Better Than All of You vs Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies

Better Than All of You is Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, Gandalf the White, Grey Hulk, Abomination, Iron Spiderman, Anti-Venom, Red Lantern #1, Yellow Lantern #1 & 2, Jedi Councilman #1, Hulk Hogan (w/Mandalorian armor & blue lightsaber), Ric Flair (w/ blue lightsaber), Arn & Ole Anderson, Tully Blanchard, Bret "Hitman" Hart, Jim "the Anvil" Niedhart, Davey Boy Smith, Dynamite Kid, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies are Hellboy, Etrigan, Guy Gardner, G'Nort, Booster Gold, Agent X, Forge, Lobo, The Great Lakes Avengers: Mr. Immortal, Flatman, Big Bertha, & Squirrel Girl, Squirrels #1-15, Lobo the Duck & Ernie Harwell.

"For lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone; the flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land,” says Ernie Harwell. “Dude, no it’s not. It’s freakin’ freezing out here!” replies Booster Gold. “Wooooooooooooo!” exclaims Ric Flair as Better Than All of You begins their assault. Grey Hulk slams down right onto Flatman, which actually does nothing to him. But Gray Hulk then grabs Flatman and pulls on him so hard that he literally tears in two. Abomination then follows suit and proceeds to eat all fourteen Squirrels who were busy freezing their nuts off (get it? HA!). He then grabs a hold of Squirrel Girl and bites her in half. The Fighting Murderflies are not ones to be outdone as the duo of Lobo and Lobo the Duck take on Iron Spider-Man and Red Lantern #1. Lobo is blasted by Red Lantern #1, but he just shrugs the attack off. Red Lantern #1 then makes the mistake of flying in too close to “Da Main Man” and pays dearly for this. Lobo grabs him by his ankle and drives him into the ice. Lobo then breaks off an icicle and drives it into the back of the Red Lantern’s skull. Lobo the Duck is busy fending off the melee of attack from Iron Spider-Man. But Lobo comes in and the two of them put Iron Spidey out of commission for good. The British Bulldogs tag team Forge as The Hart Foundation team up on Mr. Immortal. Davey Boy Smith gets a hold of Forge before he can get to any of the things he created for this match. The powerhouse picks up Forge and slams him into the snow with a vicious running power slam. Dynamite Kid then climbs high up onto a ice cliff and launches himself off of it and delivers a diving head butt that is so devastating that it not only kills Forge, but Dynamite as well. The Hart Foundation is right at home here in Canada and is fully accustomed to this climate. Mr. Immortal finds himself on the receiving end of a Hart Attack and then is ensnared by Bret “Hitman” Hart in the Sharpshooter. Bret pulls back with all his might and actually manages to snap both knees of Mr. Immortal. Jim “the Anvil” Neidhart then comes over and finishes him off by slamming a chunk of ice down onto Mr. Immortal’s head. Big Bertha stomps over in an attempt to avenge her fallen comrades. But she is attacked by the Four Horsemen. Ole and Arn Anderson are the first to attack, but Big Bertha crushes Old Anderson with her mass. She then is able to do the same to both Tully Blanchard and Arn Anderson, but Ric Flair ignites his blue lightsaber and relieves her of her head. Booster Gold, Guy Gardner, and G’Nort then all fly in and quickly overwhelm the two Yellow Lanterns. Then all of a sudden the snow and ice begin to quake. It’s hard to make out exactly what’s coming into the battle due to the severe blizzard, but it’s soon revealed to be the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. “You ready?” Hellboy says to Etrigan. “It’s not for me to boast, but rather others from our clan. We must find a way to roast, this Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!” replies Etrigan. “Yeah, ok. But first… you mind helping me out,” Hellboy says as he pulls out a fresh cigar. Etrigan the Demon then lights Hellboy’s cigar with some hellfire he spits out. The two of them rush right at the giant gooey treat. Hellboy jumps