Reign Supremacy is Capt. America (designated leader), Naboo Soldier #1-20, Mario & Luigie, Sebastian the Crab, Batman & Robin, Mega Man & Rush, Tim, Paul, Steve, & The Bry, Yaddle, Jedi Knight #36 & 37, Joe Levine, Timmell, & Snow Trooper #26.
The Untouchables are The Sorcoress of Castle Grayskull (designated leader), Mystique, Broadside, Purple Dragon #1, Tomar Tu, Plastic Man, Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #11, & Navy Seal #33-42.
As the 2 teams are dropped into the water The Untouchables waste no time as Broadside transforms into an aircraft carrier and Tomar Tu and Plastic Man help the entire team onto the Autobot. Tomar Tu takes to the air along with Purple Dragon #1 and remains away from the battle while he encases Broadside with a green energy field to deflect attacks from the water-bound Reign Supremacy squad. Sebastian follows Mario and Luigie as they dive deep down in their frog suits to protect themselves from the attacks that are certain to happen from above them. The Navy Seal Chief orders the Navy Seals to open fire on the sitting ducks below them. The majority of Capt. America's squad are defensless as the crack-shot Seals begin firing while Plastic Man and Mystique reload for them. They easily take out all 20 Naboo Soldiers, Tim, Paul, Steve, The Bry, Joe, Timmell, and Snow Trooper #26 (right before he sinks in his hot and heavy armor). Cap's team which is already depleted, are still sitting ducks as Yaddle and the Jedis block the bullets with their lightsabers, while struggling to keep them above water and Capt. America uses his shield to do the same. Even Batman and Robin who at first did a great job of dodging the bullets and only exposing their bullet proof suits to the attacks, eventually get shot in the face by the Seals. The Sorcoress orders a temporary halt of the shooting as Purple Dragon #1 dive bombs their opponents. But before the dragon gets down to the water Yaddle throws her lightsaber right into the neck of the dragon and kills it, but is unfortunetely unable to recover her lightsaber before the dragon falls into the water and it is destroyed. Tomar Tu dives into the water wearing the protective mask that he has created for himself with his ring (but in the process has to disolve the shield around Broadside). 2 Jedi's would normally be a pretty good match against a green lantern but Tomar Tu attacks from underneath the water, where they cannot use their lightsabers to defend themselves. He blasts them both in the stomach and kills them but before they die they manage to throw their lightsabers in the air to Yaddle and Capt. America. Rush turns himself into a little boat and Mega Man jumps on top of him. He throws a rope to Capt. America, who has jumped onto his shield with his new girlfriend Yaddle on his back. Rush and Mega Man start pulling them around as if they are skiers are the back of the water craft but they still only have Mega Man's hand cannnon as a form of ranged attack against The Untouchables; Yaddle, from Capt. America's back uses her new over-sized lightsaber to defend both her and Cap from the incoming bullets. Mega Man manages to shoot Navy Seal #36 but the other Seals take cover after witnessing the death of their teammate. Capt. America launces Yaddle onto the deck of Broadside and Mega Man jumps up to join her. Mario and Luigie resurface with Sebastian and start climbing up the sides of the Autobot as well. They both get shot once, so they lose their frog suits but they keep coming, this is actually a blessing in disguise as anyone who has ever played Mario 3 knows that the Frog Suit absolutely sucks when you are not in the water. The 5 Reign Supremcy members attack but the Navy Seals still keep firing. They take out Capt. America, who thinks that his new lightsaber is a pretty cool weapon but that does not mean that he is good enough with it to block rifle fire. So without his shield are his Secret Lover Yaddle, he is an easy target for the Seals. Before Tomar Tu pops back out of the water he blasts Rush from underneath and blows the poor little robotic dog apart. Yaddle begins fighting Mystique, who at first does a great job of evading the lightsaber swings of the Jedi Mater but is eventually finished off as Yaddle leaps into the air and cuts off her head on the way down from a flip. Mega Man jumps into action but The Sorcoress blasts him with a tremendous display of Eternian power and destroys his metal body. Plastic Man wraps his arm around the Neck of Mario and strangles him while the Navy Seal Chief grabs Sebastian and carefully cracks him in half to save him for a post-victory snack (Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #11 is from Maine and he really appreciates good shell-fish). The Navy Seals then turn their firing toward Yaddle who blocks the shots while Luigie hides behind her. If the Seals were using blasters she could deflect these shots back at them but the .223 caliber shells just disintegrate as they hit the lightsaber's blade. They creep up closer and closer to the 2 overly green members of Reign Supremacy until Luigie notices as small plant growing on the deck of Broadside (wierd right)? Luigie pulls the weed out of the ground to reveal a small rocket ship which him and Yaddle use to escape the battle (and warp to Level 4).
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Monday, April 28, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
2008 FFL ALL STAR GAME BALLOT
LOCATIONS
Michigan Stadium
The Batcave
Sodom and Gomorrah
Isla Nublar (Jurassic Park)
Rock Financial Showplace: During the Motor City Comic Con
Helm’s Deep (The Champions respective League will defend Helm’s Deep)
AMERICAN LEAGUE
EASTERN CONFERENCE
Horsemen of Apokolips
Achilles
Darkseid
Polaris
Sinestro
Supergirl
Scarlet Witch
TEAM
Superman
Neo
He-Man
Seraph
Blitzwing
Godzilla
The Outsiders
Galactus
Jack Baur
Mace Windu
Ajax
Barbarossa
Ares
The Untouchables
Deadpool
Megatron
Voodoo
Dr. Polaris
Legolas
Sith Lord #11 (Darth Reknit)
WESTERN CONFERENCE
Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches
Darth Vader
Doomsday
Wolverine
Trident
Sith Lord #3 (Darth Yardigan)
Nazgul #6
Team Fred
Namor, The Sub-Mariner
Phoenix (Rachel Summers)
Mimic
Vision
Super Skrull
Cyclops
Alice’s Wonder Team
Extinction Alice
Ram Man
Carlos Olivera
Jill Valentine
Sith Lord #1 (Darth Deez)
Goblin #1
Reign Supremacy
Cyborg Superman
Chuck Norris
Yaddle
Captain America
Iron Man
Sledgehammer
AL COACHES
Hannibal of Crete (Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches)
The Oracle (TEAM)
Vandal Savage (Horsemen of Apokolips)
Michael Corleone (Alice’s Wonder Team)
NATIONAL LEAGUE
NORTHERN CONFERENCE
Hannah Montana and Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos
Dave Bowman: The Starchild
Albus Dumbledore
Qui Gon Jinn
The Cloverfield Monster
Tracks
Agamemnon
Better Than All of You
Thanos
Green Lantern
Agent Smith
Mephisto
Predator #1
“The Nature Boy” Ric Flair
The Right Wing
Silver Surfer
Poseidon
Duncan Idaho Ghola #6
Nick Houslander
Ulysses S. Grant
John Stewart
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies
Ron Popeil
Guy Gardner
Sandworm #1
Buttercup
Batgirl
Velma
SOUTHERN CONFERENCE
Legion of Doom
Darth Bane
Paul Atreides
Walker: Texas Ranger
Jet Jaguar
Eradicator
B.A. Baracus
Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade
John McClane
Obi Wan Kenobi
Gandalf
Emperor Palpatine
Even Piel
Duncan Idaho Mentat Ghola #12
George Washington’s Slaves
Yoda
Optimus Prime
Thor
Martian Manhunter
Santa Claus
Sonny (From I, Robot)
The Syracuse Valley
Master Chief
Frenzy
Splinter
Darth Maul
Nightcrawler
Star Fox
NL COACHES
Napoleon Bonaparte (Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade)
Mike Huckabee (The Right Wing)
George Washington (George Washington’s Slaves)
Cobra Commander (Better Than All of You)
2008 FFL ALL STAR GAME RULES
· All player and head coach nominations will be made by Commissioner Josh Houslander.
· There will be six players from each team to be on the ballot.
· There will be four AL coaches and four NL coaches nominated to be on the ballot.
· You may NOT vote for your own head coach.
· You may only vote for ONE player from your own team.
· Vote for up to 20 players from the AL and 20 players from the NL.
· Each team will be made up of 20 players.
· There must be at least one player from each team making it in the All Star Game, but you do not have to vote for someone off of every team.
· You made make ONE write-in vote for each the AL and the NL.
· Any voting ties will be decided by Commissioner Josh Houslander.
· Deaths during the All Star Game DO NOT count.
· There will be six different battlefield locations to vote on as well.
· Non-members are allowed to cast votes, but please vote fairly.
· Ballots are due to Ryan Poteracki by May 17, 2008.
· The All Star Game will be at the BBQ following the Championship Game.
· There will be six players from each team to be on the ballot.
· There will be four AL coaches and four NL coaches nominated to be on the ballot.
· You may NOT vote for your own head coach.
· You may only vote for ONE player from your own team.
· Vote for up to 20 players from the AL and 20 players from the NL.
· Each team will be made up of 20 players.
· There must be at least one player from each team making it in the All Star Game, but you do not have to vote for someone off of every team.
· You made make ONE write-in vote for each the AL and the NL.
· Any voting ties will be decided by Commissioner Josh Houslander.
· Deaths during the All Star Game DO NOT count.
· There will be six different battlefield locations to vote on as well.
· Non-members are allowed to cast votes, but please vote fairly.
· Ballots are due to Ryan Poteracki by May 17, 2008.
· The All Star Game will be at the BBQ following the Championship Game.
Monday, April 21, 2008
MATCH OF THE WEEK: Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips
Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches are Austin (designated leader), Uniqua, Darth Vader, Sith Lord #3 (Darth Yardigan), Wolverine, Doomsday, Sentinal #4-6, Black Dragon #1-3, Green Dragon #1 & 2, & Warg Rider (w/ Wargs) #1 & 2.
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Darkseid (designated leader), Supergirl, Sinestro, Sabertooth, Shazam, Sunstorm, The Witch King, Achilles, Polaris, Cable, The Balrog of Moria, Sersi, & Elixir.
Achilles goes running out in front of his team with even more than his normal amount of excessive hubris. He has every intention of not just defeating the Backyardigans but of beating them even faster and worse than they (or in his mind him) defeated Team (formally Team Ed). He rushes out toward his opponents and quickly moves through their ranks unharmed to chop off the head of Austin. "Who is your leader now" yells Achilles as he picks up the kangeroo's head to showcase it to his enemies. "I believe that would be me" replies Darth Vader as he walks up slowly with his red lightsaber glowing. Darth Yardigan starts to walk up behind him but Lord Vader waves him away to let him know that this was a fight he would undertake alone. Achilles runs at Vader and jumps into the air with the intention of bringing his sword down inbetween the shoulder blades of the much larger Sith lord but Vader moves amazingly fast for a person who appears so bulky as he moves his body slightly to the side and simply flicks the direction of his wrist to cut off Achilles heal. "All to easy" Vader says. The Greek warrior lay on the ground with his god like essense removed as Vader allows Darth Yardigan to put the arrogant warrior out of his misery. Wolverine and Sabertooth notice each other from across the dessert and instantly run at each other. The 2 teams do not even attempt to interfere as they begin fiercely fighting, biting and clawing at each other. They instantly turn the sand around them red with each others blood but niether fighter lets up for a second. The 3 Sentinals take flight but Polaris makes fairly short work of them as she rips all 3 of them apart by simply looking at them. She is about to attack Wolverine's metal skeleton but Darkseid, referring to the epic battle going on between Sabertooth and Wolverine tells her to leave them alone. She then focuses her power on Darth Vader. She knows that there must be a decent amount of metal in his cyborg body suit but when she attempts to take control of it nothing happens. She thinks that she is feeling short of breath from trying so hard to use her powers until Vader reminds her and everyone on both teams that things do not have to be made of metal for him to take control of them, as he uses the force to pick her up off of the ground and force choke her. Doomsday jumps into action towards The Witch King causing even the sand beneath their feet to want to retreat from the pure evil that is trouncing upon it. Doomsday's superior strength and speed should be enough to defeat The Witch King but luckily for the most evil of all the Nazgul, The Balrog of Moria (who did not even notice that he stepped on Uniqua on the way) as well as Sunstorm come to his aid to help in the fight against Doomsday. The 2 Warg riders come running up toward The Horsemen but Cable takes control of the minds of the 2 riders and makes them pull out their scimitars and stab their own wargs in the backs of their necks to kill them. The 2 orcs are then thrown from their Mordor steeds onto the sandy plains where Cable uses his futuristic rifle to blow them both away. Darkseid believes he is going to have to take on Vader himself if they are going to defeat the Backyardigans but even he wants help so he brings Supergirl with him on his way to do battle with Vader and his apprentice. Darkseid and Supergirl have both seen what lightsabers are capable of since they have been apart of this league which is why they do what they can to keep the fight one of ranged attacks instead of melee. They shoot both Heat vision and Omega Beams mostly unsuccessfullly at the 2 Sith but Darkseid does notice that Vader is pulling his Omega Beams toward his own lightsaber which Darkseid takes as a sign that Vader knows that Darth Yardigan is not powerful enough to handle them. Sinestro, Sersi, and Shazam take to the air and begin doing battle with the 3 Black Dragons while the 2 Green Dragons do a fly by over Cable and coat him with their poisonous breath resulting in a most unpleasant death for the mutant. Sinestro leads the 2 crazy do-gooders on a divide and conquer mission of the 3 dragons. Black Dragon #3 coats Sersi in acid but other than effecting her momentum in the air it has basically no effect on her. She blasts the dragon with cosmic energy to knock it backwards and then rips the dragon's head off of its body. Shazam comes up behind Black Dragon #2 and wraps his powerful arms around its neck. He strangles the dragon into submission and then allows it to plummet to its death. Sinestro refuses to be outdone by the 2 heros as he uses his yellow power ring to create a huge yellow dragon which then consumes Black Dragon #1. Elixir is briefly knocked to the ground as he is hit by the flying head of Sabertooth that was just kicked at him by the victorious Wolverine. The blood covered Wolverine allows his mutant healing factor to take over after he finally used his claws to finish off his much larger arch-enemy. Darkseid ignores his own fight for an extremely brief amount of time to give orders to his troops but it may have been to long. Supergirl sees Darth Vader rushing Darkseid and she flies over to help. Vader takes advantage of the second that Darkseid spent ignoring the fight to force push him onto the ground. Supergirl flies up behind Darth Vader to land a haymaker into the back of his helmeted head but Vader does not even bother to turn around because of his utmost confidence in Lord Yardigan having his back. Right before Supergirl lands what could have possibly been a death-dealing blow Darth Yardigan sticks his crimson lightsaber through her back. Lying on the ground looking up at an attacker is not a situation that the ruler of Apokolips is usually used to and not one that is going to scare him. Darkseid shoots a potent dose of Omega Beam action at Vader but Vader lifts his lightsaber to not only block the attack but to deliver it right back at him, frying Darkseid with their combined powers. Although The Horsemen's leader is dead his orders live on. Right before he died he ordered Sunstorm to do what he does best. The Witch King has done a tremendous job of keeping Doomsday at bay and The Balrog has so far been able to sustain what Doomsday has dished out even with Doomsday slamming into him numerous times but Darkseid knew that he needed to do something to unleash his teammates evil onto Doomsday in hopes that it would clash with his. No one in The Horsemen of Apokolips locker room is quite sure why Sunstorm has developed such an unwavering devotion to Darkseid, Vandal Savage and Apokolips, but they are definitely glad he has. Sunstorm using an almost identical attack as the one used on Galactus crashes himself into the decimated area where Doomsday has been doing battle with the 2 agents of Mordor's particular brand of evil. It is a good thing that there is not a single non-super powered person from either team on the ground as Sunstorm hits because they would of no way survived the explosion of evil and sheer power that was released as this nuclear kamikaze crash disrupts and destroys this trio of hate and destrustion. Sinestro sees that Darkseid failed in his portion of the mission but before he leads his team to fight them he goes on one last Dragon hunt. Sinestro uses his yellow ring to create 2 huge leashes which he lassos around the necks of the 2 green dragons to slow them down so Sersi and Shazam can swoop in to each take one out. Wolverine regroups with the 2 Sith Lords right before Sinestro, Sersi, and Shazam land in front of them. Elixir runs over to help his team as well but he then leaves the area when he notices that there is a better use for his powers. Supergirl is laying on the ground with a fairly large hole in her chest when Elixir approaches. Supergirl knows that the wound is surely fatal as she only wishes that she could muster up enough energy to lend her team just a little bit more help. Supergirl orders Elixir to get back to the fight and help their team but he does not listen. Elixir puts his hands over Supergirl's wounds and then uses his mutant powers to heal her. Elixir then promptly runs back to the battle to help out his team. Elixir knows full well what his ability to change molecular structures and mutant abilities is going to do to Wolverine which is why he runs up to him first. When Wolverine gets to close to Elixir he starts to bleed from many spots on his body as old wounds that his healing factor corrected reopen. Wolverine fights through the pain though as he pops open his claws and says "You don't need a healing factor to do this bub" as he sticks his adamantium claws into Elixir's head. Sersi swoops in to attack Vader but The Dark Lord of the Sith's teammates jump in to protect him. Wolverine and Darth Yardigan both stab her but are shocked when this does not end her life. They then both go into a rage slicing her to ribbons as Darth Vader then uses the force to rip her apart and scatter her atoms into the dessert wind. Sinestro takes to the air and begins taking pot shots of yellow energy at the 3 remaining Backyardigans. The 2 Sith Lords block the shots with their lightsabers but one of the larger shots knocks Wolverine to the ground. Sinestro suddenely appears in front of Wolverine as Logan pops back up to stick his claws into the yellow lantern's chest. Wolverine is confused as his arm goes right through the hologram that Sinestro just created with his power ring as the real Sinestro flies up behind the mutant and creates a giant blade which slices Wolverine in half and fills both sides of his body with enough yellow power to dematerialize every last cell. Darth Yardigan from about 20 yards away avenges his teammate by throwing his lightsaber at Sinestro and putting it into his chest, hitting him exactly where Wolverine thought he was putting his claws. Although the success of this throw was undeniable the attack itself was a rather foolish one because it left the Sith Lord open for an attack from Shazam, who uses his super strength to crush in the head of Darth Yardigan. Darth Vader sees this happen and breaks into one of his intense Sith rages that he is oh-so famous for. Lord Vader force pushes Shazam into a rock and sticks his lightsaber into Capt. Marvel's leg. The Sith Lord then pumps Shazam full of his own brand of Sith lightning reminding him of his lack of foresight in thinking that he could compete with the powers of the dark side of the force. Shazam may not be savable but the healed up Supergirl knows that the battle still is, as she flies up behind Darth Vader at a speed faster than the speed of sound. The last thing the dying Shazam hears is Vader yell "WHAT" as he he hears what sounds like a jumbo jet approaching. This time Darth Yardigan is not there to save his master when Supergirl uses all of her Kryptonian strength to uppercut Vader in the helmet disrupting the life support mechanisms of his suit and causing him severe head trauma.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Darkseid (designated leader), Supergirl, Sinestro, Sabertooth, Shazam, Sunstorm, The Witch King, Achilles, Polaris, Cable, The Balrog of Moria, Sersi, & Elixir.
