Survivor Series Match #3

 Mean Gene Okerlund:

Currently in the ring, representing The American League, accompanied by their manager Sensational Sherri, weighing in at a combined 1,610 lbs Indiana Jones (w/ Personal Holtzman Shiled), Bowser:  King of Koopa, The 5th Brother, Capt. Britain, Sgt. Slaughter, and THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD: ANDRE THE GIANT.

And now coming down the aisle, representing The National League, accompanied by their manager Miss Elizabeth, weighing in at a combined 1,103 lbs Hulk Hogan, Superman, Atreus, Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Bolin, and Chuck Norris.  

Body:  

THIS IS GONNA BE A BARN BURNER POGO.  WE ARE GONNA......

Pogo:

Wait a second Jesse....  Aren't you in this match??

Body:

OH.  MY BAD.  LATER POGO.

Pogo:

We will just wait here a second as Gorilla Monsoon comes on over to fill in for Jesse "The Body".  

.........

Monsoon:

Hey buddy, glad to be with you.  This is gonna be a barn burner Pogo.

Pogo:

So I've heard Gorilla.  Let's get started.  

Monsoon:  

This may be the best match-up yet Pogo.  We have heavy hitters here on both sides.  Four WWF Legends as well as some outsiders that are legends in their own right.  

Pogo:

That's six WWF Legends if you count Sherri and Elizabeth.

Monsoon:

But we don't Pogo, because we are terrible misogynists.  

Pogo:

Let's get this show on the road Gorilla.  

Looks like Bolin is going to take the ring for The NL and Capt. Britain is already in there waiting for him for The AL Squad.  

Monsoon:

Bolin is a tough competitor and certainly has some moves; but I am not sure his earth bending skills are going to translate to the squared circle as well as his brother's fire bending.  

Pogo:  

Very true Gorilla.  Not a whole lot of earth to bend in this arena.  This may be a mismatch.

Here comes the grapple for a test of strength, and Bolin gets thrown into the turnbuckle with ease.  Bolin moves quickly and hops onto the second rope for a jump attack; but CAPTAIN BRITAIN JUST CAUGHT THE EARTH BENDER IN MID AIR GORILLA.

Monsoon:

Quite the precarious situation Pogo.  This may not end very well for the young Arena combatant.  

Pogo:

And here we go Gorilla.  That's a choke slam to the mat from the big Brit.  He hooks the leg and that's an easy three count.  The NL is now down a man.

 Next man up is Atreus.

Monsoon:

More like next boy up Pogo.  And it doesn't look like he'll be facing off against Britain.  Sgt. Slaughter just tagged in.  Atreus moves in for the double drop kick; but he misses and Slaughter takes full advantage.  HE'S GIVING HIM THE KNUCKLE GRIND POGO!!  This could get ugly for the young Atreus; because Slaughter is giving the signal for the Camel Clutch.  He's got him down, trying for the submission.  Here comes the ref and that's it Pogo.  Atreus has just tapped out.  The NL Squad is dwindling fast.

Pogo:

Hogan and Superman, who haven't even seen any action in this match yet seem astounded by their team taking heavy losses early.  Looks like they are arguing about something Gorilla.  

Monsoon:

Seems like they can't decide who is supposed to be in charge of this squad.  I'm not sure two egos this big can come together Pogo.  This ring just isn't big enough to handle them.

Pogo:

I don't think the arena is big enough to handle those two egos.  They aren't known for being great teammates Gorilla.  

Monsoon:

Looks like your old partner Jesse "The Body" is coming in next for The NL.  Maybe some wrestling experience is what they need to turn the tides here.  

Pogo:

They better do something Gorilla, before it is too late.  Looks like Slaughter is coming back to the corner for a tag.  He's going to tag in Bowser, but The 5th Brother takes the tag instead.  

