The Murderflies are Sandworm #1-5, Jawa #1, & Marine #4, 7, & 14-73.
The Valley is Star Fox (w/ Darth Maul's double-bladed lightsaber) in Ratts Tyrelle's pod, (young) Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue lightsaber) & Kister in Odee Mandrell's pod, Moritani #2-15, Kree Soldier #2-36, Giant Hammer Bros. #1-10, & Little Goomba #7-34.
Star Fox races thru the dunes in his pod, not at all looking forward to the match that he is about to lead his team into. He contacts Anakin over his com and tells him: “listen kid, I’ve encountered these Sandworms before. Now we are going to try a few attacks on them; but if it doesn’t work out then we are going to turn these pods around and get out of here. Is that clear“? “We heard you boss”. Kister says into the com for Anakin (he’s gotta do something while Anakin does most of the work). Star Fox radios the rest of his troops to tell them to stand at the ready for what is about to attack. Star Fox would do anything for The Syracuse Valley and his loyalty runs deep, but he doesn’t get why they even have to show up to a battle like this: “Of all the weeks to have to fight The Murderflies” McLeod thinks to himself “and they don’t even bother to give me a ship with any weapons on it”. The bullet catchers, I mean Little Goombas are The Valley’s front line with The Giant Hammer Bros. right behind them. The Kree Soldiers are next with The Moritani ready at the back, having convinced the coaching staff of Commander Dogstar and Mcgruff that they were “the elite force”. The 62 Marines actually summon the worms with a new and improved Ronco thumper as they are going to attempt to ride the worm like they were ridden by The Fremen back on their planet of origin: Arrakis. Jawa #1 runs away from his own team and the plan that has more potential for failure than the drafting of Wu-Tang in the first round. The Jawa succeeds in getting away from his own team, but in the process wanders over where the Valley are set up and gets conked in the head by a giant hammer from Giant Hammer Bros. #2. The Marines begin to see wormsign as the sand seems almost electrified, but they quickly find out 2 things. 1 being that it takes more than being addicted to spice to be able to ride a sandworm, and 2, that Ron Popeil’s thumper works a little to well, as it summoned not 1 worm but the other 4 as well. The marines might be well-trained fighters, but they simply do not have the know-how of a Fremen who was born being taught the skills of worm-riding among many other needed desert talents. The worms go crazy when they eject from the sands and see a desert landscape littered with trespassers. The worms come crashing down on top of the people around and onto themselves. Although there is no sandstorm raging at the time it seems as if there is from the amount of upturned sand at the rising of these massive beasts. None of the 62 marines are able to carry out the plan, as they all fall victim to their own sandworms. The Moritani Soldier’s personal Holtzman shields offer no protection from the mighty makers and the Giant Hammer Bros. seem anything but giant once Shai Halud shows himself in the open desert. If the Kree soldiers are stronger and more durable than humans as most are certain that they are, then it was not noticeable while they were being attacked and quickly engulfed by the Sandworms. One can guess what the Little Goombas accomplished against the worms: nothing. In the end, all of the soldiers are no where to be found and the only dead things visible to me as the watcher are the enormous dead carcasses of Sandworms #3 & 4 who did not end up on the right side of the territorial battle with the other worms. Anakin sees this and gets caught up in the moment. Star Fox orders the retreat but before he can even spit out the complete order he finds himself yelling: “ANAKIN NOOOO” when he sees Anakin ignite his lightsaber and race head on toward the giant worm. Fox’s initial reaction is to chase after the pod and rescue the 2 kids, but he sees that Anakin is way to far away for him to do anything about it. An old soldier like him knows the difference between nobility and foolishness, he just wishes he had enough time to teach it to Anakin. Star Fox guns his pod and retreats back to base like his team has had to do more times than he cares to admit.
BROCK SAMPSON’S FIGHTNG MURDERFLIES ARE VICTRIOUS!
Monday, May 3, 2010
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team S.P.
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Sandworm #14, Hades, The Balrog of Moria, Moltenadon, Fremen #31-42, Sheanna, Moneo Atreides, Juggernaut, Havoc, Daken, Gurney Halleck, Archangel, Pinhead, Hal Jordan Parallax, Medusa, Annihilus, & Sunspot.
Team S.P. is Capt. Carrot & his Amazing Zoo Crew, Speed Buggy, Tinker, Mark, Debbie, Kang the Conqueror, Mr. Figure, Lawrence, Mike, The Sea Captain, Marian Ravenwood, Bob the Goon, Ka-Zar & Zabu, The Enchantress, Kahn, Deathbird, Jubilee, Binary, Vision, Blockbuster, Blink, Giant Man, Spider-Woman, Skrull #24, Mastermind, Stick, Female Sentinel #2-7, & Quicksilver.
Sheanna, along with Gurney Halleck lead the 12 Fremen soldiers in planting a thumper and summoning the great maker of Shai Halud. Both teams stand in awe as the giant Sandworm #14 comes raging out of the dunes, but Sheanna, Gurney, and her sietch of Fremen have no problem setting their maker hooks and climbing on top of the giant worm. Once atop the worm the Fremen have no problem controlling it, like so many of their ancestors have for thousands of years. The worm-riders mow thru their opponents team and in their first run wipe out Capt. Carrot and the rest of the Zoo Crew, Mr. Figure, w/ both of his henchmen Lawrence & Mike, The Sea Captain, Marian Ravenwood, Bob the Goon, Ka-Zar & Zabu, Kahn, Deathbird, Skrull #24 (looking much like Mastermind today), Jubilee, & Stick. Havoc & Daken jump onto the hood of Speed Buggy and make short work of the people inside the living car, killing Tinker, Mark, & Debbie with ease; but The Speed Buggy is able to make a sharp turn and throw the 2 mutants from its hood before they can destroy him as well. The Enchantress uses her powers of Asgardian charm to lure over Moneo and Atreides, but when he shows up she snaps his neck. The skilled fighter does not even attempt to use his lightning fast reflexes to dodge the attack or fight back, because he is so caught up in her mystical spell. Hal Jordan Parallax, Annihilus, Sunspot, & Archangel combine forces to take out both the heavy hitters of Blockbuster & Giant Man, but Mastermind is able to tap into the mind of Hal Jordan. Once inside he accentuates the struggle between the man and the fear entity to such an extreme that it leaves Jordan an absolute vegetable. Annihilus then crushes Mastermind before he can carry out an attack on any of the other Horsemen. The 6 Female Sentinels attack the giant Sandworm as a unit, but they are dwarfed by the mighty Maker. There weaponry has next to no effect on the worm and they are all destroyed by it’s sheer might. Whether it be because he is an android or because he is in a state of intangibility is unclear; but Medusa’s powers seem to have no effect on Vision. Vision does his classic, reanimate the hand bit while it is in her chest and pull out something important to kill Medusa. Spider-Woman & Binary are about to face off against Juggernaut when they become surrounded by Havoc, Daken, Archangel, Annihilus, & Sunspot. Blink runs in to seemingly lend a hand, but instead she creates a portal underneath her and her 2 teammates to bring them back to Team S.P. headquarters. Speed Buggy picks up Enchantress and they race thru the dunes to escape the fight as well. Quicksilver attempts to race away from the fight, but The Fremen push the Sandworm to its limit and catch Quicksilver before he can escape to provide the Sandworm with a snack that was barely worth the effort. Hades, The 2 Balrogs, and Pinhead do not even bother to come out of the depths to join this battle.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Team S.P. is Capt. Carrot & his Amazing Zoo Crew, Speed Buggy, Tinker, Mark, Debbie, Kang the Conqueror, Mr. Figure, Lawrence, Mike, The Sea Captain, Marian Ravenwood, Bob the Goon, Ka-Zar & Zabu, The Enchantress, Kahn, Deathbird, Jubilee, Binary, Vision, Blockbuster, Blink, Giant Man, Spider-Woman, Skrull #24, Mastermind, Stick, Female Sentinel #2-7, & Quicksilver.
Sheanna, along with Gurney Halleck lead the 12 Fremen soldiers in planting a thumper and summoning the great maker of Shai Halud. Both teams stand in awe as the giant Sandworm #14 comes raging out of the dunes, but Sheanna, Gurney, and her sietch of Fremen have no problem setting their maker hooks and climbing on top of the giant worm. Once atop the worm the Fremen have no problem controlling it, like so many of their ancestors have for thousands of years. The worm-riders mow thru their opponents team and in their first run wipe out Capt. Carrot and the rest of the Zoo Crew, Mr. Figure, w/ both of his henchmen Lawrence & Mike, The Sea Captain, Marian Ravenwood, Bob the Goon, Ka-Zar & Zabu, Kahn, Deathbird, Skrull #24 (looking much like Mastermind today), Jubilee, & Stick. Havoc & Daken jump onto the hood of Speed Buggy and make short work of the people inside the living car, killing Tinker, Mark, & Debbie with ease; but The Speed Buggy is able to make a sharp turn and throw the 2 mutants from its hood before they can destroy him as well. The Enchantress uses her powers of Asgardian charm to lure over Moneo and Atreides, but when he shows up she snaps his neck. The skilled fighter does not even attempt to use his lightning fast reflexes to dodge the attack or fight back, because he is so caught up in her mystical spell. Hal Jordan Parallax, Annihilus, Sunspot, & Archangel combine forces to take out both the heavy hitters of Blockbuster & Giant Man, but Mastermind is able to tap into the mind of Hal Jordan. Once inside he accentuates the struggle between the man and the fear entity to such an extreme that it leaves Jordan an absolute vegetable. Annihilus then crushes Mastermind before he can carry out an attack on any of the other Horsemen. The 6 Female Sentinels attack the giant Sandworm as a unit, but they are dwarfed by the mighty Maker. There weaponry has next to no effect on the worm and they are all destroyed by it’s sheer might. Whether it be because he is an android or because he is in a state of intangibility is unclear; but Medusa’s powers seem to have no effect on Vision. Vision does his classic, reanimate the hand bit while it is in her chest and pull out something important to kill Medusa. Spider-Woman & Binary are about to face off against Juggernaut when they become surrounded by Havoc, Daken, Archangel, Annihilus, & Sunspot. Blink runs in to seemingly lend a hand, but instead she creates a portal underneath her and her 2 teammates to bring them back to Team S.P. headquarters. Speed Buggy picks up Enchantress and they race thru the dunes to escape the fight as well. Quicksilver attempts to race away from the fight, but The Fremen push the Sandworm to its limit and catch Quicksilver before he can escape to provide the Sandworm with a snack that was barely worth the effort. Hades, The 2 Balrogs, and Pinhead do not even bother to come out of the depths to join this battle.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obam's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Hayley's Comets
The Commandos are Dave Bowman: The Green Lantrn Starchild, Numnius, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Lazarus Long in an Ornithopter, Sardakaur #13-18, Rodimus Prime, Paul Atreides Ghola, Bashar Miles Teg, Huma Dragonbane on his Red Dragon, Black Dragon #15, The Herculoids: Zandar, Tarra, Dorno, Zok, Igoo, Tundro, Gloo & Gleep, Vorian Atreides in a Mig, Duncan Idaho Ghola #4, (Movie) Devastator: Demolisher, Mixmaster, Long Haul, Rampage, Scavenger, Hightower, & Scrapper, Dex-Tar, Karu-Sil, & Bala Repaul.
The Comets are Sandworm #9 & 13, The Justice Force: Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle, & Boomerang, Ash (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Grottle, Wartorle, Infernape, Dialga, Palkia, Rayquazza, Regirock, Empoleon, Prinplup, Piplup, Jiggly Puff, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Charmeleon, Drago, The Shining Force, Halk Karr, Trygon, Omac, & Watchdog #1-10.
Bowman and Numnius are being forced to put their differences aside by Coach Obama (he just sat down with them for a few minutes and they put aside their dispute kind of like he does with foreign countries). The Starchild and Numnius fly over to Bashar Miles Teg and The Starchild begins to speak: "I understand that this is your home planet Miles, and I also believe the intel that the team we are about to go up against has 2 Sandworms. So I must ask Bashar, how does one go about killing a Sandworm"? Miles Teg answers: "Oh, is that all you wanted to know, it's easy. You just wait 10,000 years for them to die of natural causes". The Paul ghola looks around his surroundings, and finds it strange that he is not comfortable in the setting. He knows who he is supposed to become and that this place should feel right at home to him, but it is still all to foreign to him. The powers that be in the Commando organization have told Rodimus time and time again how enormous the sandworms are, but he is still unafraid of what they have to offer. Rodimus is used to leading Transformers up against opponents that everybody else describes as "huge". Rodimus leads The Constructicons and the dragons into the fray where he is certain that the sandworms will show themselves. In the meantime The Justice Force and The Herculoids are battling with each other, but just like in their respective cartoons nobody seems to be getting hurt (not that the character Nobody is getting hurt, I really mean that nobody is getting hurt). Halk Karr rips Bala Repaul in half before he can even ignite his lightsaber, but Superman's little brother is then instantly destroyed by the powers of Dex-Tar and Karu-Sil. Trygon simply wills the death of Karu-Sil; but once Harry Potter uses his magical powers to back up the magic of Dumbledore, they are able to overcome the evil of Trygon and destroy him. Omac is chasing after Dex-Tar, but out of nowhere, 2 attacks come from either side. Lazarus Long and Vorian Atreides take their respective vehicles to their top speeds and blow Omac out of the air as they pass right by each other. What Rodimus Prime has been waiting for, finally happens as the 2 massive sandworms come crashing out of the sand. Rodimus and The Constructicons are instantly dwarfed by the massive beasts and are then quickly and easily engulfed within the mouths of the great beasts. The Sandworms go on to take out all 6 Sardakaurs as well as all 10 of their own Watchdogs. The Black Dragon as well as Huma & his Red Dragon are next for the sandworms. Numnius and Bowman decide that it is officially time for them to put their differences aside and unify the Commandos once and for all. Numnius uses her immense cosmic powers to pacify the 2 worms momentarily while Bowman uses his newfound power of green energy which is multiplied exponentially by his own amazing abilities. With this power, combined with his green ring and the powers of Numnius he transports the 2 enormous worms millions of miles away, into the vacuum of space. Bowman and Numnius do their best to hide how weakened they really are by what they have just accomplished. Bashar Miles Teg then orders his Commandos to surround what is left of The Comets. The 2 teams are about equal in numbers, but the power surplus lies in the hands of The Commandos. Ash asks Silver Sentry: "What's the plan, now that the Sandworms are gone"? Sentry replies with: "The Sandworms were the plan. How about you Max, does one of your guys have a spell to get us out of this"? He asks of the Shining Force leader. Max replies with: "Yeah, I got the perfect one". Max says as he casts the egress spell, and allows the vast majority of his team to live and fight another day.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA'S "BEST OF BOTH
The Comets are Sandworm #9 & 13, The Justice Force: Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle, & Boomerang, Ash (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Grottle, Wartorle, Infernape, Dialga, Palkia, Rayquazza, Regirock, Empoleon, Prinplup, Piplup, Jiggly Puff, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Charmeleon, Drago, The Shining Force, Halk Karr, Trygon, Omac, & Watchdog #1-10.
Bowman and Numnius are being forced to put their differences aside by Coach Obama (he just sat down with them for a few minutes and they put aside their dispute kind of like he does with foreign countries). The Starchild and Numnius fly over to Bashar Miles Teg and The Starchild begins to speak: "I understand that this is your home planet Miles, and I also believe the intel that the team we are about to go up against has 2 Sandworms. So I must ask Bashar, how does one go about killing a Sandworm"? Miles Teg answers: "Oh, is that all you wanted to know, it's easy. You just wait 10,000 years for them to die of natural causes". The Paul ghola looks around his surroundings, and finds it strange that he is not comfortable in the setting. He knows who he is supposed to become and that this place should feel right at home to him, but it is still all to foreign to him. The powers that be in the Commando organization have told Rodimus time and time again how enormous the sandworms are, but he is still unafraid of what they have to offer. Rodimus is used to leading Transformers up against opponents that everybody else describes as "huge". Rodimus leads The Constructicons and the dragons into the fray where he is certain that the sandworms will show themselves. In the meantime The Justice Force and The Herculoids are battling with each other, but just like in their respective cartoons nobody seems to be getting hurt (not that the character Nobody is getting hurt, I really mean that nobody is getting hurt). Halk Karr rips Bala Repaul in half before he can even ignite his lightsaber, but Superman's little brother is then instantly destroyed by the powers of Dex-Tar and Karu-Sil. Trygon simply wills the death of Karu-Sil; but once Harry Potter uses his magical powers to back up the magic of Dumbledore, they are able to overcome the evil of Trygon and destroy him. Omac is chasing after Dex-Tar, but out of nowhere, 2 attacks come from either side. Lazarus Long and Vorian Atreides take their respective vehicles to their top speeds and blow Omac out of the air as they pass right by each other. What Rodimus Prime has been waiting for, finally happens as the 2 massive sandworms come crashing out of the sand. Rodimus and The Constructicons are instantly dwarfed by the massive beasts and are then quickly and easily engulfed within the mouths of the great beasts. The Sandworms go on to take out all 6 Sardakaurs as well as all 10 of their own Watchdogs. The Black Dragon as well as Huma & his Red Dragon are next for the sandworms. Numnius and Bowman decide that it is officially time for them to put their differences aside and unify the Commandos once and for all. Numnius uses her immense cosmic powers to pacify the 2 worms momentarily while Bowman uses his newfound power of green energy which is multiplied exponentially by his own amazing abilities. With this power, combined with his green ring and the powers of Numnius he transports the 2 enormous worms millions of miles away, into the vacuum of space. Bowman and Numnius do their best to hide how weakened they really are by what they have just accomplished. Bashar Miles Teg then orders his Commandos to surround what is left of The Comets. The 2 teams are about equal in numbers, but the power surplus lies in the hands of The Commandos. Ash asks Silver Sentry: "What's the plan, now that the Sandworms are gone"? Sentry replies with: "The Sandworms were the plan. How about you Max, does one of your guys have a spell to get us out of this"? He asks of the Shining Force leader. Max replies with: "Yeah, I got the perfect one". Max says as he casts the egress spell, and allows the vast majority of his team to live and fight another day.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA'S "BEST OF BOTH
The Right Wing vs Better Than All of You
The Right Wing is Superwoman, The Voltari: Aro (w/ a red lightsaber), Caius, & Marcus, Victoria (w/ a red lightsaber), Jool Nooret, Silver Surfer (w/ a green lantern ring), Lyra the She-Hulk (w/ a green lightsaber), The Pantheon: Agamemnon, Achilles, Ajax, Andromeda, Atalanta, Cassiopeia, Delphi, Hector, Jason, Paris, Prometheus, Perseus, Ulysses I, & Ulysses II, Jacen Solo, & Blue Lantern #2.
