TEAM Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy

TEAM is (Red Sun) Superman, Black Lantern Darth Vader, Gannon, (Green Lantern) Batman, Bloodwynd, Red Devil, Fred Baker, and Cock Sneak Goomba #4.
Team Sleeping Pussy is (Vampire) Batman, D’Spayre, Vampirella, (Zombie) Nightmare, (Zombie) Ryan Poteracki, Brother Blood, Shi’ar Warrior #1, (Western) Ghost Rider, and Andrew Bennett.

Hey everybody, Neon Master Pogo here to bring you some wild and crazy times here at the beautiful Fantasy Fantasy Graveyard and Resort. I’ve spent the whole week here just chillin out maxin-relaxin all coolin and I decided that I should probably watch this match, now that the deadline is well… Nowish or so. I’ve hung out in the sunshine and smelled the fresh flowers growing all week, I’ve went and paid my respects to class-act guys like Darkseid and Thanos, and even went and put a little plastic Canadian flag on Wolverine’s grave… What do mean Wolverine still isn’t dead. Okay, my bad so I guess you caught me in a bit of a fib; but either way, let’s get this piece of crap going. I have transported the teams to a beautiful series of flower beds here in the graveyard, simply because that is where I want to hang out; and I’ve arranged the characters next to the people who I want to see them fight (because I get whatever I want). Let’s start with (Red Sun) Superman squaring off against D’Spayre. I for one am excited as “all get-out” to see Superman back fighting for TEAM, even if it a distorted Commie version of ol’ Kal. D’Spayre attempts to instill fear in the Last Son of Krypton; but the Cold Warrior only knows one thing to do against something that you are afraid of… Destroy it without prejudice, which is exactly what Superman does to the demon by blasting him with enough freeze breath to make him brittle and then smashing him in to little pieces.
Bloodwynd and Ghost Rider both went in to this match thinking that they would be doing nothing but causing the people around them to feel the pain and anguish of all the murdered souls in the vicintity; but their extremely similar powers seem to be negating each other. But Bloodwynd is still able to awaken enough muscle memory in the Zombie version of Nightmare to turn his own powers against him. Zombie Nightmare recalls all of the pain he has caused victims through their dreams, that his already rotting skin begins to melt off of his bones. The Old West version of Ghost Rider should be outmatched against the likes of Green Lantern Batman, but the Ghost Rider feels right at home in this graveyard; which boosts his power significantly. Ghost Rider uses his penance stare to bring back the pain and agony that Bruce Wayne experienced at the death of his parents and is then able to engulf him in hell fire via the spirit of vengeance.
The Cock Sneak Goomba, sure is cocky, and he is pretty sneaky as well; but it doesn’t stop Andrew Bennett from stomping on his head (100 points in the bank yo).
Red Devil may have a plethora of cool toys to go along with his powers; but his rocket-powered trident is nothing compared to the king of toys himself Batman. Vampire Batman uses his batarang grappling hook to tie up the feet of Blue Devil’s sidekick and pull him flat on to his back. Batman then bares his teeth and lunges on to Red Devil, latching on to his neck and feeding off of the Teen Titan.
Fred Baker has watched enough Walking Dead to know exactly what to do when he sees the likes of Zombie Ryan rolling up on him. Baker does not hesitate for a second as he takes his machete and slices Zombie Poteracki’s head clean off.
Brother Blood and Gannon both stand completely still as Brother Blood attempts to tap in to the mind of Gannon and Gannon attempts to cast a death spell on Blood. They both break free from the others attempted attacks but once the skirmish turns in to a melee one, Gannon manages to gain the upper hand by physically overpowering the smaller Brother Blood.
Black Lantern Vader is outnumbered 2 to 1 by The first of The Shi’ar warriors and Vampirella, but despite this being his first FFL outing since his return from the grave, Vader does not look the least bit frightened. Vampirella and the Shi’ar attack in unison but Vader manages to dodge the initial attack of Vampirella and move towards the Shi’ar first. The Warrior manages to parry the first swing of Vader’s lightsaber; but the now dead fallen Jedi then goes for a more direct approach, as he takes his black gloved left hand and uses it to rip out the heart of the Shi’ar Warrior and then shove it into his feeding tube on his chest. Vampirella comes back with a vengeance; but Vader is able to move even quicker than his extremely swift opponent and remove her head with his trusty red lightsaber.
The two teams regroup, with the pussies realizing quick that they are outnumbered and if they are going to pull this thing out, than they are going to have to attack quickly and as a unit. Vampire Batman somehow has a residual green glow about him, ever since Green Lantern Batman was killed. It seems as though the power of the ring is slightly confused as to whether or not it’s owner still lives. This is probably how he, with the combined powers of the spirit of vengeance are able to overtake a surprised Black Lantern Vader. The Black Lantern Sith is knocked down by the weight of Ghost Rider’s mystical horse and his helmet is cracked and exposing his fragile head by the heightened strength of Vampire Batman and the sharp edges of his bloody batarang. Bloodwynd and Supes quickly rush in to defend their TEAMmate, but they only get there in time for revenge. Superman crushes the flaming skull of Ghost Rider like every deserving capitalist while Bloodwynd uses his mystical gem powers to drive a newly materialized wooden stake through the heart of Vampire Batman (but not before Batman’s missed batarang catches Fred in the jugular to take him out of the match). Bennett now stands toe to toe with Superman and Bloodwynd; but before he can attempt this major longshot, he is caught in the head by an arrow from the bow of Gannon.