Monday, May 31, 2010

Better Than All of You Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade

Better Than All of You is (Gray) Hulk, & Arn Anderson.

Le' Napoleon Brigade is John McLain & Jacen Solo.


“Where the F**k are we Jacen”? McLain asks his teammate as they are transported to Pandora. He continues with: “I’ve been in some F**%^d up situations in my life but I’ve never seen anything like this S$$t before”. Arn Anderson then jumps out of the tree behind them and lands a flying elbow on Solo. McLain pulls out his Beretta and turns around to help his teammate, but by then Hulk is already there to do some damage. McLain’s 9mm’s bounce off of the chest of the Gray Goliath, but Hulk directs his rage at Jacen Solo instead of his attacker. Hulk uproots a tree and launches it at Jacen which breaks just about every bone in his body before it kills him. McLain realizes that his Beretta 92 isn’t going to cut it against Hulk so he rolls across the ground and picks up the lightsaber. He has the perfect chance to take out Hulk as the 6’6’’ bada** has his back to McLain. McLain takes his one chance at killing the Hulk as he rushes at him with the lightsaber ignited, but just as he is about to use the lightsaber to cut thru the thick gray hide Arn Anderson screams: “Hulk! Look Out”! Arn jumps out in front of McLain’s lightsaber and takes the hit for his partner. Hulk then turns around delivers a massive punch to the head of McLain over the dead body of his buddy Arn.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU IS VICTORIOUS!

1 comment:

Josh the Commish said...

The Mithril Vest was given to Brett The Hitman" Hart, it just sucks that we can't see his abbs anymore.