Better Than All of You is Loki & Bartleby, Gray Hulk, Abomination, Iron Spider Man, Anti-Venom, Red Lantern #1, Yellow Lantern #1, Jedi Councilman #1, Hulk Hogan (w/ Mandalorian Armor & a blue lightsaber), & Gandalf the White.
The sand on Scorched Wallach IX whips through the night air violently as these two National League teams square off. Grey Hulk and Abomination are the first to attack. They both leap right into the middle of the Pantheon and smash Ulysses I, Ulysses II, Perseus, Andromeda, Atalanta, Delphi and Cassiopeia into the ground before there is even a counter attack. Jool Noret then leads Achilles, Lyra and Victoria against the powerhouses. Victoria uses her speed and cunning to defeat Abomination with a lightsaber to the back of his neck. Jool and Lyra try and double team Grey Hulk, but Jool is smashed by Hulk’s mighty fists. Lyra wounds Grey Hulk with her lightsaber, but she is grabbed by the throat of the grey goliath. She then has her neck snapped by the giant they call “Mr. Fix-It.” Victoria quickly regroup with Aro, Caius and Marcus as they quadruple team Jedi Councilman #1, who is unable to defend such an attack. He is however able to slay Caius. Iron Spider-Man then flings in and takes out Agamemnon and Jason with his upgraded suit. Not to be out done, Hulk Hogan flies in, wearing his Mandalorian Armor and kills Hector and Paris with his blue lightsaber. “Beat that brother!” barks Hogan to Spidey. “You know, I was always more of a Macho Man fan myself,” quips Iron Spider-Man as he leaps away. Hulk Hogan then finds himself being attacked by Achilles, Ajax and Jacen Solo. The three of them beat him down to the ground, but Hogan knocks them all off of him. He then begins to shake his head from side to side as Ajax continues to pound on him, but the blows seem to have no effect. Hulk Hogan then blocks Ajax’s punch and points right in his face. But Jacen Solo plunges his lightsaber into Hogan’s back, killing the Real American. Grey Hulk then slams down on top of Ajax, crushing him. He then squashes Achilles’ skull with a mighty clap of his hands. Gandalf the White follows Grey Hulk up with a powerful bolt of magic which kills Jacen Solo. Superwoman (the Lucy Lane version) then flies in and tries to attack Gandalf. The powerful wizard quickly uses his magic to knock her back into the waiting arms of Grey Hulk. She struggles to free herself from Hulk’s grip, but in doing so, she ruptures the containment field of her suit. “Bruce, quick launch her into the sky!” yells Gandalf. Grey Hulk then fires Superwoman up into the air, just in the nick of time as her body explodes. Silver Surfer then see’s his teammate’s body explode and swoops in to try and tip the scale back into his team’s favor. The fallen angels, Loki and Bartleby, attempt to block Surfer’s path, but both just receive a dual blast of cosmic energy and green energy from Surfer’s new green power ring. They are reduced to mere ash as ‘Ol Chromedome continues his path. Red Lantern #1 and Yellow Lantern #1 team up and take out Prometheus as Blue Lantern #2 is just a little too slow to aid her teammate. But Blue Lantern #2 is able to complete cancel out Red Lantern #1’s power ring, which allows Aro to leap into the air and cut him in half. Marcus and Victoria are then attacked by Anti-Venom, who uses his powers to reverse the vampire curse that has given Marcus his longevity. But in doing so, Marcus’s body instantly reverts to his proper age, which is roughly 3,300 years old. Victoria then viciously hacks Anti-Venom to pieces with her red lightsaber as the sonic boom of Silver Surfer’s arrival sounds overhead. “Gandalf the White, take your team and go. This battle is over,” Silver Surfer calmly says to his opponent. But before Gandalf can answer Surfer, Yellow Lantern #1 flies in and tries to attack the leader of The Right Wing. Silver Surfer doesn’t ever break eye contact with Gandalf, but he does raise his right hand and blasts Yellow Lantern away with a braided bolt of cosmic and green energy. “I will not say this again,” Surfer says now with a much more sterner tone. Gandalf knows that Silver Surfer is right, the match is over. He uses his magic to get himself, Grey Hulk and Iron Spider-Man off of Scorched Wallach IX.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!
Better Than All of You is Loki & Bartleby, Gray Hulk, Abomination, Iron Spider Man, Anti-Venom, Red Lantern #1, Yellow Lantern #1, Jedi Councilman #1, Hulk Hogan (w/ Mandalorian Armor & a blue lightsaber), & Gandalf the White.
The sand on Scorched Wallach IX whips through the night air violently as these two National League teams square off. Grey Hulk and Abomination are the first to attack. They both leap right into the middle of the Pantheon and smash Ulysses I, Ulysses II, Perseus, Andromeda, Atalanta, Delphi and Cassiopeia into the ground before there is even a counter attack. Jool Noret then leads Achilles, Lyra and Victoria against the powerhouses. Victoria uses her speed and cunning to defeat Abomination with a lightsaber to the back of his neck. Jool and Lyra try and double team Grey Hulk, but Jool is smashed by Hulk’s mighty fists. Lyra wounds Grey Hulk with her lightsaber, but she is grabbed by the throat of the grey goliath. She then has her neck snapped by the giant they call “Mr. Fix-It.” Victoria quickly regroup with Aro, Caius and Marcus as they quadruple team Jedi Councilman #1, who is unable to defend such an attack. He is however able to slay Caius. Iron Spider-Man then flings in and takes out Agamemnon and Jason with his upgraded suit. Not to be out done, Hulk Hogan flies in, wearing his Mandalorian Armor and kills Hector and Paris with his blue lightsaber. “Beat that brother!” barks Hogan to Spidey. “You know, I was always more of a Macho Man fan myself,” quips Iron Spider-Man as he leaps away. Hulk Hogan then finds himself being attacked by Achilles, Ajax and Jacen Solo. The three of them beat him down to the ground, but Hogan knocks them all off of him. He then begins to shake his head from side to side as Ajax continues to pound on him, but the blows seem to have no effect. Hulk Hogan then blocks Ajax’s punch and points right in his face. But Jacen Solo plunges his lightsaber into Hogan’s back, killing the Real American. Grey Hulk then slams down on top of Ajax, crushing him. He then squashes Achilles’ skull with a mighty clap of his hands. Gandalf the White follows Grey Hulk up with a powerful bolt of magic which kills Jacen Solo. Superwoman (the Lucy Lane version) then flies in and tries to attack Gandalf. The powerful wizard quickly uses his magic to knock her back into the waiting arms of Grey Hulk. She struggles to free herself from Hulk’s grip, but in doing so, she ruptures the containment field of her suit. “Bruce, quick launch her into the sky!” yells Gandalf. Grey Hulk then fires Superwoman up into the air, just in the nick of time as her body explodes. Silver Surfer then see’s his teammate’s body explode and swoops in to try and tip the scale back into his team’s favor. The fallen angels, Loki and Bartleby, attempt to block Surfer’s path, but both just receive a dual blast of cosmic energy and green energy from Surfer’s new green power ring. They are reduced to mere ash as ‘Ol Chromedome continues his path. Red Lantern #1 and Yellow Lantern #1 team up and take out Prometheus as Blue Lantern #2 is just a little too slow to aid her teammate. But Blue Lantern #2 is able to complete cancel out Red Lantern #1’s power ring, which allows Aro to leap into the air and cut him in half. Marcus and Victoria are then attacked by Anti-Venom, who uses his powers to reverse the vampire curse that has given Marcus his longevity. But in doing so, Marcus’s body instantly reverts to his proper age, which is roughly 3,300 years old. Victoria then viciously hacks Anti-Venom to pieces with her red lightsaber as the sonic boom of Silver Surfer’s arrival sounds overhead. “Gandalf the White, take your team and go. This battle is over,” Silver Surfer calmly says to his opponent. But before Gandalf can answer Surfer, Yellow Lantern #1 flies in and tries to attack the leader of The Right Wing. Silver Surfer doesn’t ever break eye contact with Gandalf, but he does raise his right hand and blasts Yellow Lantern away with a braided bolt of cosmic and green energy. “I will not say this again,” Surfer says now with a much more sterner tone. Gandalf knows that Silver Surfer is right, the match is over. He uses his magic to get himself, Grey Hulk and Iron Spider-Man off of Scorched Wallach IX.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies vs Logical Genocide
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies are Sandworm #10, Eeth Koth, Starkiller, Xio Jade, Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #3-5, Dementor #7, Predator #49, The Leader w/red lightsaber, Xenomorph #33, Lord Dredd, Dr. Voodoo, Ultra Magnus, Ducan Idaho Ghola #8, Blue Wizard #2, Cybertronian Guardian #10, Junkeon #17 & #18, Force Adept #1-4, Yellow Jacket, and Majik.
Logical Genocide is Sandworm #11, Ion, Nekron, Ed the Neo Cymek, Predator #48, Zombie Tyler Durden, Warwolves #3,6,7,&9, Black Dragon #11, V w/yellow ring, Bane, Shatterstar, Manhunters #1-3, Magmar, Hawk, Starman, The Ray, Red Lantern #2, Jedi #28, and Chris Seeney.
Logical Genocide’s locker room has been in quite the disarray this past week, due to Chris Seeney’s violent eruption after losing the “Green Lantern Ring Match” against Built Ford Tough. Head Coach Geoff Johns has decided that the best way to solve this problem is to unleash him out on the desert battlefield of Scorched Wallach IX this week and hope he can properly channel this anger. “There is great rage inside of you boy. Let’s see if we can get you that Red Lantern ring this week,” growls Red Lantern #2. “Just stay out of my way!” yells Seeney. The four Warwolves rush in together and attack the Bullies three Jedi Lightsaber Scientists. The Jedi’s are able to kill all four Warwolves, but only Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #4 is alive. Chris Seeney sneaks up and steals the two lightsabers from the fallen Jedis. “Ahh, this is just what I need,” Chris says to himself. He then double backs and joins up with Bane and Hawk. The three angry members of Logical Genocide then all jump Lord Dredd, Xio Jade and Force Adepts #2 and #3. Bane picks Xio Jade up and snaps her back over his knee. Seeney in his blood lust rage surprisingly kills both Force Adepts. Hawk then viciously kills Lord Dredd. The three men are now absolutely soaked in their opponents’ blood. Just then the sand begins to quake beneath the two teams’ feet. Both teams Sandworms burst out of the sand and devour Magmar, Jedi #28, Zombie Tyler Durden, Predator #48, Force Adept #1 and Blue Wizard #2. They then begin to attack each other as Ion and Nekron decide to finally work together. Ion takes flight and mustards all his power and with Nekron they kill the Bullies’ Sandworm. But their own team’s Sandworm is causing just as much devastation. It has now also killed Black Dragon #11, Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #4, Predator #49, Manhunter #1, Junkeon #17 and Force Adept #4. The team of Starkiller, Eeth Koth and The Leader, who is wielding a red lightsaber, all find themselves surrounded by Shatterstar, Starman, The Ray and V with his yellow power ring. Starkiller leaps into action first and slices Shatterstar’s dual swords in half, and then follows it up by doing the same to Shatterstar himself. V blasts The Leader’s lightsaber out of his hand with a yellow energy blast, which makes The Leader susceptible to an energy blast from Starman which kills the intelligent being. The Ray then uses his powers to overload both Master Koth’s and Starkiller’s lightsabers. Starkiller then attempts to kill The Ray with a blast of Force Lightning, but The Ray just absorbs it and redirects it back and even more powerful at his opponents, which vaporize them. Ultra Magnus leaps up onto the back of the massive form of Ed the Neo-Cymek, while it’s being attacked by Cybertronian Guardian #10. The Neo-Cymek defeats the Guardian, but Ultra Magnus is able to blast open the protected area where the living brain is stored. Magnus destroys the brain, thus killing the Neo-Cymek. Duncan Idaho Ghola #8 swiftly moves through the desert and uses his Ginaz sword to run through Hawk before he can even put up a fight. Chris Seeney has his two stolen lightsabers ignited awaiting the Idaho Ghola who is rushing towards him. But before he can reach Seeney, Duncan Idaho Ghola #8 is blasted into nothing by Ion. “Arrrrrggg!!! I could have taken him!!” screams Chris at Ion. Nekron then uses his power over all that is evil and dark to destroy Dementor #7 before turning his attention to Dr. Voodoo. The Sorcerer Supreme tries to cast several spells on Nekron, but they are all for not, as Nekron rips the very soul from Dr. Voodoo, killing him. Red Lantern #2 flies in and blasts a hole right through the chest of Junkeon #18 and flies right through it. The two remaining Manhunters then blast away the lone Xenomorph. “Magik, you have to get us out of here!” shouts Ultra Magnus. The little sister of Colossus then uses her mutant powers to teleport herself, Yellowjacket, and Ultra Magnus far away from this battle. “FINALLY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I’VE WON!! I DID IT!! ME!! ALL ME!!! I’VE WON!!!” yells Chris Seeney.
LOGICAL GENOCIDE IS VICTORIOUS!!
Logical Genocide is Sandworm #11, Ion, Nekron, Ed the Neo Cymek, Predator #48, Zombie Tyler Durden, Warwolves #3,6,7,&9, Black Dragon #11, V w/yellow ring, Bane, Shatterstar, Manhunters #1-3, Magmar, Hawk, Starman, The Ray, Red Lantern #2, Jedi #28, and Chris Seeney.
Logical Genocide’s locker room has been in quite the disarray this past week, due to Chris Seeney’s violent eruption after losing the “Green Lantern Ring Match” against Built Ford Tough. Head Coach Geoff Johns has decided that the best way to solve this problem is to unleash him out on the desert battlefield of Scorched Wallach IX this week and hope he can properly channel this anger. “There is great rage inside of you boy. Let’s see if we can get you that Red Lantern ring this week,” growls Red Lantern #2. “Just stay out of my way!” yells Seeney. The four Warwolves rush in together and attack the Bullies three Jedi Lightsaber Scientists. The Jedi’s are able to kill all four Warwolves, but only Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #4 is alive. Chris Seeney sneaks up and steals the two lightsabers from the fallen Jedis. “Ahh, this is just what I need,” Chris says to himself. He then double backs and joins up with Bane and Hawk. The three angry members of Logical Genocide then all jump Lord Dredd, Xio Jade and Force Adepts #2 and #3. Bane picks Xio Jade up and snaps her back over his knee. Seeney in his blood lust rage surprisingly kills both Force Adepts. Hawk then viciously kills Lord Dredd. The three men are now absolutely soaked in their opponents’ blood. Just then the sand begins to quake beneath the two teams’ feet. Both teams Sandworms burst out of the sand and devour Magmar, Jedi #28, Zombie Tyler Durden, Predator #48, Force Adept #1 and Blue Wizard #2. They then begin to attack each other as Ion and Nekron decide to finally work together. Ion takes flight and mustards all his power and with Nekron they kill the Bullies’ Sandworm. But their own team’s Sandworm is causing just as much devastation. It has now also killed Black Dragon #11, Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #4, Predator #49, Manhunter #1, Junkeon #17 and Force Adept #4. The team of Starkiller, Eeth Koth and The Leader, who is wielding a red lightsaber, all find themselves surrounded by Shatterstar, Starman, The Ray and V with his yellow power ring. Starkiller leaps into action first and slices Shatterstar’s dual swords in half, and then follows it up by doing the same to Shatterstar himself. V blasts The Leader’s lightsaber out of his hand with a yellow energy blast, which makes The Leader susceptible to an energy blast from Starman which kills the intelligent being. The Ray then uses his powers to overload both Master Koth’s and Starkiller’s lightsabers. Starkiller then attempts to kill The Ray with a blast of Force Lightning, but The Ray just absorbs it and redirects it back and even more powerful at his opponents, which vaporize them. Ultra Magnus leaps up onto the back of the massive form of Ed the Neo-Cymek, while it’s being attacked by Cybertronian Guardian #10. The Neo-Cymek defeats the Guardian, but Ultra Magnus is able to blast open the protected area where the living brain is stored. Magnus destroys the brain, thus killing the Neo-Cymek. Duncan Idaho Ghola #8 swiftly moves through the desert and uses his Ginaz sword to run through Hawk before he can even put up a fight. Chris Seeney has his two stolen lightsabers ignited awaiting the Idaho Ghola who is rushing towards him. But before he can reach Seeney, Duncan Idaho Ghola #8 is blasted into nothing by Ion. “Arrrrrggg!!! I could have taken him!!” screams Chris at Ion. Nekron then uses his power over all that is evil and dark to destroy Dementor #7 before turning his attention to Dr. Voodoo. The Sorcerer Supreme tries to cast several spells on Nekron, but they are all for not, as Nekron rips the very soul from Dr. Voodoo, killing him. Red Lantern #2 flies in and blasts a hole right through the chest of Junkeon #18 and flies right through it. The two remaining Manhunters then blast away the lone Xenomorph. “Magik, you have to get us out of here!” shouts Ultra Magnus. The little sister of Colossus then uses her mutant powers to teleport herself, Yellowjacket, and Ultra Magnus far away from this battle. “FINALLY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I’VE WON!! I DID IT!! ME!! ALL ME!!! I’VE WON!!!” yells Chris Seeney.
LOGICAL GENOCIDE IS VICTORIOUS!!
TEAM vs Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches
TEAM is God Emporer Leto II, The Presence, Imperiex, Ultraman, Power Ring, White Martian, Johnny Quick, Owlman, Mon El, Superboy, Lor Zod, Voltron, The Shining Force w/ Bokken, Wil-E-Coyote, Roadrunner, and Mike & Laura Sroka.
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Chip on Black Dragon #9, heading Black Dragons #5-7, 9, 13-14, Dale on Green Dragon #17, heading Green Dragons # 13-18, Ewok #48 on Krayt Dragon #2, heading Krayt Dragons #1-2, Tenderheart Bear on Velociraptor #13, heading Velociraptors #1-15, Cheer Bear on White Dragon #19, heading White Dragons #9-12, #18-19, Warg Rider and Warg #9.
