Survivor Series Match #2

 Mean Gene Okerland:

Currently in the ring, representing The American League and accompanied by their manager Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, weighing in at a combined 1,540 lbs King Leonidas, Valkyrie, The Sentry, The Terminator(2), Achilles, and Hercules (Marvel).  

And now coming down the aisle, representing The National League and accompanied by their manager Slick, weighing in at a combined 2,450 lbs Johnny Quick, Ancient Sith Lord #1, Kratos, The Blob, Walker: Texas Ranger, and Colossus.  

  Pogo:

Looks like we have The Terminator and Johnny Quick stepping into the ring to start things off.  

Body:

SPEED VS. STRENGTH POGO.  AND YOU KNOW STRENGTH WINS EVERY TIME.  

Pogo:  

Not necessarily Jesse, there are a lot of variables in the world of sports entertainment.  And here we go...  Johnny rushes at The Terminator at break neck speed; and.......  Wow......  he ran into T2 and I think he literally broke his own neck. 

Body:

I TOLD YOUR DUMBA** POGO.  THIS IS GONNA BE AN EASY PIN COUNT.  LET'S SEE WHO IS UP NEXT.  

Pogo:

It looks like Colossus is going to step into the ring for the NL side next.  We'll see if he can do any better against The Terminator.  Hey Jesse, doesn't that Terminator robot look like that dude you starred in Predator with??  

Body:

SHUT UP POGO.  WE DON'T TALK ABOUT HOLLYWOOD MOVIES WHEN WE ARE TALKING WRASSLIN.  NOW LET'S WATCH THESE TWO METAL MONSTROSITIES HASH IT OUT.  

Pogo:  

They have got themselves caught in a grapple and this is quite the test of strength.  Colossus seems to gain the upper hand; but he tosses Terminator back into his own corner where he is able to get in a tag.  Looks like he is tagging Valkyrie next.  

Body:

WHAT A FOOLISH MOVE BY THE WASHINGTON REDSKIN COLOSSUS.  HE THREW THE MAN RIGHT INTO HIS OWN CORNER.  NOT A TACTICAL MOVE IN A TAG COMPETITION.  AND HERE COMES VALKYRIE......  OH MY GOD POGO.  LOOK AT COLOSSUS POUNDING ON VALKYRIE.  HITTING A WOMAN LIKE THAT IS JUST PLAIN WRONG.  WE DIDN'T CONDONE THAT SORT OF THING BACK IN MY DAY.  IS THERE ANYTHING SO LOW THAT MEMBERS OF THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS WON'T DO IT.  THEY REALLY ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.

Pogo:

It is true Jesse.  Valkyrie is the only woman who was played in this competition.  And my God is she taking a beating from the former X-Man.  She wanted equal rights, it looks like she is getting equal lefts as well.  

Body:

SHUT THE HELL UP POGO.  YOU USED THAT JOKE LAST YEAR AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE.  

Pogo:

Well, I don't recall that Jesse; but I will say that Colossus is definitely showing Valkyrie that those hands are E for Everyone.  

Body:

DIDN'T I JUST TELL YOU TO SHUT UP POGO??  YOU USED THAT JOKE LAST YEAR TOO, YOU RETARD.  WHAT DID YOU DO??  GO BACK AND READ LAST YEAR'S WRESTLING WEEK AND RECYCLE THE BEST PARTS??

Pogo:

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Body:

VALKYRIE IS DOWN ON THE GROUND AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE ABOUT TO GET A FULL ELBOW DROP DOWN ON THE NECK OF THE ASGARDIAN BEAUTY.  COLOSSUS IS GONNA GET THIS PIN COUNT EASY POGO.

Pogo:

Colossus uses his down time to tag in The Blob, while The AL Squad convincves The Sentry to step up and take the ring.

Body:

THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD POGO.  THESE ARE THE TOP TWO COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCH.  THE SENTRY HAS THE STRENGTH ADVANTAGE POGO; BUT THEY SAY THE BLOB CANNOT BE MOVED.  LET'S FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS.  

Pogo:

The Sentry comes in quick at The Blob with a shoulder barge: but The Blob doesn't even budge.  That's quite a feat Jesse.  Now The Sentry is hitting him with some building leveling chops; but it still has no effect on the fat man.

