Setting: The Playoff Planet
Points: 750
Prize: 30 Resurrection Points
Watcher: All matches in this official round will be decided by The Consortium.
-#3 REAL Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. #6 The Empire (winner will go on to battle The #2 George Washington's Slaves in Round 2).
-#4 Former Pop-Superstar Miley Cyrus and President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (winner will go on to battle The #1 The Horsemen of Apokolips in Round 2).
-#3 Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. #6 Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (winner will go on to battle The #2 John and Vader's House of Sith Aids in Round 2).
-#4 TEAM Vs. #5 Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (winner will go on to battle The #1 The Royal Highness in Round 2).
**These squads are due in by 5:00 pm on Wednesday. As the regular season comes to a close, we return to single deaths for all postseason matches. Squads turned in early when possible would be much appreciated, as there is much work to be done. Good luck to all!!
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This is a poor choice of how to do the Playoffs. Make these lazy Watchers earn their keep. None of this Consortium b.s.
First off, shut up. These teams didn't win their divisions so they are lucky to even be in the playoffs.
Secondly, Consortium rules. Half the league never even commented once on their matches this year. We put a lot of effort into writing them, why should we even waste our time on shit you won't read.
Although, come to think of it, the only people who would complain about consortium wouldn't take the time to comment so I'm probably getting trolled.
Keepin it real.
-Z
Thanks Fizz. I agree!! I love talking smack to each other about anything and everything; but people posting as stupid, made up names and then not revealing their identities is really pretty lame. Whether it be internet trolls who we have never met, hiding behind a bag of Doritos, and wondering what a real naked girl looks like, or friends of ours within the league trying to be cute; but lacking the sack to say it out loud is irrelevant. Either way, it is weak as hell.
But I like Doritos...
Well, I was probably talking to you.
The Commish's anti-Doritos agenda is on full display yet again. Disgusting
The only good Dorito IS A DEAD DORRITO!!
Ha. I misspelled Dorrito in that last post... On purpose of corse, because they only deserve one r!!
Doritos has the same number of "R"s as the number of people required to fly a snow speeder.
One.
Unless it is Bama flying it. Then it takes 4. Bama to pilot it, Mamaw and Papaw to get the chair ready for him, and Becks to hold his autographs in the gunner spot, whilst he patiently awaits postage and fee repayment.
It's science.
I think every match should be consortium except for the Universe Bowl. Bring on Seeney!!!
But I like Cool Ranch Doritos too.
I prefer Hot City Doritos. Err Dorritos. Or hang on, I got it Dorrritos.
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