Achilles goes running out in front of his team with even more than his normal amount of excessive hubris. He has every intention of not just defeating the Backyardigans but of beating them even faster and worse than they (or in his mind him) defeated Team (formally Team Ed). He rushes out toward his opponents and quickly moves through their ranks unharmed to chop off the head of Austin. "Who is your leader now" yells Achilles as he picks up the kangeroo's head to showcase it to his enemies. "I believe that would be me" replies Darth Vader as he walks up slowly with his red lightsaber glowing. Darth Yardigan starts to walk up behind him but Lord Vader waves him away to let him know that this was a fight he would undertake alone. Achilles runs at Vader and jumps into the air with the intention of bringing his sword down inbetween the shoulder blades of the much larger Sith lord but Vader moves amazingly fast for a person who appears so bulky as he moves his body slightly to the side and simply flicks the direction of his wrist to cut off Achilles heal. "All to easy" Vader says. The Greek warrior lay on the ground with his god like essense removed as Vader allows Darth Yardigan to put the arrogant warrior out of his misery. Wolverine and Sabertooth notice each other from across the dessert and instantly run at each other. The 2 teams do not even attempt to interfere as they begin fiercely fighting, biting and clawing at each other. They instantly turn the sand around them red with each others blood but niether fighter lets up for a second. The 3 Sentinals take flight but Polaris makes fairly short work of them as she rips all 3 of them apart by simply looking at them. She is about to attack Wolverine's metal skeleton but Darkseid, referring to the epic battle going on between Sabertooth and Wolverine tells her to leave them alone. She then focuses her power on Darth Vader. She knows that there must be a decent amount of metal in his cyborg body suit but when she attempts to take control of it nothing happens. She thinks that she is feeling short of breath from trying so hard to use her powers until Vader reminds her and everyone on both teams that things do not have to be made of metal for him to take control of them, as he uses the force to pick her up off of the ground and force choke her. Doomsday jumps into action towards The Witch King causing even the sand beneath their feet to want to retreat from the pure evil that is trouncing upon it. Doomsday's superior strength and speed should be enough to defeat The Witch King but luckily for the most evil of all the Nazgul, The Balrog of Moria (who did not even notice that he stepped on Uniqua on the way) as well as Sunstorm come to his aid to help in the fight against Doomsday. The 2 Warg riders come running up toward The Horsemen but Cable takes control of the minds of the 2 riders and makes them pull out their scimitars and stab their own wargs in the backs of their necks to kill them. The 2 orcs are then thrown from their Mordor steeds onto the sandy plains where Cable uses his futuristic rifle to blow them both away. Darkseid believes he is going to have to take on Vader himself if they are going to defeat the Backyardigans but even he wants help so he brings Supergirl with him on his way to do battle with Vader and his apprentice. Darkseid and Supergirl have both seen what lightsabers are capable of since they have been apart of this league which is why they do what they can to keep the fight one of ranged attacks instead of melee. They shoot both Heat vision and Omega Beams mostly unsuccessfullly at the 2 Sith but Darkseid does notice that Vader is pulling his Omega Beams toward his own lightsaber which Darkseid takes as a sign that Vader knows that Darth Yardigan is not powerful enough to handle them. Sinestro, Sersi, and Shazam take to the air and begin doing battle with the 3 Black Dragons while the 2 Green Dragons do a fly by over Cable and coat him with their poisonous breath resulting in a most unpleasant death for the mutant. Sinestro leads the 2 crazy do-gooders on a divide and conquer mission of the 3 dragons. Black Dragon #3 coats Sersi in acid but other than effecting her momentum in the air it has basically no effect on her. She blasts the dragon with cosmic energy to knock it backwards and then rips the dragon's head off of its body. Shazam comes up behind Black Dragon #2 and wraps his powerful arms around its neck. He strangles the dragon into submission and then allows it to plummet to its death. Sinestro refuses to be outdone by the 2 heros as he uses his yellow power ring to create a huge yellow dragon which then consumes Black Dragon #1. Elixir is briefly knocked to the ground as he is hit by the flying head of Sabertooth that was just kicked at him by the victorious Wolverine. The blood covered Wolverine allows his mutant healing factor to take over after he finally used his claws to finish off his much larger arch-enemy. Darkseid ignores his own fight for an extremely brief amount of time to give orders to his troops but it may have been to long. Supergirl sees Darth Vader rushing Darkseid and she flies over to help. Vader takes advantage of the second that Darkseid spent ignoring the fight to force push him onto the ground. Supergirl flies up behind Darth Vader to land a haymaker into the back of his helmeted head but Vader does not even bother to turn around because of his utmost confidence in Lord Yardigan having his back. Right before Supergirl lands what could have possibly been a death-dealing blow Darth Yardigan sticks his crimson lightsaber through her back. Lying on the ground looking up at an attacker is not a situation that the ruler of Apokolips is usually used to and not one that is going to scare him. Darkseid shoots a potent dose of Omega Beam action at Vader but Vader lifts his lightsaber to not only block the attack but to deliver it right back at him, frying Darkseid with their combined powers. Although The Horsemen's leader is dead his orders live on. Right before he died he ordered Sunstorm to do what he does best. The Witch King has done a tremendous job of keeping Doomsday at bay and The Balrog has so far been able to sustain what Doomsday has dished out even with Doomsday slamming into him numerous times but Darkseid knew that he needed to do something to unleash his teammates evil onto Doomsday in hopes that it would clash with his. No one in The Horsemen of Apokolips locker room is quite sure why Sunstorm has developed such an unwavering devotion to Darkseid, Vandal Savage and Apokolips, but they are definitely glad he has. Sunstorm using an almost identical attack as the one used on Galactus crashes himself into the decimated area where Doomsday has been doing battle with the 2 agents of Mordor's particular brand of evil. It is a good thing that there is not a single non-super powered person from either team on the ground as Sunstorm hits because they would of no way survived the explosion of evil and sheer power that was released as this nuclear kamikaze crash disrupts and destroys this trio of hate and destrustion. Sinestro sees that Darkseid failed in his portion of the mission but before he leads his team to fight them he goes on one last Dragon hunt. Sinestro uses his yellow ring to create 2 huge leashes which he lassos around the necks of the 2 green dragons to slow them down so Sersi and Shazam can swoop in to each take one out. Wolverine regroups with the 2 Sith Lords right before Sinestro, Sersi, and Shazam land in front of them. Elixir runs over to help his team as well but he then leaves the area when he notices that there is a better use for his powers. Supergirl is laying on the ground with a fairly large hole in her chest when Elixir approaches. Supergirl knows that the wound is surely fatal as she only wishes that she could muster up enough energy to lend her team just a little bit more help. Supergirl orders Elixir to get back to the fight and help their team but he does not listen. Elixir puts his hands over Supergirl's wounds and then uses his mutant powers to heal her. Elixir then promptly runs back to the battle to help out his team. Elixir knows full well what his ability to change molecular structures and mutant abilities is going to do to Wolverine which is why he runs up to him first. When Wolverine gets to close to Elixir he starts to bleed from many spots on his body as old wounds that his healing factor corrected reopen. Wolverine fights through the pain though as he pops open his claws and says "You don't need a healing factor to do this bub" as he sticks his adamantium claws into Elixir's head. Sersi swoops in to attack Vader but The Dark Lord of the Sith's teammates jump in to protect him. Wolverine and Darth Yardigan both stab her but are shocked when this does not end her life. They then both go into a rage slicing her to ribbons as Darth Vader then uses the force to rip her apart and scatter her atoms into the dessert wind. Sinestro takes to the air and begins taking pot shots of yellow energy at the 3 remaining Backyardigans. The 2 Sith Lords block the shots with their lightsabers but one of the larger shots knocks Wolverine to the ground. Sinestro suddenely appears in front of Wolverine as Logan pops back up to stick his claws into the yellow lantern's chest. Wolverine is confused as his arm goes right through the hologram that Sinestro just created with his power ring as the real Sinestro flies up behind the mutant and creates a giant blade which slices Wolverine in half and fills both sides of his body with enough yellow power to dematerialize every last cell. Darth Yardigan from about 20 yards away avenges his teammate by throwing his lightsaber at Sinestro and putting it into his chest, hitting him exactly where Wolverine thought he was putting his claws. Although the success of this throw was undeniable the attack itself was a rather foolish one because it left the Sith Lord open for an attack from Shazam, who uses his super strength to crush in the head of Darth Yardigan. Darth Vader sees this happen and breaks into one of his intense Sith rages that he is oh-so famous for. Lord Vader force pushes Shazam into a rock and sticks his lightsaber into Capt. Marvel's leg. The Sith Lord then pumps Shazam full of his own brand of Sith lightning reminding him of his lack of foresight in thinking that he could compete with the powers of the dark side of the force. Shazam may not be savable but the healed up Supergirl knows that the battle still is, as she flies up behind Darth Vader at a speed faster than the speed of sound. The last thing the dying Shazam hears is Vader yell "WHAT" as he he hears what sounds like a jumbo jet approaching. This time Darth Yardigan is not there to save his master when Supergirl uses all of her Kryptonian strength to uppercut Vader in the helmet disrupting the life support mechanisms of his suit and causing him severe head trauma.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Untouchables Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
Alice's Wonder Team is Extinction Alice (designated leader), Apocylypse Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Ram Man, Kimbo Slice, Tyler Derdon, Lucca Brazzi, Jill Valentine, Sith Lord #1 & 2, Vampire #1-6, Mummy #1-6, Goblin #1 & 2, & Storm Trooper #50.
The Untouchables are Megatron (designated leader), Deadpool, Legolas, The Insecticons, Duncan Idaho Ghola #9, Huntress, Ant Man, Nazgul #9 w/ Fell Beast, Fremen #43-54, Eclipso, & Tomar Tu.
Alice’s Wonder Team is teleported to the desert and is in dire need of a victory. The playoffs are still within their reach, but a win tonight is vital. However they are at a major disadvantage against the much larger and more powerful team of The Untouchables. Luca Brasi is extremely fed up with the streak of losses his team has suffered. The Italian enforcer jumps into action. He grabs Duncan Idaho Ghola #9 and crushes his larynx, killing him. Huntress spin kicks the hit man in the jaw, but does little damage. He knocks her to the ground and then proceeds to shoot her in the hands with her own crossbow. The Untouchables try to attack Luca Brasi, but his teammates come to his aid. Alice’s Wonder Team rushes the members of The Untouchables, but is met with disastrous results. Nazgul #9 flies up upon his Fell Beast, and kills Goblin #1 and 2, as well as Storm Trooper #50. Luca finally finishes off brutally killing Huntress and attacks Tomar Tu with his blood soaked hands. The Green Lantern makes himself a Tommy Gun out of green energy and pumps Luca full of green bullets. The Fremen leap out of the sand and lay waste to Mummies #1-6 without hesitation. They, however, are not satisfied with this victory. Their crysknives did not taste blood, since the Mummies do not have blood. They gut the Vampires quickly with only Fremen #46 and 47 dying in the process. “Waitwaitwaitwait! Damn it! I wanted to kill some vampires too!” exclaims Deadpool as he runs in too late. With his head hung low, he depressingly continues to fight, shooting Jill Valentine and Tyler Derdon. Deadpool perks up after doing this when he says, “The first rule of Fight Club is don’t fight Deadpool.” Extinction Alice goes to use her mind powers but grabs her head in agony. She screams violently while holding her head. Her nose begins bleeding as you see a tiny molecule come out of her ear. It was Ant Man, who increased his size just microscopically while inside the brain cavity of Extinction Alice. She drops dead. Megatron has had enough of this playing around and wishes to finish this battle. He blasts Kimbo Slice and Ram Man with his Fusion Cannon. Leeloo squares off against Legolas, matching him in speed and agility. She is gaining the upper hand in the battle, but is caught off guard by Eclipso who kills her with blast from his eye beams courtesy of his black diamond. Darth Deez and Darth Nutz then go on a vicious offensive, amazingly killing Fremen #48-54 in a haze of sand and blurring red lightsabers. Kickback and Shrapnel land in front of the Sith Lords transformed in robot modes, but Bombshell sneaks behind them and attaches cerebro-shells to the backs of their necks. He then takes control of their minds and orders them to attack Apocalypse Alice and Carlos Olivera. They attack Alice first and cut her to pieces using their lightsabers. Carlos Olivera is able to shoot Darth Nutz in the back, but is then killed by Darth Deez with a Force choke. Deadpool finishes the battle by vaporizing Darth Nutz after catching a transformed Megatron, and blasting him away.
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Untouchables are Megatron (designated leader), Deadpool, Legolas, The Insecticons, Duncan Idaho Ghola #9, Huntress, Ant Man, Nazgul #9 w/ Fell Beast, Fremen #43-54, Eclipso, & Tomar Tu.
Alice’s Wonder Team is teleported to the desert and is in dire need of a victory. The playoffs are still within their reach, but a win tonight is vital. However they are at a major disadvantage against the much larger and more powerful team of The Untouchables. Luca Brasi is extremely fed up with the streak of losses his team has suffered. The Italian enforcer jumps into action. He grabs Duncan Idaho Ghola #9 and crushes his larynx, killing him. Huntress spin kicks the hit man in the jaw, but does little damage. He knocks her to the ground and then proceeds to shoot her in the hands with her own crossbow. The Untouchables try to attack Luca Brasi, but his teammates come to his aid. Alice’s Wonder Team rushes the members of The Untouchables, but is met with disastrous results. Nazgul #9 flies up upon his Fell Beast, and kills Goblin #1 and 2, as well as Storm Trooper #50. Luca finally finishes off brutally killing Huntress and attacks Tomar Tu with his blood soaked hands. The Green Lantern makes himself a Tommy Gun out of green energy and pumps Luca full of green bullets. The Fremen leap out of the sand and lay waste to Mummies #1-6 without hesitation. They, however, are not satisfied with this victory. Their crysknives did not taste blood, since the Mummies do not have blood. They gut the Vampires quickly with only Fremen #46 and 47 dying in the process. “Waitwaitwaitwait! Damn it! I wanted to kill some vampires too!” exclaims Deadpool as he runs in too late. With his head hung low, he depressingly continues to fight, shooting Jill Valentine and Tyler Derdon. Deadpool perks up after doing this when he says, “The first rule of Fight Club is don’t fight Deadpool.” Extinction Alice goes to use her mind powers but grabs her head in agony. She screams violently while holding her head. Her nose begins bleeding as you see a tiny molecule come out of her ear. It was Ant Man, who increased his size just microscopically while inside the brain cavity of Extinction Alice. She drops dead. Megatron has had enough of this playing around and wishes to finish this battle. He blasts Kimbo Slice and Ram Man with his Fusion Cannon. Leeloo squares off against Legolas, matching him in speed and agility. She is gaining the upper hand in the battle, but is caught off guard by Eclipso who kills her with blast from his eye beams courtesy of his black diamond. Darth Deez and Darth Nutz then go on a vicious offensive, amazingly killing Fremen #48-54 in a haze of sand and blurring red lightsabers. Kickback and Shrapnel land in front of the Sith Lords transformed in robot modes, but Bombshell sneaks behind them and attaches cerebro-shells to the backs of their necks. He then takes control of their minds and orders them to attack Apocalypse Alice and Carlos Olivera. They attack Alice first and cut her to pieces using their lightsabers. Carlos Olivera is able to shoot Darth Nutz in the back, but is then killed by Darth Deez with a Force choke. Deadpool finishes the battle by vaporizing Darth Nutz after catching a transformed Megatron, and blasting him away.
THE UNTOUCHABLES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Better Than All of You Vs. George Washington's Slaves
Better Than All of You is Hal Jordan, Rob Van Dam, Sabu, Agent Smith, Ghost Rider, The Terminator (T1), The Terminator (T2), Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow, Beachhead, Doc Holiday, Mephisto, John Rambo, Lex Luthor, Predator #1-2, Cobra Viper #1-6.
George Washington's Slaves are Shaak Ti, Ki Adi Mundi, Jedi Master #1, Jedi Youngling #1, Fell Beasts #1-6, Sauron, Sandworms #15-20, Duncan Idaho Ghola #7, Thor, Arisia, and Martian Manhunter.
Better Than All of You is instantaneously ambushed by the Sandworms on George Washington’s Slaves. They all scatter to evade the destruction. The Sandworms devour all six Cobra Vipers in an instant. Rambo and Ghost Rider mange to jump aboard two Sandworms. Rambo isn’t able to gain control of the giant creature, so he starts stabbing it repeatedly with his knife. Ghost Rider wraps his Hellfire chain around Sandworm #18 and wrangles control from it. He turns the Sandworm towards its own team. The Sandworm swallows Duncan Idaho Ghola #7 and Thor. The Norse God blast through the Sandworm’s stomach, killing it. Ghost Rider leaps off of the dead monster and is attacked by Jedi Master #1 and is cut in half by his lightsaber. Rambo finally manages to kill Sandworm #16 by shoving a grenade into one of the stab wounds he made. Rambo jumps off just before the monster blows up. Predators #1 and 2 shoot the sand with their rocket launchers in order to cause the Sandworms to expose themselves again. This is exactly what happens. The Predators then pull out their maker hooks, which they acquired from earlier hunts on Arrakis. They both leap onto the Sandworms and dig the hooks deep into them. They steer them into each other killing Sandworms #19 and 20. The Predators then fire grappling hooks at Fell Beasts #1 and 2’s who are soaring high above the desert. They are pulled into the air by the beasts. Shaak Ti and Ki Adi Mundi are attacked by blood brothers Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. The Jedi’s lightsabers easily cut through the ninja’s katana blades. The ninja’s respond with a flurry of kicks and strikes that is fast enough to connect with the Jedi. Snake Eyes kicks Ki Adi Mundi’s lightsaber out of his hand towards Storm Shadow who catches it just in time to block Shaak Ti’s own lightsaber attack. Snake Eyes then double chops Ki Adi’s large head causing a brain aneurism, killing the Jedi Master. He then picks up the fallen Jedi’s lightsaber and helps Storm Shadow against one of the Jedi Order’s greatest lightsaber duelist. The ninjas are great fighters but are no match at the end against Shaak Ti’s abilities. She strikes down Storm Shadow, and then dispatches the silent G.I. Joe. Doc Holliday fires off his two six shot revolvers at amazing speeds, shooting down Fell Beast #3. The Predators finally climb up on top of the two Fell Beasts and direct them into a full dive right at Arisia and Martian Manhunter. All of a sudden the two remaining Sandworms blast out of the sand and swallow both the Fell Beasts and the Predators. The Sandworms then continue their carnage by eating RVD (Go ahead Joe, do the thumb point, we’ll wait. R. V. D. Done? Can we continue? Ok, thanks.) and Sabu. The latter actually jumps into the mouth of Sandworm #17. (Man wasn’t that an EXTREME move?) Beachhead, Rambo, and Doc Holliday all double back to Lex Luthor and Mephisto for further instructions. They are cut off by Thor who uses Mjolnir to bash Beachhead’s…well… head in. He then punches Doc Holliday in the gut so hard that he finally actually coughs his lungs right up onto the sand. Rambo attempts to fight the Norse God but is sideswiped by Martian Manhunter. Rambo is killed when J’onn J’onzz blasts him with his eye beams. Arisia is attacked by Lex Luthor. He is able to land some powerful blows with his armor, but the Green Lantern impales him with a lance made out of green energy. Hal Jordan goes to confront his former lover but is blasted by Sauron. The Green Lantern tries to fight back, but since the One Ring is made of gold (and evil gold at that) he is greatly struggling. Sauron wails on Jordan with his mace and is blasting him with a constant stream of evil magic. Sauron then picks Hal Jordan up and throws him at the Terminators. Hal manages to pull up a force field at the last second, but in doing so, destroys his two teammates. A broken and bloodied Jordan refuses to stay down. He fires blast after blast at Sauron, slowing him down, but not stopping him. Sauron fills his mace with evil magic and bring it down on the beaten Green Lantern, finally killing him. Mephisto teleports himself in front of Sauron and shows him what true evil is. Mephisto conjures up all of his magic and releases upon Sauron, completely obliterating him. Agent Smith meanwhile, has been able to kill Jedi Youngling #1 and Jedi Master #1. The two final members of Better Than All of You are then surrounded by Shaak Ti, Thor, Arisia, and Martian Manhunter. They prepare themselves for one final attack, but the ground beneath them erupts and Sandworms #15 and 17 consume them.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!
George Washington's Slaves are Shaak Ti, Ki Adi Mundi, Jedi Master #1, Jedi Youngling #1, Fell Beasts #1-6, Sauron, Sandworms #15-20, Duncan Idaho Ghola #7, Thor, Arisia, and Martian Manhunter.
