Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Built Ford Tough vs Bruce's Bodacious Bullies

Built Ford Tough is Scout Trooper #1-26 (1-3 are on speeder bikes), Kobold #1-6, Mandalorian #6-10, (new) Blue Beetle, Fedayeen Assasin #1, Jack Ryan w/ Keith Mars, Veronica Mars, & Weevil in the EM-50, Harrison Ford (w/ a green lantern ring), Jeff Houslander (w/ a red lantern ring) w/ Zaphrod Beezlebrock, Trillina, Ford Prefect, & Marvin the Paranoid Android in Jeff's Ram 3500, Beta Ray Bill, Star Sapphire, Rakkim Epps, Despotellis, Ancient Sith Lord #8-13, Sardakaur #1-6, & Treasure Troll #26.

Bruce's Bodacious Bullies are Terminator #39, Xenomorph #53, Predator #49, Dr. Voodoo, Proteus, Nightmare (w/ yellow lantern ring), Lord Dredd, The Stanger, The Leader (w/ red lightsaber), Magik, Atlas, Zodac, Yellowjacket, Hellion, Ultra Magnus, Cybertronian Guardian #10, Riik #3, Elrond, & Junkeon #17.



Angry with the fact that they lost their past two matches to fellow expansion teams, the Bullies are poised to extract some revenge on Built Ford Tough, who is coming off of a huge win against Oblivio. Hellion is the first to act. He flies in at subsonic speeds and with the use of his telekinesis, he kills all six Sardakurs. Beta Ray Bill then flies in and uses Stormbreaker to crush the skull of Lord Dredd. He then fires a lightning bolt into the chest of Yellowjacket. But he his then possessed by Proteus. “Oh sh#*!!” exclaims Jeff Houslander who is behind the wheel of his Ram 3500. “What?” asks Ford Prefect, who is riding along with Marvin the Paranoid Android, Trillina and Zaphrod Beezlebrock. “Proteus just possessed Beta Ray Bill!” Jeff responds. Beta Ray-Proteus then turns and uses his powers to blow up the Ram 3500. Only an enraged Jeff Houslander emerges from the wreckage, due to his protective force field from his Red Lantern ring. “ARRRGGG!!!!” screams Jeff as he flies right at Beta Ray-Proteus. He levels him with a powerful double axe handle which drives Beta Ray-Proteus into the ice. The Stranger floats high above the battle, quietly observing what is transpiring. Dr. Voodoo conjures up a magical spell that destroys Despotellis before it can infect anyone. Star Sapphire then flies in and blasts right through both Xenomorph #53 and Riik #3, before she is hit with a yellow energy blast from Nightmare. Jack Ryan, Keith Mars, Veronica Mars, and Weevil are all in the EM-50 and are heading on a collision course with Ultra Magnus. The Autobot transforms just at the last second and flips over the urban assault vehicle. Ultra Magnus then fires several rockets that manage to penetrate the EM-50’s protective armor and kill all inside. Harrison Ford flies in with his Green Lantern ring to aid Star Sapphire against Nightmare. The two seem to be gaining an advantage on the evil ruler of the dream dimension. But Magik uses her soul sword to pierce through Star Sapphire’s purple energy field and kill her. This then allows Nightmare to overpower Harrison Ford and destroys him as well. The twenty-three Scout Troopers then work in perfect formation to swarm the Cybertronian Guardian and eliminate the massive transformer, but 15 of the Scout Troopers fall in the attack. The three Scout Troopers that are on Speeder Bikes then zip in and start blasting at Junkeon #17. They manage to take it out as well, but only Scout Trooper #1 survives. Zodac then teams up with Dr. Voodoo and the two of them eliminate the rest of the Scout Troopers. Atlas then finds himself surrounded by six Kobolds, but the Titan who is used to bearing the spheres of the heavens on his shoulders makes short work of them Blue Beetle then flies in and tries to attack Hellion. But the mutant uses his telekinetic powers to throw diversions in his path. This then allows Predator #49 to ensnare Blue Beetle with his whip which is powerful enough to slice him in half once the Predator pulled it taut. The Leader is then overwhelmed by six Ancient Sith Lords who make short work of him. They then continue on and are able to defeat Nightmare. But only Ancient Sith Lord #9 and #11 survive the attack. The Mandalorian fly in and target Terminator #39, who is able to take out Mandalorian #8-10 before being destroyed himself. Red Lantern Jeff Houslander is still fighting fiercely with Beta Ray-Proteus and seems to be able to be winning. The rage that Jeff displays is truly amazing. But Proteus has now used up all of the life in Beta Ray’s body and he leaves what is now just a husk of Bill’s body. He then uses his powers to literally warp reality and destroy Jeff Houslander. But the rage-filled roofer isn’t one to go down easily. He makes sure Proteus dies as well. Elrond then is attacked by Rakkim Epps, but the Elven leader is able to defeat his opponent. The Stranger finally comes down to the battle and with the flick of his hand, finishes this battle along with Built Ford Tough.

BRUCE’S BODACIOUS BULLIES ARE VICTORIOUS!!

3 comments:

Lickolas said...

Nice win Bruce, you stopped the streak.

Josh the Commish said...

The blue ring went to Elrond. Cost is plus 10.

Krisatu said...

Way to go Harrison Ford. Glad to see that the Green Lantern ring you guys stole right out from under me went to someone who can utilize it so well. It makes me physically ill that you and the rest of your squad lost to the Bullies. I beat those guys last week, and my team's record was worse than yours. You guys had a nice winning streak going, then you blew it. This does nothing to dissuade my belief that your victory over me was I fluke.

Next season Harrison Ford, I swear to you. If we face off I will personally kill you in our match to prove that you're no where near as worthy of wielding that ring as I am.