Monday, May 10, 2010

The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Adm. Ozzell in an AT-RT, Exodus, & The Celestial Fourth Host: Hargen the Measurer, Tefral the Surveyor, Nezzar the Calculator, Gammenon the Gatherer, Arishem the Judge, Jemiah the Analyzor, Eson the Searcher, Oneg the Prober, Ziran the Tester.

Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches are Chip & Dale, Black Dragon #5-7, 9, & 11-14, Green Dragon #13-18, Krayt Dragon #1 & 2, Velociraptor #1-15, Cheer Bear, White Dragon #9-12, & 18-19, & Warg Rider & Warg #9.


Well, here we go the match I've been looking forward to writing since I put the schedule together last year. The Horsemen vs. The Backyardigans in a setting that favors neither of them. A medium point week with 2 of the top FFL organizations. That is until I found out the characters I'd be writing............ Bummer....... Well, anyways..... Let's get this piece of crap over with. Exodus uses his immense cosmic powers to look into the future and see who B-3 would be starting. After he sees this he refuses to actually show up to the match. Adm. Ozzell orders the Celestials to appear but he has them come out of hyper space to close and ruins their element of surprise. This would have been a great time to insert a great "He's as clumsy as he is stupid" line by Vader, but B-3 didn't bother to start Vader this week, so I guess I can't. Adm. Ozzell sees what his team is up against and thinks that it must be a trap of some sort so he orders Gammenon to gather him up and take him to safety. He then orders all of The Celestials to fall back so they are not caught up in the potential trap that the feared B-3 squad must be throwing at them. The entire Fourth Host except for Jemiah the Analyzer fly up to the top of the atmosphere while Jemiah stands in the center of Saskatoon and takes on their opponents. As he is surrounded by the dragons and animals, most of whom are cold-blooded so they are barely moving; Jemiah is able to kill all 15 raptors & both Krayt Dragons. He is amazingly bombarded by the attacks of the ice blowing White Dragons and The Acid blowing Black Dragons and is shockingly enough destroyed by these powerful mythical creatures. What is left of the large dragons circle the decimated body of the dead Celestial when the rest of the Fourth Host realizes that the Chip & Dale led animals below them truly are their only foes. With this moment of clarity the rest of The Fourth Host flies down and, well............. do I really need to finish this piece of crap.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!

6 comments:

Ryan said...

I couldn't be more disappointed in you team Becks. I will take this as an insult.

You better hope (which won't do you much good, since you just handed me a Blue Lantern Ring) that we don't meet in the Playoffs.

Solobeck said...

Your disappointment is welcomed. . .

Josh the Commish said...

The Blue Lantern Ring went to Josh Houslander, Jedi Knight. Cost is plus 10.

Krisatu said...

What? The commish can get a lantern ring, but I can't?

SHENANIGANS!

Lickolas said...

Again, I thought your team was pretty good Becks. No love for Dragons I guess.

Josh the Commish said...

If shenanigans means that The Commish is on a team that actually wins every once in a while, than I guess you are right Johnny.