Better Than All of You is instantaneously ambushed by the Sandworms on George Washington’s Slaves. They all scatter to evade the destruction. The Sandworms devour all six Cobra Vipers in an instant. Rambo and Ghost Rider mange to jump aboard two Sandworms. Rambo isn’t able to gain control of the giant creature, so he starts stabbing it repeatedly with his knife. Ghost Rider wraps his Hellfire chain around Sandworm #18 and wrangles control from it. He turns the Sandworm towards its own team. The Sandworm swallows Duncan Idaho Ghola #7 and Thor. The Norse God blast through the Sandworm’s stomach, killing it. Ghost Rider leaps off of the dead monster and is attacked by Jedi Master #1 and is cut in half by his lightsaber. Rambo finally manages to kill Sandworm #16 by shoving a grenade into one of the stab wounds he made. Rambo jumps off just before the monster blows up. Predators #1 and 2 shoot the sand with their rocket launchers in order to cause the Sandworms to expose themselves again. This is exactly what happens. The Predators then pull out their maker hooks, which they acquired from earlier hunts on Arrakis. They both leap onto the Sandworms and dig the hooks deep into them. They steer them into each other killing Sandworms #19 and 20. The Predators then fire grappling hooks at Fell Beasts #1 and 2’s who are soaring high above the desert. They are pulled into the air by the beasts. Shaak Ti and Ki Adi Mundi are attacked by blood brothers Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. The Jedi’s lightsabers easily cut through the ninja’s katana blades. The ninja’s respond with a flurry of kicks and strikes that is fast enough to connect with the Jedi. Snake Eyes kicks Ki Adi Mundi’s lightsaber out of his hand towards Storm Shadow who catches it just in time to block Shaak Ti’s own lightsaber attack. Snake Eyes then double chops Ki Adi’s large head causing a brain aneurism, killing the Jedi Master. He then picks up the fallen Jedi’s lightsaber and helps Storm Shadow against one of the Jedi Order’s greatest lightsaber duelist. The ninjas are great fighters but are no match at the end against Shaak Ti’s abilities. She strikes down Storm Shadow, and then dispatches the silent G.I. Joe. Doc Holliday fires off his two six shot revolvers at amazing speeds, shooting down Fell Beast #3. The Predators finally climb up on top of the two Fell Beasts and direct them into a full dive right at Arisia and Martian Manhunter. All of a sudden the two remaining Sandworms blast out of the sand and swallow both the Fell Beasts and the Predators. The Sandworms then continue their carnage by eating RVD (Go ahead Joe, do the thumb point, we’ll wait. R. V. D. Done? Can we continue? Ok, thanks.) and Sabu. The latter actually jumps into the mouth of Sandworm #17. (Man wasn’t that an EXTREME move?) Beachhead, Rambo, and Doc Holliday all double back to Lex Luthor and Mephisto for further instructions. They are cut off by Thor who uses Mjolnir to bash Beachhead’s…well… head in. He then punches Doc Holliday in the gut so hard that he finally actually coughs his lungs right up onto the sand. Rambo attempts to fight the Norse God but is sideswiped by Martian Manhunter. Rambo is killed when J’onn J’onzz blasts him with his eye beams. Arisia is attacked by Lex Luthor. He is able to land some powerful blows with his armor, but the Green Lantern impales him with a lance made out of green energy. Hal Jordan goes to confront his former lover but is blasted by Sauron. The Green Lantern tries to fight back, but since the One Ring is made of gold (and evil gold at that) he is greatly struggling. Sauron wails on Jordan with his mace and is blasting him with a constant stream of evil magic. Sauron then picks Hal Jordan up and throws him at the Terminators. Hal manages to pull up a force field at the last second, but in doing so, destroys his two teammates. A broken and bloodied Jordan refuses to stay down. He fires blast after blast at Sauron, slowing him down, but not stopping him. Sauron fills his mace with evil magic and bring it down on the beaten Green Lantern, finally killing him. Mephisto teleports himself in front of Sauron and shows him what true evil is. Mephisto conjures up all of his magic and releases upon Sauron, completely obliterating him. Agent Smith meanwhile, has been able to kill Jedi Youngling #1 and Jedi Master #1. The two final members of Better Than All of You are then surrounded by Shaak Ti, Thor, Arisia, and Martian Manhunter. They prepare themselves for one final attack, but the ground beneath them erupts and Sandworms #15 and 17 consume them.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Syracuse Valley
Hannah Montana and Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos is Dave Bowman, Qui Gon Jinn, Dr. Alan Grant, Dr. Ellie Sattler, Juda Ben Hur, Bizarro Superman, General Grievous, Azeem, Ms. Marvel, Maxima, Angel, Black Dragon #1, Hannah Montana, Jar Jar Binks, Dozer #1, Thundarr the Barbarian, Princess Ariel, Ookla the Mok, The Herculoids w/Humanoids: Zok, Igoo, Tundro, Gloop, Gleep, Zandor, Tarra, and Dorno, Horse #12-15.
The Syracuse Valley is Omega Red, Darth Maul, Sith Lord #4 (Darth Rave), Casey Jones, Splinter, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, & Raphael, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, & Ratbat, Master Chief, Nightcrawler, Venom, Zit, Rash, & Pimple, Star Fox, Sonic the Hedgehog & Tails, Bossk, Mcgruff the Crime Dog, Xenomorph #85, Fire Bros. #1 & 2, Little Goomba #1, Moritanti Soldier #1, & Treasure Troll #4.
Riding on his chariot, Juda Ben Hur leads the charge for his team against the hungry Syracuse Valley. Both are coming off losses in last week’s battles. The Commandos are trying to clinch their division, and a victory here in the sand would bring them closer to that goal. Ben Hur races towards the enemy and tramples Little Goomba #1 beneath his horses’ hooves. He then hurls his spear with great accuracy, impaling Master Chief. This death comes as a major shock to the rest of the Syracuse Valley. The remainder of the Commandos blitz the stunned Valley and tear through their ranks. Tundro spins his head at blinding speed, drilling it directly into Soundwave’s chest, who did not have time to eject more than just Rumble and Frenzy. Zok flies overhead with Black Dragon #1 and they lay waste to the Battletoads with a combo of fire and acid breath. As they fly away, Zok fires a laser beam from his tail, killing Casey Jones. Star Fox takes aim and, along with Bossk, shoots and kills Zandor, Tarra and Dorno. This sends Igoo into a primal rage, due to his fondness and devotion to Tarra. He crushes Star Fox, rips Bossk in half, and “takes a bite” out of McGruff. Ben Hur steers his chariot around for another pass but his horses are all killed by the twirling lightsabers of Darth Maul and his apprentice, Darth Rave. Ben Hur is thrown from his chariot. Darth Maul goes to finish off Juda but is blocked by a familiar green lightsaber. Qui Gon Jinn’s. “I believe we have unfinished business, you and I,” says the Jedi Master. Darth Rave attempts to ambush Qui Gon from behind, but is intercepted by Thundarr the Barbarian. Rave’s two lightsabers clash with Thundarr’s Sun-Sword. Rave is able to move around much more fluidly than the aggressive barbarian, almost dancing around him. Qui Gon and Darth Maul battle each other much like they did on Tatooine, but Qui Gon is prepared for this battle. (By the way, go ahead and begin listening to “Duel of the Fates” by John Williams if you own it.) Anyways, back to the awesome fight. With the open desert backdrop, Qui Gon is able to freely utilize his Form IV practices. He is able to blind even the agile Darth Maul with a flurry of acrobatic flips and jumps, while constantly being on the offensive. This catches Darth Maul completely off guard. Maul reacts with anger and frustration. This is where his downfall begins. Qui Gon cuts Maul’s lightsaber in half as he flips over his head. Then he force pushes him off of his feet. When the Sith Lord attempts to flip back up on his feet, he is met with an ironic lightsaber right through his stomach. Qui Gon moves to aid Thundarr who is losing his fight with the faster and more agile Darth Rave. “Wait for my signal Thundarr,” says Qui Gon. The arrogant and relatively inexperienced Rave fires his specially modified lightsabers at both opponents. “Now!” shouts Qui Gon, as both he and Thundarr dodge the oncoming lightsaber blades. They simultaneously cut the chains attached to Rave’s lightsabers and quickly finish off the Sith Lord. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles along with Splinter then spring into action. Raphael immediately punts Dozer #1 into next week. Splinter and Azeem square off with great respect and honor. Splinter defeats him after he butterfly kicks Azeem’s sword out of his hands, and drives his cane sword into Azeem’s heart. Ms. Marvel and Maxima team up to eliminate Donatello and Michelangelo. Gloop and Gleep split themselves into multiples smaller protoplastic creatures. They form themselves into sharp spikes and launch themselves at Leo and Raph, killing the last two Turtles. Jar Jar Binks was killed in the meantime by Treasure Troll #4 in a battle over who was the more useless character out on the battlefield. The Treasure Troll is then picked up by Bizarro and stuffed into his pocket. The Treasure Troll suffocates due to Bizarro’s backwards thinking. (i.e. Superman always washes his tights, so Bizarro… well you get the point.) Bizarro then flies through the Fire Brothers’ barrage of fire balls and freezes them with his freeze vision. General Grievous eviscerates Xenomorph #85 with his four lightsabers but is then decapitated by Nightcrawler who teleported behind him. Dr. Alan Grant and Dr. Ellie Sattler tackle Moritani Soldier #1 to the ground. Grant pulls the Raptor claw from his pocket and cuts the Soldier across the belly, spilling his intestines. Sonic the Hedgehog is now racing around the Commandos at such high speeds, causing a sandstorm engulfing the battlefield. This allows Nightcrawler, Venom and Omega Red to go on the offensive. Omega Red snares Maxima and drains the life force from her. Venom rips Hannah Montana’s head from Miley Cyrus’s body. Nightcrawler teleports behind Dave Bowman but is bitten by Angel who was backing the Starchild up. He finishes the mutant quickly. The Venom Symbiote sees that Dave Bowman is the ultimate host and tries to bond with him. Bowman simply removes Venom from this plane of existence. Rumble and Frenzy team up against Ookla the Mok, but are blasted by Princess Ariel’s magic. Rumble manages to shoot Ariel, before he and Frenzy are crushed by Ookla. Omega Red leaps behind the huge Mok and snaps his spine. He then attracts the attention of the Black Dragon. The dragon tries to spray Omega Red with acid but he evades the attack. Instead, the dragon kills Dr. Sattler and Dr. Grant with the acid. Bizarro grabs Omega Red’s tentacles and yanks him to the ground, crushing Tails actually. Black Dragon then lands in front of his prey, melting him with a full blast of acid. Splinter makes a valiant last stand, but Juda Ben Hur and Qui Gon Jinn end his life quickly, out of respect for the ninja master.
HANNAH MONTANA AND BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Syracuse Valley is Omega Red, Darth Maul, Sith Lord #4 (Darth Rave), Casey Jones, Splinter, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, & Raphael, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, & Ratbat, Master Chief, Nightcrawler, Venom, Zit, Rash, & Pimple, Star Fox, Sonic the Hedgehog & Tails, Bossk, Mcgruff the Crime Dog, Xenomorph #85, Fire Bros. #1 & 2, Little Goomba #1, Moritanti Soldier #1, & Treasure Troll #4.
Riding on his chariot, Juda Ben Hur leads the charge for his team against the hungry Syracuse Valley. Both are coming off losses in last week’s battles. The Commandos are trying to clinch their division, and a victory here in the sand would bring them closer to that goal. Ben Hur races towards the enemy and tramples Little Goomba #1 beneath his horses’ hooves. He then hurls his spear with great accuracy, impaling Master Chief. This death comes as a major shock to the rest of the Syracuse Valley. The remainder of the Commandos blitz the stunned Valley and tear through their ranks. Tundro spins his head at blinding speed, drilling it directly into Soundwave’s chest, who did not have time to eject more than just Rumble and Frenzy. Zok flies overhead with Black Dragon #1 and they lay waste to the Battletoads with a combo of fire and acid breath. As they fly away, Zok fires a laser beam from his tail, killing Casey Jones. Star Fox takes aim and, along with Bossk, shoots and kills Zandor, Tarra and Dorno. This sends Igoo into a primal rage, due to his fondness and devotion to Tarra. He crushes Star Fox, rips Bossk in half, and “takes a bite” out of McGruff. Ben Hur steers his chariot around for another pass but his horses are all killed by the twirling lightsabers of Darth Maul and his apprentice, Darth Rave. Ben Hur is thrown from his chariot. Darth Maul goes to finish off Juda but is blocked by a familiar green lightsaber. Qui Gon Jinn’s. “I believe we have unfinished business, you and I,” says the Jedi Master. Darth Rave attempts to ambush Qui Gon from behind, but is intercepted by Thundarr the Barbarian. Rave’s two lightsabers clash with Thundarr’s Sun-Sword. Rave is able to move around much more fluidly than the aggressive barbarian, almost dancing around him. Qui Gon and Darth Maul battle each other much like they did on Tatooine, but Qui Gon is prepared for this battle. (By the way, go ahead and begin listening to “Duel of the Fates” by John Williams if you own it.) Anyways, back to the awesome fight. With the open desert backdrop, Qui Gon is able to freely utilize his Form IV practices. He is able to blind even the agile Darth Maul with a flurry of acrobatic flips and jumps, while constantly being on the offensive. This catches Darth Maul completely off guard. Maul reacts with anger and frustration. This is where his downfall begins. Qui Gon cuts Maul’s lightsaber in half as he flips over his head. Then he force pushes him off of his feet. When the Sith Lord attempts to flip back up on his feet, he is met with an ironic lightsaber right through his stomach. Qui Gon moves to aid Thundarr who is losing his fight with the faster and more agile Darth Rave. “Wait for my signal Thundarr,” says Qui Gon. The arrogant and relatively inexperienced Rave fires his specially modified lightsabers at both opponents. “Now!” shouts Qui Gon, as both he and Thundarr dodge the oncoming lightsaber blades. They simultaneously cut the chains attached to Rave’s lightsabers and quickly finish off the Sith Lord. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles along with Splinter then spring into action. Raphael immediately punts Dozer #1 into next week. Splinter and Azeem square off with great respect and honor. Splinter defeats him after he butterfly kicks Azeem’s sword out of his hands, and drives his cane sword into Azeem’s heart. Ms. Marvel and Maxima team up to eliminate Donatello and Michelangelo. Gloop and Gleep split themselves into multiples smaller protoplastic creatures. They form themselves into sharp spikes and launch themselves at Leo and Raph, killing the last two Turtles. Jar Jar Binks was killed in the meantime by Treasure Troll #4 in a battle over who was the more useless character out on the battlefield. The Treasure Troll is then picked up by Bizarro and stuffed into his pocket. The Treasure Troll suffocates due to Bizarro’s backwards thinking. (i.e. Superman always washes his tights, so Bizarro… well you get the point.) Bizarro then flies through the Fire Brothers’ barrage of fire balls and freezes them with his freeze vision. General Grievous eviscerates Xenomorph #85 with his four lightsabers but is then decapitated by Nightcrawler who teleported behind him. Dr. Alan Grant and Dr. Ellie Sattler tackle Moritani Soldier #1 to the ground. Grant pulls the Raptor claw from his pocket and cuts the Soldier across the belly, spilling his intestines. Sonic the Hedgehog is now racing around the Commandos at such high speeds, causing a sandstorm engulfing the battlefield. This allows Nightcrawler, Venom and Omega Red to go on the offensive. Omega Red snares Maxima and drains the life force from her. Venom rips Hannah Montana’s head from Miley Cyrus’s body. Nightcrawler teleports behind Dave Bowman but is bitten by Angel who was backing the Starchild up. He finishes the mutant quickly. The Venom Symbiote sees that Dave Bowman is the ultimate host and tries to bond with him. Bowman simply removes Venom from this plane of existence. Rumble and Frenzy team up against Ookla the Mok, but are blasted by Princess Ariel’s magic. Rumble manages to shoot Ariel, before he and Frenzy are crushed by Ookla. Omega Red leaps behind the huge Mok and snaps his spine. He then attracts the attention of the Black Dragon. The dragon tries to spray Omega Red with acid but he evades the attack. Instead, the dragon kills Dr. Sattler and Dr. Grant with the acid. Bizarro grabs Omega Red’s tentacles and yanks him to the ground, crushing Tails actually. Black Dragon then lands in front of his prey, melting him with a full blast of acid. Splinter makes a valiant last stand, but Juda Ben Hur and Qui Gon Jinn end his life quickly, out of respect for the ninja master.
HANNAH MONTANA AND BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Reign Supremacy V. The Outsiders
Reign Supremacy is Batman (designated leader) & Robin, Iron Man, Cyborg Superman, The Crew of Serenity: Capt. Malcom Reynolds, Zoe, Wash, Jane, Simon, River, Kaylee, Anora, & Book, Ape Soldier #1-24, Zombie #1 & 2, Elite Clone Trooper #21, & Ewok #49.
The Outsiders are Mace Windu (designated leader), Ares: god of war, Apollo, Fremen #1-12, Skorpinok, Ajax, Barbarossa, Gimli son of Gloin, Duncan Idaho Ghola #4, & Brandon Inge.
In Mace Windu's original plan he was going to take on Cyborg Superman himself but Head Coach Bill Walsh wanted to try something different. His plan was to throw pure size at the half robot half Superman clone and to have the 2 Cymeks as well as Skorpinok triple team him. This bothered General Windu but he dealt with it and as the battle begins he carries out the orders as planned and tells the huge metal machines to not let him down. Cyborg Superman is ready to meet this challenge head on as he zips toward the massive monstrosities and starts flying circles around them. Skorpinok in his mobile form takes the center as Barbarrossa in a flying combat module comes from above and Ajax in his hugest tank like Cymek-body comes creaping up from behind. Cyborg Superman flies in with his heat vision proceeding him toward the chest of the huge Decepticon and then hits him with a barrage of building leveling punches. He instantly starts doing massive damage to Skorpinock and renders him almost completely useless. His head, Lord Zarock transforms into robot form and jumps onto Cyborg Superman from above. Lord Zarock may be much smaller than Skorpinock as a whole but he still is larger than Cyborg Superman which is how his metal body pushes the cyborg to the ground, not severely harming him but at least pinning him down momentarily. Lord Zarock is slightly damaged by this but he is still alive when the 2 Cymeks fire an ungodly amount of fire power down on to the 2 of them. This amazing display of weaponry could have maybe been survived by the true Superman but something in the Cyborg Superman could not and he dies. Batman and Robin move quickly as they swoop in to fight Ares but the god of war is prepared as he uses his shield to block the initail hits from Batman's arm spikes and Robin's staff. In a moment of military genius he uses Batman's weakness against him as he grabs a hold of Robin and pins him to a rock with his shield. Instead of going in for the kill Batman attempts to save Robin which is when Ares puts his Olympian Axe into the unprotected face of Batman. He is maniacaly laughing as he then finishes off the boy wonder. Iron Man lays down a supressing fire at the 2 Greek gods with his vast array of weaponry but true, good old-fashioned brute force seems to prove much more useful in this instance as Apollo uses his amazing athletic ability to leap several yards into the air and grab onto Iron Man. Apollo uses the strength gifted to him by his father Zues to try and reveal Tony Stark's mere humanity and pull the helmet off of Iron Man. At least that is what he was trying to do but the whole head came off instead ( I guess that works too). Mace Windu is being a good little jedi and still doing what he can to dispell the anger that he feels toward Coach Walsh after giving the glory to those darn robots instead of him which is why he does not really even pay a whole lot of attention to what he is doing as he uses his lightsaber to block the bullets shot at him by Mal, Zoe, & Jane. He easily mows through not only them but also Simon, Anora, Book, Kaylee & Wash. River is a different stroy though: He actually has to pay a little bit of attention when he defeats her by cutting off her head. The Ape Soldiers start charging at Gimli, Duncan Idaho, and Brandon Inge. Inge starts to seem a little nervous as they are outnumbered 8 to 1 but Gimli yells "hold your ground lad, we can take them". Duncan Idaho thinks that comment rather foolish but he respects Gimli's spirit so he keeps the thought to himself. As Gimli and Idaho are about to charge into what they assume will be their final battle their Fremen allies who they did not even see camoflauged in the dessert sands pop out and engage the Apes. Although the apes are bigger, stronger, and more coordinated than any human, and they outnumber the Fremen 2 to 1 the Fremen are such fierce fighters and so comfortable in this harsh setting that they do not lose a single man in the fairly quick battle with the super-advanced apes. Gimli appears furious as he yells "Damned Fremen didn't even leave any for us" to his homeboy Duncan Idaho #4 as he first hacks at the knees of the 2 zombies with his axe to bring them down low enough so he can chop off their heads. While he is doing this Duncan Idaho slips his dagger into a weak spot in the armor of Elite Clone Trooper #21 and Brandon Inge uses his favorite aluminum practice bat to cave in the skull of Ewok #49.
