Sunday, April 26, 2015

Season 8, Week 9: The Empire vs. Miley "Topical Reference" Cyrus and President Barack "Political Humor" Obama's Best of Both Worlds Touring Battalion of Commandos

The Commandos are: Shadow the Hedgehog (w/Green Lightsaber), Donkey Kong Jr. (w/Blue Lightsaber), Diddy Kong (w/Red Lantern Ring), James McCloud (w/Flamethrower and Green Lightsaber), Lady Lindius Frotgus (w/Red Lantern Ring).

The Empire is: Brass Dragon #6 and Reek #2.

Judge Shadow slams down his hammer. "The Empire is sentenced to death for not having any humans or furries. Bring them to the pit."
Diddy Kong clips the dragons wings and tie them together before throwing them in the pit, where they're impaled on the spikes. The End.


What? No, that was just awful. Let's try that again.


Gosh darn it, I said the end. The End.



...Yikes.


BREAKING NEWS!

Several forgotten commons were found huddled and frightened on the streets of the Play-Off Planet today. Homeless and alone, they were thankfully apprehended by authorities for loitering and immediately sentenced to death by Judge Shadow.

6 comments:

David Parks said...

The Commandos win the match.

The Commandos: all survive.
The Empire: All Executed.

Special NO thanks to Surprise Guest Watcher Mitchatu, of Mitchy's Luminous Tentacle Warriors fame!

Josh the Commish said...

Ha!!

And that brings the regular season to a close. Both of these teams will actually make the playoffs. The Commandos will play B-3 and The Empire will go up against The REAL Men.

Good luck to all!!

Artifact said...

Nice win Nick! Now you or becks will for sure get your wish this week.

Great watching Dave!

Josh the Commish said...

Was their wish to have a weekend with Bama and Papaw all to themselves??

David Parks said...

Thanks Chris, but I can't take all the credit. My only part in this was dropping a laptop in front of Mitchell and spending an hour saying "Go on, write the match" 50 times. Masterpiece or not, we did see eye to eye on the outcome.

Lickolas said...

Looks like we meet again in the playoffs old friend. This one is the tie breaker so let the best all dragons team win.