Monday, March 21, 2011

The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Luke Skywalker: Grand Jedi Master, Sandworm #14, Phoenix, Sheanna, Nightwing, and Flamebird.

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Al Qaeda Terrorist #1-20, Sandworm #1, Graboid #1, Dorf, Ginaz Swordsmen #10, Aaron Eggemeyer, & Black Lantern Guy Gardner.


Both teams scatter as the two massive sandworms come bursting out of the Dunes of Baghdad. Sheanna attempts to calm the two worms, but she is unable to break through their instinctual need to dominate their own territory. Graboid #1 grabs a hold of Sheanna and breaks her neck before he eats her. As the competitors attempt to escape, The Graboid, The Ginaz Swordsmen, & Aaron Eggemeyer are crushed to death. Luke Skywalker should have plenty of time and skill to get away, but somehow Dorf manages to trip the Master with his golf club that he was tripping over as well. Luke sticks his lightsaber through Dorf’s face, but in the end it slows Luke down enough to have him join Dorf in death at the hands of the two great makers. Phoenix squares off against Guy Gardner, high above the warm desert ground. While Nightwing and Flamebird formulate a plan to take out the enormous sandworm. They had at first hoped that perhaps their sandworm would come out on top of the battle, but as all of us FFL Fans know, Sandworm #1 is indeed the biggest of all the worms and it has never lost a territorial battle with another worm. The Al Qaeda terrorists attempt to gather enough Sandworm #14 teeth for crysknives for both themselves, and their fallen comrades; but as they are doing this, their own mammoth Shai Halud sends them to meet Allah. Black Lantern Guy Gardner viciously attacks Jean Grey, but he is stopped when she releases the power cosmic to re-kill the ring-wielder. Phoenix regroups with Flamebird and Nightwing, and the three of them recklessly fly directly into the mouth of Sandworm #1. They realize that the maker must have a vulnerable spot inside it somewhere and that if it does they are surely powerful enough to destroy it. The three super-powered chicks fight valiantly once inside. They attack with every bit of power they have but to the eyes of the desert, it seems as though the worm is simply going about its business. It is not until the sandworm begins to glow red in its center that it all of the sudden slowly comes to a stop. After the sandstorm caused by the worms settles; a small hole, oozing the water of life is seen in the side of the worm... Only Flamebird crawls out of it.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!

4 comments:

Archr5 said...

I know Phoenix's thing is coming back from the dead.. but... isn't she dead?

http://fantasyfantasygraveyard.blogspot.com/2010/02/fantasy-fantasy-death-77-rachel-summers.html

Josh the Commish said...

Rachel Summers Phoenix is dead. This is Jean Grey Phoenix.

Josh the Commish said...

Horsemen: Flamebird is sole survivor

Murderflies: all dead

Lickolas said...

Close one dude, you almost started out as awesome as me this year.