THE OUTSIDERS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Outsiders are Mace Windu (designated leader), Ares: god of war, Apollo, Fremen #1-12, Skorpinok, Ajax, Barbarossa, Gimli son of Gloin, Duncan Idaho Ghola #4, & Brandon Inge.
In Mace Windu's original plan he was going to take on Cyborg Superman himself but Head Coach Bill Walsh wanted to try something different. His plan was to throw pure size at the half robot half Superman clone and to have the 2 Cymeks as well as Skorpinok triple team him. This bothered General Windu but he dealt with it and as the battle begins he carries out the orders as planned and tells the huge metal machines to not let him down. Cyborg Superman is ready to meet this challenge head on as he zips toward the massive monstrosities and starts flying circles around them. Skorpinok in his mobile form takes the center as Barbarrossa in a flying combat module comes from above and Ajax in his hugest tank like Cymek-body comes creaping up from behind. Cyborg Superman flies in with his heat vision proceeding him toward the chest of the huge Decepticon and then hits him with a barrage of building leveling punches. He instantly starts doing massive damage to Skorpinock and renders him almost completely useless. His head, Lord Zarock transforms into robot form and jumps onto Cyborg Superman from above. Lord Zarock may be much smaller than Skorpinock as a whole but he still is larger than Cyborg Superman which is how his metal body pushes the cyborg to the ground, not severely harming him but at least pinning him down momentarily. Lord Zarock is slightly damaged by this but he is still alive when the 2 Cymeks fire an ungodly amount of fire power down on to the 2 of them. This amazing display of weaponry could have maybe been survived by the true Superman but something in the Cyborg Superman could not and he dies. Batman and Robin move quickly as they swoop in to fight Ares but the god of war is prepared as he uses his shield to block the initail hits from Batman's arm spikes and Robin's staff. In a moment of military genius he uses Batman's weakness against him as he grabs a hold of Robin and pins him to a rock with his shield. Instead of going in for the kill Batman attempts to save Robin which is when Ares puts his Olympian Axe into the unprotected face of Batman. He is maniacaly laughing as he then finishes off the boy wonder. Iron Man lays down a supressing fire at the 2 Greek gods with his vast array of weaponry but true, good old-fashioned brute force seems to prove much more useful in this instance as Apollo uses his amazing athletic ability to leap several yards into the air and grab onto Iron Man. Apollo uses the strength gifted to him by his father Zues to try and reveal Tony Stark's mere humanity and pull the helmet off of Iron Man. At least that is what he was trying to do but the whole head came off instead ( I guess that works too). Mace Windu is being a good little jedi and still doing what he can to dispell the anger that he feels toward Coach Walsh after giving the glory to those darn robots instead of him which is why he does not really even pay a whole lot of attention to what he is doing as he uses his lightsaber to block the bullets shot at him by Mal, Zoe, & Jane. He easily mows through not only them but also Simon, Anora, Book, Kaylee & Wash. River is a different stroy though: He actually has to pay a little bit of attention when he defeats her by cutting off her head. The Ape Soldiers start charging at Gimli, Duncan Idaho, and Brandon Inge. Inge starts to seem a little nervous as they are outnumbered 8 to 1 but Gimli yells "hold your ground lad, we can take them". Duncan Idaho thinks that comment rather foolish but he respects Gimli's spirit so he keeps the thought to himself. As Gimli and Idaho are about to charge into what they assume will be their final battle their Fremen allies who they did not even see camoflauged in the dessert sands pop out and engage the Apes. Although the apes are bigger, stronger, and more coordinated than any human, and they outnumber the Fremen 2 to 1 the Fremen are such fierce fighters and so comfortable in this harsh setting that they do not lose a single man in the fairly quick battle with the super-advanced apes. Gimli appears furious as he yells "Damned Fremen didn't even leave any for us" to his homeboy Duncan Idaho #4 as he first hacks at the knees of the 2 zombies with his axe to bring them down low enough so he can chop off their heads. While he is doing this Duncan Idaho slips his dagger into a weak spot in the armor of Elite Clone Trooper #21 and Brandon Inge uses his favorite aluminum practice bat to cave in the skull of Ewok #49.
THE OUTSIDERS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Brock Samopson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Brock Sampson, Guy Gardner & G'Nort, Kyle Rayner, Ted Nugent, King Leonidas, Jedi Master #20, Ginaz Swordsmen #10, Dorf, The Planeteers, Mystery Inc.: Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, & Scooby-Doo w/ Scooby Dumb, Rancor #1 & 2, Ron Popeil, Sandworm #1-3, U.S. Marine #1 & 2, & Ewok #4 & 5.
Le' Napoleon Brigade is Allia Atredies, Duncan Idaho Mentat Ghola #12, Hecate, Obi Wan Kenobi, Even Piel, Skyfire, Gandalf w/ Shadowfax, Aragorn, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, Atreides Soldier #1-10, Alan Scott, Silver Dragon #1, & Teela.
Everyone on both teams scatter as the 3 giant sandworms emerge out of the sand and come crashing onto the ground. The Planeteers begin to say "Earth, Wind, Wa....." but they all get eaten by Sandworm #2 on the way to consuming all 10 of the shocked Atredies Soldiers. Allia Atreides grabs her fremkit and then sets a thumper to summon the mighty Shai Halud. Sandworm #1 comes rolling towards the area where she is standing and she climbs on top of the giant beast of the dessert just as she was shown to do by the leaders of her sietch when she was just a little girl. The Silver Dragon flies in toward the 2 Rancor's who are eating the 2 ewoks from their own team. The dragon starts to blow fire at them but the 2 Rancor's pull the dragon out of the sky and maul it to death before they begin their feast. Alan Scott takes to the air to fight Kyle Rayner. Now lets just cut the crap and talk on real terms for a minute, shall we. I am 27 year old hall of fame geek and I am writing about these 2 particular Green Lanterns, who do you think is going to win. The Golden Age Green Lantern beats the crap out of the modern age Green Lantern, The End. Gandalf rides up on Shadowfax with Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl running behind them to do battle with Guy Gardner and G'Nort. This looks like it is shaping up to be a great fight as Sandworm #3 pops out of the sand and consumes all of them in his mammoth jaw. Duncan Idaho does a mentat projection and tells Teela, Obi Wan and Even Piel that it looks to him like their is somewhere between a .000001 and .000004% chance that any of the 4 of them will get out of this battle alive so Even Piel suggests that they try to take out as many of the murderflies as they can before they die. Obi Wan is about to remind him that jedi do not try, they do but he had second thoughts and just went along with the plan instead of being a naysayer when Teela appeared to be so gung-ho about the idea. Ron Popeil is cruising around in the prototype "Sand-Submarine" 3000 when he finds out that Sandworms can just as easily eat you below the sand as above it (Bummer). Duncan, Teela, Obi Wan, and Even Piel attack. Duncan Idaho and Teela double team King Leonidas who is thoroughly enjoying the carnage of this insane battle but Brock Sampson avenges his head coach by shooting Teela. Obi Wan kills Jedi Master #20 in a lightsaber duel and Even Piel kills Ginaz Swordsmen #10 by using his short stature to get underneath his defenses. Alan Scott decides that it is time to try to fight back against the sandworms and starts flying at Sandworm #2, but Brock Sampson throws a knife into the Golden Age Green Lantern's eye and kills him before he can do anything to the Murderflies favorite pets. Fred and Velma tell Scoob and Shag to let the Rancor's chase them toward Le' Napoleon Brigade (Zoinks)! Scooby Dumb goes with them but only goes a couple of steps before Rancor #1 catches him and swallows him whole. They see Aragorn on the horizon and begin running towards him. Shaggy and his best pal Scooby-Doo prove that they are fast enought to outrun 2 Rancors but unfortunetely none of them were fast enough to get away from Sandworm #1 who Allia has still not completely got under her control with her maker hooks. The Sandworm eats Scooby, Shaggy, Rancor #1 & 2, and Aragorn. Hecate decides that she must make a sacrifice but does not know if she is powerful enough to do it on her own. Hecate, via radio tells this dilemma to Skyfire who has been flanking her since the begining of the match when they took to the air to get away from Sandworms. Skyfire assures the great former Titan that he is willing to do whatever she feels is necessary. Hecate ponders for a couple of minutes and digs deep into her many-millenia old mind when she leads Skyfire on an attack of Sandworm #3. They fly toward the massive animal who had just resurfaced to crush the 2 Marines and Duncan Idaho. They begin using all the fire power they had to try to bring down the Sandworm but the only thing that worked is when they both made the ultimate sacrifice by crashing right into the front of the giant worm. They of course die in the crash but they at least take the mighty worm with them. The maker hooks are set and although it somewhat pains Allia to do this to Shai Halud she is not allowing the worm to go back into the sand by keeping its pores open and exposed to the air as she rides the worm throughout the dunes. Brock Sampson leads Dorf, the rifle wielding Nugent and what is left of Mystery Inc. in a final charge against Obi Wan and Even Piel but no matter how hard Brock tries, he cannot get it through the heads of the Sandworms that they are on his team. The even pattern of the running by both sides draws Sandworm #2 out of the ground to protect her territory, and protect her territory it does as it proves Idaho's mentat projection correct and destroys Kenobi, Piel, Sampson, Nugent, Fred, Daphne, Velma, & Dorf. Although this is what the completely exhausted Allia was waiting for as she directs the much larger, but dying Sandworm #1 into the side of Sandworm #2 with its massive jaw wide open and crysknife-ready teeth exposed. In a cataclysmic collssion Allia is roughly thrown from the Sandworm as it bites down on the other worm in a fierce final attack for survival and territorial dominance. Allia bounces off of the sand breaking several bones on impact as well as suffering much internal trauma which her body struggles to correct with her Bene Gesserit taught self-healing abilities. Several Hours later Allia regains conciousness to find that no one else on the battlefield is alive and that.......
LE NAPOLEON BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
Le' Napoleon Brigade is Allia Atredies, Duncan Idaho Mentat Ghola #12, Hecate, Obi Wan Kenobi, Even Piel, Skyfire, Gandalf w/ Shadowfax, Aragorn, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, Atreides Soldier #1-10, Alan Scott, Silver Dragon #1, & Teela.
Everyone on both teams scatter as the 3 giant sandworms emerge out of the sand and come crashing onto the ground. The Planeteers begin to say "Earth, Wind, Wa....." but they all get eaten by Sandworm #2 on the way to consuming all 10 of the shocked Atredies Soldiers. Allia Atreides grabs her fremkit and then sets a thumper to summon the mighty Shai Halud. Sandworm #1 comes rolling towards the area where she is standing and she climbs on top of the giant beast of the dessert just as she was shown to do by the leaders of her sietch when she was just a little girl. The Silver Dragon flies in toward the 2 Rancor's who are eating the 2 ewoks from their own team. The dragon starts to blow fire at them but the 2 Rancor's pull the dragon out of the sky and maul it to death before they begin their feast. Alan Scott takes to the air to fight Kyle Rayner. Now lets just cut the crap and talk on real terms for a minute, shall we. I am 27 year old hall of fame geek and I am writing about these 2 particular Green Lanterns, who do you think is going to win. The Golden Age Green Lantern beats the crap out of the modern age Green Lantern, The End. Gandalf rides up on Shadowfax with Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl running behind them to do battle with Guy Gardner and G'Nort. This looks like it is shaping up to be a great fight as Sandworm #3 pops out of the sand and consumes all of them in his mammoth jaw. Duncan Idaho does a mentat projection and tells Teela, Obi Wan and Even Piel that it looks to him like their is somewhere between a .000001 and .000004% chance that any of the 4 of them will get out of this battle alive so Even Piel suggests that they try to take out as many of the murderflies as they can before they die. Obi Wan is about to remind him that jedi do not try, they do but he had second thoughts and just went along with the plan instead of being a naysayer when Teela appeared to be so gung-ho about the idea. Ron Popeil is cruising around in the prototype "Sand-Submarine" 3000 when he finds out that Sandworms can just as easily eat you below the sand as above it (Bummer). Duncan, Teela, Obi Wan, and Even Piel attack. Duncan Idaho and Teela double team King Leonidas who is thoroughly enjoying the carnage of this insane battle but Brock Sampson avenges his head coach by shooting Teela. Obi Wan kills Jedi Master #20 in a lightsaber duel and Even Piel kills Ginaz Swordsmen #10 by using his short stature to get underneath his defenses. Alan Scott decides that it is time to try to fight back against the sandworms and starts flying at Sandworm #2, but Brock Sampson throws a knife into the Golden Age Green Lantern's eye and kills him before he can do anything to the Murderflies favorite pets. Fred and Velma tell Scoob and Shag to let the Rancor's chase them toward Le' Napoleon Brigade (Zoinks)! Scooby Dumb goes with them but only goes a couple of steps before Rancor #1 catches him and swallows him whole. They see Aragorn on the horizon and begin running towards him. Shaggy and his best pal Scooby-Doo prove that they are fast enought to outrun 2 Rancors but unfortunetely none of them were fast enough to get away from Sandworm #1 who Allia has still not completely got under her control with her maker hooks. The Sandworm eats Scooby, Shaggy, Rancor #1 & 2, and Aragorn. Hecate decides that she must make a sacrifice but does not know if she is powerful enough to do it on her own. Hecate, via radio tells this dilemma to Skyfire who has been flanking her since the begining of the match when they took to the air to get away from Sandworms. Skyfire assures the great former Titan that he is willing to do whatever she feels is necessary. Hecate ponders for a couple of minutes and digs deep into her many-millenia old mind when she leads Skyfire on an attack of Sandworm #3. They fly toward the massive animal who had just resurfaced to crush the 2 Marines and Duncan Idaho. They begin using all the fire power they had to try to bring down the Sandworm but the only thing that worked is when they both made the ultimate sacrifice by crashing right into the front of the giant worm. They of course die in the crash but they at least take the mighty worm with them. The maker hooks are set and although it somewhat pains Allia to do this to Shai Halud she is not allowing the worm to go back into the sand by keeping its pores open and exposed to the air as she rides the worm throughout the dunes. Brock Sampson leads Dorf, the rifle wielding Nugent and what is left of Mystery Inc. in a final charge against Obi Wan and Even Piel but no matter how hard Brock tries, he cannot get it through the heads of the Sandworms that they are on his team. The even pattern of the running by both sides draws Sandworm #2 out of the ground to protect her territory, and protect her territory it does as it proves Idaho's mentat projection correct and destroys Kenobi, Piel, Sampson, Nugent, Fred, Daphne, Velma, & Dorf. Although this is what the completely exhausted Allia was waiting for as she directs the much larger, but dying Sandworm #1 into the side of Sandworm #2 with its massive jaw wide open and crysknife-ready teeth exposed. In a cataclysmic collssion Allia is roughly thrown from the Sandworm as it bites down on the other worm in a fierce final attack for survival and territorial dominance. Allia bounces off of the sand breaking several bones on impact as well as suffering much internal trauma which her body struggles to correct with her Bene Gesserit taught self-healing abilities. Several Hours later Allia regains conciousness to find that no one else on the battlefield is alive and that.......
LE NAPOLEON BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
Saturday, April 19, 2008
BREAKING NEWS:
The pictures you see above are the images that Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches had previously accused to be "Photoshopped." We here at Fantasy Fantasy League feel that it is our duty to show these pictures and let YOU the members decide for yourself.
Is it sabotage? Or is it simply a smear campaign by B3 themselves, trying to preserve their undefeated season and public image? Is this a coincidence or are they trying to save face in light of their upcoming battle against Horsemen of Apokolips? (Which some analysts would say is their biggest match of the season thus far.)
Friday, April 18, 2008
PRESS RELEASE:
To all those in the league:
I would like to hold a brief press conference to quash the rumors that have recently surrounded my team.
First: None of the team members have tested "positive" for enhancement drugs! I take these allegations extremely seriously and have re-tested all players to ensure that the battles (from before and in the future) were and are, on an equal playing field and that no one had/has an unfair advantage. I stand by my 7-0 record as being due to the fact that my team is tough and more importantly, plays with heart. . .
Second: It appears that several of my players have been photographed with Hollywood starlets around town. . . Drinking . . . Partying. . . Whoring. . . These photos have ALL been Photo-shopped! An analysis has been conducted by experts hired by myself personally. Please let it be known that the pictures are actually from players on OTHER teams that shall remain nameless. . . and you know who you are(O'Bama; Apokolips; Fred. . . ) OOPS! Sorry to throw you guys under the bus!
Last: My team has not badmouthed or trashtalked notwithstanding their record. As are many professionals philosophies: "We take it game by game. We are not looking at the playoffs until we are in the playoffs. We respect ALL teams. And most important, we have not moved other memorabilia around on our mantel so that the "Fantasy Fantasy Trophy" [which is awesome-word! and profs! to Ryan (the creator)] fits properly.
So, to ALL of you, once again, my team is HONORED to be in this league and looks forward to seeing you at the end of the year festivities (where there is sure to be drinking, partying and whoring)!
G.M.
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyaatches
I would like to hold a brief press conference to quash the rumors that have recently surrounded my team.
First: None of the team members have tested "positive" for enhancement drugs! I take these allegations extremely seriously and have re-tested all players to ensure that the battles (from before and in the future) were and are, on an equal playing field and that no one had/has an unfair advantage. I stand by my 7-0 record as being due to the fact that my team is tough and more importantly, plays with heart. . .
Second: It appears that several of my players have been photographed with Hollywood starlets around town. . . Drinking . . . Partying. . . Whoring. . . These photos have ALL been Photo-shopped! An analysis has been conducted by experts hired by myself personally. Please let it be known that the pictures are actually from players on OTHER teams that shall remain nameless. . . and you know who you are(O'Bama; Apokolips; Fred. . . ) OOPS! Sorry to throw you guys under the bus!
Last: My team has not badmouthed or trashtalked notwithstanding their record. As are many professionals philosophies: "We take it game by game. We are not looking at the playoffs until we are in the playoffs. We respect ALL teams. And most important, we have not moved other memorabilia around on our mantel so that the "Fantasy Fantasy Trophy" [which is awesome-word! and profs! to Ryan (the creator)] fits properly.
So, to ALL of you, once again, my team is HONORED to be in this league and looks forward to seeing you at the end of the year festivities (where there is sure to be drinking, partying and whoring)!
G.M.
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyaatches
The Right Wing Vs. The Legion of Doom
The Right Wing is The Incredible Hulk, Sandstorm, John Stewart, Storm, Duncan Idaho Ghola #6, Nick Houslander & Bear, Army Soldier #131-142, Gold Dragon #11 & 12, Donkey Kong Jr., T-Rex #16-18, Jedi Knight #16 & 17, & Ulysses S. Grant.
The Legion of Doom is Darth Bain, Paul Atreides, Metroplex, Weapon Omega, Wookie Soldier #1-30, Sandman, Atreides Soldier #11, & Treasure Troll #5.
