Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters

**The Team Sleeping Pussy Street Gang has taken over the once peaceful city by force. It is up to Griswold’s to bust their Nuts.

Team Sleeping Pussy is The Warriors: Cleon, Swan, Ajax, Fox, Rembrandt, Coshise, Vermin, Snom, and Cowboy, The Mad Max Crew: Nightrider, Toe-Cutter, Bubba, Johnny the Boy, Mudguts, and Cundalini, Sweep #1 and 2, The WILDCATS: Spartan, Voodoo, Grifter, Zealot, Warblade, Maul, Lord Emp, and Void, Blockbuster, Duncan McLeod, The Starjammers: Corsair Summers, Hepzibah, Raza, Longknife, Ch’od, and Cr’ ee, Sunfire, Fremen #31-40, Johnny Blaze, Western Ghost Rider, Black Cat, Cloak and Dagger, Blink, Victoria (w/ a red lightsaber), SHIELD Agent #3-6, Jonah Hex (w/ yellow lantern ring), Jubilee, Peacemaker, and Nightshade.

Griswold’s Nut-busters are Xenomorph #71-80, Onslaught, Slim and Red Dayspring (w/ shared green lantern ring), (Age of Apocalypse) Nightcrawler, (A of A) Blob), Evan Sabahnur, Jarvis (w/ green lantern ring), Pepper Potts (w/ rescue armor and star sapphire), Ras Al Ghul (w/ green lantern ring), Teneb Kel, maggot, Exl Kresh, Duncan Idaho Ghola #9, The Shining Force: Mini-Pipes, Livewire, The goddess of the Moon, Super-Hero, Cowboy Man, Bear, Stephanie, and P.C., The Super Jackin Power Slackers: The Black Slacker, The Even Blacker Slacker, The Colored Slacker, The Brown Slacker, The Dark Slacker, and The Damn Near Purple Slacker, Dark Side Adept Kyle Houslander, Dark Side Acolyte Zachary Houslander, matrix Agent #2, War Skrull #8, and Skrull #2.



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STREETS OF RAGE: FURIOUS IRON FIST

Player Select:

Player 1: Fantomex
Player 2: Cluster

Round 1:

[Enter] Cleon, Swan, and Fox.

Swan: Ugh (that means they’re defeated (after much sprite flashing of course)).

[Enter] Rembrandt, Cochise, Ajax

Fox: Ugh

[Enter] Vermin, Snow, Cowboy.

SPECIAL ATTACK

[Enter] Xenomorph #71-80 (they take damage off of all Team SP characters, and then run off towards the boss; so we’ll just assume they go off to die…. Whateavs, it’s “THE PURGE”).

FIGHT

Cowboy: Ugh

Snow: Ugh

Coshise: Ugh

Cleon: Ugh

Rembrandt: Ugh

Ajax: Ugh

BOSS BATTLE

[Enter] Peacemaker

Peacemaker: Ugh.

ROUND 2

(Alright everybody, I acknowledge: either you played the video game before and this match seems kinda cute and entertaining; or you are totally lost and you think it is even more of a piece of garbage than it truly is (feel free to skip to the end, you people who do that (you know who you are (I won’t tell anybody)))).

[Enter] Hepzibah, Raza Longknife

[Enter] Corsair Summers

Raza: Ugh

[enter] Ch’ od, Cr’ ee

Hepzibah: Ugh

Fantomex: Ugh

PLAYER 1 GAME OVER

Corsair: Ugh

PLAYER 2 GAME OVER
CONTINUE

Player Select:

Player 1 Evan Sabahnur
Player 2 (A of A) Blob

ROUND 2

[Enter] Hepzibah, Raza Longknife

[Enter] Corsair Summers

Raza: Ugh

[enter] Ch’ od, Cr’ ee

Hepzibah: Ugh

SPECIAL ATTACK

[enter] Widget and G.W. Bridge

Corsair Summers: Ugh

Ch’ od: Ugh

Cr’ ee: Ugh

BOSS BATTLE

[ENTER] Duncan McLeod

Blob: Ugh

PLAYER 2 GAME OVER

Duncan McLeod: Ugh


ROUND 3

[enter] Blink
[enter] Blink

[enter] Blink

[enter] Blink

[enter] Blink

[enter] Blink

[enter] Blink

Evan Sabahnur: Ugh

PLAYER 1 GAME OVER

CONTINUE

Player Select

Player 1: Mini-Pipes
Player 2: Livewire
(I mean come on, these guys are based on the creators of The FFL, and The Shining Force Team plus they rule at video games (it’s a great pairing))

[enter] Blink
[enter] Blink

[enter] Blink

[enter] Blink

[enter] Blink

[enter] Blink

[enter] Blink

Mini-Pipes: Ugh

Player 1 Game Over

Livewire: Ugh

Player 2 Game Over

(fiercely grip controller)…Continue

Player Select

Player 1: Slim Dayspring

Player 2: Red Dayspring

[enter] Blink
[enter] Blink

[enter] Blink

[enter] Blink

[enter] Blink

[enter] Victoria

[enter] Blink

[enter] Blink

Victoria: Ugh

SPECIAL ATTACK

[enter] Batwing and Talon in Landmaster

Blink: Ugh

BOSS BATTLE

[ENTER] Cloak and Dagger

Cloak: Ugh

Red: Ugh

Player 1 Game Over

Dagger: Ugh


ROUND 4

[enter] Fremen #31-40

Slim: Ugh

Player 1 Game Over

CONTINUE

PLAYER SELECT

Player 1: goddess of The Moon

Player 2: Stephanie

“Friendly Fighting”

[enter] Fremen #31-40

goddess: Ugh

Player 1 Game Over

Stephanie: Ugh

Player 2 Game Over

CONITNUE

PLAYER SELECT

Player 1: Bear

Player 2: P.C.

