Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs George Washington's Slaves

George Washington's Slaves are: Catwoman, (Black Lantern) Superman, Gollum, Movie Bumblebee, Scorpion, Human Smoke, Bebop, Rocksteady, Gonzo the Great, Kamilla the Chicken, Chuck Norris, Steve Yzerman, and Ninja #1.

Beckerman Presents: Mickey Mouse's Grindhouse: Nekron, The Zombie Priest, zombie General Zod ,The Zombieland crew (Tallahasse w/red lightsaber, Little Rock w/M202A1 FLASH rocketlauncher, Columbus and Wichita),Chris Redfield, Leon Kennedy, Sheeva Alomar, Albert Wesker, Dementor #8, Deadman , Smurf #9 "Roster Filler",Treasure Troll #9- 1, and Jar Jar Binks.

The two teams are lead to the graveyard by Paul Bearer. The Journey takes them through jungles, deserts, frozen wastelands , over mammoth mountains, and even into the very core of the playoff planet. They arrive at a black lake and are met by Kharon.

Kharon: You must all pay a toll and give up a life before you can enter. I promise if your soul makes it out alive Ill give you your life back. Well so long as you have you receipt.

Nekron: Ehh Excuse me. Some of us don’t have any lives to spare.

Kharon : Oh that’s not a problem, this is the spirit realm of the FFL. You will still be able to compete at for full potential, just if you die, you stay here for good, and I get to keep your deposit.

Nekron : This is outrageous!

Kharon: oh boo hoo , get on the boat, ugly!

The two teams pile into Kharon’s tiny little gondola.. The boat ride is the last and most arguess part of the journey. They are not allowed to engage in battle until they reach the battlefield, This leaves them with nothing to do for two hours but talk s**t and tell chuck Norris jokes.

BL Superman: I bet you really think you gonna tear it up out there don’t you.

Nekron: Phhh well ,yea. I mean come on this is kinda my spot.

BL Superman: listen here turkey, Home field advantage don’t mean s**t to BL Kal-El!

Nekron: All I got to do is say one word playa.

BL Superman: I'll Rip your f**kin jaw off before you can even think of sayin s**t B**ch!

Nekron: MUAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

BL Superman: Aww so you think that’s funny huh, well you won’t think it’s so funny when I hold you down a skull F…

Albert Wesker: WOAW! Guys come on lets save it for the field.

BL Superman: SHUT UP WHITE BOY!

Wesker looks around at everyone with a puzzled look on his face. Nekron is still now not only laughing at BL Superman but he is pointing as well. This enrages BL superman and causes him to jump behind the boat and pushes it to shore in the blink of an eye. He lunges for Nekron But is caught by the Black Lantern Entity in midair. Just before Nekron can say "Die," Tallahassee slices of his jaw with his lightsaber.

Tallahassee: Sorry big man I can’t have you go killin us all now.

Nekron releases BL superman who flees for his life. Nekron franticly searches the ground for his severed jaw. The Zombie Priest Raises Nick Houslander, John stewart, and Count Dooku from the grave, but before he can command them to do anything the Zombieland crew and the resident evil crew blow them away.

Tallahassee: I Hate Zombies and isn’t that interference.

The Zombie Priest: No you asshole is raised them from the dead, they were my minions.

Chris Redfield: Hey that is not cool. That’s just not cool bro.

Columbus: You man you can’t just go around raising people from the dead, it’s immoral and it creeps me the f**k out.

The Zombie Priest: But that’s my thing.

Tallahassee: Too bad.

As they are all arguing BL Superman has composed himself and targets them all. he flies in and takes the Zombie Priest out with a blast of heat vision, then he rips out each zombie killers heart one by one as they charge him. Unfortunately for everyone Nekron has found his jaw and managed to reattach it.

He takes a drink of water and then whispers “DIE”.

All combatants except the Black lantern God die instantly.