Monday, June 23, 2014

George Lucas Conference Final: Chapter X

A cackling laughter is heard in the sewers under the cityscape.   The guttural giggles stem from two Jokers.

Joker:  Come out; come out, wherever you are.

The Joker has an M202A1 FLASH rocket launcher in his arms.  The villain is ironically joined by Batman and Elderly Bruce Wayne’s dog, as well as Harry Potter.  The quad of characters wades through the dirtied waters of the system, searching for their enemy.

Mangy Mouse soars from a small pipe and crushes the skull of the canine.  The Midget then uses his indigo lantern ring to propel Batman and Potter across the way.   Joker is unscathed in the fray.

Joker:  Nothing wrong with a bit of overkill.

Joker ignites the weapon and a rocket shoots out of the cylinder.  The blast devastates the area around Mangy Mouse, but the mouse survives, using his ring as a shield.

Potter casts the spell which he is assured will assist his team in this small victory. 

Harry Potter: Expelliarmus!

The ring shoots off of Mangy Mouse’s finger.  Batman reacts by throwing a slew of batarangs, impaling Mangy Mouse to the stony wall.

Emperor Joker slowly walks out of the shadows.

Emperor Joker:  Never did like rodents. . .

Emperor Joker focuses on Joker and his rocket launcher, ignoring both Batman and Potter. 

Emperor Joker:  You may be the original, but you don’t stand a chance against the upgrade!

Emperor Joker warps reality around the Horsemen.  Joker fires the launcher upward, believing the ceiling to be his enemy.  An immense explosion occurs and the Joker is buried in the rubble, killed by his own undoing.  Batman and Potter luckily escape the battle. 

Emperor Joker: See you later Bat and Brat!!!

 

3 comments:

Ryan said...

Aaaarrrgh!!!!

Artifact said...

Good shit so far!

Josh the Commish said...

MANGY MOUSE KILLED BY A LOWLY BATARANG.... WHAT!??! Just kidding, great stuff so far. Can't wait for Batman vs. Emperor Joker Round 2!!