The Presence stands at the forefront of TEAM’s impressive forces, waiting for the Backyardigans to arrive for what is sure to be an epic encounter between these two teams. The Backyardigans soon appear over the horizon and The Presence is able to get a look at his opponents. But instead of starting anyone of importance, Hannibal of Crete has decided to start a bunch of dragons and dinosaurs. “What the F#@&?!?!” exclaims The Presence. “You know what? No, forget this. You guys deal with this insult of a team. I’m not going to even waste my time with them,” he says as he leaves the battle. The fire begins to burn in the eyes of Ultraman and Imperiex as well. “I can’t believe that THIS is the team we have to face today in the blistering sun,” says Ultraman. “Grrrr, Scrimellthay,” grunts Mike Sroka as he ignites his blue lightsaber. Tenderheart Bear leads the pack of fifteen Velociraptors upon Velociraptor #13. Well he was up on top of it, but Velociraptor #12 knocked him off and proceeded to eat him. The raptors charge towards TEAM, but are all killed incredibly quickly by the combination of White Martian, Johnny Quick, Owlman, Mon-El, Lor Zod and Superboy. The Black Dragons, with Chip on Black Dragon #9 and the Green Dragons, with Dale on Green Dragon #17, all swoop in, spraying their acid and poison breaths down on the Shining Force. Several members of the Shining Force fall victim to this attack. However the Black and Green Dragons are unable to make another pass as God Emperor Leto II bursts out of the sand and consumes all twelve dragons and their chipmunk riders. As Leto II crashes down back into the sand, he takes out Krayt Dragon #1, as well as Wil-E-Coyote and Mayonnaise from the Shining Force. The Warg Rider charges in, but has the legs of his Warg cut off by the Srokas’ lightsabers. “Chevelthay!!” exclaims Mike Sroka as he deals the kill blow to the Warg Rider while Laura puts Warg #9 out of its misery. Cheer Bear then leads her team of White Dragons down into battle. They collectively fire a blast of their frost breath, but Imperiex unleashes an incredible counter blast and wipes out the entire pack of dragons. God Emperor Leto II emerges once more and consumes Krayt Dragon #2. But miraculously, Ewok #48 survives the attack. Superboy swoops in and grabs a hold of the Ewok. “Go. Your team is finished. Tell your leaders that the Playoffs will hold a similar fate for your team if you meet us there,” says the young Kal-El. “Yub yub,” replies Ewok #48 as he scurries away. “Did you seriously just let that furball go?!” exclaims Ultraman. Superboy flies away without even giving Ultraman the satisfaction of a response.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Chip on Black Dragon #9, heading Black Dragons #5-7, 9, 13-14, Dale on Green Dragon #17, heading Green Dragons # 13-18, Ewok #48 on Krayt Dragon #2, heading Krayt Dragons #1-2, Tenderheart Bear on Velociraptor #13, heading Velociraptors #1-15, Cheer Bear on White Dragon #19, heading White Dragons #9-12, #18-19, Warg Rider and Warg #9.
The Presence stands at the forefront of TEAM’s impressive forces, waiting for the Backyardigans to arrive for what is sure to be an epic encounter between these two teams. The Backyardigans soon appear over the horizon and The Presence is able to get a look at his opponents. But instead of starting anyone of importance, Hannibal of Crete has decided to start a bunch of dragons and dinosaurs. “What the F#@&?!?!” exclaims The Presence. “You know what? No, forget this. You guys deal with this insult of a team. I’m not going to even waste my time with them,” he says as he leaves the battle. The fire begins to burn in the eyes of Ultraman and Imperiex as well. “I can’t believe that THIS is the team we have to face today in the blistering sun,” says Ultraman. “Grrrr, Scrimellthay,” grunts Mike Sroka as he ignites his blue lightsaber. Tenderheart Bear leads the pack of fifteen Velociraptors upon Velociraptor #13. Well he was up on top of it, but Velociraptor #12 knocked him off and proceeded to eat him. The raptors charge towards TEAM, but are all killed incredibly quickly by the combination of White Martian, Johnny Quick, Owlman, Mon-El, Lor Zod and Superboy. The Black Dragons, with Chip on Black Dragon #9 and the Green Dragons, with Dale on Green Dragon #17, all swoop in, spraying their acid and poison breaths down on the Shining Force. Several members of the Shining Force fall victim to this attack. However the Black and Green Dragons are unable to make another pass as God Emperor Leto II bursts out of the sand and consumes all twelve dragons and their chipmunk riders. As Leto II crashes down back into the sand, he takes out Krayt Dragon #1, as well as Wil-E-Coyote and Mayonnaise from the Shining Force. The Warg Rider charges in, but has the legs of his Warg cut off by the Srokas’ lightsabers. “Chevelthay!!” exclaims Mike Sroka as he deals the kill blow to the Warg Rider while Laura puts Warg #9 out of its misery. Cheer Bear then leads her team of White Dragons down into battle. They collectively fire a blast of their frost breath, but Imperiex unleashes an incredible counter blast and wipes out the entire pack of dragons. God Emperor Leto II emerges once more and consumes Krayt Dragon #2. But miraculously, Ewok #48 survives the attack. Superboy swoops in and grabs a hold of the Ewok. “Go. Your team is finished. Tell your leaders that the Playoffs will hold a similar fate for your team if you meet us there,” says the young Kal-El. “Yub yub,” replies Ewok #48 as he scurries away. “Did you seriously just let that furball go?!” exclaims Ultraman. Superboy flies away without even giving Ultraman the satisfaction of a response.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!
Friday, April 30, 2010
Oblivio vs. Built Ford Tough
“The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes to prevent it.”
-Frank Herbert
I look to the teams during this Week 7 Match on Scorched Planet Wallach IX. They are as follows:
Oblivio: Sandworms #8 and 12, Prince Nuada, Golden Army Soldiers #1-25 and Heavy.
Built Ford Tough: Sandtroopers #1-25, Kobolds #1-6, Mandalorians #6-10, Fedayeen Assassin #1, Jack Ryan w/ Keith Mars, Veronica Mars and Weevil in The EM-50, Harrison Ford (w/ a green lantern ring), Jeff Houslander in his Dodge Ram 3500 w/ Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Trillian and Marvin the Paranoid Android, Beta Ray Bill, Star Sapphire, Rakkim Epps, Despotellis, Ancient Sith Lords #8-13, (Modern Age) Blue Beetle, Sardaukar Terror Troops #1-6, Archie the Octo-Spider and Treasure Troll #26.
Let the battle begin. . .
Jeff Houslander in his Dodge Ram 3500 with Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Trillian and Marvin the Paranoid Android drive away from Sandworm #12. The aggressiveness of Houslander’s driving causes Marvin to fall out of the truck. The robot is engulfed by Sandworm #12. Star Sapphire and Harrison Ford use their ring and sapphire powers to lift a portion of the worm off the sands. Beta Ray Bill uses Stormbreaker to create a geo-blast that rips Sandworm #12 in half.
Sandworm #8 races behind Jack Ryan with Keith Mars, Veronica Mars and Weevil in the EM-50. The Sandworm strikes the EM-50, but only does minimal damage to the vehicle. Before Sandworm #8 can complete its objective, Despotellis rips through Sandworm #8. The immense Sandworm #8 is burned from the inside out, shudders and dies.
Heavy faces Sandtroopers #1-25. Heavy shoots Sandtroopers #2, 11 and 17, but is killed by the enormous barrage of laser fire from the remaining troopers.
Prince Nuada wears the magical crown that controls the Golden Army Soldiers. Nuada unleashes the Army upon Sandtroopers #1, 3-10, 12-16, 18-25. Although the Sandtroopers appear to hold their own for a short period of time, they all eventually fall to Golden Army Soldiers #5, 13-20. Golden Army Soldiers #1-3 focus on Kobolds #1-6 and easily destroy the small monsters. Golden Army Soldiers #4, 6-10 destroy Sardaukar Terror Troops #1-6. Golden Army Soldiers #21-25 dispel Rakkim Epps and Fedayeen Assassin #1. The indestructible Soldiers come together and kill Mandalorians #6-10.
Treasure Troll #26 jumps on Prince Nuada and attempts to tear off the magical crown controlling his Army. Nuada grabs a hold of the Troll and throws him on the ground. He then uses his elven spear to slice Treasure Troll’s gut. While Treasure Troll #26 was a distraction, Archie the Octo-Spider attacks Nuada. Nuada focuses on killing Archie and, in fact, does. This additional distraction causes Nuada to fail and see Jack Ryan with Keith Mars, Veronica Mars and Weevil in The EM-50 barreling at him from his left side and Jeff Houslander in his Dodge Ram 3500 with Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox and Trillian racing at him from his right. The two vehicles smash into the elven prince head on. While they smash into one another, Nuada successfully manages to use his elven quickness to avoid the brunt of the crash. Keith Mars and Weevil, as well as Zaphod Beeblebrox and Trillian are not as lucky as they are killed in the head-on collision. Golden Army Soldiers #11-17 race to save their current master. The Soldiers reach the scene and dispose of both Jack Ryan and Ford Prefect.
Blue Beetle comes to the scene and is easily killed by Golden Army Soldiers #3-7. The Soldiers are ordered to form a protective circle around Nuada. This action comes too late as Beta Ray Bill, Harrison Ford and Silver Sapphire use their combined powers to kill Nuada. As the crown falls off his head, Ancient Sith Lords #8-13 lash out and destroy the magical controller of the Golden Army Soldiers. With the crown in pieces, Golden Army Soldiers #1-15 power down.
Oblivio: Golden Army Soldiers #1-25 survive, but are powered down.
Built Ford Tough: Veronica Mars Harrison Ford (w/ a green lantern ring), Jeff Houslander, Beta Ray Bill, Star Sapphire, Despotellis and Ancient Sith Lords #8-13 survive.
BUILT FORD TOUGH IS VICTORIOUS!!!
-Frank Herbert
I look to the teams during this Week 7 Match on Scorched Planet Wallach IX. They are as follows:
Oblivio: Sandworms #8 and 12, Prince Nuada, Golden Army Soldiers #1-25 and Heavy.
Built Ford Tough: Sandtroopers #1-25, Kobolds #1-6, Mandalorians #6-10, Fedayeen Assassin #1, Jack Ryan w/ Keith Mars, Veronica Mars and Weevil in The EM-50, Harrison Ford (w/ a green lantern ring), Jeff Houslander in his Dodge Ram 3500 w/ Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Trillian and Marvin the Paranoid Android, Beta Ray Bill, Star Sapphire, Rakkim Epps, Despotellis, Ancient Sith Lords #8-13, (Modern Age) Blue Beetle, Sardaukar Terror Troops #1-6, Archie the Octo-Spider and Treasure Troll #26.
Let the battle begin. . .
Jeff Houslander in his Dodge Ram 3500 with Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Trillian and Marvin the Paranoid Android drive away from Sandworm #12. The aggressiveness of Houslander’s driving causes Marvin to fall out of the truck. The robot is engulfed by Sandworm #12. Star Sapphire and Harrison Ford use their ring and sapphire powers to lift a portion of the worm off the sands. Beta Ray Bill uses Stormbreaker to create a geo-blast that rips Sandworm #12 in half.
Sandworm #8 races behind Jack Ryan with Keith Mars, Veronica Mars and Weevil in the EM-50. The Sandworm strikes the EM-50, but only does minimal damage to the vehicle. Before Sandworm #8 can complete its objective, Despotellis rips through Sandworm #8. The immense Sandworm #8 is burned from the inside out, shudders and dies.
Heavy faces Sandtroopers #1-25. Heavy shoots Sandtroopers #2, 11 and 17, but is killed by the enormous barrage of laser fire from the remaining troopers.
Prince Nuada wears the magical crown that controls the Golden Army Soldiers. Nuada unleashes the Army upon Sandtroopers #1, 3-10, 12-16, 18-25. Although the Sandtroopers appear to hold their own for a short period of time, they all eventually fall to Golden Army Soldiers #5, 13-20. Golden Army Soldiers #1-3 focus on Kobolds #1-6 and easily destroy the small monsters. Golden Army Soldiers #4, 6-10 destroy Sardaukar Terror Troops #1-6. Golden Army Soldiers #21-25 dispel Rakkim Epps and Fedayeen Assassin #1. The indestructible Soldiers come together and kill Mandalorians #6-10.
Treasure Troll #26 jumps on Prince Nuada and attempts to tear off the magical crown controlling his Army. Nuada grabs a hold of the Troll and throws him on the ground. He then uses his elven spear to slice Treasure Troll’s gut. While Treasure Troll #26 was a distraction, Archie the Octo-Spider attacks Nuada. Nuada focuses on killing Archie and, in fact, does. This additional distraction causes Nuada to fail and see Jack Ryan with Keith Mars, Veronica Mars and Weevil in The EM-50 barreling at him from his left side and Jeff Houslander in his Dodge Ram 3500 with Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox and Trillian racing at him from his right. The two vehicles smash into the elven prince head on. While they smash into one another, Nuada successfully manages to use his elven quickness to avoid the brunt of the crash. Keith Mars and Weevil, as well as Zaphod Beeblebrox and Trillian are not as lucky as they are killed in the head-on collision. Golden Army Soldiers #11-17 race to save their current master. The Soldiers reach the scene and dispose of both Jack Ryan and Ford Prefect.
Blue Beetle comes to the scene and is easily killed by Golden Army Soldiers #3-7. The Soldiers are ordered to form a protective circle around Nuada. This action comes too late as Beta Ray Bill, Harrison Ford and Silver Sapphire use their combined powers to kill Nuada. As the crown falls off his head, Ancient Sith Lords #8-13 lash out and destroy the magical controller of the Golden Army Soldiers. With the crown in pieces, Golden Army Soldiers #1-15 power down.
Oblivio: Golden Army Soldiers #1-25 survive, but are powered down.
Built Ford Tough: Veronica Mars Harrison Ford (w/ a green lantern ring), Jeff Houslander, Beta Ray Bill, Star Sapphire, Despotellis and Ancient Sith Lords #8-13 survive.
BUILT FORD TOUGH IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Xavier's Annihilation Squad vs. The Transfoamers
“The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand."
-Frank Herbert
I look to the teams during this Week 7 Match on Scorched Planet Wallach IX. They are as follows:
Xavier's Annihilation Squad: Supergirl, Imhotep, The Scorpion King, Anck Su Namun, Sandstorm, Sandman, Cactus Head, Rumma and Mutt, Kalibak, Zombie Josh Houslander riding on Zombie Silver Dragon #2, Paul Atreides, Atreides Soldiers #1-6, Metroplex, Barricade, Bonecrusher, Brainstorm and Arcana, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker and Lurch.
The Transfoamers: Sandworms #6 and 13, Zombie Extinction Alice, Zombie Apocalypse Alice, Blue Streak, Metallica: James Hetfield (w/ Darth Bane's old lightsaber), Lars Ulrich (w/ an Atlas), Kirk Hammet (w/ a Heat Axe) and Jason Newsted (w/ a Halberd), Dark Side Adepts #7-12, Jedi Masters #9, 29, 34, 35, & 50A, Jedi Guardian #5, Nexu #1, Fremen #58-63 and Purple Dragons #15-17.
Let the Battle begin. . .
Zombie Josh Houslander rides on Zombie Silver Dragon #2. Houslander sings a bastardized version of the famous West Side Story song.
Houslander: I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty ,
That Wallach IX should give me its key.
A committee,
Should be organized to honor me!
The Zombies are met by Purple Dragons #15-17. Silver Dragon manifests its cone of cold to freeze Purple Dragon #15’s wing. With its wings severely damaged, Purple Dragon falls to its death. Purple Dragons #16 and 17 combine their skills and utilize both their cones of searing energy and deadly energy blades. Zombie Silver Dragon #2 is ripped apart. Zombie Josh Houslander falls and is miraculously scooped up by Sandman’s cushioned sand mass. Supergirl flies to the scene and kills Purple Dragon #16. Brainstorm and Arcana (in Cybertronian jet form) shoot down Purple Dragon #17.
Houslander thanks Sandman for his rescue. As Zombie Houslander walks away, he is heard singing to himself.
Houslander: I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine;
And so pretty,
Bryatu can just resign!
Paul Atreides and Atreides Soldiers #1-6 fight Fremen #58-63. Atreides Soldiers #2-4 are killed. Nonetheless, the combined skills of Atreides and his soldiers wipe out Fremen #58-63. Atreides leads his remaining men, Soldiers #1, 5-6 toward the enemy. Nexu #1 pounces on Atreides Soldier #1 and rips him apart. Nexu #1 strikes Paul Atreides and knocks him out. Atreides is unconscious and does not see his other two teammates, Atreides Soldiers #5-6, shredded by the voracious beast. As Nexu #1 is about to kill Paul Atreides, he is saved by Sandstorm, in dune buggy form. While Nexu #1 chases the Transformer and its transport, the monster is attacked by Bonecrusher and Barricade. The two Transformers, in robot form, kill Nexu #1.
Metallica: James Hetfield (w/ Darth Bane's old lightsaber), Lars Ulrich (w/ an Atlas), Kirk Hammet (w/ a Heat Axe) and Jason Newsted (w/ a Halberd) face Imhotep, Scorpion King and Anck Su Namun. The Scorpion King uses his warrior skills to kill Hammet before the rocker is even able to use his Heat Axe. Anck Su Namun throws her daggers at Newstead, who falls. As Namun turns, she feels a pain in her stomach. She looks down and sees Hetfield’s lightsaber burning into her abdomen. Namun falls. Imhotep sees his love die and unleashes his fury at both Hetfield and Ulrich. The two are engulfed in a sandstorm and are blinded. They do not see Kalibak’s Beta Club as it smashes their faces in.
Zombie Extinction Alice and Zombie Apocalypse Alice locate Lurch and Cactus Head. ZEA quickly dispels with Cactus Head. ZAA kills Lurch. The two Alices focus on Zombie Houslander. Houslander’s mind wanders. . . Alice-Houslander-Alice. What a great sandwich!!!
Houslander: I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real!
Those words are the final ones sung by Houslander as he is killed by both Alices. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker arrive at the scene. The two Transformers, in robot mode, blast the heads off of both Alices; Zombie Apocalypse Alice and Zombie Extinction Alice are destroyed.
