Well bros and broettes,the normally silent FFL Graveyard wasn't all that quiet this week as we saw eight BRUTAL interconference matches take place amongst the resting place of fallen competitors. Let's take a look at who was wooing and who was boohoooing.
In a move that can only be described as SSSSSIIIIICCCCKKKKKK the Lucas conference match ups saw a complete sweep for the Spielberg division as they totally fist pumped the face of the Clarke division. It wasn't an easy accomplishment, however. Only the Horsemen won their match with more than one player left living. Gotta give the Clarke guys some credit, they're no pushovers.
This means there was NO changes in the standings this week to the Lucas conference at all. Are you serious, bro?? We still have a three way tie for first in the Spielberg with the Horsemen, Shitkickers and Mickey Mouse Grindhouse all 2-0, with the Midgets boasting a 1-1 record. The Clarke division sees the Slaves still in first with a 1-1 record, and the Foamers, the Empire, and the Red Army having some trouble getting started this year at 0-2
Over in the Stan Lee conference, it was a little bit different. TEAM was the lone team from the Tolkien division to win their match, as every other Herbertian team tasted the Bud Light Lime-like taste of victory.
It's hard to argue against the impact Red Son Superman has had on TEAM as they continue their stranglehold on first place in the Tolkien division at 2-0, with the Nut-Busters, Murderflies and Dopefiends suffering a slow start of 0-2. The Herbert division is a little more balanced as the Kennelz and the Kitties both start the year at a perfect 2-0, and the Royal Highness able to catch up to the Sleeping Pussies at 1-1 so far.
Now, let's kick things over to my main broski holding it down in the resurrection pit! Paul Bearer, let's see how things are looking in the pit!
OOOOoooohhhhhhh YYYYYeeeeesssssss. Thank yooouuuu, Zack. My my my. There's alot of restless souls stirring amongst the dead in the FFL graveyard. YYYeeeeesssssss. The blood spilled in week two has really whipped them into a frenzy, and those 13 points earned for sending the graveyard MORE souls to take hold of have got to have something to do with it. Here's the current standings:
Ooooohhhhh. The POWER that's being awaken. Ooooooo YYYEEEEESSSSS! Back to you Zack!
Thanks, Paul.
Wwwwweeeelllllllll, that's all the time we have this week. Week two was intense, but I can't see what happen when we all get wet next week in week three! Don't forget to like this video, subscribe to our channel or give a comment down below. Go back and watch all our other episodes! And like me on Facebook! Follow me on Twitter! Buy all the Zack Ryder merchandise on WWEShop dot com aaaannnnnd take care. Spike your hair.
Woo woo woo. You know it!
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