Monday, May 10, 2010

The Untouchables Vs. Alice's Wonder Team

The Untouchables are Megatron, The Constructicons: Scrapper, Scavenger, Mixmaster, Long Haul, Hook, & Bonecrusher, The Fantastic Four: Franklin Richards, Human Torch, The Thing, & She-Hulk, Capt. Cold, Sodom Yat, (Red Lantern) Guy Gardner, Bodikka, Romat Ru, The Sorceress of Castle Grayskull, She-Ra w/ Swift Wind, Madam Razz, & Broom, maestro, Kimura, Eclipso, Scourge, Sweep #1 & 2, & Merlin.

Alice's Wonder Team is The Q Continuum: Q, Q2, True Q, The Q Representative, Lady Q, q, & Quinn, The Spectre, Hyperion, The Anti-Monitor, Alice Abernathy (w/ Mandalorian Armor & 2 green lightsabers), Alice Clone #1-3 (w/ a blue, red, & green lightsaber), & Jill Valentine (w/ a red lightsaber).


The battle between The Q Continuum and Franklin Richards, Merlin, The Sorceress of Castle Grayskull, & Madam Razz cannot truly be explained because it did not really even take place on this plane of existence. Franklin Richards battled mentally with the Q’s while his teammates used their various forms of magic to ward off incoming attacks to the physical form that contains Franklin’s immense powers. In the end all involved were wiped from existence from the cosmic strain put on them. I have no viable explanation as t why Eclipso & Kimura were killed in the mental melee as well. Megatron orders his Constructicons to merge to form Devastator, while Sodom Yat, Maestro, & Bodikka move against The Spectre. It appears as though The Spectre merely winks to cause the disintegration of Bodikka. Sodom Yat then unleashes every bit of green energy he can muster at The Spectre. It seems as though The Spectre is easily repelling these attacks, but it is proven that he is being affected by it more than he is showing when Maestro uses his incalculable strength to rip The Spectre’s head clean off while he is busy warding off the green energy attacks. The massive Devastator sends stress marks thru the icy ground beneath the battle as he walks yet Anti-Monitor and Hyperion are still able to not only break apart the gestalt but also render the sparks of all 6 Constructicons null with their earth shattering attacks. The Anti-Monitor then attacks Maestro and over-powers the aged Hulk with ease, while Hyperion mows right thru the freezing attacks of Capt. Cold. Hyperion then blasts right thru the chest of the much larger Sweep #2 before he is overpowered by the combined strength of She-Hulk and Thing who are able to break his neck after they inflict about a half dozen punches that sent shockwaves that haven’t been felt in these parts since the trading of Tim Cheveldae by Bryan Murr(enth)ay. The Anti-Monitor easily dispatches the other Sweep as well as their captain Scourge. He then puts a massive boot thru the face of the weakened Sodom Yat and kills Romat Ru before She-Ra and Guy Gardner double team him. She-Ra & Swift Wind sacrifice themselves as She-Ra rushes in with her Etherian sword drawn, so Guy Gardner can use a green energy lance and a red energy axe to run The Anti-Monitor thru. Guy Gardner must stay attached as The Anti-Monitor finally dies which kills him in the process, but he at least rids his team of the tremendous threat that The Anti-Monitor posed. Jill Valentine delivers a kick that breaks Broom in half, but she is then blown apart by a blast from Megatron. The 3 Alice Clones despite some B.A. flips and such are then taken out by the 3 remaining members of The makeshift Fantastic Four, but She-Hulk and Human Torch do not survive the fight either. Alice Abernathy in all of her heavily weaponed glory rushes against The Thing; but as she is Megatron transforms into his gun form and lands in the arms of his last remaining teammate. The Thing pulls the trigger on the huge gun and sees the namesake of The Wonder Team blown apart just before he notices the 2 lightsabers protruding thru his chest. Megatron transforms into his robot form ready to continue the battle when he realizes that he is the only character still alive.
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS!

2 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

The blue lantern ring went to Tinkerbelle. Cost is plus 10.

Lickolas said...

Nice win Amy, your schedule is so brutal.