The two robots are then joined by the rest of the Squad’s Transformers. Metroplex, Barricade, Bonecrusher, Brainstorm and Arcana come beside Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. Sandstorm lets out a conscious Paul Atreides and joins the others. The Transformers take on Sandworms #6 and 13, with the assistance of Imhotep, Kalibak, and Supergirl. Ihmotep creates an immense sand storm which wraps around and engulfs the worms. Supergirl uses her heat vision to transform parts of the sand into glass shards. The shards rip at both worms. The winds’ forces cause the lasers and blasts of the Transformers and Kalibak to magnify into weapons of mass destruction. The cu-de gras is Supergirl’s frost breath. The combined forces of the Transformers and other combatants destroy both Sandworms #6 and 13. The Sandworms, before their deaths though, are able to destroy Sideswipe, Bonecrusher and Barricade.
Blue Streak races in front of the charging Dark Side Adepts #7-12, Jedi Masters #9, 29, 34, 35, & 50A and Jedi Guardian #5. They are met by Supergirl, Imhotep, The Scorpion King, Sandstorm, Sandman, Rumma and Mutt, Kalibak, Paul Atreides, Metroplex, Brainstorm and Arcana. Dark Side Adepts #7-12 easily slice through Rumma and Mutt. Jedi Masters #9, 29, 34, 35 and 50A take nothing for granted. They use their combined force wielding skills and lightsabers to kill Paul Atreides and Scorpion King. Jedi Guardian #5 falls to Imhotep. Metroplex unleashes its entire weapons’ arsenal and is joined by the fury of Sandman’s projections, Supergirl’s heat vision and frost breath and Kalibak’s Beta Club force bolts and nerve beams. They rip through the entire Jedi Master and Dark Side Adept clans.
Blue Streak sees his entire team decimated and skates away.
Transfoamers: Blue Streak survives, but retreats.
Xavier’s Annihilation Squad: Supergirl, Imhotep, Sandstorm, Sandman, Kalibak, Metroplex, Brainstorm and Arcana, and Sunstreaker survive.
XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!!!
-Frank Herbert
I look to the teams during this Week 7 Match on Scorched Planet Wallach IX. They are as follows:
Xavier's Annihilation Squad: Supergirl, Imhotep, The Scorpion King, Anck Su Namun, Sandstorm, Sandman, Cactus Head, Rumma and Mutt, Kalibak, Zombie Josh Houslander riding on Zombie Silver Dragon #2, Paul Atreides, Atreides Soldiers #1-6, Metroplex, Barricade, Bonecrusher, Brainstorm and Arcana, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker and Lurch.
The Transfoamers: Sandworms #6 and 13, Zombie Extinction Alice, Zombie Apocalypse Alice, Blue Streak, Metallica: James Hetfield (w/ Darth Bane's old lightsaber), Lars Ulrich (w/ an Atlas), Kirk Hammet (w/ a Heat Axe) and Jason Newsted (w/ a Halberd), Dark Side Adepts #7-12, Jedi Masters #9, 29, 34, 35, & 50A, Jedi Guardian #5, Nexu #1, Fremen #58-63 and Purple Dragons #15-17.
Let the Battle begin. . .
Zombie Josh Houslander rides on Zombie Silver Dragon #2. Houslander sings a bastardized version of the famous West Side Story song.
Houslander: I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty ,
That Wallach IX should give me its key.
A committee,
Should be organized to honor me!
The Zombies are met by Purple Dragons #15-17. Silver Dragon manifests its cone of cold to freeze Purple Dragon #15’s wing. With its wings severely damaged, Purple Dragon falls to its death. Purple Dragons #16 and 17 combine their skills and utilize both their cones of searing energy and deadly energy blades. Zombie Silver Dragon #2 is ripped apart. Zombie Josh Houslander falls and is miraculously scooped up by Sandman’s cushioned sand mass. Supergirl flies to the scene and kills Purple Dragon #16. Brainstorm and Arcana (in Cybertronian jet form) shoot down Purple Dragon #17.
Houslander thanks Sandman for his rescue. As Zombie Houslander walks away, he is heard singing to himself.
Houslander: I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine;
And so pretty,
Bryatu can just resign!
Paul Atreides and Atreides Soldiers #1-6 fight Fremen #58-63. Atreides Soldiers #2-4 are killed. Nonetheless, the combined skills of Atreides and his soldiers wipe out Fremen #58-63. Atreides leads his remaining men, Soldiers #1, 5-6 toward the enemy. Nexu #1 pounces on Atreides Soldier #1 and rips him apart. Nexu #1 strikes Paul Atreides and knocks him out. Atreides is unconscious and does not see his other two teammates, Atreides Soldiers #5-6, shredded by the voracious beast. As Nexu #1 is about to kill Paul Atreides, he is saved by Sandstorm, in dune buggy form. While Nexu #1 chases the Transformer and its transport, the monster is attacked by Bonecrusher and Barricade. The two Transformers, in robot form, kill Nexu #1.
Metallica: James Hetfield (w/ Darth Bane's old lightsaber), Lars Ulrich (w/ an Atlas), Kirk Hammet (w/ a Heat Axe) and Jason Newsted (w/ a Halberd) face Imhotep, Scorpion King and Anck Su Namun. The Scorpion King uses his warrior skills to kill Hammet before the rocker is even able to use his Heat Axe. Anck Su Namun throws her daggers at Newstead, who falls. As Namun turns, she feels a pain in her stomach. She looks down and sees Hetfield’s lightsaber burning into her abdomen. Namun falls. Imhotep sees his love die and unleashes his fury at both Hetfield and Ulrich. The two are engulfed in a sandstorm and are blinded. They do not see Kalibak’s Beta Club as it smashes their faces in.
Zombie Extinction Alice and Zombie Apocalypse Alice locate Lurch and Cactus Head. ZEA quickly dispels with Cactus Head. ZAA kills Lurch. The two Alices focus on Zombie Houslander. Houslander’s mind wanders. . . Alice-Houslander-Alice. What a great sandwich!!!
Houslander: I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real!
Those words are the final ones sung by Houslander as he is killed by both Alices. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker arrive at the scene. The two Transformers, in robot mode, blast the heads off of both Alices; Zombie Apocalypse Alice and Zombie Extinction Alice are destroyed.
The two robots are then joined by the rest of the Squad’s Transformers. Metroplex, Barricade, Bonecrusher, Brainstorm and Arcana come beside Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. Sandstorm lets out a conscious Paul Atreides and joins the others. The Transformers take on Sandworms #6 and 13, with the assistance of Imhotep, Kalibak, and Supergirl. Ihmotep creates an immense sand storm which wraps around and engulfs the worms. Supergirl uses her heat vision to transform parts of the sand into glass shards. The shards rip at both worms. The winds’ forces cause the lasers and blasts of the Transformers and Kalibak to magnify into weapons of mass destruction. The cu-de gras is Supergirl’s frost breath. The combined forces of the Transformers and other combatants destroy both Sandworms #6 and 13. The Sandworms, before their deaths though, are able to destroy Sideswipe, Bonecrusher and Barricade.
Blue Streak races in front of the charging Dark Side Adepts #7-12, Jedi Masters #9, 29, 34, 35, & 50A and Jedi Guardian #5. They are met by Supergirl, Imhotep, The Scorpion King, Sandstorm, Sandman, Rumma and Mutt, Kalibak, Paul Atreides, Metroplex, Brainstorm and Arcana. Dark Side Adepts #7-12 easily slice through Rumma and Mutt. Jedi Masters #9, 29, 34, 35 and 50A take nothing for granted. They use their combined force wielding skills and lightsabers to kill Paul Atreides and Scorpion King. Jedi Guardian #5 falls to Imhotep. Metroplex unleashes its entire weapons’ arsenal and is joined by the fury of Sandman’s projections, Supergirl’s heat vision and frost breath and Kalibak’s Beta Club force bolts and nerve beams. They rip through the entire Jedi Master and Dark Side Adept clans.
Blue Streak sees his entire team decimated and skates away.
Transfoamers: Blue Streak survives, but retreats.
Xavier’s Annihilation Squad: Supergirl, Imhotep, Sandstorm, Sandman, Kalibak, Metroplex, Brainstorm and Arcana, and Sunstreaker survive.
XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Week 7: Retreat Week
Setting: The Scorched Planet Wallach IX
Points: 701
Prize: A Red Lantern Ring
-The Right Wing Vs. Better Than All of You
-(Former) Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & (Poll-dwindling)President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos VS. Hayley's Comets
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. George Washington's Slaves
-Le' Naploleon Brigade Vs. P.M.S.
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Syracuse Valley
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Transfoamers
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team S.P.
-TEAM Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
-The Untouchables Vs. The Abomitrons
-Bruce's Bodacious Bullies Vs. Logical Genocide
-Oblivio Vs. Built Ford Tough
Points: 701
Prize: A Red Lantern Ring
-The Right Wing Vs. Better Than All of You
-(Former) Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & (Poll-dwindling)President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos VS. Hayley's Comets
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. George Washington's Slaves
-Le' Naploleon Brigade Vs. P.M.S.
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Syracuse Valley
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Transfoamers
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team S.P.
-TEAM Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
-The Untouchables Vs. The Abomitrons
-Bruce's Bodacious Bullies Vs. Logical Genocide
-Oblivio Vs. Built Ford Tough
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs The Transfoamers
**It is recommended that you read The Bullies vs Oblivio first**
The Transfoamers are Acklay #2, Riik #1, Hubcap, Purple Dragon #15-20, Dark Side Adept #7-12, Gears, Siren, Highbrow & Gort, Nightbeat & Muzzle, Turbo, Ron Weasaly, Rubeus Haggrid, John Cena, Shiva, Runabout & Runamuck, Ginaz Swordsmen #17-19, Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #19-21, Darko Milichek, Zam Wessel, Jedi Master #9, 29, 34, 35, & 50A, Darth Rage (w/ yellow power ring), Sith Lord #16, Death Bringer, Neo-Cymek #20, Sandworm #6 & 7, Beowolf, Chemo, Predator #45, Transformers #1-10, Major William Lennox, Chief Master Sergent Robert Epps, ACWO Jorge Figuero, 1st Sergent Donnelly, (movie) Jolt, (movie) Arcee, (movie) Sideways, (movie) Mudflap, (movie) Skids, (movie) Sideswipe, (movie) Iron Hide, Decepticon #8-10, Autobot #1-5, The Fallen, Starscream's Ghost, Zombie Soundwave, w/ Zombie Frenzy, Zombie Extinction Alice, Zombie Apocalypse Alice, Metallica: James Hetfield (w/ Darth Bane's lightsaber), Lars Ulrich (w/ Atlas), Kirk Hammett (w/ A Heat Axe), & Jason Newsted (w/ a Halberd), Jocasta Nu, Sari, Zooti Frugan, Ghost #1-7, Dark Prince Xizor, Robonino, Fedayeen #1-5, Fedayeen Shadow Warrior #1, Condor, Megator, Two-Bad, Stripe, Oroko Nagi, Votari #1-5, Thallo, & Vehicle Voltron.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Magneto & Toad, Larfleeze, Tri-eye, Bleez, Queen Aga'po, Star Sapphire #1-5, Indigo Lantern #2, Blue Lantern #1, G'kd, Salack, Katma Tui, Larvox, Amantia, Alexander the Great on Bucephalus, Count Dooku, Asajj Ventress, Duncan Idaho, Thundercracker, Omega Supreme, Superboy, Widget, Hermes, X-23, Stilgar, Robert Muldoon, Longshot, Wonder Man, Oppo Rancisis, Wasp, Bat-Mite, Nosyarg Kcid, Beppo the Super Monkey, Capt. N & Duke, Gamera, Megalon, Skywarp, Adi Gallia, Rogue, (Smart) Grimlock, Aayla Secura, Bontu Sitmus, Liu Kang, Pythona, Ken, Ryu, Bub, Bob, Mangy Mouse, Dr. Impossible, Zombie Parasite, Aombie Silver Dragon #2, The N.C.I.S Crew: Gibbs, Denozzo, Mcgee, & Kate, Mike Franks, Jedi Knight #17A & 18A, Nightsister Sith Witch #2, Artie & Leach, Durge, Kintaro, Lockheed, Dark Jedi Master #17A, Dark Side Akolyte #1, Dark Side Adept #1, Ttanus, Zombie Ewok #4, Bultar Swan, Widdle Wade, Ganthet & Sayd, Major "Hawk" Masterson, Sgt. Robert "Scout" Baker, Hare Razin Rabbit, Magwai #1 & 2, Thrasher, Heathcliff, Hiih Ressar, Duncan Idaho Ghola #5, Ginaz Swordsmen #11 & 12, Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1, Centaur #1-6, Avian #3, Tom Bombadill, Psylocke, Link, & Quasar.
Evidentially, as you found out from the encounter between members of Oblivio and The Midgets, this match is already in progress.
I have spoken to Ganthet and Sayd and they have told me that Magneto started the match off in an absolute rage and ripped apart Vehicle Voltron and all thirty-eight Transformers that were on the opposing team. They said that no matter what either one of them would say, there was no stopping the fury that burned inside the hearts of most of their team. Ganthet told me that X-23 leapt into the middle of Metallica and eviscerated all of them. Sayd chimed in and told me that Count Dooku and Asajj Ventress took out all six Dark Side Adepts with incredible ease. “Seriously?! All of this happened already?” I asked the Oa Guardians. “This was just in the first five minutes of the match, Ryatu,” Ganthet told me. “Really? Crap. What else happened?” I asked. “Well, Thundercracker and Skywarp dive-bombed the group of Ginaz Swordsmen and Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen, which no survived,” said Sayd. “Oh, and Bat-Mite and Nosyarg Kcid made short work of all seven Ghosts the Transfoamers had on their side,” added Ganthet. “Man, did the ‘Foamers even attempt an offensive?” “Yes, actually. We have already lost Oppo Rancisis, Widget, Adi Gallia, Thrasher, Heathcliff, Artie and Leech,” said Sayd. “Wow, seven combatants? That’s it?” I asked the Guardians. “Yeah, it’s been ugly. I feel pretty bad for them,” Sayd tells me. “But I think we’ve got you pretty much caught up.” “Wait did we tell them about Titanus and Omega Supreme?” adds Ganthet. “Sigh… No… What did they do?” I ask. “Um, well, Titanus rolled over all five Fedayeens, Fedayeen Shadow Warrior #1 and Predator #45. And Omega Supreme blasted Purple Dragons #15-20 out of the air,” Ganthet told me. “Is that about it?” I ask the two of them. “Yes that is everything,” Sayd tells me. Back in the battle, the light spectrum team of Larfleeze, Tri-Eye, Bleez, Queen Aga’po, Star Sapphire #1-5, Katma Tui, G’kd, Salack, Larvox, Amantia, Indigo Lantern #2, and Blue Lantern #1 have formed up in the sky above the desert and are blasting the sand in an attempt to gain a rise out of the two Sandworms. Which works perfectly, but unfortunately for them, it has angered them as well. G’kd and Star Sapphire #1-3 all are killed by the Sandworms. The spectrum is however able to kill Sandworm #6. Gamera and Megalon come in and aid them in destroying the other Sandworm. Alexander the Great then rides in on Bucephalus and orders a full on assault. I then do something that no Watcher is supposed to do. I intervene. “Whoa, guys. Don’t you think you are giving it to this team a little hard?” I ask Alexander. Bat-Mite and Nosyarg Kcid then appear and are holding a sign up for me to read… “What does that say? Utayr? Oh crap………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
“Hi there. I’m Captain N. Bat-Mite and Nosyarg Kcid have trapped Ryatu in the Fifth Dimension. So I’m going to give you a quick recap of the top ten plays from the remainder of the battle. So here we go. Coming in at Number Ten is Beppo the Super Monkey flying in and flinging super poo at both Zombie Extinction Alice and Zombie Apocalypse Alice that blows their head clean off. Number Nine is Chemo melting six Centaurs with his toxic powers. But he unfortunately is destroyed by Omega Supreme. Speaking of which Omega is our Number Eight entrant. The massive Autobot kills Acklay #2, Riik #1, Megator, and Robonino all in one powerful blast. Number Seven is Jocasta Nu in an amazing feat of experience and defiance. She found herself outnumbered six to one against Pythona, Duncan Idaho, Mike Franks, Bultar Swan, Hare Razin Rabbit and Hiih Ressar. But the elderly Jedi took out every last one of them before she fell herself to the team of Ken and Ryu. Coming in at Number Six is actually a joint effort by Wonder Man and Rogue who both fly in and smash Death Bringer, Shiva and Dark Prince Xizor all in one quick pass. They then fly back around and destroy Two-Bad, Oroko Nagi, and Condor. Number Five is Darth Rage using his yellow power ring to make quite an impact. The Sith Lord flies in and quickly kills Major “Hawk” Masterson, Sgt. “Scout” Baker, Stilgar, Zombie Ewok #4, Avian #3 and Bontu Sitmus.
“God Damn Imps!” Ryatu shouts as he reappears. “Whoa dude, I’m kind of in the middle of giving the post match wrap up,” Captain N says to me. “I don’t care what you were doing,” I reply. “Yeah it’s pretty obvious that you don’t care what we were doing, since you couldn’t bother to show up to our match on time,” Captain N says to me. Which you know what… he’s right. I’m going to let him continue with the Countdown. “Anyways where was I? Oh yeah…” says Captain N.
Number Four is the Light Spectrum flying in and overpowering Darth Rage and his power ring, ending his killing spree. The top three is next. Coming in at number three is Starscream’s Ghost taking over Smart Grimlock’s body and using it to kill Widdle Wade, Nightsister Sith Witch #2, Dark Side Adept #1, Larvox, Bub and Bob. But Tom Bombadill casts a spell, which saves Smart Grimlock but kills Starscream’s Ghost. Number Two is well… it’s the Midgets overpowering and finishing off all but one member of the ‘Foamers.
And at Number One it’s Ron Weasley making an incredible last stand taking out Durge, Denozzo, McGee, Dr. Impossible, Zombie Silver Dragon #2 and Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1 with several various magical spells before finally falling to X-23’s claws.
THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!!