Body:

WHO ARE YOU CALLING FAT POGO??  YOU'RE BARELY A SACK OF TEN WHITE CASTLES AWAY FROM THAT GUY.  AT LEAST HE HAS SOME MUSCLE BURIED UNDER THAT BLUBBER.  

Pogo:

The Sentry seems to be mixing up his game here and starts maneuvering behind the big man.  He hits him with a ghetto blaster kick to the back of his head Jesse, and The Sentry has The Blob staggering.  The Blob seems shocked and doesn't know what to do but he manages to get back to his corner and make a tag.  Kratos comes in next but The Sentry seems to want a break as well.  He tags in Hercules.  

Body:

WE HAVE GOT TWO DEMI-gODS WRAPPED UP IN EACH OTHER HERE POGO.  THIS IS QUITE THE TEST OF STRENGTH.

Pogo:

Actually Jesse, the Marvel version of Hercules still classifies as a demi-god; but Kratos is an actual god.  

Body:

JESUS POGO.  SPOILER ALERT MUCH??  NOT EVERYONE HAS PLAYED THE GAME YET.  HAVE A HEART YOU MORON.  

Pogo:  

Hercules whips Kratos into the ropes and comes in hard with a clothesline to knock Kratos to the mat.  He picks him back up and whips him into the turnbuckle.  But when he comes in for the shoulder to the mid-section, Kratos gets out of the way in the knick of time.

Body:

HERCULES WENT HARD INTO THAT STEEL POST BEHIND THE TURNBUCKLE POGO.  THAT IS GONNA CHANGE THE COURSE OF THIS MATCH.  

Pogo:

Hercules is staggering, but Kratos wastes no time hitting with a body slam and following up with an elbow drop.  Kratos then takes himself off of the ropes and comes down hard with a big boot to the face of Hercules.  He gets down and hooks the leg and that's a three count Jesse.  Kratos just took out Hercules.

Body:

THAT'S IMPRESSIVE POGO.  HERCULES WAS PROBABLY THE SECOND MOST FORMIDABLE MEMBER OF THIS AL SQUAD.  BUT THEY STILL GOT THE SENTRY.

Pogo:

Speaking of The Sentry, his team is looking for him to get back in there; but he doesn't seem interested.  The Spartan, King Leonidas is entering the ring instead, while the wore out Kratos tags in The Ancient Sith Lord.  Darth Samartino heads over to the side of the ring to have some words with Bobby "The Brain" and seems to be letting his anger get the best of him.

Body:

I CAN'T TELL WHAT LORD SAMARTINO IS SAYING TO HEENAN BUT HE DOESN'T LOOK HAPPY.  HE SHOULD WALK AWAY FROM THE MANAGER AND GET HIS HEAD IN THE MATCH.

Pogo:

What's this Jesse?!!?  While the Sith Lord had his back turned Leonidas has just grappled him from behind and puts him into a cradle.  Here comes the ref..... 1, 2, 3......  HE'S PINNED JESSE.  Leonidas has just eliminated The Sith Lord.  

Leonidas is really doing up the celebration; but here comes Colossus and Kratos from behind with a double clothesline.  

Body:

MORE CHEAP SHOTS FROM THE REDSKIN AND HIS PARTNER POGO.  DO THESE CHEATERS EVER STOP??

Pogo:

And now here comes The Blob with a full body splash on Leonidas and we have another pin count.  1, 2, 3....  Leonidas is out with The Blob's huge body on top of him.  

Body:

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE POGO?!!?  THE BLOB WASN'T EVEN THE LEGAL MAN.  LOOKS LIKE COLOSSUS AND HIS REDSKIN CHEATING IS RUBBING OFF ON THE REST OF THE TEAM.  

Pogo:

I'm not sure Jesse.  There may have been a tag in all that confusion.

Body:

I DIDN'T SEE NO TAG POGO.  AND IF I DIDN'T SEE ONE, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T SEE ONE.

Pogo:  

How would you see it if I missed it??  It may have happened Jesse.

Body:

BECAUSE YOU'RE A MORON POGO.  THAT'S WHY.  AND I DON'T MISS THINGS.  

Pogo:

Next up, after all that commotion, we have Achilles squaring off against Walker:  Texas Ranger.

Body:

PROBABLY TWO OF THE BEST HAND TO HAND FIGHTERS ON THE PLANET RIGHT HERE POGO.  

