Tuesday, March 8, 2011

week 2- The Untouchables vs Xavier's Annihilation Squad


The Untouchables is : Kryptonian Soldiers #1 &2, and zombie Michelangelo

Xavier's Annihilation Squad is : Supergirl (Death of Superman shapeshifter version), Windhammer, and The Kraken

The match begins as the two Military Guild Kryptonians are flying around world 2-2 above the water carrying the zombie Ninja turtle, looking for their opponents.

"So remember the plan, we drop this rotten turtle carcass on Xavier's like a bio-missile, and while they're dealing with him we eradicate the team with our powers. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy." says soldier #1

"Got it." replies soldier #2 "Hey, what's that weird glow down there? Looks like a giant tuning fork. That's kinda odd."

What the giant tuning fork turns out to be is the main weapon of Silverhawks' villain Windhammer, who uses the device to whip up a powerful hurricane, causing the Kryptonians to lose their hold on the undead party dude sending him hurtling to the water shouting his classic phrase "Huuurrraaarrrggghhhhhh", cause you know, that's pretty much every zombie's catch phrase.

"Great, just great." proclaims #1 as the fierce wind whips around them "You go find our bio-weapon, I'll see if I can do something about this weather, and the two split up.



#1 notices the glow of Windhammer's weapon and quickly uses her heatvision to zap the instrument of destruction out of his hand. As Windhammer scurries to retrieve his tuning fork soldier #1 quickly flies through his body, tearing him in half.

As the Kryptonian goes to make a clever quip, since Kryptonians are known for their puns, she hears her fellow military man call out, then hears a peculiar SPLASH, like something being drug under water,

"What in Rao's name?" thinks the first Kryptonian Military guild member and she flies off to investigate.

She spots her partner floating on the surface of the water, barely conscious.

"Rao above, what happened?" she exclaims as she lands in the water and pulls her teammate into her arms

""Xavier's" sputters her Kryptonain brethren "They...they suckered us..then attacked with...with..."

"With what?" asks #1 as she leans in closer to hear what could be her teammates final words

"With the Kracken" whispers her partner

"Kracken? What's a Kracken?"

"Oh, you'll see" #2 responds with a smirk, suddenly alot more energetic

"Wait, what's.." Kryptonian soldier #1 starts

"Surprise." and in a flash "Kryptonian soldier #2 is revealed to be, in fact Supergirl, who quickly suckerpunches soldier #1 and takes off into the air as fast as she can, as the massive beast known as the Kracken bursts up to the surface and consumes Kryptonian soldier #1 just as it did the other fallen members of the Untouchables.

"Heh. Looks like they weren't so "Untouchable" after all remarks Supergirl as she flies off victorious "Now that's what's "Kracken". Supergirls puts on her sunglasses and flies into the sun as the opening to the Who's "Won't be fooled again" suddenly plays in the background.


YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.


The Untouchables: All dead.

Xavier's Annihilation Squad: Supergirl and The Kracken survive


XAVIER'S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!!

1 comment:

Josh the Commish said...

Good Work Chrisatu. I liked the flow of the story. Cool layout.