The Transfoamers are Acklay #2, Riik #1, Hubcap, Purple Dragon #15-20, Dark Side Adept #7-12, Gears, Siren, Highbrow & Gort, Nightbeat & Muzzle, Turbo, Ron Weasaly, Rubeus Haggrid, John Cena, Shiva, Runabout & Runamuck, Ginaz Swordsmen #17-19, Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #19-21, Darko Milichek, Zam Wessel, Jedi Master #9, 29, 34, 35, & 50A, Darth Rage (w/ yellow power ring), Sith Lord #16, Death Bringer, Neo-Cymek #20, Sandworm #6 & 7, Beowolf, Chemo, Predator #45, Transformers #1-10, Major William Lennox, Chief Master Sergent Robert Epps, ACWO Jorge Figuero, 1st Sergent Donnelly, (movie) Jolt, (movie) Arcee, (movie) Sideways, (movie) Mudflap, (movie) Skids, (movie) Sideswipe, (movie) Iron Hide, Decepticon #8-10, Autobot #1-5, The Fallen, Starscream's Ghost, Zombie Soundwave, w/ Zombie Frenzy, Zombie Extinction Alice, Zombie Apocalypse Alice, Metallica: James Hetfield (w/ Darth Bane's lightsaber), Lars Ulrich (w/ Atlas), Kirk Hammett (w/ A Heat Axe), & Jason Newsted (w/ a Halberd), Jocasta Nu, Sari, Zooti Frugan, Ghost #1-7, Dark Prince Xizor, Robonino, Fedayeen #1-5, Fedayeen Shadow Warrior #1, Condor, Megator, Two-Bad, Stripe, Oroko Nagi, Votari #1-5, Thallo, & Vehicle Voltron.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Magneto & Toad, Larfleeze, Tri-eye, Bleez, Queen Aga'po, Star Sapphire #1-5, Indigo Lantern #2, Blue Lantern #1, G'kd, Salack, Katma Tui, Larvox, Amantia, Alexander the Great on Bucephalus, Count Dooku, Asajj Ventress, Duncan Idaho, Thundercracker, Omega Supreme, Superboy, Widget, Hermes, X-23, Stilgar, Robert Muldoon, Longshot, Wonder Man, Oppo Rancisis, Wasp, Bat-Mite, Nosyarg Kcid, Beppo the Super Monkey, Capt. N & Duke, Gamera, Megalon, Skywarp, Adi Gallia, Rogue, (Smart) Grimlock, Aayla Secura, Bontu Sitmus, Liu Kang, Pythona, Ken, Ryu, Bub, Bob, Mangy Mouse, Dr. Impossible, Zombie Parasite, Aombie Silver Dragon #2, The N.C.I.S Crew: Gibbs, Denozzo, Mcgee, & Kate, Mike Franks, Jedi Knight #17A & 18A, Nightsister Sith Witch #2, Artie & Leach, Durge, Kintaro, Lockheed, Dark Jedi Master #17A, Dark Side Akolyte #1, Dark Side Adept #1, Ttanus, Zombie Ewok #4, Bultar Swan, Widdle Wade, Ganthet & Sayd, Major "Hawk" Masterson, Sgt. Robert "Scout" Baker, Hare Razin Rabbit, Magwai #1 & 2, Thrasher, Heathcliff, Hiih Ressar, Duncan Idaho Ghola #5, Ginaz Swordsmen #11 & 12, Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1, Centaur #1-6, Avian #3, Tom Bombadill, Psylocke, Link, & Quasar.
Evidentially, as you found out from the encounter between members of Oblivio and The Midgets, this match is already in progress.
I have spoken to Ganthet and Sayd and they have told me that Magneto started the match off in an absolute rage and ripped apart Vehicle Voltron and all thirty-eight Transformers that were on the opposing team. They said that no matter what either one of them would say, there was no stopping the fury that burned inside the hearts of most of their team. Ganthet told me that X-23 leapt into the middle of Metallica and eviscerated all of them. Sayd chimed in and told me that Count Dooku and Asajj Ventress took out all six Dark Side Adepts with incredible ease. “Seriously?! All of this happened already?” I asked the Oa Guardians. “This was just in the first five minutes of the match, Ryatu,” Ganthet told me. “Really? Crap. What else happened?” I asked. “Well, Thundercracker and Skywarp dive-bombed the group of Ginaz Swordsmen and Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen, which no survived,” said Sayd. “Oh, and Bat-Mite and Nosyarg Kcid made short work of all seven Ghosts the Transfoamers had on their side,” added Ganthet. “Man, did the ‘Foamers even attempt an offensive?” “Yes, actually. We have already lost Oppo Rancisis, Widget, Adi Gallia, Thrasher, Heathcliff, Artie and Leech,” said Sayd. “Wow, seven combatants? That’s it?” I asked the Guardians. “Yeah, it’s been ugly. I feel pretty bad for them,” Sayd tells me. “But I think we’ve got you pretty much caught up.” “Wait did we tell them about Titanus and Omega Supreme?” adds Ganthet. “Sigh… No… What did they do?” I ask. “Um, well, Titanus rolled over all five Fedayeens, Fedayeen Shadow Warrior #1 and Predator #45. And Omega Supreme blasted Purple Dragons #15-20 out of the air,” Ganthet told me. “Is that about it?” I ask the two of them. “Yes that is everything,” Sayd tells me. Back in the battle, the light spectrum team of Larfleeze, Tri-Eye, Bleez, Queen Aga’po, Star Sapphire #1-5, Katma Tui, G’kd, Salack, Larvox, Amantia, Indigo Lantern #2, and Blue Lantern #1 have formed up in the sky above the desert and are blasting the sand in an attempt to gain a rise out of the two Sandworms. Which works perfectly, but unfortunately for them, it has angered them as well. G’kd and Star Sapphire #1-3 all are killed by the Sandworms. The spectrum is however able to kill Sandworm #6. Gamera and Megalon come in and aid them in destroying the other Sandworm. Alexander the Great then rides in on Bucephalus and orders a full on assault. I then do something that no Watcher is supposed to do. I intervene. “Whoa, guys. Don’t you think you are giving it to this team a little hard?” I ask Alexander. Bat-Mite and Nosyarg Kcid then appear and are holding a sign up for me to read… “What does that say? Utayr? Oh crap………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
“Hi there. I’m Captain N. Bat-Mite and Nosyarg Kcid have trapped Ryatu in the Fifth Dimension. So I’m going to give you a quick recap of the top ten plays from the remainder of the battle. So here we go. Coming in at Number Ten is Beppo the Super Monkey flying in and flinging super poo at both Zombie Extinction Alice and Zombie Apocalypse Alice that blows their head clean off. Number Nine is Chemo melting six Centaurs with his toxic powers. But he unfortunately is destroyed by Omega Supreme. Speaking of which Omega is our Number Eight entrant. The massive Autobot kills Acklay #2, Riik #1, Megator, and Robonino all in one powerful blast. Number Seven is Jocasta Nu in an amazing feat of experience and defiance. She found herself outnumbered six to one against Pythona, Duncan Idaho, Mike Franks, Bultar Swan, Hare Razin Rabbit and Hiih Ressar. But the elderly Jedi took out every last one of them before she fell herself to the team of Ken and Ryu. Coming in at Number Six is actually a joint effort by Wonder Man and Rogue who both fly in and smash Death Bringer, Shiva and Dark Prince Xizor all in one quick pass. They then fly back around and destroy Two-Bad, Oroko Nagi, and Condor. Number Five is Darth Rage using his yellow power ring to make quite an impact. The Sith Lord flies in and quickly kills Major “Hawk” Masterson, Sgt. “Scout” Baker, Stilgar, Zombie Ewok #4, Avian #3 and Bontu Sitmus.
“God Damn Imps!” Ryatu shouts as he reappears. “Whoa dude, I’m kind of in the middle of giving the post match wrap up,” Captain N says to me. “I don’t care what you were doing,” I reply. “Yeah it’s pretty obvious that you don’t care what we were doing, since you couldn’t bother to show up to our match on time,” Captain N says to me. Which you know what… he’s right. I’m going to let him continue with the Countdown. “Anyways where was I? Oh yeah…” says Captain N.
Number Four is the Light Spectrum flying in and overpowering Darth Rage and his power ring, ending his killing spree. The top three is next. Coming in at number three is Starscream’s Ghost taking over Smart Grimlock’s body and using it to kill Widdle Wade, Nightsister Sith Witch #2, Dark Side Adept #1, Larvox, Bub and Bob. But Tom Bombadill casts a spell, which saves Smart Grimlock but kills Starscream’s Ghost. Number Two is well… it’s the Midgets overpowering and finishing off all but one member of the ‘Foamers.
And at Number One it’s Ron Weasley making an incredible last stand taking out Durge, Denozzo, McGee, Dr. Impossible, Zombie Silver Dragon #2 and Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1 with several various magical spells before finally falling to X-23’s claws.
THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!!
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies vs Oblivio
The Bullies are Ultra Magnus, Elrond, Sandworm #10, Nightmare (w/ yellow power ring), Eeth Koth, Galadriel, Blue Wizard #2, Hydro-Man, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Opee Sea Killer #9 & 10, Fred & George Weasaly, Predator #49, Terminator #39, Xenomorph #53, Xio Jade, Cybertronian Guardian #10, Plastic Man, Dementor #7, Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #3-5, Force Adept #1-4, Arathorn, Elros, Elladan, Elrohir, Isilidor, Gramling, Thengal, Eoman, Hayt, Junkeon #17 & 18, Nexu #4, Riik #3, Duncan Idaho Ghola #8, Theodred, Caira the Oldstrong, Atlas, Magik, Starkiller, The Leader (w/ a red lightsaber), Zodak, Yondu, Yellowjacket, Maj. Vance Astro, Nikki, Charlie-27, Martinex, Starhawk, Aleta, Hellion, Patriot, Wicken, Hulkling, Hawkeye, Stature, Speed, Iron Lad, Black Alice, The Stranger, Proteus, Dr. Voodoo, Lord Dredd w/ Lackki, Inigo Montoya (w/ a blue lightsaber), Fezzik, Zizzini, Blitzkrieg Bat (w/ a blue lightsaber), Seperatist Commando #1-6, Eagle #1-7, & Sardakaur Terror Troop #25-66.
Oblivio is Prince Nuada, Mr. Wink, Golden Army Soldier #1-45, Triton, Clairy Fray, Magma, Capt. Marvel, Wheeljack, Sandworm #8, Shredder, Bellatrix Lestrange, Eowyn, Jet Jaguar, Smokescreen, Black Dragon #8, Dementor #10, Nightsister Sith Witch #19, Aleta One, Chucky (w/ a yellow power ring & a red lightsaber), Predator #46, Widget (w/ body), Jedi Master #8, Sith Lord #17 (Darth Barren), Junkeon #25, Nexu #2, Krayt Dragon #5, Force Adept #5, Purple Dragon #21, Griffin #17, Troll #7, Vampire #99, Hawkeye, Space Godzilla, Gorax, Orion, Micah Jiett in Darkseid's Destroyer, Jitsu & Nightstalker, Mon-Starr & Yess-Man in Sky-Runner, & Bio-Dread #1-3.
Oblivio readies themselves for battle as Prince Nuada looks over his team high upon a cliff. He keeps Mr. Wink and Shredder close by his side as added protection. Elrond has readied his team in a much similar fashion with Galadriel and Blue Wizard #2 at his side. The two massive teams rush towards each other, slamming together with great ferocity. The enormous Golden Army begins to lay waste too much of the Sardakur Terror Troops that Bruce’s Bodacious Bullies picked up specifically for this match. Several of the Golden Army Soldiers are destroyed, but they quickly regenerate and continue their assault. “We must get that crown if we are to have any chance of victory,” Galadriel says to Elrond. The Golden Army kills the last of the Sardakur Terror Troops as Oblivio’s forces push on. Elrond sends a squad comprised of Arathorn, Elros, Inigo Montoya, Fezzik and Eeth Koth out to try and steal the crown from Prince Nuada. The team quickly moves towards the city in an attempt to surprise the Prince from his flank. Force Adept #5, Jedi Master #8, Widget, Clairy Fray and Dementor #10 then stop them in the streets. Eeth Koth moves in first and kills Force Adept #5 as Fezzik crushes Clairy Fray in his giant grip. Dementor #10 then flies around and steals the soul of Arathorn. Inigo Montoya ignites his blue lightsaber and drives into Dementor #10 which surprisingly works and kills the soul eater. Elros and Montoya work together to kill Jedi Master #8. Widget then attempts to teleport back to his team, but the four members of the Bullies follow him into his portal. They are all teleported right to the cliff where Prince Nuada is observing the battle. Inigo Montoya focuses right on the Prince. “My name is Inigo Montoya. I work for your General Manager’s father. Prepare to die.” The Prince flips and jumps out of every swipe from Montoya’s lightsaber. Fezzik is then tackled by Mr. Wink as Eeth Koth and Elros double team Shredder. The ninja master quickly slices Elros’s throat with his hand blades as he defends himself against the Jedi Master. Eeth Koth takes a swing at Shredder, who blocks it with his gauntlets. But the lightsaber doesn’t go through the metal. “But how?” a shocked Eeth Koth asks. Bellatrix Lestrange then comes out from behind a big rock and reveals that she has casts a protection spell on Shredder. She then kills her former teammate (they were both Horsemen before the Expansion Draft) with a death curse. Even though Fezzik is incredibly strong, he is simply overpowered by Mr. Wink and is killed. Inigo Montoya is valiantly defending himself against Prince Nuada, but is overwhelmed by Shredder, Bellatrix and Mr. Wink. Up in space Mon-Starr and Yess-Man are flying through the stars in Sky Runner and are leading Captain Marvel, Jet Jaguar, and a trio of Bio-Dreads against The Guardians of the Galaxy. The three Bio-Dreads are all destroyed in a relatively easy fashion. Captain Marvel and Jet Jaguar then both go off and kill Nikki, Martinex, Aleta and Yondu. The Guardians of the Galaxy look like they are going to lose this battle, but The Stranger appears and vaporizes Mon-Starr, Yess-Man, Captain Marvel, and Jet Jaguar. The Stranger then vanishes just as quickly as he appeared. Major Vance Astro, Charlie-27 and Starhawk then all look at each other with a sigh of relief. Unfortunately The Stranger doesn’t appear when Space Godzilla shows up and disintegrates them. Space Godzilla then makes his way through the atmosphere of the Playoff Planet to join the rest of the battle. “We have just received word that our space front has been completely destroyed. And we have heard no word from our strike force we sent out to acquire the crown,” Iron Lad reports to Elrond. “Very well, we must forge ahead and get that crown,” replies Elrond. “I can handle it Elrond,” Magik says. “Very well.” Magik then teleports Elrond, Ultra Magnus, Galadriel, Blue Wizard #2, Proteus, Dr. Voodoo, Starkiller, and the Young Avengers all to Prince Nuada’s stronghold. Proteus immediately warps reality to their advantage as Ultra Magnus unloads his blaster into Junkeon #25, Predator #46, and Purple Dragon #21. Starkiller then leaps in and slices through Nightsister Sith Witch #19 as the Young Avengers all attack Prince Nuada, Mr. Wink, Shredder and Bellatrix. Prince Nuada moves swiftly and smoothly and cuts through Speed as he races around. Stature grows and stomps Mr. Wink into the ground as Wiccan fights magic with magic against Bellatrix. Shredder kills Iron Lad, but is then killed by Elrond. All the while the Golden Army is still mowing through the Bullies. The six Separatist Commandos, Duncan Idaho Ghola #8, Plastic Man, as well as the six Force Adepts all die by the Golden Army’s attack. The Stranger then arrives again and uses his vast cosmic power to blast all forty-five members of the Golden Army. Which is exactly the opening Elrond was hoping for. This attack distracted Prince Nuada for a moment. That moment, however, costs him his life, as Elrond drives his sword deep into the Prince’s chest. He then smashes the crown beneath his foot. “What are you doing? We could have used the Golden Army to our advantage,” asks Starkiller. “No. No one should have control over that much power,” responds Elrond. Dr. Voodoo and Wiccan are then able to destroy Bellatrix Lestrange. Meanwhile, in the water, Hydro-Man, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Opee Sea Killers #9 and #10 battle Triton. Though he is out numbered, Triton feels like he will have no problem defeating these opponents. Triton kills the Creature with ease, and uses his control over the water to destroy Hydro-Man. But the Opee Sea Killers attack and rip through the son of Poseidon. Space Godzilla splashes down and destroys both of the Opee Sea Killers. Back up on the surface and in the city, the team of Eowyn, Hawkeye and Orion search for the scattered members of the Bullies. They then find themselves face to face with Ken, Ryu, and Tom Bombadill. “Wait a second?! What are you doing wearing the Oblivio crest? You are supposed to be from the Transfoamers,” says Ken. “Us?! This isn’t even your match. We’re fighting the Bullies not the Midgets,” replies Hawkeye. “Well we pretty much got bored from waiting for Ryatu to watch our match, so we talked to the ‘Foamers and agreed to just start the battle,” says Ryu. “Huh, no kidding,” says Hawkeye. “Well good luck.” “Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. You guys did what?!” says Ryatu as he comes down from the sky. “Yeah, we started the battle anyways. What’s the big deal? It’s not like you were in any hurry to watch it,” says Ken. “That’s not the point!” shouts Ryatu. “Excuse me, Ryatu, but while you’re busy arguing with us, there seems to be a lot of action going on in the desert,” Tom Bombadill says. “Ah God damn it!” Ryatu says as he rushes over to the desert. But he is too late, he sees both teams’ Sandworms lying dead, as well as Riik #3, Xio Jade, Terminator #39, Nexu #2, Krayt Dragon #5, Gorax, Troll #7, Thengal, and Hayt all lay dead. Space Godzilla then bursts out from the water and makes his way into the artic. He uses his cosmic fire breath to destroy both of the Bullies’ Junkeons, Eorman, Xenomorph #53, Blitzkrieg Bat, and Gramling. The Stranger then arrives again and attacks Space Godzilla. Their cosmic powers clash and in a single massive explosion, but combatants are destroyed. The six Eagles then swoop in and kill Jitsu and Nightstalker, as well as Darth Barren and Vampire #99. Magma then uses her powers to cover Eagles #2, 4, and 5 in lava, killing the giant birds. Hellion then uses his mutant abilities to destroy Griffin #17, as Caira the Oldstrong overpowers Orion. Micah Jiett then flies in Darkseid’s Destroyer and destroys the three remaining Eagles, but is quickly blasted by Cybertronian Guardian #10. It looks like another defeat is all but eminent for Oblivio, but Wheeljack runs out from his makeshift laboratory in the city with what seems to be a bigger version of the crown that Prince Nuada wore. Wheeljack puts it on and is able to reactivate the Golden Army. But, only 23 of the 45 are able to be revived. The revived Golden Army begins to their assault again and plows through both Weasley brothers, Lord Dredd, Lackki, The Leader, Nexu #4, Hawkeye, Zizzini, and all three Jedi Lightsaber Scientists. But the Bodacious Bullies are not ones to give up. Elrond, Elladan, Elrohir, Isilidor, and Theodred all attack as one, but Black Dragon #8 flies in and spray acid all over Elladan, Elrohir, and Isilidor. Elrond and Theodred team up and are able to take down the Black Dragon. Dementor #7 then flies in and kills Eowyn. Hawkeye then pulls out one of his specialty arrows and bull’s-eyes Dementor #7. The Golden Army continues to attack and takes out Atlas, Caira, Yellowjacket, Black Alice, and Predator #49. Chucky then flies in with his yellow power ring and goes right after Nightmare. The demonic doll ignites his red lightsaber and kills Nightmare with one quick pass. He then uses his power ring to destroy Starkiller and Zodak. Aleta One races in and leaps into action. She transforms and runs up Cybertronian Guardian #10 and blasts him several times right in the neck. This seems to work as the Cybertronian Guardian falls. The Golden Army under the control of Wheeljack then kicks into overdrive and overwhelms the rest of the Bullies. But in one amazing stand, the Bullies are able to destroy all but seven members of the Golden Army.