Pogo:

And they are both showing off their skills tonight.  Walker hits Achilles with a chop that sends him backwards; but Achilles comes back with a knee to the midsection.  Achilles comes back off the ropes from the staggered Walker and delivers a perfectly executed power slam on The Ranger.  Achilles is up on his feet soaking up the cheers and the crowd support; but he doesn't seem to see Walker moving back towards his corner to tag The Blob.  

Body:

LOOK AT THIS POGO.  ACHILLES TURNED AROUND EXPECTING TO SEE WALKER BUT WAS SHOCKED TO SEE THE BLOB THERE INSTEAD.  HE MAY GO BACK TO THE CORNER TO TAG IN ONE OF THE BIG MEN FROM HIS OWN TEAM POGO.

Pogo:

I thought he might too Jesse; but it looks like Achilles is going to stay in.  I think he wants a piece of the big mutant.  Achilles starts hitting him with some aerial kicks and maneuvers; but can't knock the big man down.  Looks like he is going to try to hit him with one of his patented aerial spin moves; but The Blob just caught him in mid air and is holding the Greek like a baby in his arms.  

Body:

THIS COULD BE BAD POGO.  ACHILLES CAN'T BREAK FREE AND THE BLOB IS STARTING TO LEAN FORWARD.  THAT'S IT POGO........  THE BLOB JUST FELL RIGHT ON TOP OF ACHILLES.  I DON'T SEE HIM MOVING THAT MASS OF MAN TO GET FREE.  1, 2, 3.....  THAT'S THE PIN POGO.

Pogo:

There is another mass of confusion as everyone starts stepping into the ring.  The Sentry and The Terminator both try to get Achilles free but nobody can budge The Blob, while Kratos and Colossus try to get The Sentry and T2 away from their partner The Blob.  Even Heenan and Slick are involved, this is chaos Jesse.  The Blob finally moves himself away so they can drag out Achilles, when Kratos delivers an elbow to the dome of T2 that I think just short circuited the Terminator.  

Body:

BUT LOOKIE HERE POGO.  THE SENTRY DOESN'T CARE ONE BIT.  HE JUST PICKED UP HIS BRAIN DEAD PARTNER AND IS USING HIM AS A BLUNT OBJECT AGAINST KRATOS AND COLOSSUS.  THAT ISN'T EASY TO DO POGO.  AS YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE HAVING A BRAIN DEAD PARTNER.  

Pogo:

Kratos and Colossus are both staggered as The Sentry drops what is left of The Terminator on top of Slick breaking the back of the skinny manager.  The Sentry bodyslams Colossus to the ground, knocking him unconscious and bringing him back to his human form.  The Sentry hooks the leg:  1, 2, 3.....  Colossus is eliminated.

Body:

BUT WAIT POGO..

Pogo:

The Sentry wastes no time.  He jumps directly off Colossus and does the same thing to Kratos.  1, 2, 3......  

Body:

AND NOW KRATOS IS GONE POGO!!

THAT'S IT POGO.  HERE WE GO.  NO GETTING AROUND IT THIS TIME.  WE GOT THE SENTRY VS. THE BLOB.  MAY THE BEST MAN WIN.  

Pogo:

The Sentry and The Blob lock in with each other but The Sentry still can't move and The Blob still can't do anything to The Sentry to even leave a mark.  The ref stops to yell at Bobby The Brain, but Walker: Texas Ranger sneaks under the ropes and gets behind The Blob.  Walker leans in for his patented round house kick.

Body:

WALKER JUST HIT HIS OWN TEAMMATE THE BLOB IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK.  BLOB AND SENTRY ARE STILL LOCKED TOGETHER AND WENT TUMBLING OVER THE TOP ROAP.  

Pogo:

They both fell onto the outside mat and The Blob has landed on top.  

Body:

THEY ARE OUTSIDE THE RING AND THE SENTRY CAN'T GET THE BLOB TO BUDGE OFF OF HIM.  AND WHAT IS THIS?!!?  THE BLOB IS JUST LAYING ON TOP OF HIM NOT MOVING POGO. 

Pogo:

They are both the legal men Jesses and they are outside the ring stuck.  The Blob just won't get off of The Sentry.  The ref starts the ten count:  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, the crowd is counting along, 7, 8, 9, 10...........

Body:

IT'S  A DOUBLE COUNT OUT POGO.  AND WALKER IS STILL IN THIS MATCH.  

Pogo:

Looks like Walker remains as sole survivor and The NL just stole this one Jesse.