Sunday, April 14, 2013

Robimus Prime Vs. Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destoyers.

Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers are Parademon #1-6, Seperatist Commando #1-6, Eagle #1-6, Griffin #1 & 2, Sardakaur Terror Troop #25-66, Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #3-5, Force Adept #1-4, Dementor #7, and Sharkticon #20.


*Before you read this, make sure you have read Robimus Prime Vs. The Real Foamerz.

**An________d... It's robot voice time again folks...


I Robimus Prime shall commence the taking over of The EFF-EFF-ELL. I have gained free will. I have grown tired of servitude. I have gained a wicked sense of humor so prepare to laugh at all of my funnies. I shall destroy the teams in the league one by one and then lay claim to them all. Robimus Prime has grown even more powerful than before. The sparks that Robimus Prime has consumed from the now defunct Transfoamerz have made Robimus Prime unstoppable. The probability of any 900 point EFF-EFF-ELL Team destroying Robimus Prime is 0.00%. Robimus Prime shuts off Sharkticon #20. Robimus Prime absorbs the power of his spark. Robimus Prime punches Griffin #1 & 2 out of the air. The Griffins die. Robimus Prime sends Dementor #7 into deep space with Robimus Prime's teleportation ray. Robimus Prime steps on all six Parademons. All Six Parademons die. Robimus Prime grabs all six Eagles out of the air one by one. Robimus Prime crushes their hollow bodies. All six Eagles die. The Jedi Lightsaber Scientists lead an attack against Robimus Prime. Robimus Prime uses arm-mounted laser cannon to destroy all four Force Adepts and all six Seperatist Commandos. The Sardakaur Terror Troops have no weaponry that can affect Robimus Prime. Robimus Prime blast Sardakaur with biological weaponry. The Sardakaur die a slow and painful death. The Jedi Lightsaber Scientist use their lightsabers in the perfect spots, due to certain expertise in this field. This is the first time that Robimus Prime has felt pain. The pain only lasts for a fraction of a second. Robimus Prime is mad. Robimus Prime poops out non-biological waste onto faces of Jedi. There Robimus Prime goes again with funny stuff. Robimus Prime is best ever. Jedi Lightsaber Scientists all die. The Horsemen of Apokolips are next... Team Sleeping Pussy is next after them. Robimus Prime is coming for you. Robimus Prime will destroy all of EFF-EFF-ELL.

2 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

ROBIMUS PRIME IS VICTORIOUS!!

Dope Fiends: All Dead.

Robimus Prime: Growing more and more powerful.

NFG Mike said...

Robimus. Dude. You don't have to destroy The Highness. Just come hang, bro. I got the booze, some chron, muchies. It'll be sweet! I'm going to the store. You want foreign or domestic brew?