Sunday, April 19, 2015

S8W8: The Highness vs Team SP

The Highness is: Gondor Soldier #9, Pirate #1-8, and T-Rex #16, Avalanche, Jadis the White Witch, Superboy Doomsday, The Blue Marvel, Overlord, Gladiator (Shi'ar Imperial Guard).

Team Sleeping Pussy is:  James Bond (w/ Astro Harness), Miss Moneypeney, Johnny Bates, Miracle Dog, Shi'ar Warrior #8-10, Electra, Stick, Toro, Walking Dead: Paul "Jesus" Monroe, Kree #18-27.

"Aarrgh" says Pirate #1.  Unfamiliar with the freezing terrain, the pirates die at the hands of the Kree soldiers as they were huddled together trying to stay warm. Gondor soldier 9 also dies but is quickly avenged by T-rex #16 who has an unquenchable bloodlust for the Kree. He kills them all ends up falling to Jesus Monroe and the Shi'ar Warriors.

Jadis the white witch gets her white ass handed to her by a roundhouse kick from Electra.  The Overlord then jacks Electra so hard in the face it would make Ray Rice uncomfortable.  Johnny Bates is dueling with The Blue Marvel while Stick and Toro try to match wits with Gladiator.

The Blue Marvel and Toro come out victorious in their duels. Noticing his teammate is overmatched, James bond swoops in on his astro harness to assist. He blasts The Blue Marvel square in the chest with his Astro Force projection. This knocks him back across the icy divide and into a nearby ice wall killing him in a second. Most of the rest perish next when a wall of ice and snow comes crashing down.  Jesus Monroe, Moneypenny, and Miracle Dog (who was gnawing on the leg bone of one of the pirates) get crushed instantly. Toro also dies and, ironically, Avalanche.

Superboy Doomsday stares down Bond, the last member of Team SP. Doomsday charges at Bond who panics and, attempting to defend himself activates the Interstellar Flight feature on his astro harness and sends himself flying into the sun. 

4 comments:

Artifact said...

The Highness is Victorious!

Superboy Doomsday is the sole survivor!

NFG Mike said...

Bond with the Astro Harness had me worried at the end! I was Ar-trippin, yo! Good fight He Who Sleeps, as always, we shall meet again. Division Champs, Highness members! Party at BDub's, on me! Wooooo!

Josh the Commish said...

Good win Mike, THE DIVISION IS YOURS!! But you are both in the playoffs!! Good luck to you both in the postseason and in your mostly worthless match next week!!

Anonymous said...

Nice match.

He Who Sleeps