Monday, March 24, 2014

s7w3- Turrible Decisions vs Tentacles

Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions are: Cyborg Superman, The Spectre, Adrian Monk, Guile w/ magnaguard electrostaff, Sonya Blade,Indigo-1 and Munk, Kingdom Come Batman, KC Steel, KC Green Arrow, KC Dinah Queen, KC Black Canary, Junkeons #1-6, Care Becks, and Treasure Troll #20

Mitchy’s Luminous Tentacle Warriors are: Damien Thornn and his Rottweiler, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Magik, Venom (Flash Thompson), Vampire Sinestro, Aphrodite, Cloud Strife, Ronald McDonald, State Farm Agent, Sub-Zero, Toadette, Eagle #3, White Dragon #14, White Dragon #15, Black Dragon #2, Green Dragon #23, andRed dragon #26

KC Steel surmises the destruction around him. He cannot believe the destruction and devastation that's  has befallen the city of Chicago, and it all at his hands.

"Excellent. Excellent" rings the voice of Cyborg Superman in Steel's head. The former Hank Henshaw had found it to be in his best interests to merge himself with Steel's armor. "My plan of  utilizing most of the Spectre's paranormal energies with the powers of the indigo tribe to help turn the Junkeons into robotic suicide bombers was an incredible sucess!"

"Yeah, but look at all we've done. This is like the timeline where I came from" says Steel "I joined the FFL to try and escape such a bleak future, but I guess death and destruction will follow me wherever I go."

"Why not embrace that fact?" urges Henshaw "You've got me with you now, why together we can"

"*cough* cough* Ex-excuse me fellows" says Adrian Monk as he weakly approaches the man who appears to be talking to himself.

"Adrian! Good to see you my friend!" exclaims Steel "I'm glad to see we didn't eradicate or entire team with our masterplan, though I'm sure the Spectre is still out there, weakened and probably pissed."

"Yeah, see about that. Um I don't know how to tell you this.." begins Adrian "But I was running the numbers on our roster and I *gulp* I found an error."

"What? What do you mean?" asks Steel

"Well, when-" before Monk can finish Steel's right hand morphs into a gigantic blaster can eradicates the obsessive detective where he stands.

"WHAT THE HELL?" yells Steel "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??!!"

"Because" purrs the voice in his head "He didn't need to find out what I did. We won and that's all that matters. We're still winners and that's all that matters."

"Yes. " grins Kingdom Come Steel "That's all that-"

SIERRA. HOTEL. INDIA. ECHO. LIMA. DELTA. SHIELD. The entrance music of the WWE Hounds of Justice- Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns erupts across the wasteland of Chicago. The trio materialize seemingly out of nowhere in front of the triumphant Steel.

"Yo, my man." says Reigns "We need to talk about your roster here."

"Yeah? What about it" sneers Steel, who's completely given into the will of Henshaw

"See here, Steel" says Ambrose "You're over in points dude. When you play at buy 4 get 1 free, you don't get the most expensive one free. You get the cheapest. That's like buying a pair of socks and expecting the jeans for free. Don't work like that."

"Yeah. Ok, but still... I still"

"But nothing. That's an injustice and we're not about to let that stand." growls the architect of the Shield Seth Rollins "Now you an either leave the field and we restart this, or we can do it the hard way."

"And before you think of calling your pal the Spectra" interjects Reigns as he tosses a ghosttrap at Cyborg Steel's feet "We already thought of that."

Steel grins a vicious grin "Looks like we've been caught. BLAST!" he growls as he opens fire on the Shield. Rollins and Reigns avoid the blast, but Ambrose takes a shot square in the chest. He hits the ground, a giant smoking hole in his chest.

But as Ambrose hits the ground, the hole begins to shrink. The flowing blood reverses direction and heads back into the United States champions chest.

Ambrose sits up, smirks and says "Regeneration X. It's gonna kick YOUR ass" Enraged, Steel prepares another shot but is speared by Reigns, who is aided in his efforts by a Legion flight ring. His helmet hits the ground and is crushed by Rollins as he delivers a fatal Blackout.

Reigns does his signature battle cry and Rollins and Ambrose gather up the fallen, mad inventor and prepare him for their triple powerbomb.

"THIS DOES NOTHING! I STILL KILLED THE TENTACLES! I STILL WIN!" screams Steel

"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there...unharmed by your efforts" says Reigns as the three drive him down into the ground. As he lies there, unable to move he sees the resurrected insurance agent approach.

"Sorry" he says "But we have to terminate your policy" as he drives a jagged street sign into Steel's eye, killing him.

4 comments:

Krisatu said...

Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions: All Dead

Mitchy’s Luminous Tentacle Warriors:

State Farm Agent survives.

MITCHY'S LUMINOUS TENTACLE WARRIORS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!

NFG Mike said...

Tough break Dave. First you take a loss, then your insurance gets cancelled? That's harsh dude

Josh the Commish said...

Damn!! And The Tentacle Warriors are 3 and 0!!!!

Artifact said...

Sweet match Chris!