and leaps off of several ice formations to reach the head of Mr. Stay Puft. Etrigan, meanwhile, is using his hellfire to melt the legs of the behemoth. Hellboy takes aim with the Good Samaritan and blasts a hole right in Stay Puft’s face. Etrigan then unleashes a combination of magic and hellfire that finally brings an end to the Marshmallow Man. Grey Hulk then runs over and hits Etrigan square in the jaw, sending him sailing. “That one is loooonngg gooonee!” exclaims Ernie Harwell. Hellboy then leaps onto Grey Hulk’s back and starts punching him with his stone fist. Lobo comes in and lends a hand to Hellboy as they are able to defeat Grey Hulk together. Etrigan charges back into the fray, but is hit by a massive bolt of magic, courtesy of Gandalf the White. Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes flip in and quickly take out Agent X. They then jump back and defend Gandalf from any attacks that my come their way. Booster Gold breaks off from Guy Gardner and G’Nort, but is side swiped by Hulk Hogan in his Mandalorian Armor. “Whatcha gonna do brother, when the largest arms in the world and Better Than All of You run wild on you?!” exclaims Hulk Hogan as he ignites his blue lightsaber. Guy Gardner then swoops in and cuts Hulk Hogan in half with a red energy battle axe. “Oooh, he stood there like a house on the side of the road,” says Ernie Harwell. The calm and collected play by play announcer then slowly walks over to Hulk’s cleaved body and looks at the lightsaber that is lying next to it. Abomination then grabs a hold of G’Nort and crushes the very life right out of the Green Lantern. The rage of the Red Lantern ring then quickly takes over Guy Gardner and he goes ballistic on Abomination, tearing him to pieces with a combo of green and red energy. Anti-Venom then leaps onto Guy Gardner and uses his powers to drain the red rage energy out of Guy Gardner. “Heh, thanks,” quips Guy as he regains his senses and blasts Anti-Venom with his green power ring. Lobo the Duck then finds himself surrounded by the Hart Foundation and Davey Boy Smith. He then whistles as loud as he can, which cause both Hellboy and Lobo to jump to his aid and the three of them dispatch the wrestlers. Etrigan then regains his composure from the blast he received from Gandalf. The two sides both regroup for one final attack in this blizzard. Hellboy, Etrigan, Guy Gardner, Lobo and Lobo the Duck begin to rush towards Gandalf the White, Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, Jedi Councilman #1, and Ric Flair. The snow begins to fall even harder than before, which makes it nearly impossible to see what is going on. There are just flashes of magic, blasts of hellfire, and swings of lightsabers. But in the end it appears that Hellboy and Lobo the Duck have fallen, so has Jedi Councilman #1 and Storm Shadow. Etrigan, Guy Gardner and Lobo triple team Snake Eyes and Gandalf the White. They are able to overpower them both, but lose Guy Gardner in the process. They believe they have won, but Lobo is pierced with a blue lightsaber from behind. As Lobo’s body falls to the ground Ric Flair shouts, “Woooooo! To be the man, you have to beat the man! Woooooo!” Then, there is a sound of yet another lightsaber being ignited. Flair spins around to see Ernie Harwell, who is wielding Hulk Hogan’s blue lightsaber. Etrigan begins to make a move towards Flair, but Harwell stops him. The hall of fame sportscaster then attacks the hall of fame wrestler with such energy and fervor that Etrigan stands there in awe. The two lightsaber glow in the cold night sky as Flair and Harwell face off. “The Nature Boy” kicks “The Voice of the Tigers” to the ground and begins to do his signature strut. Harwell recovers quicker than Flair expected and slices Ric in half. “Looks like you got called out for excessive window shopping,” quips Harwell. He then turns off the lightsaber and tosses it to the ground. “A fan from Saskatoon will be taking that weapon home today.”

BROCK SAMSON’S FIGHTING MURDERFLIES ARE VICTORIOUS!!