Jesse comes at him hard and delivers some serious blows to the dome of The 5th Brother mixing it up between elbows and closed fists.  Jesse picks up The Inquisitor and here it comes Pogo.  OHHHHHH.  DELIVERS the Canadian Backbreaker with a vengeance.  He is going down for the pin; but where is the Referee?!!?

Monsoon:

The ref has his back turned and is being distracted by Sensational Sherri!!  Jesse has had him down for well over a three count but the ref isn't paying attention Pogo.  Looks like Chuck Norris is running into the ring to get the Ref to turn around.  He isn't the legal man, but he wants that attention.  Now Slaughter is back in the ring and has just knocked Jesse off The 5th Brother and pulled him back to safety.

Pogo:

The Ref has turned back around but doesn't know who the legal men are in this match.  Looks like Chuck Norris is about to mess some people up.  HE'S WINDING UP FOR THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK GORILLA!!  

Monsoon:

He's going to deliver it Sgt. Slaughter; but Andre pulled Slaughter out of the way and pushed the Referee right in Chuck's direction.  ROUNDHOUSE KICK HIT THE REF AND KNOCKED HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF POGO!!  His head went into the 6th row.  We need a new ref in this match quick or we are going to have all out chaos.  Every single competitor just jumped into the ring and I am not sure the springs can handle it.  

Pogo:  

Look at this Gorilla.  We have a new special guest referee.  Two of them actually.  It's former Heavyweight boxing champion Buster Douglas along with Punch Out Ref Mario Mario himself.  They need two experienced guys in here to handle this crowd.  The Refs are going up to Ventura and Norris first.  It looks like they are blaming them both for the ref with the missing head.

Monsoon:  

That isn't right Pogo, it was The Giant that pushed the ref into their path.  But they don't care Pogo......  THEY'RE DISQUALIFYING THEM BOTH.  Norris and Ventura have both been thrown out of this match and sent bak to the locker room Pogo.  It's just Hogan and The Man of Steel left for The NL.  

Pogo:

Here comes Jesse, heading back to the booth now Gorilla.

Body:

DID YOU SEE THAT NONSENSE POGO?!!?  THE REFS ARE ALWAYS AGAINST THE NL.  THIS IS A DAMN TRAVESTY POGO.  AND WHAT ARE YOU SMIRKING AT GORILLA?!!?  HOW THE HELL COULD THEY THROW THE BEST LOOKING, PRETTIEST, MOST TALENTED WRESTLER OF ALL TIME OUT OF MATCH.  I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG POGO.

Monsoon:

WOW!!  Well, Pogo as Jesse and Chuck head back to the locker room with a disqualification, this is going to be a tough one for The NL being down six to two.  Now Pogo, Norris and Ventura are not going to receive deaths for this after being disqualified, are they??

Pogo:

No Gorilla, they are still going to get deaths.  Those are the rules here in The Survivor Series.

Monsoon:

Really??  That just doesn't seem fair.  And I thought Vince McMahon was bad.  The Commissioner of this league sure is an a**hole.

Pogo:

You have no idea Gorilla.  Now let's get back to the match.

 As the referees get things sorted out, Bowser enters the ring for The AL; but it seems that Hogan and Superman are still arguing on their side of the ring.  They can't agree on anything Gorilla, including who should enter the ring first.  And, it looks like Superman is going to be the guy to go in next.   Bowser comes at Supes with an attempted chop; but Superman blocks and returns with a blow of his own.  Supes keeps the upper hand with a couple of well delivered hits.  Superman keeps control of the match by throwing Bowser into his own corner and runs in swiftly to deliver the shoulder barge.  Supes measures Bowser and goes in for a big swing: but Bowser ducks; and.......  HE ACCIDENTLY HIT HOGAN GORILLA!!

