Sunday, April 19, 2015

The Commandos Vs. The Real Men

The Commandos are Iorek Birnenson, Lyra Belacqua, Pantalamion, Will Perry, Kirajaou, Jack Crowe, Jolie-Pitt brats, Miley Cyrus, Gungan #40-50, Acklay #3, Witch #1-2, Bail Organa, Fedayeen Shadow Warrior #1, Army #13-132, Gold Dragon #10-15, Smurf #3, Gondor Soldier #18.

The Real Men are Elite Clone Trooper #22-31, Zombie Optimus Prime, Darth Desolous, Darth Nihl, Captain Cold, Nazgul #7 w/ Fell Beast, Kryptonian Army Soldier #17, and Ghost #1.




Don't know how you guys do this shit but here it goes. The elite clone troopers were on patrol when they found Miley Cyrus being a slut dancing for Robin and Alan Thicke. The troopers open fire and immediately killing both the Thickes. The troopers still firing on Cyrus but can't hit her (probably because she has her tits out and they see her camel toe) so they get closer. What they don't see is that she has General Grievous's lightsabers and Miley uses them and dances aound them to cut 7 of their heads off. Then Darth Desolus and Darth Nihl doubled team Miley (hahaha you guys will get because she's done it before because she's a slut) and they impaled her. Then the two dark lords o the sith killed every gungan and zombie Optimus stomped on everything he could. Honestly at this point I'm bored and I have no clue how you guys stay focus long enough to write these matches, with that said the sith lords and Optimus and the few clone troopers kill everyone else.

7 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

Real Men are victorious


Commando's: All dead

Real Men: Zombie Optimus Prime, Darth Desolus, Darth Nihl, Elite Clone Troopers#22-25 lives, rest die

Josh the Commish said...

Thanks John. Congrats Eric!!

Solobeck said...

Wow! Didn't see that one coming. Great watched match. Best paragraph in a long time! -Pablo

David Parks said...

Was that John's guest match? That was awesome.

Artifact said...

I read this.

Josh the Commish said...

Yes Dave, it was. Keepin it real, yo!!

Josh the Commish said...

The Real Men clinched the playoffs with this win.