John and Vader's House of Sith Aids and Griswold's Nut-busters Vs. The Royal Highness and Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family

The Sith Aids are Killer Kroc, Deathstorm, Kyle Rayner: Parallax, (Evil/Male) Dr. Light, Zombie Omega Red, Zombie Abomination, Aron: The Rogue Watcher, Vegeta, Trunks, and Grand Moff Tarkin.

The Royal Highness is Batman, Robin (Jason Todd), Alfred, Commissioner James Gordon, Red Hood Batman (w/ blue lightsaber), Elderly Bruce Wayne w/ his Dog in the Batwing, Batman Beyond, Hush, Ras Al Ghul (w/ a green lantern ring), Anarky, Dr Destiny, q, and Wendy.

Griswold's Nut-busters are Talon, Batwing, Hal Jordan, HK-47, Fantomex, Cluster, Weapon XIII, Dazzler, Super Shredder, Kanye West, Duncan Idaho Ghola #9, Kalder, Dark Side Adept Kyle Houslander, Dark Side Acolyte Zachary Houslander, Skrull #1-6, and Vin Diesel.

The Super Kitties are Flashpoint Batman (Thomas Wayne), Red X, Red X (Dick Grayson), Batgirl (Stephanie Brown), Robin (Stephanie Brown), Catgirl, The Jokester w/ his pet monkey Harley Quinn, John and Mary Grayson (w/ green lantern rings), (Kingdom Come) Red Robin, Robin (Damien Wayne), Robin (Tim Drake), Green Lantern Penguin, Mr. Freeze, Man-Bat, Red Hulk, Thor, Lego Hulk, and Sam Whitwhicky in a Tank.


ON A FEW SEPARATE ROOFTOPS THROUGHOUT THE CITY....

“Robin, do you read me?? This is Batman on a secure channel. I repeat, Robin: do you read me?? Batgirl, do you read me”??

“I hear ya Batman. Ya know, ya can't just call me like this anymore. We're on different teams, my loyalty lies somewhere else”. Says Tim Drake over the batcom.

Batman barks back: “ROBIN, THIS IS AN EMERGEN”.......

Batgirl interrupts: “Oh, relax Bats, he's just messin with you. We're both here. What can we do for you”??

“Gotham is in shambles. We're going to have to join forces, if we are going to take the city back from these madmen”. Says Batman.

“Well, no kidding. What's the plan”?? Says Robin.

IN THE BATCAVE AND GCPD, ON A SECRET DIRECT LINE TELEPHONE CALL.......

“That was the last recorded transmission I have of any of them, since you sent out the batsignal Commissioner”. Says Alfred.

“Thanks Alfred. I just hope they are okay and that they are putting a plan together. Ever since the Nut-buster and Sith Aids gangs joined forces, this city has become even more of a madhouse than normal. Grand Moff Tarkin and his goons are running the city without any resistance from authorities. I even made some pretty unholy alliances to try and regain control; but it didn't work out in the least”. Says Gordon.

“Well, I don't blame you Commissioner. The fact that the timelines are crossed and that we seemingly are a mix of several different Gotham Cities, isn't helping either. In fact, I have an elderly version of Bruce and a rather ornery dog flying patrols in the Batwing as we speak, not to mention, that I have been in contact with a fairly unpleasant version of my old boss Thomas Wayne as well; but at least they are both completely on board with taking the city back” Says Alfred

“Well, that's good news Alfred; but I still regret even speaking with that madmen Ras Al Ghul. Not that that matters now, it was a mistake; and he paid the ultimate price, not me. I saw Ras get taken out by that zombie abomination Tarkin has working for him. I also saw Hush and Anarky blown to bits by some guys identified as Vegeta and Trunks. Not to mention Dr. Destiny ripped apart by Deathstorm. Ras Al Ghul's team may have taken out Dr. Light and the zombified Russian they were calling Omega Red; but I am pretty sure the gang came out on top of that one”. Relays Gordon.

“You musn't blame yourself Commissioner. I received some similar, if not cheery intel from Red Robin, who happens to be an older version of Master Dick; about the sidekicks and their allies. It seems that none other than Hal Jordan was sided with the Nut-buster gang, and that thanks to Killer Kroc's extensive sewer network he was able to surprise attack the main base of operations for the Super Kitties. Green Lantern led a robot by the name of HK-47, a magic-user named Kalder, a rather large; but useless fellow that could have been Kalder's twin brother, and six aliens known as Skrulls on the surprise attack. Granted every single one of Jordan's troops died in the attack; but losses were high on the Super Kitty side as well. Red Robin tells me, that some of their most powerful allies gave the ultimate sacrifice. Most of the Super Kitties scattered and went into hiding after that; but some heavy hitters that they referred to as Thor, Red Hulk, and one that rang a bell, Man-bat all died along with Hal Jordan's goons”. Says Alfred.

