Season Three: Week 11 The Untouchables vs. TEAM

The Untouchables are Gilotina, Bernadeth, Mad Harriet, Stompa, and Lashina.

TEAM is Thor.


Gilotina: “Who are we playing again?”

Lashina: “TEAM, how many times do we have to tell you this.”

Gilotina: “TEAM huh, well this should be an easy one.”

Mad Harriet: “Why would you say that, TEAM has pretty much done nothing but win since this league has been around.”

Gilotina: “If by win you mean laying down when they should be playing an actual competitive team, then yeah, I guess I agree with you.”

Lashina: “Don’t you dare look at this match as a cake walk. The second you start doing that (pauses for a second) don’t ever take your eye off the prize Gilotina.”

Gilotina: “He’s started no one of value this season. Look all I’m saying is that I wouldn’t be surprised if he started all Vamp’s this week.”

The remaining Female Furies look at Gilotina and are finding it hard not to agree with her. They know that TEAM is still a powerhouse in the league, but they also know that she has a point. Lashina tries to keep the powerful woman focused but the idea of an easy match is beyond tempting for them to think about. As they all trek though the Pandorian forest, they see no signs of their opponent. Then out of nowhere, snow begins falling from the sky.

The Furies are surprised by this occurrence, but ultimately none of them thinks too much of it. Then the wind begins to pick up and lighting starts striking everywhere.

Stompa: “What the hell is going on here?”

Lashina: “I’m not sure, but I have a feeling TEAM isn’t laying down for this one.”

Gilotina: “You girls and your superstition’s. We are on an alien planet. How do you know that this isn’t a normal occurrence the happens everyday at two in the afternoon.”

Lashina: “That seems like a highly unlikely scenario.”

Gilotina: “What’s more likely; the weather being strange on an alien world or TEAM actually showing up and starting a legit team. I’m telling you, all Vamp’s.”

Thor: “I can’t speak for my team in regards to laying down this season, but the one thing I can tell you, is that I am definitely not a Vampire.”

As Thor says this he brings Mjolnir down upon Gilotina so hard that he literally crushes her from head to toe. The remaining ‘Untouchable’ members now know that their opponent has in fact done the opposite of laying down for this match and are all on full alert for battle. Mad Harriet runs up behind Thor and strikes him with her “Power Spikes” that she has on her hands. Thor screams in pain and then looks at her and smiles. He then re-directs the energy and sends it straight back into her, blowing her back into a tree.

Stompa sees this and decides to start an earthquake on the Na’vi inhabited world. Thor immediately takes flight and in the process grabs Stompa from causeing any further damage on the alien world. While in flight Stompa is pounding on Thor, to which does cause him pain but not enough to actually hurt him to any real extent. He then takes a look at the heat axe that she is wielding and says, “Nice axe, how is it in battle?” She then takes a swing at him with the axe and as soon as it hits Mjolnir, the axe fold’s in on itself and falls to the ground.

Thor: “That’s a shame about the axe. (Looking around for a place to land) Oh, this looks like a nice spot.”

Thor then takes Stompa and sends her directly down on top of a tree, sending the top of the tree through her chest, killing her instantly.

Lashina: “Our weapons are going to be useless against him, so just forget about them.”

Bernadeth: “Good, this was a sorry excuse for a weapon anyways. (Looks over at Mad Harriet who is still laying on the ground with severe electrical burns) Get up Harriet, you are a disgrace to this team.”

Lashina goes over to Harriet to see if she is all right and realizes that her wounds are far greater then she thought they were.

Lashina: “Bernadeth please shut up and actually do something.”

Bernadeth: “Kiss my A## Lashina! While you are tending to your friend over there, I’ll be winning this match for us.”

She then throws the Halberd down to the ground and readies her Fahren-Knives for Thor. Thor flies back down to face Bernadeth when he begins to feel his insides burning. He is not completely sure why this is occurring, but he has a feeling it has something to do with his opponent across the forest from him. Though he can feel the pain inside of him growing, he charges after Bernadeth and in an instant they are both gone.

The next thing Bernadeth sees is a large forest around her, but nothing seems to be right. Thor then looks at her and knocks her to the ground.

Thor: “Good luck finding your way home from here.”

Bernadeth: “Where the hell did you bring me?”

Thor: “Trust me when I say you are going to have a long time to figure that one out on your own.”

Thor then transports himself back to the dimension the battle is being fought on, leaving Bernadeth behind on another plain of existence. Thor then sees Lashina tending to her teammates wounds and sends a bolt of lighting down upon the two of them. Lashina manages to get out of the way, but the second surge of energy that Mad Harriet has taken today is too much for her as she finally succumbs to her wounds.

Lashina is now incredibly angry over the death of her teammate and quickly charges after the god with whips in hand. She does manage to tangle her whips around Thor, holding him down for a second. Thor then looks at her and says, “This again, I’ve already used this move once today, let’s try something different this time.” Thor then head butts Lashina and kicks her in the chest, sending her flying across the forest. Then before Lashina is able to regain her footing, the son of Odin sent a god-like thermo blast into the leader of the Furies that completely disintegrates her.

At this time Thor considered going back to finish off Bernadeth, but thought of it as a waste of time. Because for once this year, TEAM started a heavy weight and heavy weights don’t have time for distractions like Bernadeth.

The Untouchables: Bernadeth survived, though she is in another dimension.

TEAM: Thor Survived.

TEAM is Victorious!!!