Sandstorm transforms into his dune buggy form and just like last time Ulysses S. Grant along with Nick Houslander, Duncan Idaho, and his special dessert advisor Bear jump in. This time Army Soldier #135 takes Capt. Panaka's spot in the back. They take off toward the army of Wookie Soldiers as fast as the Autobot can carry them as Bear tells them exactly how to navigate the dunes from his extensive knowledge of sandy landscapes from growing up in the dessert-like Bear Land. Sandman begins growing in size and preparing for attack in what is his perfect setting but The Hulk jumps at him ready for battle. The 2 powerhouses trade huge blows with each other but Sandman is able to roll with Hulk's punches by changing his body's density and Hulk is relying on both his tough skin and demeanor to fight through Sandman's attacks. Sandman makes his arm as hard as concrete to bust Hulk in the head which knocks him down but as Sandman makes his whole body solid to finish off the Green Goliath, Hulk grabs a hold of him and throws him at Paul Atreides. As Sandman is in mid-air, him and his teammate Paul both see this coming and take action. Sandman turns back into a finely granualated sand mix which would have saved them both but Paul in an attempt to defend himself turns on his personal Holtzman Shield. When the fast moving sand particles hit the shield they disintegrate on impact without doing any harm to Paul but it does kill the Sandman. Darth Bain moves against the 2 jedi knights with the utmost confidence despite being outnumbered 2 to 1 but John Stewart flies in to lend a hand to his 2 jedi allies. John Stewart sends a couple blasts toward Lord Bain to try and slow him down for the jedi but Bain still manages to defeat them both by stabbing one in the chest and decapitating the other one. John Stewart flies low and with the aid of a battering ram of pure green energy plows through the force push that Darth Bain attempts to use on him. While flying by the ground Stewart picks up the lightsabers of the two dead jedis and coats them with green energy for added impact. He then blasts the hand of Bain with a shot from his ring to disarm the Sith Lord and then finishes him off with the lightsabers as he flies by him at an amazing rate of speed. The Army soldiers release the 2 T-Rexes toward the freshly transformed Metroplex and begin their attack while the 2 Gold Dragon's fly in from the other side to aid them. Metroplex walks up to T-Rex #16 and grabs it by the neck. The huge transformer uses his superior size to throw the dinosaur down on the ground and continues to choke it. It chokes the life out of T-Rex #16 but when Metroplex moves against the other T-Rexes he is slowed down by a barrage of rifle fire from the Army soldiers below him. The .223 caliber shells do not affect him much more than pebbles thrown against a human would but they do act to slow him down slightly and distract the mammoth robot. Metroplex retaliates against the soldiers by stomping on them one at a time until they are destroyed but while he is doing this the 2 Gold Dragons swoop in and hit him with a massive firestorm. In the hot sun of the dry dessert, the fire rages all over the Autobot which makes his metal a little bit more maleable and easier to destroy as the 2 remaining T-Rexes knock down Metroplex with their huge tails. Luckily for The Right Wing the dinosaurs are not intelligent enough to stop biting at the heated up metal as Metroplex pulls them down onto the dessert floor for a wrestling match that ends with no living participants. Sandstorm goes ripping through the sands toward the army of Wookies and takes them by suprise. They drive right into the mix of them running over 6 wookies in the process while Ulysses S. Grant succeeds in not once missing with his 1861 model revolver's 6 shots to take out 5 wookies as well as Atreides Soldier #11. Duncan Idaho manages to get 3 with his maula pistol but does most of his damage with his sword and knife combo that he uses on the wookies passing by as Sandstorm rides up right next to them. Using this method Duncan kills 7 more. Bear grabs an apple out of Nicks camera bag and throws it at Treasure Troll #5's head to kill him but Nick then elbows Bear in the Bircle saying "Nice job Cake, now what am going to eat today"! Bear addresses his distress of this action with a mix of MMMMM's & FFFFFFF's as well as a "Rear Rear" to let Nick know that he is in fact "Sadding" but Nick fixes it all when he lets Bear know that he was after all "Ba Kidding". The real damage to the Wookies is done when Sandstorm spins around and starts driving away which gives Nick and Army Soldier #135 the oppurtunity to shoot out the back of the dune buggy. With Nick using both his 12 & 20 gauge shot guns he takes out 5 (2 with the 12, 1 with the 20, & then 2 more with the 12 that Bear reloaded for him), and Army Soldier #135 uses his M-16 to take out the remaining 4. Weapon Omega starts fighting the Hulk in hopes that he is worn out from his battle with Sandman and actually puts up a decent fight as he evades the punches thrown at him by the Hulk, but it takes more than Sandman and Weapon Omega to wear out the Incredible Hulk and once Hulk does land one of those punches to Weapon Omega's head, that is all it takes to finish him off. Paul Atreides, who despite being born on the watery paradise of Caladan knows the ways of the Fremen as if he was born to them; which is how he fights through the duststorm created by Storm and pops out of the sand next to her. Storm takes to the air in an attempt to get away from the one the Fremen call Usul but as soon as she does Paul throws his crysknife at her and hits her directly underneath the chin (an old habit so she will lose as little amount of blood as possible so her water can be taken by his Fremen Sietch). Paul then recovers his crysknife and moves against Donkey Kong Jr. Paul is in no way scared of the large ape as he moves through the dunes just like Maud Dib, the small dessert animal that his tribe named him after. He proves that the bigger they are the harder they fall as he stabs his crysknife into the chest of Donkey Kong's kid. Paul is a truly great fighter anyone where in the universe, especially the dessert; but it is still not enough to take on Hulk and John Stewart, especially as Sandstorm and the boys pull up to lend a hand. John Stewart binds the noble born son of a duke with a seemingly unbreakable rope of green energy which gives Hulk enough time to square up the fast moving, well-trained fighter and use his fist to cave in his head.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!
The Legion of Doom is Darth Bain, Paul Atreides, Metroplex, Weapon Omega, Wookie Soldier #1-30, Sandman, Atreides Soldier #11, & Treasure Troll #5.
Sandstorm transforms into his dune buggy form and just like last time Ulysses S. Grant along with Nick Houslander, Duncan Idaho, and his special dessert advisor Bear jump in. This time Army Soldier #135 takes Capt. Panaka's spot in the back. They take off toward the army of Wookie Soldiers as fast as the Autobot can carry them as Bear tells them exactly how to navigate the dunes from his extensive knowledge of sandy landscapes from growing up in the dessert-like Bear Land. Sandman begins growing in size and preparing for attack in what is his perfect setting but The Hulk jumps at him ready for battle. The 2 powerhouses trade huge blows with each other but Sandman is able to roll with Hulk's punches by changing his body's density and Hulk is relying on both his tough skin and demeanor to fight through Sandman's attacks. Sandman makes his arm as hard as concrete to bust Hulk in the head which knocks him down but as Sandman makes his whole body solid to finish off the Green Goliath, Hulk grabs a hold of him and throws him at Paul Atreides. As Sandman is in mid-air, him and his teammate Paul both see this coming and take action. Sandman turns back into a finely granualated sand mix which would have saved them both but Paul in an attempt to defend himself turns on his personal Holtzman Shield. When the fast moving sand particles hit the shield they disintegrate on impact without doing any harm to Paul but it does kill the Sandman. Darth Bain moves against the 2 jedi knights with the utmost confidence despite being outnumbered 2 to 1 but John Stewart flies in to lend a hand to his 2 jedi allies. John Stewart sends a couple blasts toward Lord Bain to try and slow him down for the jedi but Bain still manages to defeat them both by stabbing one in the chest and decapitating the other one. John Stewart flies low and with the aid of a battering ram of pure green energy plows through the force push that Darth Bain attempts to use on him. While flying by the ground Stewart picks up the lightsabers of the two dead jedis and coats them with green energy for added impact. He then blasts the hand of Bain with a shot from his ring to disarm the Sith Lord and then finishes him off with the lightsabers as he flies by him at an amazing rate of speed. The Army soldiers release the 2 T-Rexes toward the freshly transformed Metroplex and begin their attack while the 2 Gold Dragon's fly in from the other side to aid them. Metroplex walks up to T-Rex #16 and grabs it by the neck. The huge transformer uses his superior size to throw the dinosaur down on the ground and continues to choke it. It chokes the life out of T-Rex #16 but when Metroplex moves against the other T-Rexes he is slowed down by a barrage of rifle fire from the Army soldiers below him. The .223 caliber shells do not affect him much more than pebbles thrown against a human would but they do act to slow him down slightly and distract the mammoth robot. Metroplex retaliates against the soldiers by stomping on them one at a time until they are destroyed but while he is doing this the 2 Gold Dragons swoop in and hit him with a massive firestorm. In the hot sun of the dry dessert, the fire rages all over the Autobot which makes his metal a little bit more maleable and easier to destroy as the 2 remaining T-Rexes knock down Metroplex with their huge tails. Luckily for The Right Wing the dinosaurs are not intelligent enough to stop biting at the heated up metal as Metroplex pulls them down onto the dessert floor for a wrestling match that ends with no living participants. Sandstorm goes ripping through the sands toward the army of Wookies and takes them by suprise. They drive right into the mix of them running over 6 wookies in the process while Ulysses S. Grant succeeds in not once missing with his 1861 model revolver's 6 shots to take out 5 wookies as well as Atreides Soldier #11. Duncan Idaho manages to get 3 with his maula pistol but does most of his damage with his sword and knife combo that he uses on the wookies passing by as Sandstorm rides up right next to them. Using this method Duncan kills 7 more. Bear grabs an apple out of Nicks camera bag and throws it at Treasure Troll #5's head to kill him but Nick then elbows Bear in the Bircle saying "Nice job Cake, now what am going to eat today"! Bear addresses his distress of this action with a mix of MMMMM's & FFFFFFF's as well as a "Rear Rear" to let Nick know that he is in fact "Sadding" but Nick fixes it all when he lets Bear know that he was after all "Ba Kidding". The real damage to the Wookies is done when Sandstorm spins around and starts driving away which gives Nick and Army Soldier #135 the oppurtunity to shoot out the back of the dune buggy. With Nick using both his 12 & 20 gauge shot guns he takes out 5 (2 with the 12, 1 with the 20, & then 2 more with the 12 that Bear reloaded for him), and Army Soldier #135 uses his M-16 to take out the remaining 4. Weapon Omega starts fighting the Hulk in hopes that he is worn out from his battle with Sandman and actually puts up a decent fight as he evades the punches thrown at him by the Hulk, but it takes more than Sandman and Weapon Omega to wear out the Incredible Hulk and once Hulk does land one of those punches to Weapon Omega's head, that is all it takes to finish him off. Paul Atreides, who despite being born on the watery paradise of Caladan knows the ways of the Fremen as if he was born to them; which is how he fights through the duststorm created by Storm and pops out of the sand next to her. Storm takes to the air in an attempt to get away from the one the Fremen call Usul but as soon as she does Paul throws his crysknife at her and hits her directly underneath the chin (an old habit so she will lose as little amount of blood as possible so her water can be taken by his Fremen Sietch). Paul then recovers his crysknife and moves against Donkey Kong Jr. Paul is in no way scared of the large ape as he moves through the dunes just like Maud Dib, the small dessert animal that his tribe named him after. He proves that the bigger they are the harder they fall as he stabs his crysknife into the chest of Donkey Kong's kid. Paul is a truly great fighter anyone where in the universe, especially the dessert; but it is still not enough to take on Hulk and John Stewart, especially as Sandstorm and the boys pull up to lend a hand. John Stewart binds the noble born son of a duke with a seemingly unbreakable rope of green energy which gives Hulk enough time to square up the fast moving, well-trained fighter and use his fist to cave in his head.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Team Fred Vs. Team
Team Fred is Cyclops (designated leader), Jean Grey, Ice Man, Beast, & Angel, Phoenix, Mimic, Vision, Super Skrull, Master Mold, Ultron, Absorbing Man, Brainiac, Kilowag, Mothra, & Compsognathous #29-40.
Team is Superman (designated leader), The God Emperor Leto II, Original Titan #1 & 2, Evil Paul Atreides Ghola, Neo, Seraph, Luke Skywalker, R2-D2, C-3PO, The Combaticons, Blitzwing, Swoop, Wile E. Coyote, Gannon, John Wayne, Griffin Poteracki, & Fred Baker.
The battle of the extremely clever team names begins with Leto II moving at speeds much faster than the average sandworm underneath the sand toward Team Fred. The God Emperor leaps out of the sand and snatches Angel out of the air, completely consuming him. As he comes crashing down onto Beast, Brainiac; along with Jean Grey and her daughter Rachel Summers try to tap into the mind of the God Emperor in order to destroy this powerful creature from the inside out. The evil Paul ghola witnesses this huge monster, that is actually the son of the original Paul Atreides coming out of the sand. The evil Paul is buried under some sand that would normally not stop anybody but this triggers his genetic memory of his days on Arrakis as the son of Duke Leto. Once these memories are triggered, he along with Jean Grey, Phoenix, and Brainiac all see into the minds of The thousand year old tyrant Leto II and are forced to attempt to go mentally where only a Kwisatz Haderach can go. All 3 of Leto II's opponents, as well as his teammate are killed by trying to attempt this superhuman feat. After seeing all of these characters doubled over in pain and mental anguish Mimic decides that stealing mental powers would probably be a bad idea today. So instead he goes with the powers of Cyclops, Ice Man, Super Skrull, Absorbing Man, and of course Superman. He takes to the air to fight with Superman far above the desert landscape. John Wayne leads Wile E. Coyote, Griffin, & Fred against the 10 Compy's. Griffin jumps into action and starts killing Compys with his bear hands, do to his insistance that "weapons are for wimps", He throws caution to the wind as they nibble on his arms while he is twisting their necks. Griffin kills 5 of the compys but he then dies from the poison inflicted by the compy's venomous bites. Wile E. Coyote spends this time devising a rocket which he blasts at Compy #38 & 39 to kill them. John Wayne kills Compy #29 & 33 with his Coach double barrel 12 gauge and then drops the empty gun to shoot Compy #40 with his six gun. The 2 remaining compy start to lunge at Wayne but Fred tackles him out of the way to save him. Fred then pulls out the derringer that John Wayne gave him at the beginning of the fight and shoots the last 2 compys. Blitzwing, Swoop, & The Combaticons, who just merged to form Bruticus, team up to fight Mothra. Mothra creates a gale with a flap of his wings which causes Swoop to lose control. Mothra then shoots Swoop with a beam of energy from his antennae and destroys him. It seems as though Mothra is now outnumbered 2 to 1 but Kilowag flies in to lend a hand to his monster-insect teammate. Bruticus breaks through the gale force winds to punch Mothra in the stomach but Kilowag concentrates all of his will and hits Bruticus with a giant fist of green energy that completely blows the gestalt to pieces. Blitzwing in his jet form starts flying toward Kilowag, who is preparing for an attack from the triple changer when Blitzwing's cockpit opens up in mid-air and Luke Skywalker jumps onto the wing. Luke then takes Kilowag by suprise as he jumps off of the Decepticon toward Kilowag and slices the green lantern with his green lightsaber. Luke has no worries as he is free-falling toward the ground as Blitzwing gets underneath him to catch Luke in his cockpit just like they had planned. Blitzwing then lands as he transforms into a tank and blasts Mothra with a powerful and perfectly placed shot to the mid-section of the huge moth. Mothra dies, but in his death he shoots off his scales which emit poisonous powder onto the field; both covering and killing Wile E. Coyote & Gannon. Cyclops starts optic blasting God Emperor Leto II but the blasts have little effect on the worm as he rolls right over Team Fred's designated leader. Ice Man completely coats Leto II with ice which seems to have no effect on him until the Tyrant crashes back into the sand and the ice begins to melt around him and kill his sandworm body. This attack kills the emperor of 1000 worlds but Ice Man dies as well as the water is turned into the poisonous water of life which sprays onto Ice Man and kills him. Vision moves against The Miles Teg Ghola, making for a very irritating fight between a person who moves to fast to be hit and an android that cannot be hit at all. Vision manages to land a few hits with his hard as diamond fist but it is not enough to put the Bashar away. Vision then tries to do his patented "put the intangible fist into the stomach and then turn the hand back, and pull out something important move" but when he tries to do this to Miles Teg, the body of the reincarnated Bene Gesserit Bashar is vibrating at such a rapid rate that it completely disrupts the circuitry of Vision and the two of them join each other in death. Master Mold lands in between the 2 Original Titans and begins blasting them with his built in lazer cannons, but the 2 titans whose brains are protected inside 2 humongous tank like forms for the dessert are virtually unharmed by the lazers which they view as useless and outdated weaponry. The artillery of the 2 titans easily blows apart the huge sentinal. Absorbing Man uses his powers to take on the best of both the sand and the rock surrounding him. He is attacked by Seraph who is by far the faster of the 2 as he lands quite a few hits on the villain but all it takes is one well placed hit to the head with Absorbing Man's rock hard arm to kill Seraph. Ultron blows away R2-D2 with one shot and he doesn't even give C-3PO enough time to say something that isn't funny as he grabs him by the head and crushes his droid skull. Neo jumps in to take on Kl'rt: The Super Skrull. Kl'rt has many great abilities but he cannot match Neo's speed. Neo lands several hits on the ultimate war skrull and then proves very invulnrable to his fire and orange rock attacks. Kl'rt wraps his stretchy arm around Neo and restrains him but Neo throws Super Skrull off of him as he flies into the air and then flies back at him to punch right through the invisible force field he had put up to protect himself, allowing his fist to go right into Kl'rt's super skull. Mimic has done an amazing job of holding off Superman in hopes of giving them an oppurtunity to defeat the rest of Team but it may not have been good enough. Mimic has given up on trying brute force against Superman so he tries to go another route. He shoots his Super Skrull/Human Torch flames at Supes from his left arm while he is simultaneousely shooting Ice Man's ice from his right arm and a combination of Cyclops and Superman's eye beams from his eyes. Superman still is twice as fast as Mimic though as he dodges out of the way of this amazing attack and comes up underneath the mutant with a powerful uppercut to the chin which snaps back his neck and kills him. Ultron and Absorbing Man are leaderless and alone as they regroup in the center of the sandy battlefield and are surrounded. The 2 Titans roll up next to Blitzwing who is still in tank form and with a few blasts soften up the 2 remaining members of Team Fred as Superman, who is being cheered on by John Wayne and Fred finishes off Absorbing Man, while Luke lends cover with his lightsaber to Neo as the 2 of them run up and go "chosen one" all over Ultron.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
Team is Superman (designated leader), The God Emperor Leto II, Original Titan #1 & 2, Evil Paul Atreides Ghola, Neo, Seraph, Luke Skywalker, R2-D2, C-3PO, The Combaticons, Blitzwing, Swoop, Wile E. Coyote, Gannon, John Wayne, Griffin Poteracki, & Fred Baker.
