Sunday, May 30, 2010

George Washington's Slaves vs The Syracuse Valley

George Washington’s Slaves are Nolan Ryan, Zack Morris and King Kong.

The Syracuse Valley is Soundblaster, Movie Ravage, Fast Forward, Zombie Rumble, Movie Wheelie, Movie Spy Bug and Movie Decepticon #1.


The Decepticons from The Syracuse Valley make their way through the jungle of Pandora. Movie Ravage sees Zack Morris and charges toward him. The metal beast leaps into the air; his jaw wide open, but is nailed with a rock that’s flying at easily over 100 mph. The rock goes right into Movie Ravage’s mouth and blasts through the back of its skull. “Thanks, man,” Zack says to Nolan Ryan as the pitcher comes up from behind him. But the rest of the smaller sized Valley members then surround the two of them. They begin to attack, but Zack yells “TIME OUT!” and everyone freezes right where they are. He grabs the frozen Nolan and moves them far away from their opponents. “Alright, TIME IN!” The trees then begin to shake as King Kong leap out of them. He’s holding Soundblaster’s head, as he has already removed it from the Decepticon. Kong slams down on Movie Wheelie and Fast Forward. Zombie Rumble shoots wildly at the massive gorilla, but is crushed by Kong’s fist. The Movie Spy Bug flies up by Zack and Nolan, who are now safely behind a boulder. Zack swats the bug away with ease as they watch King Kong rip the arms off of Movie Decepticon #1 and beat it to death with them.

GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!

1 comment:

Josh the Commish said...

The Mithril Vest was given to Samuel "Screech" Powers. The Iron Man suit was given to A.C. Slater.