Monday, May 31, 2010

Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & (Space Shuttle Retiring) Preseident Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs.

Xavier's Annihialtion Squad


Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & (Gulf Coast Destroying) President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos are Spider-Man, Dora (w/ a green lightsaber), Boots (w/ a green lightsaber), Backpack, Map, Benny, Eessa, Tico, Azeem, & Zombie Doozer #1.

Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Geo-Force & Perfuma.


The possible perfect season or the bragging rights to be the team that destroyed it is just about the only thing that is on the line in this match. Both of the these teams have already clinched their respective divisions and the top 2 spots in the National League. With that being said, they both still put great teams forward this week which is a credit to both their owners sense of pride and purpose. Zombie Doozer #1 rushes in filled with bloodlust, but Perfuma crushes the little Doozer under her foot and then does the same to Eessa & Tico. Geo-Force causes the earth underneath the feet of The Commandos to rip apart which sends their team into a tizzy, but Azeem still manages to jump out of the crevice being created underneath him and to use his Saracen Sword to cut off the head of Perfuma. Geo-Force’s attacks manage to take out the burly Benny and to knock Backpack right off of Dora’s back ending in both the destruction of Backpack and The Map which was residing inside it. Dora did manage to grab her and Boots’ lightsabers out of it before The Backpack took one for the team. Dora tells her troops to regroup, which they do up in a tree thanks to the abilities of Spider-Man. Dora looks to Spider-Man, Azeem, & Boots and says: “Listen up, I realize we are all in the play-offs already, but we owe it to every amigo of the FFL to do our best to end the perfect streak of The Annihilation Squad”. “I’m ready to do my part” Boots adds, but Peter Parker says: “Be careful Boots, you have one foot, and half your tail in the Graveyard, and we need you for the play-offs”. Azeem adds: “Spider-Man is right, you’re just to important Boots”. With this exchange completed, Dora leaps out of the tree as a diversionary tactic with her lightsaber swinging wildly. Geo-Force begins to aim his attention at the deadly little girl, but Spider-Man swoops in with his webs and completely contains Geo-Force, knocking him to the ground in a web cocoon. The Commandos know that this won’t hold Geo-Force for long, but before Geo-Force can free himself from the webbing, Azeem uses his Saracen Sword once more to finish off Geo-Force the same way he did to their other opponent.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & (DID I CALL REV. WRIGHT MY SPIRITUAL ADVISOR, I JUST MEANT GUY I MET ONCE OR TWICE) PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Congrats on your win Nick. Don't be fooled by your easy win, Xaviers Annihilation Squad will be ready for you next time we meet on the battle field. So enjoy your win....for now

Sarah said...

I'd like to apologize for the rude comment Anonymous left on my teams behalf. Anonymous may be be sour that my team didn't have a perfect season, but I can admit when I've met my match. So congratulations Nick, job well done.

Josh the Commish said...

The Mithril Vest was given to "Deadly Little" Dora. The Iron Man Suit was given to David Beckham.

Josh the Commish said...

The Iron Man Suit was given to Murdock.