The battle of the extremely clever team names begins with Leto II moving at speeds much faster than the average sandworm underneath the sand toward Team Fred. The God Emperor leaps out of the sand and snatches Angel out of the air, completely consuming him. As he comes crashing down onto Beast, Brainiac; along with Jean Grey and her daughter Rachel Summers try to tap into the mind of the God Emperor in order to destroy this powerful creature from the inside out. The evil Paul ghola witnesses this huge monster, that is actually the son of the original Paul Atreides coming out of the sand. The evil Paul is buried under some sand that would normally not stop anybody but this triggers his genetic memory of his days on Arrakis as the son of Duke Leto. Once these memories are triggered, he along with Jean Grey, Phoenix, and Brainiac all see into the minds of The thousand year old tyrant Leto II and are forced to attempt to go mentally where only a Kwisatz Haderach can go. All 3 of Leto II's opponents, as well as his teammate are killed by trying to attempt this superhuman feat. After seeing all of these characters doubled over in pain and mental anguish Mimic decides that stealing mental powers would probably be a bad idea today. So instead he goes with the powers of Cyclops, Ice Man, Super Skrull, Absorbing Man, and of course Superman. He takes to the air to fight with Superman far above the desert landscape. John Wayne leads Wile E. Coyote, Griffin, & Fred against the 10 Compy's. Griffin jumps into action and starts killing Compys with his bear hands, do to his insistance that "weapons are for wimps", He throws caution to the wind as they nibble on his arms while he is twisting their necks. Griffin kills 5 of the compys but he then dies from the poison inflicted by the compy's venomous bites. Wile E. Coyote spends this time devising a rocket which he blasts at Compy #38 & 39 to kill them. John Wayne kills Compy #29 & 33 with his Coach double barrel 12 gauge and then drops the empty gun to shoot Compy #40 with his six gun. The 2 remaining compy start to lunge at Wayne but Fred tackles him out of the way to save him. Fred then pulls out the derringer that John Wayne gave him at the beginning of the fight and shoots the last 2 compys. Blitzwing, Swoop, & The Combaticons, who just merged to form Bruticus, team up to fight Mothra. Mothra creates a gale with a flap of his wings which causes Swoop to lose control. Mothra then shoots Swoop with a beam of energy from his antennae and destroys him. It seems as though Mothra is now outnumbered 2 to 1 but Kilowag flies in to lend a hand to his monster-insect teammate. Bruticus breaks through the gale force winds to punch Mothra in the stomach but Kilowag concentrates all of his will and hits Bruticus with a giant fist of green energy that completely blows the gestalt to pieces. Blitzwing in his jet form starts flying toward Kilowag, who is preparing for an attack from the triple changer when Blitzwing's cockpit opens up in mid-air and Luke Skywalker jumps onto the wing. Luke then takes Kilowag by suprise as he jumps off of the Decepticon toward Kilowag and slices the green lantern with his green lightsaber. Luke has no worries as he is free-falling toward the ground as Blitzwing gets underneath him to catch Luke in his cockpit just like they had planned. Blitzwing then lands as he transforms into a tank and blasts Mothra with a powerful and perfectly placed shot to the mid-section of the huge moth. Mothra dies, but in his death he shoots off his scales which emit poisonous powder onto the field; both covering and killing Wile E. Coyote & Gannon. Cyclops starts optic blasting God Emperor Leto II but the blasts have little effect on the worm as he rolls right over Team Fred's designated leader. Ice Man completely coats Leto II with ice which seems to have no effect on him until the Tyrant crashes back into the sand and the ice begins to melt around him and kill his sandworm body. This attack kills the emperor of 1000 worlds but Ice Man dies as well as the water is turned into the poisonous water of life which sprays onto Ice Man and kills him. Vision moves against The Miles Teg Ghola, making for a very irritating fight between a person who moves to fast to be hit and an android that cannot be hit at all. Vision manages to land a few hits with his hard as diamond fist but it is not enough to put the Bashar away. Vision then tries to do his patented "put the intangible fist into the stomach and then turn the hand back, and pull out something important move" but when he tries to do this to Miles Teg, the body of the reincarnated Bene Gesserit Bashar is vibrating at such a rapid rate that it completely disrupts the circuitry of Vision and the two of them join each other in death. Master Mold lands in between the 2 Original Titans and begins blasting them with his built in lazer cannons, but the 2 titans whose brains are protected inside 2 humongous tank like forms for the dessert are virtually unharmed by the lazers which they view as useless and outdated weaponry. The artillery of the 2 titans easily blows apart the huge sentinal. Absorbing Man uses his powers to take on the best of both the sand and the rock surrounding him. He is attacked by Seraph who is by far the faster of the 2 as he lands quite a few hits on the villain but all it takes is one well placed hit to the head with Absorbing Man's rock hard arm to kill Seraph. Ultron blows away R2-D2 with one shot and he doesn't even give C-3PO enough time to say something that isn't funny as he grabs him by the head and crushes his droid skull. Neo jumps in to take on Kl'rt: The Super Skrull. Kl'rt has many great abilities but he cannot match Neo's speed. Neo lands several hits on the ultimate war skrull and then proves very invulnrable to his fire and orange rock attacks. Kl'rt wraps his stretchy arm around Neo and restrains him but Neo throws Super Skrull off of him as he flies into the air and then flies back at him to punch right through the invisible force field he had put up to protect himself, allowing his fist to go right into Kl'rt's super skull. Mimic has done an amazing job of holding off Superman in hopes of giving them an oppurtunity to defeat the rest of Team but it may not have been good enough. Mimic has given up on trying brute force against Superman so he tries to go another route. He shoots his Super Skrull/Human Torch flames at Supes from his left arm while he is simultaneousely shooting Ice Man's ice from his right arm and a combination of Cyclops and Superman's eye beams from his eyes. Superman still is twice as fast as Mimic though as he dodges out of the way of this amazing attack and comes up underneath the mutant with a powerful uppercut to the chin which snaps back his neck and kills him. Ultron and Absorbing Man are leaderless and alone as they regroup in the center of the sandy battlefield and are surrounded. The 2 Titans roll up next to Blitzwing who is still in tank form and with a few blasts soften up the 2 remaining members of Team Fred as Superman, who is being cheered on by John Wayne and Fred finishes off Absorbing Man, while Luke lends cover with his lightsaber to Neo as the 2 of them run up and go "chosen one" all over Ultron.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Reign Supremacy Vs. TEAM
Reign Supremacy is Chuck Norris (designated leader), Batman & Robin, Iron Man, Cyborg Superman, Elite Clonetrooper #21-38, Ghostbusters, Crew of Serenity, Mega Man & Rush, Capt. America, Starfire, Raven, Mario & Luigi, Sebastian the Crab, Tim , Paul, Steve, The Bry, Yaddle, Jedi Knight #36-40, Blade (from He-Man), Ax-battler, Tyrius Flare, Gilleus Thunderhead, Joe Levine, Timmell, Olif Golzig, Wookie Soldier #3, Naboo Soldier #1, & Ewok #49.
TEAM is Superman (designated leader), Neo, Seraph, Trinity, King Kong, Godzilla, Fortress Maximus, Swoop, The Combaticons, Blitzwing, Skywarp, Shockwave, Iron Hide, He-Man & Battle Cat, Bomber Man, Bowser: King of Koopa, Gannon, The Shining Force, Griffin Poteracki, Original Titan #1 & 2, Evil Paul Atreides Ghola, Bashar Miles Teg Ghola, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, & Mike & Laura Sroka.
Reign Supremacy is teleported to the city, ready for battle. TEAM is nowhere to be found. Then, all of a sudden, the ground begins to shake and Reign Supremacy sees the first wave of TEAM’s attack. Godzilla, King Kong, Fortress Maximus, and Original Titans #1 and 2 smash their way through the streets. Godzilla vaporizes Olif Golzig, Tim, Paul, Steve and The Bry with his atomic breath. King Kong eats Elite Clonetroopers #21-24 and slams his fists down on Naboo Soldier #1 and Ewok #49. Fortress Maximus knocks down a building on top of Sebastian the Crab, Timmell, and Wookie Soldier #3, crushing them. The Original Titans destroy Serenity which was coming in for a landing, killing the entire crew. Superman sends the next wave, The Shining Force, in to attack. Yaddle leads the Jedi Knights attack, where they kill Mayonais, JoanJett, Dr. Ruel, E.T., Ed1, Dump, Mogie, Little John, and Robin Hood. The Jedi are then about to be hit with a mix of Blaze and Frost magic when the Ghostbusters jump in and save the day. They use their proton packs and lightsabers to push through, devastating the rest of the Shining Force. Captain America and Iron Man work on a strategy against this powerful team. (This battle must have taken place before the events of Civil War) Batman informs them on the importance of taking out Superman. He hands Capt. America the Kryptonite Ring he has stored in his utility belt. They have already sent Cyborg Superman to battle the Man of Steel. Iron Man takes off with Starfire to take down Godzilla and King Kong who have be tearing through the city. Starfire whips around Godzilla’s head, blasting him with her energy beams. She is starting to wear down the monster, but is blindsided by a blast from Shockwave. He hits her several more times right in her well endowed chest, killing her. Iron man using his repulsor rays blinds King Kong and then knocks him from the building that the giant ape had climbed up on. Cyborg Superman is holding his own against Superman but is not making much headway. Neo flies up to assist Superman but is kicked out of the air by Batman. Using the cover of night as an aid, he is able to gain the element of surprise over Neo. He unleashes a flurry of punches and kicks to the Chosen One. An amazing display of martial arts is being shown by both, but, it’s Batman’s resourcefulness that gives him the edge. He draws Neo into a dark alley where he has Raven waiting. Her “Soul Self” attacks Neo, killing him. Griffin Poteracki then leaps on Robin, who was watching from a rooftop. Robin blocks Griffin’s punches, but when he goes in close for an attack, he’s caught in a submission move. Griffin tightens the hold as Robin tries to break free, he finally, in a quick jerk, snaps the Boy Wonder’s neck. The Combaticons are carving their own path of destruction through the city streets. They form Bruticus and wipe out the remaining Elite Clonetroopers. Mario and Luigi are racing down the streets, when they see two question blocks floating above the sidewalk. They run over and leap up punching the blocks, breaking free the two Starmen that are inside. Mario and Luigi both gain invincibility are race to inflict as much damage as they can. They kill Bowser: King of Koopas, Jackie Chan, Bashar Miles Teg Ghola, Evil Paul Atredies Ghola, Bomber Man and Jet Li. They run out of star power and are killed by Mike and Laura Sroka who both crack them with softball bats. Gannon faces off against the Ghostbusters, who believe he is some sort of evil spirit. They attempt to cross their streams at Gannon, but he teleports behind them and uses his magic to blow up their proton packs. Superman finally finishes off Cyborg Superman by ripping his head from his body. He then rockets the head right at Blade killing him. Seraph and Trinity are squaring off against Chuck Norris and Ax-Battler. Seraph quickly kills Ax-Battler and Chuck Norris breaks Trinity’s back with a wicked spin kick. Seraph and Chuck then begin to size one another up. Every kick is blocked, and ever punch is dodged. These are two incredibly even matched foes. Chuck Norris ties Seraph’s arms up and brings him close enough for the fist that is hiding behind his beard to punch Seraph in the nose, breaking it. This enables Chuck to deliver a kill blow to the back of Seraph’s neck. Swoop dive bombs in and fires his missiles, blowing up Mega Man and Rush. Evil Paul Atredies Ghola actually begins to get up from the Mario Bros. attack, where he was previously believed to be killed. Joe Levine runs over and smashes him in the head with a fallen street sign several times, finally putting him down. Joe stands over him and chants “E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!” He-Man charges down the street upon Battle Cat and decapitates both Tyrius Flare and Gilleus Thunderhead. Superman then flies back down to the street and uses his super speed to kill Jedi Knight #36-38 and his heat vision to kill Jedi Knights #39 and 40. Captain America then connects with a powerful uppercut right on Superman’s chin. This actually draws blood from Kal-El, due to the Kryptonite Ring. He attempts to use his heat vision again, but Cap blocks it with his shield. The heat vision then ricochets off of the shield and melts Ironhide. TEAM’s Transformers and Godzilla all form behind Superman and Chuck Norris realizes that his team has suffered severe casualties are unbelievably outmatched, orders a retreat. Batman and Captain America both protest but Raven teleports them along with the rest of her surviving team off the battlefield.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
TEAM is Superman (designated leader), Neo, Seraph, Trinity, King Kong, Godzilla, Fortress Maximus, Swoop, The Combaticons, Blitzwing, Skywarp, Shockwave, Iron Hide, He-Man & Battle Cat, Bomber Man, Bowser: King of Koopa, Gannon, The Shining Force, Griffin Poteracki, Original Titan #1 & 2, Evil Paul Atreides Ghola, Bashar Miles Teg Ghola, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, & Mike & Laura Sroka.
Reign Supremacy is teleported to the city, ready for battle. TEAM is nowhere to be found. Then, all of a sudden, the ground begins to shake and Reign Supremacy sees the first wave of TEAM’s attack. Godzilla, King Kong, Fortress Maximus, and Original Titans #1 and 2 smash their way through the streets. Godzilla vaporizes Olif Golzig, Tim, Paul, Steve and The Bry with his atomic breath. King Kong eats Elite Clonetroopers #21-24 and slams his fists down on Naboo Soldier #1 and Ewok #49. Fortress Maximus knocks down a building on top of Sebastian the Crab, Timmell, and Wookie Soldier #3, crushing them. The Original Titans destroy Serenity which was coming in for a landing, killing the entire crew. Superman sends the next wave, The Shining Force, in to attack. Yaddle leads the Jedi Knights attack, where they kill Mayonais, JoanJett, Dr. Ruel, E.T., Ed1, Dump, Mogie, Little John, and Robin Hood. The Jedi are then about to be hit with a mix of Blaze and Frost magic when the Ghostbusters jump in and save the day. They use their proton packs and lightsabers to push through, devastating the rest of the Shining Force. Captain America and Iron Man work on a strategy against this powerful team. (This battle must have taken place before the events of Civil War) Batman informs them on the importance of taking out Superman. He hands Capt. America the Kryptonite Ring he has stored in his utility belt. They have already sent Cyborg Superman to battle the Man of Steel. Iron Man takes off with Starfire to take down Godzilla and King Kong who have be tearing through the city. Starfire whips around Godzilla’s head, blasting him with her energy beams. She is starting to wear down the monster, but is blindsided by a blast from Shockwave. He hits her several more times right in her well endowed chest, killing her. Iron man using his repulsor rays blinds King Kong and then knocks him from the building that the giant ape had climbed up on. Cyborg Superman is holding his own against Superman but is not making much headway. Neo flies up to assist Superman but is kicked out of the air by Batman. Using the cover of night as an aid, he is able to gain the element of surprise over Neo. He unleashes a flurry of punches and kicks to the Chosen One. An amazing display of martial arts is being shown by both, but, it’s Batman’s resourcefulness that gives him the edge. He draws Neo into a dark alley where he has Raven waiting. Her “Soul Self” attacks Neo, killing him. Griffin Poteracki then leaps on Robin, who was watching from a rooftop. Robin blocks Griffin’s punches, but when he goes in close for an attack, he’s caught in a submission move. Griffin tightens the hold as Robin tries to break free, he finally, in a quick jerk, snaps the Boy Wonder’s neck. The Combaticons are carving their own path of destruction through the city streets. They form Bruticus and wipe out the remaining Elite Clonetroopers. Mario and Luigi are racing down the streets, when they see two question blocks floating above the sidewalk. They run over and leap up punching the blocks, breaking free the two Starmen that are inside. Mario and Luigi both gain invincibility are race to inflict as much damage as they can. They kill Bowser: King of Koopas, Jackie Chan, Bashar Miles Teg Ghola, Evil Paul Atredies Ghola, Bomber Man and Jet Li. They run out of star power and are killed by Mike and Laura Sroka who both crack them with softball bats. Gannon faces off against the Ghostbusters, who believe he is some sort of evil spirit. They attempt to cross their streams at Gannon, but he teleports behind them and uses his magic to blow up their proton packs. Superman finally finishes off Cyborg Superman by ripping his head from his body. He then rockets the head right at Blade killing him. Seraph and Trinity are squaring off against Chuck Norris and Ax-Battler. Seraph quickly kills Ax-Battler and Chuck Norris breaks Trinity’s back with a wicked spin kick. Seraph and Chuck then begin to size one another up. Every kick is blocked, and ever punch is dodged. These are two incredibly even matched foes. Chuck Norris ties Seraph’s arms up and brings him close enough for the fist that is hiding behind his beard to punch Seraph in the nose, breaking it. This enables Chuck to deliver a kill blow to the back of Seraph’s neck. Swoop dive bombs in and fires his missiles, blowing up Mega Man and Rush. Evil Paul Atredies Ghola actually begins to get up from the Mario Bros. attack, where he was previously believed to be killed. Joe Levine runs over and smashes him in the head with a fallen street sign several times, finally putting him down. Joe stands over him and chants “E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!” He-Man charges down the street upon Battle Cat and decapitates both Tyrius Flare and Gilleus Thunderhead. Superman then flies back down to the street and uses his super speed to kill Jedi Knight #36-38 and his heat vision to kill Jedi Knights #39 and 40. Captain America then connects with a powerful uppercut right on Superman’s chin. This actually draws blood from Kal-El, due to the Kryptonite Ring. He attempts to use his heat vision again, but Cap blocks it with his shield. The heat vision then ricochets off of the shield and melts Ironhide. TEAM’s Transformers and Godzilla all form behind Superman and Chuck Norris realizes that his team has suffered severe casualties are unbelievably outmatched, orders a retreat. Batman and Captain America both protest but Raven teleports them along with the rest of her surviving team off the battlefield.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Alice's Wonder Team Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips
Alice's Wonder Team is Extinction Alice (designated leader), Apocylypse Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Kimbo Slice, Tyler Derdon, Jill Valentine, Ram Man, Lucca Brazzi, Sith Lord #1 & 2, Vampire #1-24, Mummy #1-6, Goblin #1-8, & Storm Trooper #50.
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Darkseid (designated leader), Achilles, Deathstroke, Taskmaster, Sabertooth, Miho, Charleton Heston, Havok, Chris & Julie Artrip, Simon Bellmont, Grimlock, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, Blur, Prowl, Springer, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Road Buster, Punch/Counterpunch, Starscream, Ramjet, Sunstorm, Tripticon, & Six-Shot.
Head Coach Vandal Savage, has granted permission to Achilles to reform his famous Myrmidons. Achilles has chosen only a select few to be a part of this elite group of fighters. Through careful analysis of the whole roster he hand-picked Deathstroke, Taskmaster, Sabertooth, and "Deadly little" Miho. Achilles wastes no time going on the offensive as him and the 4 Myrmidons go charging through the ranks of Alice's Wonder Team. Achilles & Miho get tied up for a moment with Leeloo as she evades their first couple of hits but the other 3 run right past them knowing that they do not need any help. Achilles smacks Leeloo in the face with his shield dizzying her severely while Miho slices open her throat. The 2 of them catch up to their companions and the 5 Myrmidons have no problem slaughtering a small group led by Carlos Olivera that consisted of Kimbo Slice, Tyler Derdon, Lucca Brazzi, & Storm Trooper #50. They then split up, with Achilles and Taskmaster taking out the 8 goblins and Deathstroke, Miho, & Sabertooth laying waste to 2 mummies each. Achilles & his Myrmidons regroup at the center of the city's dowtown area as the 24 Vampires come out of the nearby alley. Achilles looks at his men and says "This is going to be good", but Six-Shot suddenely lands in the road behind them and Heston, Chris and Julie all jump out. Heston yells "Achilles, come on, you know the plan get your men out of there". Achilles yells back "We can handle them". Julie says "Darkseid needs you back now" and Chris adds "The orders come from Vandal Savage himself". Achilles can see that his men do not want this controversy so he and the Myrmidons rush back to Six-Shot and he takes off. Six-Shot then flies to the top of one of the nearby buildings and lands. He opens up his hatch for Achilles, Deathstroke, Taskmaster, Sabertooth, Miho, Heston, & the Fizzles to get out. Once they are out Six-Shot flies away. Achilles looks around the empty roof top and says "So what is this great plan you spoke of". Heston says "we wait here and the Transformers take care of the Vampires". Achilles screams "WHAT! we leave the best fighter the world has ever seen vacationing on a roof top while we watch awkward robots fight"! Deathstroke adds "What the hell is going on, those vampires would be dead by no if you left us down there". Artifact replies with "the Vampires are already dead, and they feed on human flesh. That's why Darkseid's making the Transformers fight them, I thought you supposedly used more of your brain than the rest of us". Things are starting to get intense when Heston puts a stop to the conversation by saying "Shut Up, all of you. We have are orders, there is no use complainning about them". Darkseid orders the Transformers to attack the 24 Vampires using there sharpened 4x4 treated wood attachments that were designed and installed by Sparkplug and widdled into large stakes by the Amazons in the locker room. Darkseid then calls over Havok and Simon Bellmont and tells them "it is up to us to stop the Alices, I'll take the leader if you 2 can handle the other one". Darkseid approaches Ex. Alice and she comes at him with speed that is amazing for a human. She tries to break into the brain of Darkseid but the pure evil is to much for her to control. She lands quite a few hits on Darkseid but they do not have a huge effect on him unlike the first hit he lands on her which sends her flying into the brick wall next to them. She jumps up to continue the fight but Darkseid has taken aim with his Omega Beams and he destroys her with his evil glance. Ap. Alice faces off against Havok and Simon Bellmont. Alice kicks Havok in the stomach sending him into a lampost and then moves towards Bellmont. Simon gets knocked into the wall by Alice but he wraps his whip around her legs from the ground. Alice fires her .40 caliber pistol into Simon's head from above him but as she goes to move she is slightly tripped up by Simon's whip which gives Havok the oppurtunity to blast her full of more solar energy than anyone could stand. Tripticon and the Dinobots do not really understand the whole "a stake through the heart is the only way to kill them thing" so the plan is for them to knock the vampires down and let the seakers and the Autobots stake them through the heart without any of them being harmed. The Vampires fight fiercely with the Transformers but Deathstroke, from on top of the building notices through his monocular that 4 more figures were approaching the battle. Deathstroke tells his Captain, Achilles and Achilles says "That's it, we move; Myrmidons: follow me". Heston chimes in with "we're supposed to stay up here". Achilles says "4 more enemies are approaching that Darkseid did not take into account; myself and the Myrmidons are going down there, I could not possibly be more appathetic to whether or not you 3 come along". They do follow as the 8 of them run down the 20 flights of stairs in record time. Darth Deez, Darth Nutz, Jill Valentine, and Ram Man are about to lend a hand to the Vampires when the Myrmidons show up. The vampires actually do manage to kill Sideswipe in the fight but other than that the plan seems to have worked, and the vampires are all methodically killed one by one. Ram Man rams Springer into a large billboard and damages him pretty good but Deathstroke, Sabertooth, and Taskmaster rush over to help him. The 3 of them first avoid being rammed and then Deathstroke manages to knock Ram Man's Axe out of his hand. Taskmaster then takes his sword and sticks into the small area where the disarmed Ram Man's face is exposed in his armor and kills him. Achilles and Miho move against Darth Deez. They swiftly move out of the way of every swing of his lightsaber and then they go in for the kill. Miho disarms Lord Deez literally as she cuts his right arm off at the elbow and then Achilles finishes him off by decapitating the Sith Lord. Their arrogance costs them though as they spend one second to long gloating over their victory. Jill Valentine and Darth Nutz come jumping in to avenge the death of Lord Nutz's master with a couple of WWE style double drop kicks. Deathstroke, Taskmaster, & Sabertooth run over to help their fellow Myrmidons but they cannot get there in time. Jill & Lord Nutz knock the swords out of the hands of Achilles and Miho and then go in for the kill but just before they can deliver the necessary fatal blow Chris tackles Jill Valentine out of the way and Heston does the same to Darth Nutz. Chris loses his Beretta in the fall but Julie picks it up just as fast as it hit the ground and uses it to shoot Darth Nutz several times in the chest. Jill Valentine is severely outnumbered as she pops up and starts running; and is allowed to escape with her life. Achilles stands up and calls his team to attention as he points to Heston and the Artrips and says "Attention Horsemen of Apokolips meet the 3 new members of the Myrmidons".
