Along the dirt road of the
Mountain Region, Vampire Chris Artrip and Vampire Julie Artrip ride the double
dash Mario Kart around the bend.
Chris: Where the heck are Ella and Jack? We’re in the field and they’re not around!
Julie: Probably out flying
again. Since she got that cape, that’s
all she wants to do. And that Jack loves
being carried by his big sister.
Chris: But we’re in the middle of the Finals. You should not have let her fly without us
being around.
Julie: I know. . . but there she is!
Julie points to their living
children in the air. The two are
giggling and laughing, while watching their undead parents from above. Suddenly, a Tie Interceptor screams to the
scene.
Burger King: Don’t matter none if kids are the enemy! F#$k that sh#t!
Although Ella and Jack both try
to deflect the laser fire with their lightsabers, the size of the beams are too
much and the two Artrip children are destroyed.
Julie: Nooo!!!!
Chris: You Burger King
F#$k!!!! I’m going to f#$ckin’ kill you
like Bama did to Clive Revel since he proclaimed him a jerk!
While they duo look at the Tie
Interceptor, they fail to notice Zombies Chris and Julie Artrip jump onto the
cart from the landscape above. The Zombies wrestle the lightsabers away from
the vampires and use the weapons against their own masters.
Zombie Chris: Vampires are so two years ago!
The Zombie Artrips lop off the
heads of the Vampire Artrips; both Vampires turn to dust. Zombie Chris Artrip notices that the steering
wheel has been sliced apart by the lightsabers.
The kart careens out of control and storms down the bend and over the
side of the mountain.
Zombie Chris: Papaw, why do you
spurn meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???
These are the last words heard as
the Mario Kart is destroyed, killing both Zombies.
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2 comments:
Oh joy. This is all sounding very familiar.
A lot of great characters in that one.
Of course, I am speaking of Revel and The Southern Gentleman.
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