Monsoon:

He did indeed Pogo, Superman just accidently hit his partner The Hulkster and Hogan isn't having any part of it.  He looks like he might hit Superman back.  Bowser heads back to his own corner for a tag; and here comes Andre the Giant Pogo, the 8th wonder of the world is really moving and he comes in with a double clothesline knocking Superman over the top rope and both he and Hogan down to the mat outside the ring.  The refs try to gain control; but WHAT.......  Wait....  What's Indiana Jones doing outside the ring over there Pogo??  HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR.  He just hit Superman with it and the Man of Steel is down.  Dr. Jones runs back to his corner; but Superman is on the ground and Hogan is trying to shake off the hit from Andre as he climbs back into the ring.  The Hulkster gets into the ring; but Mario the Ref walks past him and starts the ten count on Superman.  

Pogo:  

Hogan is pleading with the ref; but Mario Mario is right.  Superman is the legal man and if he doesn't get back in that ring that count out will have him eliminated as well.  I think there may have ben Kryptonite in that steel chair.

Monsoon:

I'm not sure Hulk can put his differences with Supes aside or not Pogo.  The ref's count is at 5.  

Pogo:

What's this Gorilla??  Hogan was shaking his head no at first; but now he has his hand out.  He's reaching for Superman Gorilla.  

         **HULK HOGAN**:  "We can do this.  We can do it together.....  GRAB MY HAND BROTHER!!!!

Monsoon:

Ref's count is at 7, 8, 9.......  

Pogo:

SUPERMAN TOOK THE HULKSTER'S HAND GORILLA!!  He's back in the ring.  

Monsoon:

Sgt. Slaughter and Dr. Jones are both in the ring Pogo, I'm not sure who the legal man is.

Pogo:

I don't think Superman cares Gorilla.  He is revitalized and taking them both on.  Slaughter takes a red boot to the face to put him down on the mat and Indiana Jones just got power slammed by the Kryptonian.  I think he felt the receipt from that steel chair outside the ring and then some Gorilla.  Superman gets to the top rope in a single bound and puts his hands up in the air.  PERFECTLY EXECUTED BODY SPLASH onto Slaughter.  1, 2, 3.....  

Monsoon:

Slaughter's out and Indiana Jones is moving towards the ropes for a tag; but Supes is too quick.  He intercepts Jones to say I'm not done with you.  One more powerslam from Superman and here's the count.  1, 2, 3.......  Now Dr. Jones is out as well Pogo!!  That's two AL competitors down in just as many minutes.  Superman heads back to the corner and tags Hulk Hogan.  Let's see what the Hulkster can accomplish in this underdog match up.  It still is four to two Pogo.  

Pogo:

That's right Gorilla.  Wait....  What's this.  I think we may have the match up we have been waiting for.  Andre the Giant is stepping into the ring to go head to head with The Hulkster.  Hogan and The Giant start trading blows to the head that I'm not sure how anyone would stay standing for.

Monsoon:

They sure are Pogo.  Hogan comes off the ropes and measures Andre with that punch.  Here comes another, and another, AND ANOTHER POGO.  The Giant is dazed.  Hogan looks to the crowd.  They are going crazy and then he looks to Superman.  Supes is pushing his hands up in the air, giving him the signal.  He's gonna try and body slam Andre the Giant Pogo!!

Pogo:

That's never been done before Gorilla.  I don't know if it is possible, even for The Hulkster.  He gets into position and starts to lift.........  But Andre comes down with a double fisted punch to the back of the head of Hogan.  The Hulkster couldn't do it Gorilla and now he is paying the price.  He is down on one knee taking a beating from The Giant.  The Giant throws Hogan into The AL Corner and the remaining four members start beating Hogan down with a quadruple team effort while Buster Douglas tries to break it up.  Hogan has got to be in some pain now Gorilla.

Monsoon:

Andre tags in Bowser, so he can have some fun with The Hulkster and The KIng of Koopa doesn't waste any time leveling Hogan.  Irish whip in from Bowser but Hogan is able to duck under the clothesline and deliver a clothesline of his own on the way back.  Bowser is down; but will The Hulkster have enough strength to make it over to Superman for a tag??  