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Darkseid (designated leader), Achilles, Deathstroke, Taskmaster, Sabertooth, Miho, Charleton Heston, Havok, Chris & Julie Artrip, Simon Bellmont, Grimlock, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, Blur, Prowl, Springer, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Road Buster, Punch/Counterpunch, Starscream, Ramjet, Sunstorm, Tripticon, & Six-Shot.
Head Coach Vandal Savage, has granted permission to Achilles to reform his famous Myrmidons. Achilles has chosen only a select few to be a part of this elite group of fighters. Through careful analysis of the whole roster he hand-picked Deathstroke, Taskmaster, Sabertooth, and "Deadly little" Miho. Achilles wastes no time going on the offensive as him and the 4 Myrmidons go charging through the ranks of Alice's Wonder Team. Achilles & Miho get tied up for a moment with Leeloo as she evades their first couple of hits but the other 3 run right past them knowing that they do not need any help. Achilles smacks Leeloo in the face with his shield dizzying her severely while Miho slices open her throat. The 2 of them catch up to their companions and the 5 Myrmidons have no problem slaughtering a small group led by Carlos Olivera that consisted of Kimbo Slice, Tyler Derdon, Lucca Brazzi, & Storm Trooper #50. They then split up, with Achilles and Taskmaster taking out the 8 goblins and Deathstroke, Miho, & Sabertooth laying waste to 2 mummies each. Achilles & his Myrmidons regroup at the center of the city's dowtown area as the 24 Vampires come out of the nearby alley. Achilles looks at his men and says "This is going to be good", but Six-Shot suddenely lands in the road behind them and Heston, Chris and Julie all jump out. Heston yells "Achilles, come on, you know the plan get your men out of there". Achilles yells back "We can handle them". Julie says "Darkseid needs you back now" and Chris adds "The orders come from Vandal Savage himself". Achilles can see that his men do not want this controversy so he and the Myrmidons rush back to Six-Shot and he takes off. Six-Shot then flies to the top of one of the nearby buildings and lands. He opens up his hatch for Achilles, Deathstroke, Taskmaster, Sabertooth, Miho, Heston, & the Fizzles to get out. Once they are out Six-Shot flies away. Achilles looks around the empty roof top and says "So what is this great plan you spoke of". Heston says "we wait here and the Transformers take care of the Vampires". Achilles screams "WHAT! we leave the best fighter the world has ever seen vacationing on a roof top while we watch awkward robots fight"! Deathstroke adds "What the hell is going on, those vampires would be dead by no if you left us down there". Artifact replies with "the Vampires are already dead, and they feed on human flesh. That's why Darkseid's making the Transformers fight them, I thought you supposedly used more of your brain than the rest of us". Things are starting to get intense when Heston puts a stop to the conversation by saying "Shut Up, all of you. We have are orders, there is no use complainning about them". Darkseid orders the Transformers to attack the 24 Vampires using there sharpened 4x4 treated wood attachments that were designed and installed by Sparkplug and widdled into large stakes by the Amazons in the locker room. Darkseid then calls over Havok and Simon Bellmont and tells them "it is up to us to stop the Alices, I'll take the leader if you 2 can handle the other one". Darkseid approaches Ex. Alice and she comes at him with speed that is amazing for a human. She tries to break into the brain of Darkseid but the pure evil is to much for her to control. She lands quite a few hits on Darkseid but they do not have a huge effect on him unlike the first hit he lands on her which sends her flying into the brick wall next to them. She jumps up to continue the fight but Darkseid has taken aim with his Omega Beams and he destroys her with his evil glance. Ap. Alice faces off against Havok and Simon Bellmont. Alice kicks Havok in the stomach sending him into a lampost and then moves towards Bellmont. Simon gets knocked into the wall by Alice but he wraps his whip around her legs from the ground. Alice fires her .40 caliber pistol into Simon's head from above him but as she goes to move she is slightly tripped up by Simon's whip which gives Havok the oppurtunity to blast her full of more solar energy than anyone could stand. Tripticon and the Dinobots do not really understand the whole "a stake through the heart is the only way to kill them thing" so the plan is for them to knock the vampires down and let the seakers and the Autobots stake them through the heart without any of them being harmed. The Vampires fight fiercely with the Transformers but Deathstroke, from on top of the building notices through his monocular that 4 more figures were approaching the battle. Deathstroke tells his Captain, Achilles and Achilles says "That's it, we move; Myrmidons: follow me". Heston chimes in with "we're supposed to stay up here". Achilles says "4 more enemies are approaching that Darkseid did not take into account; myself and the Myrmidons are going down there, I could not possibly be more appathetic to whether or not you 3 come along". They do follow as the 8 of them run down the 20 flights of stairs in record time. Darth Deez, Darth Nutz, Jill Valentine, and Ram Man are about to lend a hand to the Vampires when the Myrmidons show up. The vampires actually do manage to kill Sideswipe in the fight but other than that the plan seems to have worked, and the vampires are all methodically killed one by one. Ram Man rams Springer into a large billboard and damages him pretty good but Deathstroke, Sabertooth, and Taskmaster rush over to help him. The 3 of them first avoid being rammed and then Deathstroke manages to knock Ram Man's Axe out of his hand. Taskmaster then takes his sword and sticks into the small area where the disarmed Ram Man's face is exposed in his armor and kills him. Achilles and Miho move against Darth Deez. They swiftly move out of the way of every swing of his lightsaber and then they go in for the kill. Miho disarms Lord Deez literally as she cuts his right arm off at the elbow and then Achilles finishes him off by decapitating the Sith Lord. Their arrogance costs them though as they spend one second to long gloating over their victory. Jill Valentine and Darth Nutz come jumping in to avenge the death of Lord Nutz's master with a couple of WWE style double drop kicks. Deathstroke, Taskmaster, & Sabertooth run over to help their fellow Myrmidons but they cannot get there in time. Jill & Lord Nutz knock the swords out of the hands of Achilles and Miho and then go in for the kill but just before they can deliver the necessary fatal blow Chris tackles Jill Valentine out of the way and Heston does the same to Darth Nutz. Chris loses his Beretta in the fall but Julie picks it up just as fast as it hit the ground and uses it to shoot Darth Nutz several times in the chest. Jill Valentine is severely outnumbered as she pops up and starts running; and is allowed to escape with her life. Achilles stands up and calls his team to attention as he points to Heston and the Artrips and says "Attention Horsemen of Apokolips meet the 3 new members of the Myrmidons".
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Brock Sampson's "oops I didn't put a team in this week" Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Syracuse Valley
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Brock Sampson, Guy Gardner & G'Nort, Howard the Duck, Booster Gold, Kyle Rayner, Beatrix Kiddo, Ted Nugent, King Leonidas, Jedi Master #20, Ginaz Swordsmen #10, Greedo, Dorf, Shatterstar, Juggernaut, Bat-girl, The Capt. Planet Crew, The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, & Scooby-doo w/ Scooby Dumb, Mecha Godzilla, Caramon & Raistlin Majere, Rancor #1 & 2, Ewok #4-40, The Power Puff Girls: Bubbles, Blossom, & Buttercup, Ron Popeil, U.S. Marine #1-12, & Clone Trooper #26.
The Syracuse Valley is Master Chief, Omega Red, Darth Maul, Sith Lord #4, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, & Raphael, Splinter, Casey Jones, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, & Ratbat, Nightcrawler, Venom, The Battletoads: Zit, Rash, & Pimple, Star Fox, Sonic the Hedgehog & Tails, Bossk, Hammer Bros. #1-6, Boomerang Bros. #1-6, Fire Bros. #1-6, Giant Hammer Bros. #1-6, Xenomorph #85-90, Kree Soldier #1-6, Navy Sailor #60-65, Moritani Soldier #1-6, Little Goomba #1-27, & Treasure Troll #4.
Head Coach King Leonidas has gotten sick of sitting on the sidelines which is why he made the decision to fight along side his team this week. Leonidas shows how anxious he was by drawing first blood as he leads Jedi Master #20 and Ginaz Swordsmen #10 into battle. 3 wildly different types of swords swing through the air as they easily plow through all 6 Navy men and all 6 of the Moritani Grumman. They then attack the 6 Fire Bros. The Jedi goes out in front to block their fire balls with his lightsaber while the other 2 rush in to finish them off. Using their new Ronco patented Auto-reloaders on their rifles the Marines move against the 6 Xenomorph's. They rush them as a unit but the Xenomrophs fight back quickly and aggressively with the Marines. The Marines do manage to kill all 6 of the rampaging aliens but only Marine #4 & 7 are left alive, both of them were also hit by the alien's acid blood which has left them scarred and wounded. Clone Trooper #26 starts blasting the slow moving little Goombas and takes out Goomba #1,4-8, & 19 but Goomba #2 walks up to the trooper and touches him in the leg which kills him (that's all they have to do you know). Omega Red kicks G'Nort in the chest and then lands on top of him but before he can finish him off Guy Gardner blasts the mutant with his power ring, he then brings down a huge anvil of green energy on top of Omega Red and kills him. G'Nort then decides to do something right for the first time this season as he drops a gigantic dog bone on the 6 Boomerang Bros. Darth Maul and his apprentice Darth Rave move against King Leonidas and his crew. The 4 crimson blades come swinging at them as the Jedi Master faces off against Darth Maul while Lord Rave stabs the Ginaz Swordsmen before he can react. King Leonidas avenges his Ginaz trained friend by relieving Lord Rave of his head but Darth Maul proves to be to fast and skilled for them as he finishes off the Jedi Master and then plunges his double-bladed lightsaber into the heart of Leonidas. Soundwave ejects all 6 of his tapes but The Power Rangers are there to answer the call. Jason and Zack pull out there weapons and slice right through the metal bodies of Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw with their cosmic sword and axe. Trini and Kimberly double team Ratbat by bringing it down with their little knife/lazer gun combo weapons but Billy is attacked by Ravage who pounces on the blue ranger. Jason moves his hips around wildly and then yells "Hey....(long pause while they translate from Japanese) they got Billy, let's go help him". The other 4 Rangers then grab Ravage and blast him into several pieces but it is to late for Billy who is already dead. The Kree soldiers run in an rip Dorf apart with their superior strength bu Juggernaut rushes towards them and plows right over all 6 of them. Juggernaut then runs through the Goombas as if he had just gotten the star and wipes out #2, 9-18, & 20-27. Howard the Duck uses his favorite Quack-Fu drop kick to kill Treasure Troll #4. Star Fox shoots Daphne with his lazer gun as he and Master Chief are running as fast as they can to try and keep up with Sonic and Tails. As the 4 video game stars rush into a nearby building where the Murderflies set up camp before the start of the fight the false floor gives out and the 4 of them fall into the dirty old basement of the building. They here a distant "Gotcha" and "Ruh Roh" from the floor above them as Howard the Duck lights up a cigar and looks at Scoob and the Gang to say "Another mystery solved, huh guys"? Sonic yells "look" as the 2 Rancors that the murderflies put in the dark basement come out to feast on their prey. Before they are eaten Master Chief waves his gun in the air and says "And we would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you snooping kids"! "Scooby-Dooby-Doo". The Power Puff Girls quickly fly in between the large and small hammers being thrown at them and wipe out all 6 Hammer Bros. and all 6 Giant Hammer Bros. Splinter leads his turtles and Casey Jones against Brock Sampson, Beatrix Kiddo, Shatterstar, Bat-girl, and the Brothers Majere. Caramon and Raistlin face off against Michelangelo and Raphael. Raistlin takes a step back as his much larger brother tries to fend off the Ninjas with his broad sword. Caramon finds a weak spot between Mikey's shell but as he is stabbing him Raph gets Caramon in the back of the neck with his Sai. Now that Caramon is not in the way Raistlin has the room to blast Raphael with a bit of magic that is approaching the dark arts. Beatrix Kiddo and Batgirl work just as good togeather as the 2 turtles who grew up with each other but it is still a fairly long and well-matched battle that ensues before the 2 women finish off Leonardo and Donatello. Shatterstar slices Casey Jones hockey stick in half and then sticks his other sword into Casey Jones' heart. Splinter on the other hand fairs a little better as he somersaults past Brock Sampson and pulls out his cane sword to stab him in the back of the neck. Nightcrawler "Bamfs" onto the scene but as soon as he shows up Booster Gold blasts him in the face to instantly kill the fuzzy little mutant. The Battletoads try to contact Master Chief because he had formulated a plan to possibly take out Mecha Godzilla, but unfortunetely for the 3 amphibians Master Chief is dead. The Battletoads have basically no plan whatsoever when they valiantly (or foolishly) run at Mecha-Godzilla which is why the fight is not very time consuming as Mecha-Godzilla crushes 1, then burns 1, and then crushes another 1. Bossk jumps in front of the rampaging Juggernaut and starts unloading his blaster rifle into him but it proves futile as Juggernaut runs over him without even slowing down. Kyle Rayner proves that he is not the most useless Green Lantern ever when he iniolates Venom and the alien symbiote suit that Eddie Brock is hosting. Rumble and Frenzy take flight to do battle with the Power Puff Girls when Soundwave sees that Darth Maul is surrounded by almost the entire Brock Sampson squad. Ted Nugent and Greedo begin shooting at the Sith Lord who is easily blocking all of the shots until Kyle Rayner,Guy Gardner and G'Nort start shooting at him as well; while Shatterstar, The Bride, and Batgirl start to inch up on him without getting to close. The Capt. Planet Brats then combine their powers to form Capt. Planet who they send in to get the killing blow against the overwhelmed Darth Maul. Soundwave orders Rumble and Frenzy back to him. They fly back but Frenzy grabs Splinter and drops him on to Soundwave's back before the two Decepticon tapes transform and go back into Soundwave. The ewoks start singing and playing the drums on the dead Decepticons with the Hammer Bros'. hammers in celebration. The 3 Decepticons follow Splinter's order under protest as he risks death by making them pick up Little Goomba #3 in the course of retreating, because Splinter never leaves a teammate behind.
BROCK SAMPSON'S FIGHTING MURDERFLIES ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Syracuse Valley is Master Chief, Omega Red, Darth Maul, Sith Lord #4, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, & Raphael, Splinter, Casey Jones, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, & Ratbat, Nightcrawler, Venom, The Battletoads: Zit, Rash, & Pimple, Star Fox, Sonic the Hedgehog & Tails, Bossk, Hammer Bros. #1-6, Boomerang Bros. #1-6, Fire Bros. #1-6, Giant Hammer Bros. #1-6, Xenomorph #85-90, Kree Soldier #1-6, Navy Sailor #60-65, Moritani Soldier #1-6, Little Goomba #1-27, & Treasure Troll #4.
Head Coach King Leonidas has gotten sick of sitting on the sidelines which is why he made the decision to fight along side his team this week. Leonidas shows how anxious he was by drawing first blood as he leads Jedi Master #20 and Ginaz Swordsmen #10 into battle. 3 wildly different types of swords swing through the air as they easily plow through all 6 Navy men and all 6 of the Moritani Grumman. They then attack the 6 Fire Bros. The Jedi goes out in front to block their fire balls with his lightsaber while the other 2 rush in to finish them off. Using their new Ronco patented Auto-reloaders on their rifles the Marines move against the 6 Xenomorph's. They rush them as a unit but the Xenomrophs fight back quickly and aggressively with the Marines. The Marines do manage to kill all 6 of the rampaging aliens but only Marine #4 & 7 are left alive, both of them were also hit by the alien's acid blood which has left them scarred and wounded. Clone Trooper #26 starts blasting the slow moving little Goombas and takes out Goomba #1,4-8, & 19 but Goomba #2 walks up to the trooper and touches him in the leg which kills him (that's all they have to do you know). Omega Red kicks G'Nort in the chest and then lands on top of him but before he can finish him off Guy Gardner blasts the mutant with his power ring, he then brings down a huge anvil of green energy on top of Omega Red and kills him. G'Nort then decides to do something right for the first time this season as he drops a gigantic dog bone on the 6 Boomerang Bros. Darth Maul and his apprentice Darth Rave move against King Leonidas and his crew. The 4 crimson blades come swinging at them as the Jedi Master faces off against Darth Maul while Lord Rave stabs the Ginaz Swordsmen before he can react. King Leonidas avenges his Ginaz trained friend by relieving Lord Rave of his head but Darth Maul proves to be to fast and skilled for them as he finishes off the Jedi Master and then plunges his double-bladed lightsaber into the heart of Leonidas. Soundwave ejects all 6 of his tapes but The Power Rangers are there to answer the call. Jason and Zack pull out there weapons and slice right through the metal bodies of Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw with their cosmic sword and axe. Trini and Kimberly double team Ratbat by bringing it down with their little knife/lazer gun combo weapons but Billy is attacked by Ravage who pounces on the blue ranger. Jason moves his hips around wildly and then yells "Hey....(long pause while they translate from Japanese) they got Billy, let's go help him". The other 4 Rangers then grab Ravage and blast him into several pieces but it is to late for Billy who is already dead. The Kree soldiers run in an rip Dorf apart with their superior strength bu Juggernaut rushes towards them and plows right over all 6 of them. Juggernaut then runs through the Goombas as if he had just gotten the star and wipes out #2, 9-18, & 20-27. Howard the Duck uses his favorite Quack-Fu drop kick to kill Treasure Troll #4. Star Fox shoots Daphne with his lazer gun as he and Master Chief are running as fast as they can to try and keep up with Sonic and Tails. As the 4 video game stars rush into a nearby building where the Murderflies set up camp before the start of the fight the false floor gives out and the 4 of them fall into the dirty old basement of the building. They here a distant "Gotcha" and "Ruh Roh" from the floor above them as Howard the Duck lights up a cigar and looks at Scoob and the Gang to say "Another mystery solved, huh guys"? Sonic yells "look" as the 2 Rancors that the murderflies put in the dark basement come out to feast on their prey. Before they are eaten Master Chief waves his gun in the air and says "And we would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you snooping kids"! "Scooby-Dooby-Doo". The Power Puff Girls quickly fly in between the large and small hammers being thrown at them and wipe out all 6 Hammer Bros. and all 6 Giant Hammer Bros. Splinter leads his turtles and Casey Jones against Brock Sampson, Beatrix Kiddo, Shatterstar, Bat-girl, and the Brothers Majere. Caramon and Raistlin face off against Michelangelo and Raphael. Raistlin takes a step back as his much larger brother tries to fend off the Ninjas with his broad sword. Caramon finds a weak spot between Mikey's shell but as he is stabbing him Raph gets Caramon in the back of the neck with his Sai. Now that Caramon is not in the way Raistlin has the room to blast Raphael with a bit of magic that is approaching the dark arts. Beatrix Kiddo and Batgirl work just as good togeather as the 2 turtles who grew up with each other but it is still a fairly long and well-matched battle that ensues before the 2 women finish off Leonardo and Donatello. Shatterstar slices Casey Jones hockey stick in half and then sticks his other sword into Casey Jones' heart. Splinter on the other hand fairs a little better as he somersaults past Brock Sampson and pulls out his cane sword to stab him in the back of the neck. Nightcrawler "Bamfs" onto the scene but as soon as he shows up Booster Gold blasts him in the face to instantly kill the fuzzy little mutant. The Battletoads try to contact Master Chief because he had formulated a plan to possibly take out Mecha Godzilla, but unfortunetely for the 3 amphibians Master Chief is dead. The Battletoads have basically no plan whatsoever when they valiantly (or foolishly) run at Mecha-Godzilla which is why the fight is not very time consuming as Mecha-Godzilla crushes 1, then burns 1, and then crushes another 1. Bossk jumps in front of the rampaging Juggernaut and starts unloading his blaster rifle into him but it proves futile as Juggernaut runs over him without even slowing down. Kyle Rayner proves that he is not the most useless Green Lantern ever when he iniolates Venom and the alien symbiote suit that Eddie Brock is hosting. Rumble and Frenzy take flight to do battle with the Power Puff Girls when Soundwave sees that Darth Maul is surrounded by almost the entire Brock Sampson squad. Ted Nugent and Greedo begin shooting at the Sith Lord who is easily blocking all of the shots until Kyle Rayner,Guy Gardner and G'Nort start shooting at him as well; while Shatterstar, The Bride, and Batgirl start to inch up on him without getting to close. The Capt. Planet Brats then combine their powers to form Capt. Planet who they send in to get the killing blow against the overwhelmed Darth Maul. Soundwave orders Rumble and Frenzy back to him. They fly back but Frenzy grabs Splinter and drops him on to Soundwave's back before the two Decepticon tapes transform and go back into Soundwave. The ewoks start singing and playing the drums on the dead Decepticons with the Hammer Bros'. hammers in celebration. The 3 Decepticons follow Splinter's order under protest as he risks death by making them pick up Little Goomba #3 in the course of retreating, because Splinter never leaves a teammate behind.
