Sunday, April 2, 2023

S14 Week 4: Washington Redskins vs Dolla 49 McRib

Washington Redskins are: Omega Supreme, Larfleeze, Sinestro w/ The White Lantern Ring, Indigo One and Monk, Saint Walker, Black Lantern #1-2, Thundercracker w/ Buster, Skywarp, Allicon #10, Sodom Yat, Star Sapphire: Carol Ferris, The Silver Hawks:. Colonel Bluegrass (pilot) w/ Sideman, Quicksilver w/ Talleyhawk, Steelwill w/ Rayzor, Steelheart w/ Strong Hold, and Copper Kid w/ Mayday in The Marage, The Leprechaun, Chuck Norris, The Arc Troopers (Arc Trooper Captain, two lieutenants, Heavy Weapons expert, and the six Arc Troopers) w/ Professor Charles Xavier, Wolverine, and Jedi Master #10 in a U-Wing, Asajj Ventress in an Arc Fighter, Jedi Master #9 in an Arwing, Star Sapphire #1

Dolla 49 McRib is: the living tribunal, bizzaro superman, dr fate, spectre, anti monitor, sentry, dr.midnight, mr terrific, starman, mewtwo, zeus, dr.stange, wong, xavier harkonnen, 3 harkonnen soldiers


The battle began with a sudden burst of energy from Larfleeze, the Orange Lantern, as he unleashed a powerful beam of energy that struck Zeus, the king of the gods. Zeus retaliated with a bolt of lightning, but Larfleeze absorbed the energy and used it to enhance his own powers and obliterate the god of thunder. Dr. Midnight and Sentry swooped in to help but Larfleeze proved to be too powerful for both Sentry and Dr. Midnight, easily overpowering them with his immense strength and the overwhelming force of his Orange Lantern Ring. With a flurry of energy blasts and constructs, he swiftly defeated both heroes.Meanwhile, Chuck Norris and the two Black Lanterns engaged in a fierce hand-to-hand combat with Dr. Fate, who wielded powerful magic. Chuck Norris landed a powerful punch on Dr. Fate, but the sorcerer was able to deflect the attack with a magical shield. In retaliation, Dr. Fate conjured a powerful spell that sent Chuck Norris hurtling through space and then quickly turned his attention to the black lanterns, and dispatched them.

Asajj Ventress and the U-wing of Arc Troopers and crew engaged in a dogfight with Spectre and Anti-Monitor. Asajj Ventress proved to be a skilled pilot, outmaneuvering the two villains with ease. However, the tide turned when Anti-Monitor unleashed a powerful blast of anti-matter energy that shot a hole in the Arc Troopers' ship and all members were shot into the vacuum of space. Asajj Ventress was distracted by the exploding ship of her teammates that gave Spectre plenty of time to destroy her ship and her in it. While blinded by fury and hatred, Spectre doesn’t see Saint Walker coming in for the attack. He channels the power of hope (whatever the hell that is) to create a massive construct that envelopes Spectre and weakens him. With Spectre weakened, Saint Walker channels the power of hope once again to deal a final blow, shattering Spectre's form.

After defeating Spectre, Saint Walker looks to help the rest of his arial squad who are trying to take out the Anti-Monitor. Jedi Master #9’s Ar-wing was easily swatted away by Anti-Monitor when Thundercracker, buster and Skywarp come in to help Saint Walker. The Anti-Monitor was set to throw a burst of cosmic energy but Sinestro came just in time to block it with his white lantern ring causing the blast to backfire and kill himself. Some Redskins were lost in the battle but Sinestro and Saint Walker were able to take off and fight in other battles.
 
At the same time, Xavier Harkonnen and his soldiers along with Mewtwo, Starman and Mr.terrific clashed with Carol Ferris, The Leprechaun, Sodom Yat and Star Sapphire #1. The soldiers were armed with advanced weapons and were able to hold their own against the two heroes. However, their technology was no match for the power of the White Lantern Ring wielded by Sinestro, who flew in to aid his comrades. Sinestro unleashed a powerful blast of energy that obliterated the Redskin soldiers but also took out his teammates as collateral damage.

Meanwhile, the Living Tribunal, one of the most powerful beings in the universe, faced off against Omega Supreme and the Silver Hawks. The Silver Hawks used their advanced technology and weaponry to attack the Living Tribunal, but their attacks had no effect on the cosmic entity. Omega Supreme tried to strike the Living Tribunal with his powerful weapons, but the Living Tribunal was able to deflect the attacks with ease.

The Living Tribunal retaliated with a powerful blast of energy that destroyed the Silver Hawks' ships and sent them hurtling through space. Omega Supreme was still standing, but even he was no match for the Living Tribunal's might. The Living Tribunal unleashed a final blast of energy that destroyed Omega Supreme.

In another quadrant of space, many of the combatants have reassembled from prior battles. Bizarro Superman's incredible strength and durability allowed him to withstand all of Larfleeze's attacks, leaving him struggling to find a way to defeat him. Dr. Fate's magical powers proved to be a formidable obstacle for Saint Walker and Indigo One, as he was able to neutralize their abilities and prevent them from using their powers to their full potential. Meanwhile, Wong's expert martial arts skills proved to be too much for Monk to handle, leaving him unable to flank their opponents or provide support to his teammates. Despite their best efforts, only Dr. Strange remained, having used his mastery of the mystic arts to overpower the remaining members of both teams. His powers allowed him to manipulate reality itself, and he was able to neutralize Larfleeze's constructs and defeat Saint Walker and Indigo One. As soon as he stood victorious in this battle, he was instantly cut in two by Sinestro heading to a final standoff.

The battle was down to its last two combatants. I just realized Allicon #10 hasn’t made an appearance so let's just say that as he is watching this final battle between Sinestro and Living Tribunal, his mind was melted due to its total awesomeness.

Sinestro wasted no time as he flew in to face the Living Tribunal, wielding the power of the White Lantern Ring. The Living Tribunal laughed at Sinestro's audacity, but Sinestro was undeterred. He unleashed a powerful blast of energy that struck the Living Tribunal, causing the cosmic entity to falter for the first time in the battle.The Living Tribunal retaliated with a powerful blast of energy, but Sinestro was able to absorb the attack with his ring. Sinestro unleashed another blast of energy, and another, and another, until finally the Living Tribunal was brought to its knees. As the Living Tribunal floated lifeless, Sinestro positioned himself above his face and squatted repeatedly on it.

“Cosmic Teabag” he thought to himself as he flew away victorious.

2 comments:

Artifact said...

Washington Redskins are victorious with only Sinestro as the sole survivor.

I'm going to be honest. When I saw the teams I would have 149 winning but I wrote it and it didn't shake out that way. both good teams. hard for me to write these celestial beings.

hope it didn't suck.

Josh the Commish said...

Let's go Sinestro!!!! Nice match Z!! Good fight Conner.