Monday, May 31, 2010

The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Swamp Thing & Liono.

Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Mace Windu & Charlie Brown.


The battle starts off both quickly and fiercely as the 2 2 man teams square off. Liono delivers a kick to the head of Charlie Brown that break his neck like the shell of a peanut (get it) but Mace swings his lightsaber viciously, cutting away everything that Swamp Thing throws at him. Swamp Thing is manipulating the forest around him making everything around Master Windu a potential enemy. Windu keeps them at bay for a while, but eventually is completely bound up in a massive series of vines. His lightsaber is ripped from his hands by a sharp twig knocked from a tree above him. Liono and Swamp Thing approach the cocooned Jedi Master cautiously, but just as they do Mace Windu who is deep in concentration within the vines uses his mastery of the force to rip himself free of the binds. In one fluid motion he then flips into the air and uses the force to suck his lightsaber back into his hand. He then comes down in front of Swamp Thing and slices him right down the middle (like a hot dog). This amazing feat unfortunately is not quite enough though, because as the exhausted Windu finishes off Swamp Thing, Liono takes this opportunity to come from behind Mace with his sword drawn and relieve him of his head.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!

2 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

The Mithril Vest was given to Ryan Poteracki. The Iron Man Suit was given to Major Amos Dundee.

Josh the Commish said...

The Iron Man Suit was given to Brandon Inge.