Monday, March 21, 2011

Oblivio Vs The Syracuse valley

Oblivio is
Sandworm #8, Sandworm #13,Graboid #2,Graboid #3,Kraft Dragon #2,Jet Jaguar ,Magma, Earl Bassett & Val McKee.


The Syracuse valley are
Megatron, Soundwave w/ Laserbeak, Black Lantern Squawk Talk, Black Lantern Beast Box, Zombie Overkill, (movie) Ravage, Fast-Forward*, The Decepticon Spy Bug*, (movie) Wheelie*, & Decepticon #1 & 2, Starscream, Jazz, Cosmic Spider-Man, Rayden w/ Kid Thunder, Capt. Lou Albano in an Exo-Suit, Little Goomba #7


After I received this match-up I didn’t bother making the trip on account of I didn’t want to see my brother get butt f**ked and just about everybody over there smells like a camel. So I called my buddy Laith who lives in Baghdad and got him to record the match on his I-Phone. It was a wise decision because what I saw on that shaky but amazingly hi def screen was unspeakable but surprisingly easy to write about. The recording began with Little Goomba #7 walking back and forth as his team listened to what he had to say.

Little Goomba #7 : Alright guys bottom line his we are f**ked no matter what we do, we are going to lose. But I think if we decide right no that we’re going down fighting we might be able to buy enough time for the kid, Fast-Forward, Spy Bug, Wheelie, and Jazz to escape.

Megatron; Shut your mouth mushroom, No one retreats. We are going to win whether I have to use your dead body to beat them all to death or NOT!

Black Lantern Squawk Talk: Yes I agree, I am really looking forward to eating some sandworm heart.

Little Goomba#7: Really? And just were is a Sandworms heart located.

Capt. Lou Albano: The Goombas gota point.

SUDDENLY THE EARTH BEGINS TO RUMBLE!

Sandworm#8 devours all of the Transformers and Captain Lou. Graboid#3 breaks through the ground ready to eat kid thunder but just as the large worm creature shoots out his tentacles Goomba#7 sacrifices himself to save the boy. Kid Thunder runs and hides in one of the nearby buildings. Just as Rayden is falling into the pit that is a sandworm and right before cosmic Spiderman is consumed he manages to fire off a burst of energy the splatters Val all over Earl.

Oblivio is victorious!

The Syracuse Valley: Kid thunder sole survivor.

Oblivio: All unharmed except Val McKee who is dead and Earl Basset who is emotionally scarred.

1 comment:

Lickolas said...

Great opening line dude. A blow out is just a blow out sometimes.