The Transfoamers Vs. The Syracuse Valley

The Transfoamers are Topspin, Twintwist, Dark Side Adept #7-12, Jaws, Nazgul #8, Black Dragon #10, Gold Dragon #13, Krayt Dragon #3, Dragon #7 & 8, Purple Dragon #15-20, Ice Man, Slider in a Y-Wing, & Hammer Bros. #17-22.

The Syracuse Valley is Star Fox McLeod (w/ Darth Maul's lightsaber) in an Arwing, James McLeod in an Arwing, Peppy Hare in an Arwing, Bucky O'Hare (w/ a green lightsaber) in an Arwing, Deadeye Duck (w/ a red lightsaber), Bruiser, Willy Duwitt (w/ a halberd), Pilot Jenny, AFC Blinkie (w/ a red lightsaber), Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue lightsaber) & Kister in Ratts Tyrelle's podracer, Wald, Venus Demilo, Xenomorph #96-100, Giant Hammer Bros. #1-6, Scooter, Splinter, Sub-zero, Mr. Game & Watch (w/ a Heat Axe), Wonder Boy (w/ an Atlas), Human Smoke, Soundblaster w/ Zombie Rumble, (movie) Ravage, & Fast Forward, (movie) Wheelie, The Decepticon Spy Bug, & Decepticon #1, Shang Tsung, Nocturne, Baby Nightcrawler, Rayne, Robocop, & Kree Soldier #4-16.


Star Fox uses his on-board Arwing communicator to talk with Splinter on what was once the shell-shaped com of his son Leonardo. McLeod and Splinter are well aware of their team’s strengths and their weaknesses having been apart of The Valley since day 1. Star Fox says: “Well Splinter, if The Foamers started Voltron, we could be in some major trouble”. Splinter responds: “I agree Fox. I have no illusions about our team’s inability to defend against cosmic threats or against size that we can’t match. The Fallen could be a major problem for us as well”. The wisdom of these 2 FFL veterans will go untested though as The Transfoamers decided not to start many of their heavy hitters against this team that so far has had to deal with 3 years of seeing only one kind of luck: Bad Luck. This could change today though. Star Fox leads not only his foursome of Arwings, but the entire Valley squad from the air. He attempts to lay out a perfectly executed plan of attack, but The Valley soon finds out that it is hard to predict the moves of a team that is made up primarily of large dragons and such. Krayt Dragon #3 bursts thru the snowy tundra and shows the Giant Hammer Bros. the true meaning of the word giant as it crushes all 6 of them before it’s cold blooded body freezes up in the cold and is laid to waste by the blasts of the 4 Arwings. Jaws sneaks up behind Smoke and bites his neck Dracula-style. The Bond Villain then squares off against Rayne and comes out on top of that battle as well. Jaws does not do quite as well against Sub-Zero though. Sub-Zero is right at home in the freezing setting and his powers seem extra potent as he freezes Jaws and then cracks him into thousands of pieces with his fist. Assistant Coaches Chip and The Quintasson Inquisitor did an excellent job of converting The Transfoamers Y-Wing into a 2 man ship that no longer requires a droid. Ice Man and Slider are able to engage The Arwings without even being noticed. They use the Y-Wing’s superior weaponry to blast both Peppy Hare and James McLeod out of the air, but Star Fox avenges his Dad and his Dad’s best friend when he takes out The Ice-Man with a concentrated laser blast from his Arwing. Wald cheers on Anakin and Kister as they mow thru 3 of the 6 Hammer Bros. with their podracer, but the little Rodian is eaten by Gold Dragon #13 before Anakin and Kister are coated with acid from the flying Black Dragon. Deadeye Duck, AFC Blinkie, & Willy Duwitt use their weapons to take out the other 3 Hammer Bros. while Bruiser, Pilot Jenny, Decepticon #1, Wheelie, & the Spy Bug are wiped out by the purple dragons. The purple dragons then move against Soundblaster, but Soundblaster ejects Zombie Rumble, Ravage, & Fast Forward to aid him. Fast Forward moves with blinding speed to take out Purple Dragon #17 & 18, but he is then coated with fire by the other dragons. Soundblaster takes out Purple Dragon #20 before he is ripped apart by the other 3 but Zombie Rumble and Ravage manage to rip apart the rest of the dragons leaving a disgusting mess of dragon flesh strewn across the snow. The Xenomorphs viciously rip apart Gold Dragon #13, but the 6 Dark Side Adepts use their lightsaber/blaster combo attacks to go up against the aliens. Dark Side Adept #9-11 are killed by the Xenomorph’s acid blood, but all 6 aliens die in the attack (Adept #7 killed Xenomorph #96 (this is a graveyard note for Ryan)). Splinter, Shang Tsung, Nocturne, Wonder Boy, & Mr. Game & Watch quickly dispose of the other 3 Dark Side Adepts. The Kree Soldiers band together to attack Nazgul #8, but none of them are able to break thru the defenses of The slow moving Ringwraith. The Nazgul manages to wipe out every one of The Kree; but Robocop is able to kill the Nazgul with a good old fashioned Motor City beat down (he is from Detroit after all). Dragon #7 rips Venus Demilo in half, but is then cut down by Bucky O’Hare’s Arwing, while the same happens to Dragon #8 via Star Fox in his Arwing. Black Dragon #10 coats Nocturne in acid before she can teleport away, but Wonder Boy and Mr. Game & Watch use their Heat Axe and Atlas to cast Blaze 2 & 3 on the dragon and wipe him out. Topspin and Twintwist blast Bucky O’Hare out of the sky and then rip apart Scooter with their bare hands. The 2 Autobots stand triumphant for a moment, but they then find themselves surrounded by what is left of The Syracuse Valley. Star Fox orders an all out attack on the 2 Autobots, who are able to take out Willy Duwitt, AFC Blinkie, & Shang Tsung in their last stand.
THE SYRACUSE VALLEY IS VICTORIOUS!