Season 8, Week 9 Match: Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies vs. Griswold's Nutbusters

“Me Mamaw wired in she had spooge comin' in,
And her face and eyes was in peril;
And later that night when the lights went out of sight,
Came the wreck of me Papaw’s meat spicket.”

            “The Wreck of Me Papaw’s Meat Spicket,” -Becks

H’yall.  This is Papaw here.  I was gone contacted by Bryatu to guest watch this here match.  I figured that I might’n do it since it looks like some fun’ll be had by all.  So, here goes.  I done see the teams before me which is gonna fight in this Season 8, Week 9 Match located at the Pit 2.  Theyz as follows:

Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies be some Clone Troopers numbered 26-35 with some yummy Squirrels with numbers on their backs sayin’ 12-14.

Griswold’s Nut-busters be a Skrull #21, along with some of them big wolfie things from those Middle Earth movies, being Warg Riders 7 through 9 with their Wargs 7 through 8 and 10.

Let the fightin’ begin. . .

First that Skrull guy tries to transform into one of those Clone Trooper guys. So there are about ten or so of them and they’d be lookin’ at each other trying to figure out what in darn nation is goin’ on.  That Skrull guy takes advantage of this trickeration and shoots a couple of the Clones.  So Clone Troopers 26, 27 and 32 be dead.  The other Troopers be confused and stuff and so they shoot each other and kill each other in a big flurry of that laser bolt s#%t.  So now all the Clone Troopers and the Skrull be dead.

The Squirrels be racing and jump on the Warg Riders on their big wolf dogs.  The Squirrels manage to scratch at the faces of the riders and they all fall of their Wargs.  Each gets trampled and dies and stuff because the big dogs just jump all over them, breakin’ their necks and bodies. 

The Squirrels jump off the Wargs, but just like the coon hounds in ‘bama, the Squirrels just be chewed up by the Wargs.