Pogo:

He barely gets there in time Gorilla, before Bowser can get to him; but now that Superman is back in, he wastes no time getting some revenge for his partner on the big turtle or whatever he is.  Superman throws Bowser into the turnbuckle and hits with the shoulder barge.  He's dazed and stumbling Gorilla.  And......  He's down.  Here comes the elbow drop and 1, 2, 3.......  Bowser is all done.  Supes got him Gorilla.

Monsoon:

He better look out though Pogo.  Look who just stepped over the ropes.  It's Andre the Giant.  Let's see if Supes can do any better against The 8th Wonder than Hogan could.  Superman takes himself off the ropes and leaps at the big man delivering an elbow to the dome of Andre.  Supes is back off the ropes again, this time delivering the double drop kick.  Andre is wavering Pogo; but he is still on his feet.  Hogan starts yelling to his partner to do it.  Hogan wants Superman to do what he couldn't do.  He wants him to bodyslam the Giant.  

Pogo:

He's gonna try it Gorilla,  Superman is in position, he gets underneath him and BAM.....  Another huge blow from Andre.  And Superman is down on one knee just like Hogan was.  This is amazing Gorilla, even The Man of Steel himself, can't slam The Giant.  Andre delivers a fierce eye gouge to Supes and The Last Son of Krypton is down on the mat getting a taste of Andre the Giant's size 26 boot.  Andre picks Superman back up and flings him into his own ropes.  He's toying with them Gorilla.  He wants Superman to get the tag so he can finish off Hogan first.  

Monsoon:

He may get his wish Pogo.  Superman made the tag to the only other guy left on his team.  Hogan is back in the ring.  Andre is taunting him to come his way.  Hogan delivers the first punch and the second and the third but Andre isn't even budging.  Now it's Andre's turn Pogo.  Andre with the chop and another one and Hogan is down on one knee.  Andre is just pummeling him and having his way with The Hulkster.  This doesn't look good for The NL Pogo.  Andre brings Hogan back to his feet and gives him the Irish Whip in to the ropes.  Andre measures The Hulkster for the finishing blow.  This could be the end of The NL Pogo.  

Pogo:  

The Hulkster is still on his feet Gorilla.  Here comes another punch from Andre.  THEY AREN'T EVEN AFFECTING HIM GORILLA!!  Hogan is shaking his head wildly.  He points the finger at Andre and starts waving it.  Here comes the punch from Hogan.  And another one.  And another one.  Andre is stunned and staggering Gorilla; but still on his feet.  Superman yells to Hogan from the other side of the ring.  He's giving his partner encouragement.  He's reminding him of all the hard work, the prayers, the vitamins, and all The Little Hulkamaniacs out there depending on him.  Hogan is going to go for it again Gorilla.  He gets in position.  Andre is up in the air.  AND HULK HOGAN HAS JUST BODY SLAMMED ANDRE THE GIANT.  I didn't think it could be done Gorilla; but The Hulkster just slammed The Giant.  He's off the ropes, here comes the leg drop, and the pin.  1, 2, 3.......  

Monsoon:

It's done Pogo!!  Hogan has eliminated The Giant!!

Pogo:

It's now two on two Gorilla and both The 5th Brother and Captain Britain have leapt into the ring to take on Hogan; but Superman has joined the fray as well.  The NL members both simultaneously duck clotheslines from The AL.  Hogan and Supes grab their opponents by the arms like they are about to give the Irish Whip; but instead they throw them into each other.  5th Brother and Britain collide and then both hit the mat.  Hogan and Superman jump on both The 5th Brother and Captain Britain at the same time.  They are going for a double pin.  Gorilla, is this even legal??

Monsoon:

Two referees, so I guess they can do two pins at once.  1, 2, 3.........  POGO.......  DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!!?