BROCK SAMPSON'S FIGHTING MURDERFLIES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Team Fred Vs. The Untouchables
Team Fred is Cyclops (designated leader), Jean Grey, Ice Man, Angel, & Beast, Travis Bickle, Vampirella, Rorschach, Snake Plisken, Dirty Harry, Vision, Bullseye, Super Skrull, Enchantress, Absorbing Man, Mimic, Master Mold, Phoenix, Ultron, Kilowag, Brainiac, & Compsognathous #27-100.
The Untouchables are Horatio Caine (designated leader), Punisher, Deadpool, Megatron, The Constructicons, The Insecticons: Bombshell, Shrapnell, & Kickback, The Fantastic Four: Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, The Thing, & Human Torch, Pyro, Mystique, White Queen, Ant-Man, The Atom, Green Arrow & Black Canary, Ras Al Ghul, Dr. Polaris, The WildCATS: Spartan, Grifter, Voodoo, Zealot, Warblade, Maul, Void, & Lord Emp, Malificent, Merlin, Aphrodite, Legolas, & horse #1-6.
From behind the front lines of the battle Aphrodite is attempting to win over the hearts of the men on Team Fred but she is unable to figure out why it is not working. Enchantress is also attempting to do the same thing while hiding behind some of her own teammates but since both of these truly beautiful figures already have their entire teams under their spells neither of them are able to do much to win over the hearts of the normally weak male species, rendering both of them somewhat useless. Dr. Polaris uses his powers of magnetism to pick up Ultron and use him as a missle into the head of Master Mold and kills them both. Bullseye runs at Dr. Polaris throwing knives at him but Dr. Polaris easily deflects the metal objects before they can hit him. Bullseye has to tumble out of the way of his own weapons as Dr. Polaris throws them back at him, but Bullseye runs by one of those cheesey little trees that they have growing in the city and breaks a branch off of it. He then throws the once harmless branch at Dr. Polaris and turns it into a truly deadly weapon as it goes right into the eye of his opponent and kills him. Super Skrull flies in to fight with the only 4 people that he hates just as much as the Kree, The Fantastic Four. Super Skrull uses all 4 of their powers against them, but they work as unit and are better with their own powers than he is. Super Skrull tries to bring down his orange rock hand onto Mr. Fantastic but his wife protects him with her Invisible shield. She then lets the shield down for a second so Mr. Fantastic can return the attack but Super Skrull uses this oppurtunity to blast Invisible Woman with a massive flame which burns her alive. The Enraged Mr. Fantastic then wraps his stretchy arms around the master war skrull and Human Torch flies up to absorb any of the heat that Super Skrull tries to direct toward his teammates. The Thing then puts an orange rock fist right through the head of Super Skrull and puts him out of commission. Horatio Caine tells Megatron to have the Constructicons merge to form Devastator, but when they try to do it they are unable to move. Mimic, using Voodoo's magnetic powers freezes the Constructicons in place and then slowly pulls them apart by focusing on the bolts and unloosening them. Mimic then pulls Shrapnell out of the sky and into the head of Megatron, crushing them both. The X-Men attack The WildCATS and despite the fact that they are outnumbered The WildCATS seem unable to keep up with the X-Men. Spartan yells "It's like they know what we are going to do before we do it". Lord Emp then adds "You're right, Everything we do is completely predictable to them". Ice Man replies with "That's because everything you do we have already done a dozen times" as he freezes Grifter, Voodoo, and Void so Beast can come through and knock off their frozen heads. Cyclops then uses his optic blasts to blow apart Spartan, Zealot, and Maul while Jean Grey uses her telekinetic powers to pick up Warblade and crush his organic steel body into the normally durable body of Lord Emp. Angel flew above them gracefully looking pretty as usual. Legolas, his homeboy Green Arrow, Black Canary, Merlin, and Ras Al Ghul ride up on Horse #2-6 to attack. They are riding quickly when all of the sudden they are thrown from their horses, as the horse are being attacked by the starving herd of Compys. The Compy's begin tearing at the flesh of the horses and completely surround the riders. Legolas and Green Arrow start taking them out with arrows and the others use their respective attacks to fend them off but they just keep coming. The 5 of them do well against the little dinosaurs but it definitely ties them up for quite a while. Malificent flies in in the form of a giant dragon and devours Enchantress. Absorbing Man takes on the density of the concrete beneath his feet and rushes Maleficent but she simply waves her hand at him. When he goes to punch her it is as if his powers are completely reversed. The lower half of his body begins to melt as if the concrete he absorbed was not yet cured and the top of his body rips like paper as Maleficent puts her shaky little hand right through him. Snake Plisken yells "Hey Lady, Put a spell on these"! as Snake, along with Rorschach and Travis Bickle unload about a dozen bullets into her body and kill her. White Queen tries to use her mind powers on Dirty Harry to get him to turn on his other gun wielding teammates but when it comes to mind powers she is a little bit outgunned against Team Fred. Phoenix flies in to meet her and instantly breaks the control that she has over Harry Callahan's mind. She then overwhelms White Queen as she unleashes the power of the phoenix on her. Phoenix then teams up with Mimic who has taken on the powers of not just Voodoo but also Phoenix, Pyro, Deadpool, & Ice Man. Mystique has made herself look like Merlin to initially try to throw them off but it doesn't work as Phoenix puts the thought into the heads of the Fantastic Four that Mystique is really Mimic which causes the Fantastic Four to unexpectadly turn on their own teammate and kill her. Mimic uses Pyro's powers to take control of Human Torch's flames to really heat things up for the The new Fantastic Four (I am including Pyro). Mr. Fantastic and Thing try to avoid the flames but Mimic and Rachel Summers use the flames as cover as Rachel unleashes the phoenix through the flames destroying the 2 of them while Mimic reverses the flames power and then coats both Pyro and Human Torch with frost and ice courtesy of Ice Man. Horatio Caine and The Punisher attack Team Fred's gunslingers. Horatio Caine knocks Travis Bickle to the ground and they both lose their weapons as they begin beating the crap out of each other while Punisher blasts Snake Plisken in the head with his Colt .45. Horatio Caine gets Travis Bickle in a head lock and then Punisher throws him a knife which he uses to stab the Taxi Driver in the throat. Dirty Harry says "nice catch" as he plants a .44 magnum into Caine's head. Rorscach and Punisher square off in what would be best described as a "Fanboy's dream come true". They both dive into an alley shooting at each other like crazy, when Rorscach jumps over a dumpster and onto Punisher. Punisher rolls on top of him and pulls a knife but Rorscach knocks it out of his hands and kicks him off. He then tackles Punisher back onto the ground and wrestles a gun into the neck of Punisher. He is about to pull the trigger when he looks down and realizes that Punisher, although pinned underneath him has just popped a grenade. Rorscach looks Punisher in the eyes and smiles as he says "Good, a perfect ending" right before they both blow up. Deadpool is running toward Mimic when he barely even stops along the way to kill Vampirella by chopping off her head with his ninja sword. Mimic is about to once again unleash some stolen power toward the Insecticons when Deadpool runs up the stairs of the building that Mimic is flying next to and crashes out the window of the 4th floor. While in mid-air he pumps Mimic full of bullets and then slices Mimic in half, right down the middle as he screams with a tear in his eye "This is for Megatron". Deadpool then falls 40 feet down to the cement and is forced to lay on the ground for quite some time while his healing factor fixes him up. Black Canary's defensive posture is broken as she gets bitten by 5 Compy's at once but she fights hard even as the poison sinks into her bloodstream. She does not fall from her injuries until she has helped her teammates kill every last Compy. Deadpool is about to get up when Vision flies up to him. Deadpool says "Hey my robot boyfriend just died are you single"? Vision then makes his hands intangible as he sticks them into Deadpool's head and then pulls out his brain. Vision says "Can I borrow this, you obviousely aren't using it" (which is a pretty funny one-liner for an android). Vision then takes flight in his intangible form and heads towards the 2 remaining Insecticons. He flies into the middle of Kickback and then hardens just his hand as it is in the spark of the Decepticon to disrupt the signal and destroy him. The X-Men run over to the park area that is littered in dead Compy's to fight Legolas, Merlin, Ras Al Ghul, and the heart-broken Green Arrow. Angel takes off but he is instantly filled with arrows by both Green Arrow and Legolas. Merlin blasts Ice Man's ice slide out from under him right after he cast a sleeping spell on the mutant so he could do nothing to save himself from going head first into the pavement from about 20 feet up. Beast avenges him by stealthly jumping onto the back of the wizard and then snapping his neck. Green Arrow and Legolas, or as I like to call them "brothers from different specied mothers" are fighting valiantly back to back until Jean Grey uses her powers to freeze all of their arrows in mid-air. Legolas goes to pull out his Elven knives but it is to late as Cyclops and their newly arrived daughter Phoenix blast the 2 green-garbed archers with some mad mutant powers. Ras Al Ghul, Aphrodite, and Bombshell regroup with The Atom and Ant Man in hopes to turn the tide but when Kilowag flies up holding Brainiac their confidence begins to shake. The powerful Kilowag creates a giant fly swatter of pure green energy and brings it down on top of both The Atom and Ant Man. Aphrodite begins to ride away on horse #1 but the horse is shot out from under her by one of Legolas' used arrows that was thrown by Bullseye. Ras Al Ghul is not normally known for his compassion but luckily for the god of love he is of course completely in love with her which is why, as default leader he orders Bombshell to pick her up first as the 3 of them retreat.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!
The Untouchables are Horatio Caine (designated leader), Punisher, Deadpool, Megatron, The Constructicons, The Insecticons: Bombshell, Shrapnell, & Kickback, The Fantastic Four: Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, The Thing, & Human Torch, Pyro, Mystique, White Queen, Ant-Man, The Atom, Green Arrow & Black Canary, Ras Al Ghul, Dr. Polaris, The WildCATS: Spartan, Grifter, Voodoo, Zealot, Warblade, Maul, Void, & Lord Emp, Malificent, Merlin, Aphrodite, Legolas, & horse #1-6.
From behind the front lines of the battle Aphrodite is attempting to win over the hearts of the men on Team Fred but she is unable to figure out why it is not working. Enchantress is also attempting to do the same thing while hiding behind some of her own teammates but since both of these truly beautiful figures already have their entire teams under their spells neither of them are able to do much to win over the hearts of the normally weak male species, rendering both of them somewhat useless. Dr. Polaris uses his powers of magnetism to pick up Ultron and use him as a missle into the head of Master Mold and kills them both. Bullseye runs at Dr. Polaris throwing knives at him but Dr. Polaris easily deflects the metal objects before they can hit him. Bullseye has to tumble out of the way of his own weapons as Dr. Polaris throws them back at him, but Bullseye runs by one of those cheesey little trees that they have growing in the city and breaks a branch off of it. He then throws the once harmless branch at Dr. Polaris and turns it into a truly deadly weapon as it goes right into the eye of his opponent and kills him. Super Skrull flies in to fight with the only 4 people that he hates just as much as the Kree, The Fantastic Four. Super Skrull uses all 4 of their powers against them, but they work as unit and are better with their own powers than he is. Super Skrull tries to bring down his orange rock hand onto Mr. Fantastic but his wife protects him with her Invisible shield. She then lets the shield down for a second so Mr. Fantastic can return the attack but Super Skrull uses this oppurtunity to blast Invisible Woman with a massive flame which burns her alive. The Enraged Mr. Fantastic then wraps his stretchy arms around the master war skrull and Human Torch flies up to absorb any of the heat that Super Skrull tries to direct toward his teammates. The Thing then puts an orange rock fist right through the head of Super Skrull and puts him out of commission. Horatio Caine tells Megatron to have the Constructicons merge to form Devastator, but when they try to do it they are unable to move. Mimic, using Voodoo's magnetic powers freezes the Constructicons in place and then slowly pulls them apart by focusing on the bolts and unloosening them. Mimic then pulls Shrapnell out of the sky and into the head of Megatron, crushing them both. The X-Men attack The WildCATS and despite the fact that they are outnumbered The WildCATS seem unable to keep up with the X-Men. Spartan yells "It's like they know what we are going to do before we do it". Lord Emp then adds "You're right, Everything we do is completely predictable to them". Ice Man replies with "That's because everything you do we have already done a dozen times" as he freezes Grifter, Voodoo, and Void so Beast can come through and knock off their frozen heads. Cyclops then uses his optic blasts to blow apart Spartan, Zealot, and Maul while Jean Grey uses her telekinetic powers to pick up Warblade and crush his organic steel body into the normally durable body of Lord Emp. Angel flew above them gracefully looking pretty as usual. Legolas, his homeboy Green Arrow, Black Canary, Merlin, and Ras Al Ghul ride up on Horse #2-6 to attack. They are riding quickly when all of the sudden they are thrown from their horses, as the horse are being attacked by the starving herd of Compys. The Compy's begin tearing at the flesh of the horses and completely surround the riders. Legolas and Green Arrow start taking them out with arrows and the others use their respective attacks to fend them off but they just keep coming. The 5 of them do well against the little dinosaurs but it definitely ties them up for quite a while. Malificent flies in in the form of a giant dragon and devours Enchantress. Absorbing Man takes on the density of the concrete beneath his feet and rushes Maleficent but she simply waves her hand at him. When he goes to punch her it is as if his powers are completely reversed. The lower half of his body begins to melt as if the concrete he absorbed was not yet cured and the top of his body rips like paper as Maleficent puts her shaky little hand right through him. Snake Plisken yells "Hey Lady, Put a spell on these"! as Snake, along with Rorschach and Travis Bickle unload about a dozen bullets into her body and kill her. White Queen tries to use her mind powers on Dirty Harry to get him to turn on his other gun wielding teammates but when it comes to mind powers she is a little bit outgunned against Team Fred. Phoenix flies in to meet her and instantly breaks the control that she has over Harry Callahan's mind. She then overwhelms White Queen as she unleashes the power of the phoenix on her. Phoenix then teams up with Mimic who has taken on the powers of not just Voodoo but also Phoenix, Pyro, Deadpool, & Ice Man. Mystique has made herself look like Merlin to initially try to throw them off but it doesn't work as Phoenix puts the thought into the heads of the Fantastic Four that Mystique is really Mimic which causes the Fantastic Four to unexpectadly turn on their own teammate and kill her. Mimic uses Pyro's powers to take control of Human Torch's flames to really heat things up for the The new Fantastic Four (I am including Pyro). Mr. Fantastic and Thing try to avoid the flames but Mimic and Rachel Summers use the flames as cover as Rachel unleashes the phoenix through the flames destroying the 2 of them while Mimic reverses the flames power and then coats both Pyro and Human Torch with frost and ice courtesy of Ice Man. Horatio Caine and The Punisher attack Team Fred's gunslingers. Horatio Caine knocks Travis Bickle to the ground and they both lose their weapons as they begin beating the crap out of each other while Punisher blasts Snake Plisken in the head with his Colt .45. Horatio Caine gets Travis Bickle in a head lock and then Punisher throws him a knife which he uses to stab the Taxi Driver in the throat. Dirty Harry says "nice catch" as he plants a .44 magnum into Caine's head. Rorscach and Punisher square off in what would be best described as a "Fanboy's dream come true". They both dive into an alley shooting at each other like crazy, when Rorscach jumps over a dumpster and onto Punisher. Punisher rolls on top of him and pulls a knife but Rorscach knocks it out of his hands and kicks him off. He then tackles Punisher back onto the ground and wrestles a gun into the neck of Punisher. He is about to pull the trigger when he looks down and realizes that Punisher, although pinned underneath him has just popped a grenade. Rorscach looks Punisher in the eyes and smiles as he says "Good, a perfect ending" right before they both blow up. Deadpool is running toward Mimic when he barely even stops along the way to kill Vampirella by chopping off her head with his ninja sword. Mimic is about to once again unleash some stolen power toward the Insecticons when Deadpool runs up the stairs of the building that Mimic is flying next to and crashes out the window of the 4th floor. While in mid-air he pumps Mimic full of bullets and then slices Mimic in half, right down the middle as he screams with a tear in his eye "This is for Megatron". Deadpool then falls 40 feet down to the cement and is forced to lay on the ground for quite some time while his healing factor fixes him up. Black Canary's defensive posture is broken as she gets bitten by 5 Compy's at once but she fights hard even as the poison sinks into her bloodstream. She does not fall from her injuries until she has helped her teammates kill every last Compy. Deadpool is about to get up when Vision flies up to him. Deadpool says "Hey my robot boyfriend just died are you single"? Vision then makes his hands intangible as he sticks them into Deadpool's head and then pulls out his brain. Vision says "Can I borrow this, you obviousely aren't using it" (which is a pretty funny one-liner for an android). Vision then takes flight in his intangible form and heads towards the 2 remaining Insecticons. He flies into the middle of Kickback and then hardens just his hand as it is in the spark of the Decepticon to disrupt the signal and destroy him. The X-Men run over to the park area that is littered in dead Compy's to fight Legolas, Merlin, Ras Al Ghul, and the heart-broken Green Arrow. Angel takes off but he is instantly filled with arrows by both Green Arrow and Legolas. Merlin blasts Ice Man's ice slide out from under him right after he cast a sleeping spell on the mutant so he could do nothing to save himself from going head first into the pavement from about 20 feet up. Beast avenges him by stealthly jumping onto the back of the wizard and then snapping his neck. Green Arrow and Legolas, or as I like to call them "brothers from different specied mothers" are fighting valiantly back to back until Jean Grey uses her powers to freeze all of their arrows in mid-air. Legolas goes to pull out his Elven knives but it is to late as Cyclops and their newly arrived daughter Phoenix blast the 2 green-garbed archers with some mad mutant powers. Ras Al Ghul, Aphrodite, and Bombshell regroup with The Atom and Ant Man in hopes to turn the tide but when Kilowag flies up holding Brainiac their confidence begins to shake. The powerful Kilowag creates a giant fly swatter of pure green energy and brings it down on top of both The Atom and Ant Man. Aphrodite begins to ride away on horse #1 but the horse is shot out from under her by one of Legolas' used arrows that was thrown by Bullseye. Ras Al Ghul is not normally known for his compassion but luckily for the god of love he is of course completely in love with her which is why, as default leader he orders Bombshell to pick her up first as the 3 of them retreat.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!
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