OBLIVIO IS VICTORIOUS!!
Oblivio is Prince Nuada, Mr. Wink, Golden Army Soldier #1-45, Triton, Clairy Fray, Magma, Capt. Marvel, Wheeljack, Sandworm #8, Shredder, Bellatrix Lestrange, Eowyn, Jet Jaguar, Smokescreen, Black Dragon #8, Dementor #10, Nightsister Sith Witch #19, Aleta One, Chucky (w/ a yellow power ring & a red lightsaber), Predator #46, Widget (w/ body), Jedi Master #8, Sith Lord #17 (Darth Barren), Junkeon #25, Nexu #2, Krayt Dragon #5, Force Adept #5, Purple Dragon #21, Griffin #17, Troll #7, Vampire #99, Hawkeye, Space Godzilla, Gorax, Orion, Micah Jiett in Darkseid's Destroyer, Jitsu & Nightstalker, Mon-Starr & Yess-Man in Sky-Runner, & Bio-Dread #1-3.
Oblivio readies themselves for battle as Prince Nuada looks over his team high upon a cliff. He keeps Mr. Wink and Shredder close by his side as added protection. Elrond has readied his team in a much similar fashion with Galadriel and Blue Wizard #2 at his side. The two massive teams rush towards each other, slamming together with great ferocity. The enormous Golden Army begins to lay waste too much of the Sardakur Terror Troops that Bruce’s Bodacious Bullies picked up specifically for this match. Several of the Golden Army Soldiers are destroyed, but they quickly regenerate and continue their assault. “We must get that crown if we are to have any chance of victory,” Galadriel says to Elrond. The Golden Army kills the last of the Sardakur Terror Troops as Oblivio’s forces push on. Elrond sends a squad comprised of Arathorn, Elros, Inigo Montoya, Fezzik and Eeth Koth out to try and steal the crown from Prince Nuada. The team quickly moves towards the city in an attempt to surprise the Prince from his flank. Force Adept #5, Jedi Master #8, Widget, Clairy Fray and Dementor #10 then stop them in the streets. Eeth Koth moves in first and kills Force Adept #5 as Fezzik crushes Clairy Fray in his giant grip. Dementor #10 then flies around and steals the soul of Arathorn. Inigo Montoya ignites his blue lightsaber and drives into Dementor #10 which surprisingly works and kills the soul eater. Elros and Montoya work together to kill Jedi Master #8. Widget then attempts to teleport back to his team, but the four members of the Bullies follow him into his portal. They are all teleported right to the cliff where Prince Nuada is observing the battle. Inigo Montoya focuses right on the Prince. “My name is Inigo Montoya. I work for your General Manager’s father. Prepare to die.” The Prince flips and jumps out of every swipe from Montoya’s lightsaber. Fezzik is then tackled by Mr. Wink as Eeth Koth and Elros double team Shredder. The ninja master quickly slices Elros’s throat with his hand blades as he defends himself against the Jedi Master. Eeth Koth takes a swing at Shredder, who blocks it with his gauntlets. But the lightsaber doesn’t go through the metal. “But how?” a shocked Eeth Koth asks. Bellatrix Lestrange then comes out from behind a big rock and reveals that she has casts a protection spell on Shredder. She then kills her former teammate (they were both Horsemen before the Expansion Draft) with a death curse. Even though Fezzik is incredibly strong, he is simply overpowered by Mr. Wink and is killed. Inigo Montoya is valiantly defending himself against Prince Nuada, but is overwhelmed by Shredder, Bellatrix and Mr. Wink. Up in space Mon-Starr and Yess-Man are flying through the stars in Sky Runner and are leading Captain Marvel, Jet Jaguar, and a trio of Bio-Dreads against The Guardians of the Galaxy. The three Bio-Dreads are all destroyed in a relatively easy fashion. Captain Marvel and Jet Jaguar then both go off and kill Nikki, Martinex, Aleta and Yondu. The Guardians of the Galaxy look like they are going to lose this battle, but The Stranger appears and vaporizes Mon-Starr, Yess-Man, Captain Marvel, and Jet Jaguar. The Stranger then vanishes just as quickly as he appeared. Major Vance Astro, Charlie-27 and Starhawk then all look at each other with a sigh of relief. Unfortunately The Stranger doesn’t appear when Space Godzilla shows up and disintegrates them. Space Godzilla then makes his way through the atmosphere of the Playoff Planet to join the rest of the battle. “We have just received word that our space front has been completely destroyed. And we have heard no word from our strike force we sent out to acquire the crown,” Iron Lad reports to Elrond. “Very well, we must forge ahead and get that crown,” replies Elrond. “I can handle it Elrond,” Magik says. “Very well.” Magik then teleports Elrond, Ultra Magnus, Galadriel, Blue Wizard #2, Proteus, Dr. Voodoo, Starkiller, and the Young Avengers all to Prince Nuada’s stronghold. Proteus immediately warps reality to their advantage as Ultra Magnus unloads his blaster into Junkeon #25, Predator #46, and Purple Dragon #21. Starkiller then leaps in and slices through Nightsister Sith Witch #19 as the Young Avengers all attack Prince Nuada, Mr. Wink, Shredder and Bellatrix. Prince Nuada moves swiftly and smoothly and cuts through Speed as he races around. Stature grows and stomps Mr. Wink into the ground as Wiccan fights magic with magic against Bellatrix. Shredder kills Iron Lad, but is then killed by Elrond. All the while the Golden Army is still mowing through the Bullies. The six Separatist Commandos, Duncan Idaho Ghola #8, Plastic Man, as well as the six Force Adepts all die by the Golden Army’s attack. The Stranger then arrives again and uses his vast cosmic power to blast all forty-five members of the Golden Army. Which is exactly the opening Elrond was hoping for. This attack distracted Prince Nuada for a moment. That moment, however, costs him his life, as Elrond drives his sword deep into the Prince’s chest. He then smashes the crown beneath his foot. “What are you doing? We could have used the Golden Army to our advantage,” asks Starkiller. “No. No one should have control over that much power,” responds Elrond. Dr. Voodoo and Wiccan are then able to destroy Bellatrix Lestrange. Meanwhile, in the water, Hydro-Man, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Opee Sea Killers #9 and #10 battle Triton. Though he is out numbered, Triton feels like he will have no problem defeating these opponents. Triton kills the Creature with ease, and uses his control over the water to destroy Hydro-Man. But the Opee Sea Killers attack and rip through the son of Poseidon. Space Godzilla splashes down and destroys both of the Opee Sea Killers. Back up on the surface and in the city, the team of Eowyn, Hawkeye and Orion search for the scattered members of the Bullies. They then find themselves face to face with Ken, Ryu, and Tom Bombadill. “Wait a second?! What are you doing wearing the Oblivio crest? You are supposed to be from the Transfoamers,” says Ken. “Us?! This isn’t even your match. We’re fighting the Bullies not the Midgets,” replies Hawkeye. “Well we pretty much got bored from waiting for Ryatu to watch our match, so we talked to the ‘Foamers and agreed to just start the battle,” says Ryu. “Huh, no kidding,” says Hawkeye. “Well good luck.” “Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. You guys did what?!” says Ryatu as he comes down from the sky. “Yeah, we started the battle anyways. What’s the big deal? It’s not like you were in any hurry to watch it,” says Ken. “That’s not the point!” shouts Ryatu. “Excuse me, Ryatu, but while you’re busy arguing with us, there seems to be a lot of action going on in the desert,” Tom Bombadill says. “Ah God damn it!” Ryatu says as he rushes over to the desert. But he is too late, he sees both teams’ Sandworms lying dead, as well as Riik #3, Xio Jade, Terminator #39, Nexu #2, Krayt Dragon #5, Gorax, Troll #7, Thengal, and Hayt all lay dead. Space Godzilla then bursts out from the water and makes his way into the artic. He uses his cosmic fire breath to destroy both of the Bullies’ Junkeons, Eorman, Xenomorph #53, Blitzkrieg Bat, and Gramling. The Stranger then arrives again and attacks Space Godzilla. Their cosmic powers clash and in a single massive explosion, but combatants are destroyed. The six Eagles then swoop in and kill Jitsu and Nightstalker, as well as Darth Barren and Vampire #99. Magma then uses her powers to cover Eagles #2, 4, and 5 in lava, killing the giant birds. Hellion then uses his mutant abilities to destroy Griffin #17, as Caira the Oldstrong overpowers Orion. Micah Jiett then flies in Darkseid’s Destroyer and destroys the three remaining Eagles, but is quickly blasted by Cybertronian Guardian #10. It looks like another defeat is all but eminent for Oblivio, but Wheeljack runs out from his makeshift laboratory in the city with what seems to be a bigger version of the crown that Prince Nuada wore. Wheeljack puts it on and is able to reactivate the Golden Army. But, only 23 of the 45 are able to be revived. The revived Golden Army begins to their assault again and plows through both Weasley brothers, Lord Dredd, Lackki, The Leader, Nexu #4, Hawkeye, Zizzini, and all three Jedi Lightsaber Scientists. But the Bodacious Bullies are not ones to give up. Elrond, Elladan, Elrohir, Isilidor, and Theodred all attack as one, but Black Dragon #8 flies in and spray acid all over Elladan, Elrohir, and Isilidor. Elrond and Theodred team up and are able to take down the Black Dragon. Dementor #7 then flies in and kills Eowyn. Hawkeye then pulls out one of his specialty arrows and bull’s-eyes Dementor #7. The Golden Army continues to attack and takes out Atlas, Caira, Yellowjacket, Black Alice, and Predator #49. Chucky then flies in with his yellow power ring and goes right after Nightmare. The demonic doll ignites his red lightsaber and kills Nightmare with one quick pass. He then uses his power ring to destroy Starkiller and Zodak. Aleta One races in and leaps into action. She transforms and runs up Cybertronian Guardian #10 and blasts him several times right in the neck. This seems to work as the Cybertronian Guardian falls. The Golden Army under the control of Wheeljack then kicks into overdrive and overwhelms the rest of the Bullies. But in one amazing stand, the Bullies are able to destroy all but seven members of the Golden Army.
OBLIVIO IS VICTORIOUS!!
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Week 6: Better than All of You vs HM&BOTBC
Best of Both worlds is
-Lyra, Pan, Will Perry and Kirjava in the Intention Craft.
-General Grievous, The Colonial Marines, Dr. Doom, Bail Organa, Worf, Lazarus Long, Erasmus, HAL 9000 and Xavier Harkonnen in the Star Destroyer.
-Vorian Atriedes in Ornathopter.
- The crew of the Icarus 2 with the crew inside of it (From the movie "Sunshine")
- Dave Bowman, Buffy Summers, Spiderman, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Agomemnon & Juno (Cymek's), T-3 Terminator, Bryan Beckerman in the Mandalorian Armor with a red and blue Lightsaber, Bizarro, Angel (from Buffy), Willow Rosenberg, The Herculoids, The Acklay, Luminara Unduli & Barress Offee, Xerxes(Cymek), Dante(Cymek), Tlaloc(Cymek), Octane, Trax, Rodimus Prime, Ben Kenobi, Black Adam, Paralax, Iorek Byrnison, Kaja Sinis, Luna Lovegood, Movie Blackout, Dr. Fate, Mary Marvel, Darth Binks, Ginny Weasley, Venom, Ransack, Barrage & Chop Shop, Captain Latin America, Cannon Man, The Bottomless Stomach & Kid Nee, Serafina Pekkala and her daeman Kaisa, Numinus, Movie Devastator which is made up of Demolisher, Mix Master, Long Haul, Rampage, Scavenger, High Tower & Scrapper, Dex-Tar, Zombie Darkseid, Karu-Sil, Fatality, Taa, The Cullen Family from "Twilight" which consists of Carlisle, Esme, Alice, Emmett, Jasper Hale & Rosalie Hale, Bala Repaul, Lady Lindius Frotgus, Shahan Alama, 50 Gungan soldiers, Claire Danes & David Hasselhoff, Fool Killer, Norma Cenva, Nugget, Echo (from "Dollhouse"), Batzarro, Mulder & Scully, Rachel Ray, Swimmell, Captain Tarpals, Dozer #13 & Zombie Dozer #1.
Better Than All of You is
Green Lantern & Astro-Droid #17 in an X-Wing, Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, The Stay Puft Marsgmallow Man, The Rock, Hulk Hogan (w/Mandalorian Armor & a blue lightsaber), The 4 Horseman: Rick Flair (w/ a blue lightsaber), Arn Anderson, Ole Anderson, & Tully Blanchard, The Hart Foundation: Bret "The Hitman" Hart & Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, The British Bulldogs: Davey Boy Smith & The Dynamite Kid, Skeletor, John Rambo, Ghost Rider (Danny Ketch), Ghost Rider (Jonny Blaze), Doc Holliday, Gandalf the White, Beechead, Macho Man Randy Savage, Megadeth in a Rhino 4 x 4, David Dunn, Triple H, Loki & Bartleby, Smoke, Mr. Mind, Batman (Dick Grayson) & Robin (Damion) in a Snow Speeder, Batman (Jean-Paul Valley) & Astro-Droid #18 in an X-Wing, Batman Beyond in a Tie Fighter, Lonestar in a Tie Fighter, Barf in a Tie Fighter, Tomax & Xamot in an At-ST, Gray Hulk, Abomination, Spider-man (in the black symbiote suit), Yogurt, Stone Cold Steve Austin in a Mail Jeep, Nick Fury on a Ducatti, Baron Zemo, Ninja Pirate #3 & 4 in a Land Speeder, Deathlock, Tombstone, Reptile, Bishop, Sagat, Iron Spider-man, Man-E-Faces, Anti-Venom, Deathklok on JetSkis, Jedi Councilman #1, Zombie Phoenix, Zombie Trinity, Predator X #6-10, Zombie Jedi Master #1, Yellow Lantern #1 & 2, Red Lantern #1, Zombie Venom, (The original) Kung Lao, Predator #4-35, Cobra Viper #1-6, & Doozer #6.
The battle begins as most do. With Calm.
On the Commandos side several weird poofy noises happen at once.
"Aww man, now I'm all dusty AND we're short handed..." said Buffy knocking the dust from her hair and clothes.
"I don't know what those things were, but they were NOT vampires. I mean did you see them sunbathing? SUN BATHING? I mean common!..." said Angel, who was putting away his own stake.
"Seriously, and they were all sparkley... it was giving me the major wiggins. Vamps aren't supposed to do that." said Willow.
"Enough of this" said Black Adam. "The forces arrayed against us are vastly inferior and it should be a matter of minutes before they are all destroyed."
With that, Black Adam gathered together the commandos heavy hitters. Spiderman, Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Rodimus Prime, Ben Kenobi, Paralax, Dr. Fate, Mary Marvel, Venom, Devastator, Echo, Batzarro and of course Bryan Beckerman in the Mandalorian armor.
The Hair at Beckerman's temples began to go grey. A grin, filled with pointed teeth grew across his face. Both lightsabers flashed into life.
Paralax had taken control of Beckerman.
This crew of superpowers immediately threw themselves into the action at the forces arrayed against them.
Green Lantern and Astro Droid #17 managed to avoid Black Adam's assault. Unfortunately the tight formation that the Better Than All Of You pilots were in caused him to collide with Batman and Astro Droid #18, He tried to hold it together but Lonestar, Barf, and Batman Beyond were unable to get out of his way as his X-wing slammed into their vehicles.
Gandalf the White stood to take on the magic users of the commandos. Harry Potter and Dumbledore both stood against him.
The energy from the wands of the two Hogwarts wizards collided with the energy from Gandalf hovering in mid air.
This seemed to go on for ages, the roar of the spells filling the air.
Barely audible above the sound were two simple words.
"Bored now..."
Willow had gone dark... She turned the white wizards staff into a giant serpent which proceeded to strike Gandalf repeatedly. Injecting deadly poison with each bite.
Dark Willow would have chuckled but she had already moved on to her next victim. Or should I say Victims.
"Wrestlers? All oiled up and flexing? that is sooo gay, and trust me, I'd know..."
Willow then gave all of the wrestlers the "Warren" treatment, opening the skin at the bottom of their feet and pulling them apart like fleshy ziplock bags.
"There, now everyone can see all your muscles."
The subsequent simultaneous splorching sound made the Stay Puft Marshmallow man immediately sick. He covered his own team with sticky marshmallow vomit. This froze most of the remaining fighters in their place except for the Ghost Riders whose flames were browning the marshmallow faster than it could stick. Unfortunately those flames also caught the sticky marshmallow on fire, essentially turning it into napalm.
Rachel Ray was commenting on how delish the marshmallow smelled when the flames reached her, her garbage bowl completely unable to protect her this time. Predators 5 - 35 were all consumed by sticky sweet fire. Captain Latin America, The Bottomless Stomach, Cannon man and Kid Nee were all banking on the stomach eating their way out of the mess but he was not fast enough the flames took them as well.
Ahead of the mess The Ghost riders were barreling towards a single opponent. Bryan Beckerlax crouched low, his sinister grin reflecting the light from the riders flaming skulls. "I knew this season was going to be epic.." he said in a truckload of gravel meets a carton of cigarettes a day voice.
