Season 9, Week 8 Match: Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids

“Now his life is full of wonder but his heart still knows some fear,
Of a simple thing he cannot comprehend;
Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more,
More people, more scars upon the land.”

            “Rocky Mountain High,” John Denver

I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 9, Week 8 Match located on Kepler 438B.  They are as follows:

Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family: Zoom, Vision, Thor, Red Hulk, Nightcrawler, Godzilla and Power Girl.

John and Vader’s House of Sith Aids: Thanos, Terminus, Padawan Anakin Skywalker, Boba Fett, Jaina Solo and Yellowjacket. 

Let the battle begin. . .

Boba Fett soars above the craggy wasteland of Kepler 438B.  The bounty hunter looks to the ground and notices a huge crater beneath him.  He loses himself in his thoughts as they fade to a previous time when he almost died in the maw of the Sarlaac on Tatooine.   Fett screams as he awakes and is nearly engulfed in another gaping row of teeth – this time owned by Godzilla.  Fett barely escapes death at the mouth of the giant lizard, only to be smacked open-handed by Power Girl.  Power Girl’s strike rips Fett’s helmet off.  Power Girl then smashes Fett’s face in and feeds his lifeless body to Godzilla. 

A brimstone smell is emitted in the air as a loud BAMF is heard.  Nightcrawler teleports next to Padawan Anakin Skywalker.  Nightcrawler gains the upper hand over the young knight since Skywalker’s Force skills are not yet fully realized.  Nightcrawler bamfs over-and-over, repeatedly pummeling Anakin with precise strikes against key body locations.  His head disrupted and his body in pain, Anakin fails to reach into the Force before his neck is snapped by the X-Men team member.  As the snap of neck cartilage is heard, the snap-hiss of an ignited lightsaber is also heard.  Nightcrawler looks down and sees the blade of Jaina Solo emitting through his chest.  Nightcrawler slumps to the ground, dead.   

Godzilla trudges across the wasteland only to be met by Terminus.  Although the beast emits its fiery ray, Terminus uses his cosmic weaponry against the monster.  Godzilla is decimated; his smoking ashes fall to the ground and blow across the way.

Yellowjacket uses the suit’s power to increase his size.  The hero battles Thor to a miraculous standstill, but is ultimately hurt in the melee due to the constant strikes of Mjolnir and lightning ripping across the suit’s exoskeleton.  Red Hulk takes advantage of his teammate’s advantage and enters the fray, smashing Yellowjacket to the ground.  Yellowjacket slowly rises to his knees but dies when Vision uses his physical disruption ability to enter into the suit and kill the Aids’ combatant. 

Zoom attempts to use the strategy of Nightcrawler in his fight against Jaina Solo.  Zoom strikes her incessantly.  The speedster then attempts to phase his hand through the Jedi.  A seasoned veteran of battles and losses, Solo lops off Zoom’s hand before it enters her chest and then spins around, dissecting his head in half.  Power Girl, Red Hulk, Vision and Thor gang up against the Solo before she can gain her wits again.  She is killed in only a matter of moments. 

The formidable Vision, Thor, Red Hulk and Power Girl stand against the cosmic behemoths Thanos and Terminus.  Thanos looks to his battle mate.

Thanos:  Still no match for us, brother. . .

A huge battle occurs as the combatants fight, curb, pummel, counter, battle, tackle, attack, resist, struggle, withstand, grapple, curb, struggle and prevent.  In the end, Thanos manages to kill Vision and Power Girl while Terminus destroys Thor and Red Hulk.  Regardless of the decimation laid upon the sheer numbers of the Kitties, the duo’s superior and cosmic abilities have laid waste, but costing an eventual death of the mortally wounded Terminus.