Monday, May 25, 2015

S8GLCF: Chapter I

Water Region. . . 12:02 p.m. . .

Fry Guys 1 and 2 are floating on a raft located in the middle of the Playoff Planet’s water region.

Fry Guy 1: Why do we get stuck and transported from the locker room into the middle of the water alone?*  [*Translated from Fryese].

Fry Guy 2:  Our hair is going to get completely waterlogged!

Fry Guy 1:  It’s just garbage!  Just because we are the commons of our team, we get sacrificed just like those Red Shirt a$$holes in Star Trek.  Dead.  Meat.

The Beast Wars Transformers, Depth Charge and Scuba, slowly rise from the water.

Scuba:  Correct.

Depth Charge:  Dead.  Meat.

In a matter of seconds, both Fry Guys are decimated, leaving only singed hairs floating on the waves.

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