Beckerman triggered the rocket on his mandelorian armor, the explosion sending the two cyclists flying through the air towards him. He then fired his jetpack and sliced the two skeletal warriors neatly in two while flying between them.
Meanwhile on water, deathklok was riding the waves and waiting for a fight. This fight, unfortunately, came in the form of Swimmel, who they repeatedly ran over with their vehicles until the water turned a deep shade of red.
"Dude" said Nathan, "I wish we were in the napalm vomit, that's so much more metal than running over one dude with five jetskis... woah, Napalm Vomit, that'd be an awesome song..."
While deathklok was arguing about whether Planet Piss would be allowed to record Napalm Vomit, the body of predator
#4 landed in front of them with a splash. Bizarro and Batzarro had joined forces and decided to see who could throw the lifeless alien the farthest.
"Me am the loser!" exclaimed Bizarro. In response Batzaro murdered Deathklok by shooting them all in the head.
"MALB, MALB, MALB, Me am world’s worst detective, Me solve case by shooting strange musicians!" he shouted.
The rest of the Better than all of you squad was busy trying to free themselves from the now burning and melting
corpse of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, when the gungan soldiers released their boomas at the sticky mess. 50 orbs
impacted the tangled mess of a team all at once, the electric shock killing Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, Skeletor, John Rambo, Doc Holliday, Beechead, Smoke, Mr. Mind, Batman & Robin, Tomax & Xamot, Abomination, Spider-man, Yogurt, Nick Fury, Baron Zemo, Ninja Pirate #3 & 4 Tombstone, Reptile, Bishop, Sagat, Iron Spider-man, Man-E-Faces, Anti-Venom, Jedi Councilman #1, Zombie Trinity, Predator X #6-10, Zombie Jedi Master #1, Yellow Lantern #1 & 2, Red Lantern #1, Zombie Venom, Kung Lao, Cobra Viper #1-6, and Doozer #6.
Zombie Phoenix shambled towards the gungans, Executing them all in a great gout of flames, burning away the rest of the marshmallow on the field of battle.
Loki and Bartleby swooped in and met Angel in battle.
"Angel? really?" said Loki... mocking the vampire.
"Who does this guy think he is? Grab an arm Loki..." said Bartleby.
The two angles tore the demon in half and scanned the horizon for a new target...
Just as they were setting their sights on Harry Potter an anguished scream erupted from behind them. Buffy launched herself at the angels tearing their wings off with her bare hands and shoving them into the back of Dark Willow.
Willow, annoyed at the interruption, (she was levitating the grey hulk and pulling strips of his skin off to see how mad he would get...) Collapsed the grey hulks skull and welded the two angels armor together with electricity. The now human Angels burned alive in their red hot armor.
Megadeth in their 4x4 attempted to flee the battle but were crushed to death by the giant steel balls of the Devastator.
Inspired by Megadeth's demise Willow turned her attention to Zombie Phoenix, the fleash eater was consuming the fried Gungans voraciously, (apparently they taste like frog legs, which apparently, taste like chicken...) Willow began to read from an ancient text which stripped Phoenix of all of her powers, including whatever mystical force that was keeping her animated as a zombie.
Cryptic Writings indeed.
Hanna Montana and Barack Obama's Touring Battalion of Commandos are Victorious!
The commandos have lost all 50 gungan warriors, Swimmel, Captain Latin America, The Bottomless Stomach, Cannon man and Kid Nee, and the Cullen clan in the battle.
-Lyra, Pan, Will Perry and Kirjava in the Intention Craft.
-General Grievous, The Colonial Marines, Dr. Doom, Bail Organa, Worf, Lazarus Long, Erasmus, HAL 9000 and Xavier Harkonnen in the Star Destroyer.
-Vorian Atriedes in Ornathopter.
- The crew of the Icarus 2 with the crew inside of it (From the movie "Sunshine")
- Dave Bowman, Buffy Summers, Spiderman, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Agomemnon & Juno (Cymek's), T-3 Terminator, Bryan Beckerman in the Mandalorian Armor with a red and blue Lightsaber, Bizarro, Angel (from Buffy), Willow Rosenberg, The Herculoids, The Acklay, Luminara Unduli & Barress Offee, Xerxes(Cymek), Dante(Cymek), Tlaloc(Cymek), Octane, Trax, Rodimus Prime, Ben Kenobi, Black Adam, Paralax, Iorek Byrnison, Kaja Sinis, Luna Lovegood, Movie Blackout, Dr. Fate, Mary Marvel, Darth Binks, Ginny Weasley, Venom, Ransack, Barrage & Chop Shop, Captain Latin America, Cannon Man, The Bottomless Stomach & Kid Nee, Serafina Pekkala and her daeman Kaisa, Numinus, Movie Devastator which is made up of Demolisher, Mix Master, Long Haul, Rampage, Scavenger, High Tower & Scrapper, Dex-Tar, Zombie Darkseid, Karu-Sil, Fatality, Taa, The Cullen Family from "Twilight" which consists of Carlisle, Esme, Alice, Emmett, Jasper Hale & Rosalie Hale, Bala Repaul, Lady Lindius Frotgus, Shahan Alama, 50 Gungan soldiers, Claire Danes & David Hasselhoff, Fool Killer, Norma Cenva, Nugget, Echo (from "Dollhouse"), Batzarro, Mulder & Scully, Rachel Ray, Swimmell, Captain Tarpals, Dozer #13 & Zombie Dozer #1.
Better Than All of You is
Green Lantern & Astro-Droid #17 in an X-Wing, Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, The Stay Puft Marsgmallow Man, The Rock, Hulk Hogan (w/Mandalorian Armor & a blue lightsaber), The 4 Horseman: Rick Flair (w/ a blue lightsaber), Arn Anderson, Ole Anderson, & Tully Blanchard, The Hart Foundation: Bret "The Hitman" Hart & Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, The British Bulldogs: Davey Boy Smith & The Dynamite Kid, Skeletor, John Rambo, Ghost Rider (Danny Ketch), Ghost Rider (Jonny Blaze), Doc Holliday, Gandalf the White, Beechead, Macho Man Randy Savage, Megadeth in a Rhino 4 x 4, David Dunn, Triple H, Loki & Bartleby, Smoke, Mr. Mind, Batman (Dick Grayson) & Robin (Damion) in a Snow Speeder, Batman (Jean-Paul Valley) & Astro-Droid #18 in an X-Wing, Batman Beyond in a Tie Fighter, Lonestar in a Tie Fighter, Barf in a Tie Fighter, Tomax & Xamot in an At-ST, Gray Hulk, Abomination, Spider-man (in the black symbiote suit), Yogurt, Stone Cold Steve Austin in a Mail Jeep, Nick Fury on a Ducatti, Baron Zemo, Ninja Pirate #3 & 4 in a Land Speeder, Deathlock, Tombstone, Reptile, Bishop, Sagat, Iron Spider-man, Man-E-Faces, Anti-Venom, Deathklok on JetSkis, Jedi Councilman #1, Zombie Phoenix, Zombie Trinity, Predator X #6-10, Zombie Jedi Master #1, Yellow Lantern #1 & 2, Red Lantern #1, Zombie Venom, (The original) Kung Lao, Predator #4-35, Cobra Viper #1-6, & Doozer #6.
The battle begins as most do. With Calm.
On the Commandos side several weird poofy noises happen at once.
"Aww man, now I'm all dusty AND we're short handed..." said Buffy knocking the dust from her hair and clothes.
"I don't know what those things were, but they were NOT vampires. I mean did you see them sunbathing? SUN BATHING? I mean common!..." said Angel, who was putting away his own stake.
"Seriously, and they were all sparkley... it was giving me the major wiggins. Vamps aren't supposed to do that." said Willow.
"Enough of this" said Black Adam. "The forces arrayed against us are vastly inferior and it should be a matter of minutes before they are all destroyed."
With that, Black Adam gathered together the commandos heavy hitters. Spiderman, Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Rodimus Prime, Ben Kenobi, Paralax, Dr. Fate, Mary Marvel, Venom, Devastator, Echo, Batzarro and of course Bryan Beckerman in the Mandalorian armor.
The Hair at Beckerman's temples began to go grey. A grin, filled with pointed teeth grew across his face. Both lightsabers flashed into life.
Paralax had taken control of Beckerman.
This crew of superpowers immediately threw themselves into the action at the forces arrayed against them.
Green Lantern and Astro Droid #17 managed to avoid Black Adam's assault. Unfortunately the tight formation that the Better Than All Of You pilots were in caused him to collide with Batman and Astro Droid #18, He tried to hold it together but Lonestar, Barf, and Batman Beyond were unable to get out of his way as his X-wing slammed into their vehicles.
Gandalf the White stood to take on the magic users of the commandos. Harry Potter and Dumbledore both stood against him.
The energy from the wands of the two Hogwarts wizards collided with the energy from Gandalf hovering in mid air.
This seemed to go on for ages, the roar of the spells filling the air.
Barely audible above the sound were two simple words.
"Bored now..."
Willow had gone dark... She turned the white wizards staff into a giant serpent which proceeded to strike Gandalf repeatedly. Injecting deadly poison with each bite.
Dark Willow would have chuckled but she had already moved on to her next victim. Or should I say Victims.
"Wrestlers? All oiled up and flexing? that is sooo gay, and trust me, I'd know..."
Willow then gave all of the wrestlers the "Warren" treatment, opening the skin at the bottom of their feet and pulling them apart like fleshy ziplock bags.
"There, now everyone can see all your muscles."
The subsequent simultaneous splorching sound made the Stay Puft Marshmallow man immediately sick. He covered his own team with sticky marshmallow vomit. This froze most of the remaining fighters in their place except for the Ghost Riders whose flames were browning the marshmallow faster than it could stick. Unfortunately those flames also caught the sticky marshmallow on fire, essentially turning it into napalm.
Rachel Ray was commenting on how delish the marshmallow smelled when the flames reached her, her garbage bowl completely unable to protect her this time. Predators 5 - 35 were all consumed by sticky sweet fire. Captain Latin America, The Bottomless Stomach, Cannon man and Kid Nee were all banking on the stomach eating their way out of the mess but he was not fast enough the flames took them as well.
Ahead of the mess The Ghost riders were barreling towards a single opponent. Bryan Beckerlax crouched low, his sinister grin reflecting the light from the riders flaming skulls. "I knew this season was going to be epic.." he said in a truckload of gravel meets a carton of cigarettes a day voice.
Beckerman triggered the rocket on his mandelorian armor, the explosion sending the two cyclists flying through the air towards him. He then fired his jetpack and sliced the two skeletal warriors neatly in two while flying between them.
Meanwhile on water, deathklok was riding the waves and waiting for a fight. This fight, unfortunately, came in the form of Swimmel, who they repeatedly ran over with their vehicles until the water turned a deep shade of red.
"Dude" said Nathan, "I wish we were in the napalm vomit, that's so much more metal than running over one dude with five jetskis... woah, Napalm Vomit, that'd be an awesome song..."
While deathklok was arguing about whether Planet Piss would be allowed to record Napalm Vomit, the body of predator
#4 landed in front of them with a splash. Bizarro and Batzarro had joined forces and decided to see who could throw the lifeless alien the farthest.
"Me am the loser!" exclaimed Bizarro. In response Batzaro murdered Deathklok by shooting them all in the head.
"MALB, MALB, MALB, Me am world’s worst detective, Me solve case by shooting strange musicians!" he shouted.
The rest of the Better than all of you squad was busy trying to free themselves from the now burning and melting
corpse of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, when the gungan soldiers released their boomas at the sticky mess. 50 orbs
impacted the tangled mess of a team all at once, the electric shock killing Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, Skeletor, John Rambo, Doc Holliday, Beechead, Smoke, Mr. Mind, Batman & Robin, Tomax & Xamot, Abomination, Spider-man, Yogurt, Nick Fury, Baron Zemo, Ninja Pirate #3 & 4 Tombstone, Reptile, Bishop, Sagat, Iron Spider-man, Man-E-Faces, Anti-Venom, Jedi Councilman #1, Zombie Trinity, Predator X #6-10, Zombie Jedi Master #1, Yellow Lantern #1 & 2, Red Lantern #1, Zombie Venom, Kung Lao, Cobra Viper #1-6, and Doozer #6.
Zombie Phoenix shambled towards the gungans, Executing them all in a great gout of flames, burning away the rest of the marshmallow on the field of battle.
Loki and Bartleby swooped in and met Angel in battle.
"Angel? really?" said Loki... mocking the vampire.
"Who does this guy think he is? Grab an arm Loki..." said Bartleby.
The two angles tore the demon in half and scanned the horizon for a new target...
Just as they were setting their sights on Harry Potter an anguished scream erupted from behind them. Buffy launched herself at the angels tearing their wings off with her bare hands and shoving them into the back of Dark Willow.
Willow, annoyed at the interruption, (she was levitating the grey hulk and pulling strips of his skin off to see how mad he would get...) Collapsed the grey hulks skull and welded the two angels armor together with electricity. The now human Angels burned alive in their red hot armor.
Megadeth in their 4x4 attempted to flee the battle but were crushed to death by the giant steel balls of the Devastator.
Inspired by Megadeth's demise Willow turned her attention to Zombie Phoenix, the fleash eater was consuming the fried Gungans voraciously, (apparently they taste like frog legs, which apparently, taste like chicken...) Willow began to read from an ancient text which stripped Phoenix of all of her powers, including whatever mystical force that was keeping her animated as a zombie.
Cryptic Writings indeed.
Hanna Montana and Barack Obama's Touring Battalion of Commandos are Victorious!
The commandos have lost all 50 gungan warriors, Swimmel, Captain Latin America, The Bottomless Stomach, Cannon man and Kid Nee, and the Cullen clan in the battle.
Hayley's Comets vs. P.M.S.
“Civilization is unbearable, but it is less unbearable at the top.”
-Timothy Leary
I look to the teams during this Week 6 Match on the Playoff Planet. They are as follows:
Hayley's Comets: Kid Deadpool, Lady Deathstrike, Daredevil, Sandworms #9 and 13, Arachne, The Blob, Hannibal King, Cable, Hordak (w/ a Yellow Power Ring), Jedi Master #40, Reverse Flash, Predator #50, Nexu #5, Terminator #38, Xenomorph #54, Neo-Cymek #19, Cybertronian Guardian #8, Dementors #6 and 9, Vigo the Carpathian, Sith Lords #19 and 20, 4-Lom and Zuckuss, Acklay #3, Riik #2, Junkeons #15 and 16, Ash (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Jiggly Puff, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Grottle, Wartortle, Infernape, Dialga, Palkia, Rayquazza, Regirock, Empoleon, Prinplup, Piplup, Drago, Sebulba in a B-Wing, Weirdwolf and Monzo, Duncan Idaho Ghola #10, Waluigie, Count Hasmir Fenring, Force Adept #6, Krayt Dragon #4, The Justice Force: Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle and Boomerang, The Defenders of the Earth: Flash Gordon, The Phantom, Mandrake the Magician, Lothar, Lothar Jr., Rick Gordon, Jedda Walker, Kshin and Zuffy, The Thunderbolts: Songbird, Radioactive Man, Swordsman, Mister X, Headsman and Ghost, The Marauders: Scalphunter, Arclight, Malice, Harpoon, Prism, Riptide, Scrambler, & Vertigo, The Shining Force (Unpromoted Version (all 25 characters)), The Ninja Tribunal: Kon-Shisho, Judo-Shisho, Chikara-Shisho and Hisomi-Shisho, The Pet Avengers: Throg, Redwing, Hairball and Ms. Lion, Tech Net: Stryker, Cyblade, Ripclaw, Velocity, Ballistic, Heatwave and Impact, The Loonatics: Ace Bunny, Lexi Bunny, Danger Duck, Slam Tasmanian, Tech E. Coyote and Rev Runner, The Reavers: Body Bag, China Doll, Elmo, Ferro, Ferro 2, Joyboy, Numbers, Ring Toss, Scatterbrain, Thug, Waxworks, Yap, Hard-boiled, Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Cole, Macon and Reese, The Hive Five: Jinx, Gizmo, Mammoth, See-More and Private Hive, Trigon, Halk Karr, Omac, 8-Ball w/ 6-Ball, 9-Ball and 11 Ball in 8-Ball's Ship, Zombie Arisia, Zombie Polaris, Catarine Towani, Jeremitt Towani, Mace Towani and Cindel Towani, Doozer #3, Watchdogs #1-10 and Ewok #76.
P.M.S. is Freddy Krueger (w/ a yellow power ring), Jack Sparrow, The Leprechaun, The Beast, The Sentry, Judge Dredd, IG-88 in a B-Wing, Fizzle, M. Bison, Blue Beetle, Black Dragon #12, Johnny Rico, Ookla the Mok, Blue Devil, Spawn, Chun Li, Predator #47, Xenomorph #51, Balrog #2, The Peach, Assassin X, Major Maxim, Natalia Kassle, J.C., Secret Agent Zero, Deuce, Silicon Valerie, Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers, Wallace Wells, Knives Chau, Stephen Stills, Kim Pine, Sydney Savage, Magnetic Kid, Abbey Chase, Armor, M.O.D.O.T., Christine (the car), Dick Trickle, Naytiri, Sam Whitwicky, Pixie, Typhoid Mary, Terra, The Guild of Drundel Dorks: Dr. Boom Boom Pow, Evette, Arjhan Darkscale, Groudious Maximus and Bagwa, The Candy Land Crew: The Gingerbread People #1-3, Mr. Mint (w/ a blue lightsaber), Gramma Nut, King Kandy, Jolly, Plumpy, Princess Lolly, Queen Frostine, Lord Licorice (w/ a blue lightsaber) and Gloppy the Molasses Monster, Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Darwin and Seaman Anthony Piccolo, and the dudes from Tropic Thunder: Kirk Lazarus, Jeff Portnoy, Kevin Sandusky, Alpa Chino and Tugg Speedman..
Let the battle begin. . . and the adventures of Ewok #76. . .
Space-Inside Space Station
Predator #47 slowly searches for its prey. It locates 4-Lom and Zuckuss. Predator #47 becomes invisible with its cloaking device and stands behind Zuckuss. The small Gand bounty hunter is impaled by the Predator’s wrist claw. The Predator lifts the mortally wounded Zuckuss off the floor and throws him down. Before 4-Lom can react to his partner’s death, Judge Dredd moves behind the bounty hunter and fires. 4-Lom’s body spasms and falls to the floor. Predator #47 joins Dredd as they stealthily move through the halls.
