Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions

Team Sleeping Pussy is Xenomorph #30, John Spartan, Two-Faced Dingo Dan, Laurie Strode, and Dr. Sam Loomis.

Charles Barkley’s Turrible Decisions are Junkeon #1, and Allosaurus #9-10.


“My God Laurie. COME WITH ME”!! Shouts Dr. Loomis as he grabs Laurie by the arm and leads her to the outer edge of The Pit II for safety. The extremely oversized-for-this-level Junkeon and Allosaurus come lumbering onto the Pit. All HELL breaks loose as the Xenomorph latches on to the side of Allosaurus #9 on its way off the pit. Two Faced Dingo Dan finds his way into the mouth of Allosaurus #10 before it falls off the side and John Spartan viciously attacks Junkeon #1 by jumping onto his back, while evading his laser blasts before the Transformer’s weight breaks the concrete beneath them and sends them both plummeting to the deep pit below.

Laurie Strode hugs Dr. Loomis as the two of them cautiously walk towards the edge and look over.

“Laurie, my dear. I have seen some insane evil throughout my long life, whether it be from your brother or via dozens of other patients; but that, young lady may have been the craziest three minutes of my entire life.

5 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

TEAM SLEEPING PUSSY IS VICTORIOUS!!

Barkley: All Dead.

SP: Laurie Strode and Dr. Sam Loomis survive.

Josh the Commish said...

These two teams will rematch next week in the first round of the playoffs (the winner will play the 2nd seed John and Vader's House of Sith Aids).

NFG Mike said...

Man, that bridge crumbled with the quickness! Damn scab Outworld construction crews!

Artifact said...

That match wasn't that Turrible.

Nice win fred

Anonymous said...

Thanks, all. I'm glad I finally got to use Sam Loomis and Laurie Strode.

He Who Sleeps