[enter] Fremen #31-40

[enter] Western Ghost Rider

Bear: Ugh

Player 1 Game Over

P.C.: Ugh

Player 2 Game Over

CONTINUE

Player 1: Dark Side Adept Kyle Houslander

Player 2: Dark Side Acolyte Zachary Houslander

[enter] Fremen #31-40

[enter] Western Ghost Rider

[enter] Johnny Blaze

Fremen #31: Ugh

#32: Ugh

#33: Ugh

Zack: Ugh

Player 2 Game Over

#34: Ugh

Kyle: Ugh

Player 1 Game Over

CONTINUE

Player Select

Player 1: Cowboy Man

Player 2: Super-Hero

[enter] Fremen #31-40

[enter] Western Ghost Rider

[enter] Johnny Blaze

Cowboy Man: Ugh

Player 1 Game Over

Fremen #31: Ugh

#32: Ugh

Super-Hero: Ugh

Player 2 Game Over

CONTINUE

Player Select:

Player 1: Teneb Kel
Player 2: Maggot

[enter] Fremen #31-40

[enter] Western Ghost Rider

[enter] Johnny Blaze

Fremen #31: Ugh

#32: Ugh

#33: Ugh

#34: Ugh

Maggot: Ugh

Player 2 Game Over

Kel: Ugh

Player 1 Game Over

CONTINUE

{This similar scenario repeats for Players 1: Exal Kresh and Matrix Agent #2, and Players 2: Ras Al Ghul and Duncan Idaho Ghola #9}.

CONTINUE

Player Select:

Player 1: Onslaught
Player 2: The Super-Jackin Power Slacker (w/ Mystical Energy Broken .40 oz Bottle).

[enter] Fremen #31-40

[enter] Western Ghost Rider

[enter] Johnny Blaze

Fremen #31: Ugh

#32: Ugh

#33: Ugh

#34-40: Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh…………

SPECIAL ATTACK

[Enter] Nova

Western Ghost Rider: Ugh

Johnny Blaze: Ugh

[enter] Black Cat

Black Cat: Ugh

BOSS BATTLE

[ENTER] Sunfire

Sunfire: Ugh

ROUND 5

[enter] Nightrider

[enter] Toe-Cutter

[enter] Bubba

Toe-Cutter: Ugh
[enter] Johnny the Boy

Bubba: Ugh

[enter] Mudguts

Johnny: Ugh

[enter] Cundalini

SPECIAL ATTACK

[Enter] Superman and Batman (actually War Skrull #8 and Skrull #2)

Cundalini: Ugh

Mudguts: Ugh

Nightrider: Ugh

(super big) BOSS BATTLE

[ENTER] Sweep #1 and 2

Sweep #2: Ugh

Sweep #1: Ugh

ROUND 6

[ENTER] Nightshade

[enter] SHIELD Agent #3-6

SHIELD Agent #5: Ugh

[enter] Jubilee

#3: Ugh

#4: Ugh

#6: Ugh

SPECIAL ATTACK (lantern edition)

[enter] G.L. 7177.6, Larvox, Star Sapphire #3.

Nightshade: Ugh

Jubilee: Ugh

BOSS BATTLE

[ENTER] (yellow lantern) Jonah Hex

Mighty Jackin Power Slacker: Ugh

Player 2 Game Over

Jonah Hex: Ugh:


ROUND 7

[enter] Spartan, Voodoo, Grifter

[enter] Zealot, Warblade, Maul

Voodoo: Ugh

[enter] Lord Emp, Void

Warblade: Ugh

Zealot: Ugh

Onslaught: Ugh

Player 1 Game Over

(FINAL) CONTINUE

Player Select:

Player 1: Doomsday
Player 2: (A of A) Nightcrawler

[enter] Spartan, Voodoo, Grifter

[enter] Zealot, Warblade, Maul

Voodoo: Ugh

[enter] Lord Emp, Void

(final) SPECIAL ATTACK

[Enter] Green Lantern Jarvis and Rescue Armored-Star Sapphire Pepper Potts

Void: Ugh

Lord Emp: Ugh

Zealot: Ugh

Warblade: Ugh

Maul: Ugh

Spartan: Ugh

Grifter: Ugh

BOSS BATTLE…….. (Wait a tic…. There is no boss battle in Round 7…. I was testing you. Jeez, am I the only one that has EVEN played this game (or am I just the only one still reading this match??))?

(final) ROUND 8

BOSS BATTLE

[ENTER] 9 DEATH BLOCKBUSTER

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Nightcrawler: Ugh

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Battle ends…………..

“Thank you Doomsday for destroying The Crime Syndicate, now we can live in peace again”…..