“Well Alfred, all we can do is hope that Batman is alive and that he is coordinating some sort of counter-offensive. Because according to these fliers that are being strewn all over the town, the Sith Aids and Nut-buster gangs are having an official meeting tonight at city hall to officially take over the city and to begin their own brand of what they are calling their “population control agenda to remove Gotham of undesirables”. According to my men on the street, the plan will consist of eliminating up to 70% of Gotham's population. I am going to rally what forces I can to evacuate the downtown area. Good luck to you Alfred, Gordon out”....

7:00 PM: TIME FOR THE FIRST ANNUAL CLEANSING AND FIRST EVER MEETING OF THE NEWLY NAMED EMPIRE GANG, AND THE INAUGUARTION OF THE NEW GRAND MOFF OF GOTHAM: TARKIN.

The night is unseasonably warm for Gotham City; so the festivities are moved to the city square out in front of the official city buildings; not to mention that City Hall has already been trashed by the two gangs and is no longer much of a meeting place. All the high ranking members of the gang are present for the meeting, as they prepare to cease being a street gang and commence their new role as the official government of Gotham City.

Grand Moff Tarkin approaches the podium set up at the center of the square and begins his speech: “Subjects of Gotham City, as we take the first step in creating a new Empire, I wish to assure all of you who will be soon handpicked to survive into the next phase that liberties you will soon lose will be adequately replaced with order, proper regulation, and true justice by force.. As we prepare for this transition, I acknowledge that initial casualties may be high; but you will eventually come to find that this loss of life will be well worth it. I would simply ask that”.......

“BLAH BLAH BLAH” Is heard interrupting Tarkin.

Tarkin tries to continue: “I would simply ask that”....

“I SAID, BLAH BLAH BLAH” is heard echoing through the obnoxious sounding megaphone being held by Jason Todd.

“Who dares oppose our takeover”, says Tarkin indignantly.

“IT'S ME ROBIN. WELL, AT LEAST ONE OF THE ROBINS THAT IS HERE. TRUST ME, I WOULDN'T BE DUMB ENOUGH TO DO THIS IF I WAS HERE BY MYSELF” Says Jason Todd sarcastically through the megaphone.

At that moment, the batcomlinks all beep, as the members of both squads are notified to let the attack begin. Batman has coordinated everything perfectly. Right down to who is supposed to fight whom and how they are supposed to take them down. This night belongs to the Bat, and so does this city. Nobody knows either one as well as him, and though they are outgunned in many ways, Batman and his sidekicks and allies move swiftly to begin the take down of their opponents.

From advanced radio satellites in the Justice League's space base, Batman was able to communicate with a lesser member of the Q Continuum, who agreed to use one of his many lives for this purpose. q, with the snap of a finger removed Aron the Rogue Watcher and Deathstorm from the battle.

Jason Todd, Robin and the older revived version of himself The Red Hood, team up on Killer Kroc who ends up with a quick lightsaber to the throat.

Batman himself takes down Kyle Rayner with ease with weapons he long ago developed to take out green lanterns of significantly higher fighting prowess than he.

Zombie Abomination is hit with a perfectly shot tactical-percussion-chemically-contained bomb fired by Old Bruce from the Batwing, and then takes out Vegeta with the proper counter measures once the Sayan takes flight and attempts to pursue the vehicle. Batman Beyond is able to use similar weapons from his suit to do the same to Trunks.

Wendy, now donning a spare Batgirl suit took out the boss as she force fed Tarkin some of her twice cooked leftover fries until the poor old guy had a heart attack.

“I understand you are a traitor, I hate traitors” Thomas Wayne says as he rams a knife into the weak point of Batwing's armor at the neck.

The two Red X's assure Talon that they realize he is good at what he does; but that they are better as they make short work of the former Court of Owls assasin. The two Red X's then go on to take out the dark side apprentices Kyle and Zack, with a series of a half a dozen birdarangs.

The Flying Graysons literally fly in aided by their green lantern rings and use them to silence and then kill Dazzler and her ever-annoying musical mutant powers.

Green Lantern Penguin makes some pretty rude and off-color comments about the Kardashian family while he has way to much fun spearing Kanye West with a huge green construct of an umbrella.

Sam Whitwhicky is listening to Prince, and going on and on to himself about the Illuminati, The NWO, and chem trails, while he runs over Duncan Idaho; meanwhile Mr. Freeze has just finished kicking over and cracking the frozen statue that was once Super Shredder.

Stephanie Brown and Stephanie Brown double team Cluster, while Catgirl, Red Robin, and The Jokester triple team Fantomex and Robin and Robin take on Weapon XIII. Batman himself swoops in to help them out; but by the time he gets there, the battle is already won for the Gothamites.

Commissioner Gordon attempts to approach Batman to thank him for once again saving the city; but the Bat is gone without a trace, the villains are defeated, Gotham is safe for now, and all is once again normal....... Whatever that means in this crazy city......