The Leprechaun also roams the hallways (as he did in “Leprechaun 4”). He meets Jedi Master #40. The Jedi Master uses the force to throw the Leprechaun across the way. The Leprechaun lands near an entry portal. The diminutive trickster slowly ties his shirt tails to the ladder adjoining the door and punches the portal button. Jedi Master #40 is sucked into space where he freezes and dies. The Leprechaun punches the button again and the doorway seals shut.
Leprechaun: Never mess with. . . the Leprechaun!
M.O.D.O.T. faces The Defenders of the Earth: Flash Gordon, The Phantom, Mandrake the Magician, Lothar, Lothar Jr., Rick Gordon, Jedda Walker, Kshin, and Zuffy. Since M.O.D.O.T. is only meant for talking, he attempts to bargain for his survival with the Defenders. While the Defenders pay attention to M.O.D.O.T., Predator #47, Judge Dredd, the Leprechaun and Blue Beetle (who has entered the fray) attack the Defenders. Since the Defenders are taken completely off guard, they are slaughtered.
Zombie Polaris senses the deaths of her teammates on the space station and uses all of her abilities to force the station to crash into the Playoff Planet. Although she knows that it will mean her death, she realizes that for the greater good of her team, her sacrifice will be worth it. The station begins to plummet from space. Ewok #76, who has been hiding in a compartment, jumps out of the modular area and rushes to the station’s only life pod. He waves goodbye to his teammate. The station crashes into the planet and explodes. Zombie Polaris is killed, as is M.O.D.O.T., Blue Beetle, the Leprechaun, Judge Dredd and Predator #47.
Space-Outside
Ewok #76’s life pod passes by the battle occurring in space. IG-88 in a B-Wing and Freddy Krueger with a yellow power ring are in a pitched battle against Hordak with a yellow power ring and Sebulba in a B-Wing. The B-Wings enter into a dogfight with one another. Although Sebulba is an excellent pilot, he cannot match the Holowan Lab assassin droid’s intricate skills and perfect synch with his vehicle. IG-88 bests Sebulba and shoots down the Dug and his fighter. Meanwhile, Krueger faces Hordak. The two characters are evenly matched as the dream warrior fights against the technological villain. While the two fight with their rings, Krueger moves in close with his claws and attempts to rip at Hordak’s mask. Hordak’s chest opens up and launches the buzz-saw weapon stored there. The saw rips into Krueger. Krueger’s ring protection wanes as does Krueger’s life. Hordak takes advantage of the situation and his arm becomes an energy cannon. The cannon tears into Krueger and Krueger dies. IG-88 flies his ship at Hordak. Hordak uses his other arm as a mechanical rotor blade. The turbulence whips IG-88’s ship around. Hordak then fires his arm cannon and destroys the ship and robot. At the end of the battle, Hordak notices Ewok #76’s ship. Hordak uses his power ring to guide Ewok #76’s shuttle to safety.
Water Region
The life pod shoots over the water region of the planet. In the water, Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Seaman Anthony Piccolo, Darwin and Jack Sparrow wait for an enemy to show itself. No one comes. . .
Forest Region
Ewok #76’s life pod crashes into the forest where the battle has already commenced. Kirk Lazarus, Jeff Portnoy, Kevin Sandusky, Alpa Chino and Tugg Speedman walk through the trees. Alpa Chino screams as a blast rips through his chest. The shot was fired by Predator #50. Predator #50’s cloaking device kicks in and it becomes invisible. Regardless of its invisibility, Xenomorph #51 manages to pounce on the Predator. The two mortal enemies enter into a furious battle. Xenomorph #51 kills Predator #50. Xenomorph #54 sees its brother enemy and the two fight to the death. Xenomorph #54 kills Xenomorph #51. Portnoy, Sandusky, Lazarus and Speedman rally around each other and kill Xenomorph #54 with gunfire. Terminator #38 storms from behind the bushes and kills Portnoy and Sandusky. Before it is able to destroy Speedman and Lazarus, Black Dragon #12 spews its acid breath at Terminator #38. The Terminator melts. 8-Ball w/ 6-Ball, 9-Ball and 11 Ball in 8-Ball's Ship hovers over the Black Dragon. and with their combined concussion blasted cue sticks, destroy the Dragon. The Balls look to the remaining Tropic Thunder characters. Before they reach Lazarus and Speedman, they are met by Balrog #2, which uses its fire weapons to destroy the ship and kill the entire 8-Ball crew.
Naytiri lurks on an immense branch and focuses on Catarine Towani, Jeremitt Towani, Mace Towani and Cindel Towani. She notches an arrow in her bow and lets the arrow fly. Jeremitt Towani is struck in the heart and dies instantly. Naytiri quickly notches another arrow and kills Catatrine Towani with an arrow through her eye. Ewok #76 jumps on Naytiri’s back. Naytiri shrieks as she attempts to dislodge Ewok #76. She is unable to, trips on a jutting branch offshoot and falls to her death. Ewok #76 rides her down and although he loses his wind, survives.
Typhoid Mary confronts Watchdogs #1-10. Although the Watchdogs appear more formidable, Typhoid Mary uses her mind control to turn the Watchdogs against each other. She also uses her pyrokinesis to burn them. After the skirmish, all Watchdogs are dead. Typhoid Mary then faces Dementors #6 and 9; she is ripped apart.
Spawn kills both Mace Towani and Cindel Towani. He then faces Vigo the Carpathian. Vigo uses his immense supernatural abilities to bring Spawn to his knees. Dementors #6 and 9 finish Spawn off. Blue Devil steps into the fray and uses his hell-spawned supernatural ability to destroy both Dementors #6 and 9, as well as Vigo.
Zombie Arisia flies by and sees Ewok #76 running through the forest. She uses her ring to transports him to safety.
Water Region
Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Seaman Anthony Piccolo, Darwin and Jack Sparrow wait for an enemy to show itself. No one comes. . .
Desert Region
Zombie Arisia is distracted at the Desert’s battle and decides to drop off Ewok #76 at the nearest sand dune. She then flies above the current fracas. Ewok #76, from his dune-safe site above, sees Sandworms #9 and 13 move through the sands with Force Adept #6, riding on top of Krayt Dragon #4. They are met by Johnny Rico and Ookla the Mok. Ookla fires paralyzing arrows at Sandworm #9. Rico joins his teammate and fires at the beast. Sandworm #9 slows down due to the arrows and bullets piercing its hide. The Sentry flies in and with the help of Arisia, lifts Sandworm #9 in the air and drops it; Sandworm #9 is crushed by its own weight. Sam Whitwicky and Armor focus on Force Adept #6 and Krayt Dragon #4. Krayt Dragon #4 easily dispatches with Sam Whitwicky. Armor jumps on the back of the dragon and jumps on its rider, Force Adept #6. Armor’s psionic powers destroy Force Adept #6. Krayt Dragon #4 senses its rider’s death and throws Armor off its back. Armor’s armor protects her and she rolls away without being harmed. Terra approaches the skirmish and manipulates the sands around her. Rico and Ookla fire at Krayt Dragon #4, weakening it, while Terra uses her powers to suffocate the great beast.
Acklay #3 approaches Armor, who has recently risen. The Acklay focuses on Armor and is suddenly distracted by Ewok #76. While the furry combatant distracts the beast, Armor reacts and uses her psionic powers to kill Acklay #3. Riik #2 and Nexu #5 join the melee. Fizzle erupts on the site and assists Armor in the destruction of both Nexu #5 and Riik #2.
Duncan Idaho Ghola #10 and Count Hasmir Fenring face Armor, Johnny Rico and Ookla. Duncan Idaho Ghola #10 bests Rico, but is killed by Armor. Fenring dies at the hands of Ookla. Sandworm #13 rushes up from the sands to engulf Ookla. Terra joins Armor and Fizzle and together they destroy Sandworm #13. They are not so lucky when they face Neo-Cymek #19, Cybertronian Guardian #8 and Junkeons #15 and 16. Cybertronian Guardian #8 and Junkeon #15 are destroyed, but Terra, Armor and Fizzle are also killed in the skirmish.
Ewok #76 travels with Sentry and Zombie Arisia to the next fight.
Water Region
Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Seaman Anthony Piccolo, Darwin and Jack Sparrow wait for an enemy to show itself. No one comes. . .
In the City
Ewok #76 is dropped into the city and runs from building to building. Dick Trickle moves behind the wheel of Christine. He sees his target and as if the car can read his mind, Christine storms straight at Waluigie and Doozer #3. The car’s wheels run over Doozer #3, leaving behind a bloody mess. The car then focuses to Waluigie. Waluigie attempts to jump out of the way, but it is too late. Waluigie is hit and flies into the air; his lifeless body ends up in a garbage can. Dick Trickle races through the town and cannot avoid the Blob, who is standing in the middle of the street. The car crashes into the giant mutant and Christine is damaged beyond repair. Dick Trickle has his seatbelt on, so he groggily walks from the vehicle. He is riddled with bullets by both Kid Deadpool and Cable.
The Comets’ teams band together with Daredevil, Arachne and Hannibal King. Thus, the Thunderbolts, Justice Force, Ninja Tribunal and Hive Five join the three non-team Comet members. Songbird, Radioactive Man, Swordsmen, Mister X, Headsman, Ghost, Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle, Boomerang, Jinx, Gizmo, Mammoth, See-More, Private Hive and Kon-Shisho, Judo-Shisho, Chikara-Shisho and Hisomi-Shisho face P.M.S.’s The Peach, Assassin X, Major Maxim, Natalia Kassle, J.C., Secret Agent Zero, Deuce, Silicon Valerie, Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers, Wallace Wells, Knives Chau, Stephen Stills, Kim Pine, Sydney Savage, Magnetic Kid and Abbey Chase. A bloody slaughter ensues; the death and carnage are immeasurable and P.M.S. winds up on the short side of the stick. All of its combatants die in the melee. At the end of the fray, The Peach, Assassin X, Major Maxim, Natalia Kassle, J.C., Secret Agent Zero, Darwin, Deuce, Silicon Valerie, Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers, Wallace Wells, Knives Chau, Stephen Stills, Kim Pine, Sydney Savage, Magnetic Kid and Abbey Chase are dead. Their deaths are not in vain as they manage to kill Nobody, Nano, Chrysalis, Raptarr, Gizmo, Private Hive, Swordsman, Songbird, Headsman, Kon-Shisho, Judo-Shisho and Ghost.
Seeing his teammates victorious without his necessity, Ewok #76 opens a manhole cover and jumps into the sewers beneath the city.
Beneath City-Sewers
The Guild of Drundel Dorks: Dr. Boom Boom Pow, Evette, Arjhan Darkscale, Groudious Maximus and Bagwa face another massive team combination- The Marauders, Tech Net and Reavers. Thus, Scalphunter, Arclight, Malice, Harpoon, Prism, Riptide, Scrambler, Vertigo, Stryker, Cyblade, Ripclaw, Velocity, Ballistic, Heatwave, Impact, Body Bag, China Doll, Elmo, Ferro, Ferro 2, Joyboy, Numbers, Ring Toss, Scatterbrain, Thug, Waxworks, Yap, Hard-boiled, Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Cole, Macon and Reese stand together.
Donald Pierce (looking at the Dorks): You have to be kidding right?
Dr. Boom Boom Pow: We may not look like much, but we have it where it counts!
Scalphunter: We’ll see BBP!
Bagwa: Yes, we will.
The teams begin their battle. The Guild is actually more powerful than it looks with its wizards and warriors. Although the Dorks all fall, they actually take with them, Arclight, Harpoon, Prism, Cyblade, Velocity, Impact, China Doll, Ferro 2, Ring Toss, Yap, Cole and Macon. Ewok #76 joins his teammates at the end of the skirmish and rises to the lands above.
Grassland Region
The Candy Land Crew: Gingerbread People #1-3, Mr. Mint (w/ a blue lightsaber), Gramma Nut, King Kandy, Jolly, Plumpy, Princess Lolly, Queen Frostine, Lord Licorice (w/ a blue lightsaber) and Gloppy the Molasses Monster face off against The Loonatics: Ace Bunny, Lexi Bunny, Danger Duck, Slam Tasmanian, Tech E. Coyote and Rev Runner. Ace Bunny uses his martial arts skills and swordsmanship against Mr. Mint with a blue lightsaber. Although it is a pitched battle, the lightsaber proves superior and Mr. Mint slices Ace Bunny in half. Lexi Bunny rushes at Princess Lolly and Queen Frostine. Frostine uses her powers to create a small blizzard which engulfs Lexi Bunny. Princess Lolly then uses lollipops and weapons against Lexi and kills her. Slam Tasmanian and Danger Duck converge on Gingerbread People #1-3, as well as Gramma Nut and Queen Frostine. Danger and Slam kill them all. Gloppy the Monster sprays Slam and Danger so that they are unable to move quickly. The Candyland Crew uses this to their advantage. Mr. Mint and Lord Licorice slice Slam and Danger with their lightsabers. Tech E. Coyote and Rev Runner manage to destroy King Kandy, Jolly and Plumpy. Mr. Mint and Lord Licorice become enraged animals and kill the remaining Loonatics. As if in response to their animalistic tendencies coming out, the Pet Avengers: Throg, Redwing, Hairball and Ms. Lion, come to the scene. Although the Candyland lightsaber wielders manage to kills Hairball, they are killed by the remaining pets. Gloppy and Princess Lolly die shortly thereafter.
Water Region
Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Seaman Anthony Piccolo, Darwin and Jack Sparrow wait for an enemy to show itself. Finally!!! On the horizon they see Ash (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Jiggly Puff, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Grottle, Wartortle, Infernape, Dialga, Palkia, Rayquazza, Regirock, Empoleon, Prinplup, Piplup and Drago. Ash is shot down by the air to surface weaponry of the Seaquest submarine. In retaliation, the Pokemon characters attack and actually manage to destroy the Seaquest beyond repair. Bridger, as the Captain, goes down with the ship as does his boy toy, Lucas Wolenczak. After the ship sinks, its crew jettisons out of the sub on a large modified life raft. The remaining Seaquest members manage to destroy Jiggy Puff, Wartortle, Grottle, Dialga, Regirock, Piplup and Drago, before they perish. Jack Sparrow rides Darwin away, but only so far as Darwin is killed by Empoleon and Prinplup. Sparrow escapes.
Arctic Region
It is a smaller match in the Arctic elements. The Beast, M. Bison, Chun Li and Pixie face insurmountable odds by facing Lady Deathstrike, Reverse Flash, Sith Lords #19 and 20, Weirdwolf and Monzo, The Shining Force, Trigon, Halk Karr and Omac. The Beast, M. Bison and Pixie are only able to kill Sith Lord #20 before they perish.
The Final Battle
Almost never have I seen such a match. The odds of P.M.S. are felt by all on the battlefield. The team members that remain are as follows-
Hayley's Comets: Kid Deadpool, Lady Deathstrike, Daredevil, Arachne, The Blob, Hannibal King, Cable, Hordak (w/ a Yellow Power Ring), Reverse Flash, Neo-Cymek #19, Sith Lord #19, Junkeons #16, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Infernape, Palkia, Rayquazza, Empoleon, Prinplup, Weirdwolf and Monzo, Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Tsunami, Green Mantle, Boomerang, Radioactive Man, Mister X, Scalphunter, Malice, Riptide, Scrambler, Vertigo, The Shining Force (Unpromoted Version (all 25 characters)), Chikara-Shisho and Hisomi-Shisho, Throg, Redwing, Ms. Lion, Stryker, Ripclaw, Ballistic, Heatwave Body Bag, Elmo, Ferro, Joyboy, Numbers, Scatterbrain, Thug, Waxworks, Hard-boiled, Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Reese, Jinx, Mammoth, See-More, Trigon, Halk Karr, Omac, Zombie Arisia and Ewok #76.
P.M.S.: Jack Sparrow, The Sentry, Blue Devil, Balrog #2, Kirk Lazarus and Tugg Speedman.
Sparrow: Farwell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain;
For we received our orders, to put a sail back to Boston,
And so never more shall we see you again.
Tugg Speedman: You tell the world what happened here.
Kirk Lazarus: What happened here?
Tugg Speedman: I don't know, but you need to tell them.
In a scene reminiscent of the finale of “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid,” the P.M.S. crew meets their maker. Although none survive on P.M.S., they manage to kill Ewok #76.
P.M.S.: All dead.
Hayley's Comets: Kid Deadpool, Lady Deathstrike, Daredevil, Arachne, The Blob, Hannibal King, Cable, Hordak (w/ a Yellow Power Ring), Reverse Flash, Neo-Cymek #19, Sith Lord #19, Junkeons #16, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Infernape, Palkia, Rayquazza, Empoleon, Prinplup, Weirdwolf and Monzo, Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Tsunami, Green Mantle, Boomerang, Radioactive Man, Mister X, Scalphunter, Malice, Riptide, Scrambler, Vertigo, The Shining Force (Unpromoted Version (all 25 characters)), Chikara-Shisho and Hisomi-Shisho, Throg, Redwing, Ms. Lion, Stryker, Ripclaw, Ballistic, Heatwave Body Bag, Elmo, Ferro, Joyboy, Numbers, Scatterbrain, Thug, Waxworks, Hard-boiled, Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Reese, Jinx, Mammoth, See-More, Trigon, Halk Karr, Omac and Zombie Arisia survive.
HALEY’S COMETS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
-Timothy Leary
I look to the teams during this Week 6 Match on the Playoff Planet. They are as follows:
Hayley's Comets: Kid Deadpool, Lady Deathstrike, Daredevil, Sandworms #9 and 13, Arachne, The Blob, Hannibal King, Cable, Hordak (w/ a Yellow Power Ring), Jedi Master #40, Reverse Flash, Predator #50, Nexu #5, Terminator #38, Xenomorph #54, Neo-Cymek #19, Cybertronian Guardian #8, Dementors #6 and 9, Vigo the Carpathian, Sith Lords #19 and 20, 4-Lom and Zuckuss, Acklay #3, Riik #2, Junkeons #15 and 16, Ash (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Jiggly Puff, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Grottle, Wartortle, Infernape, Dialga, Palkia, Rayquazza, Regirock, Empoleon, Prinplup, Piplup, Drago, Sebulba in a B-Wing, Weirdwolf and Monzo, Duncan Idaho Ghola #10, Waluigie, Count Hasmir Fenring, Force Adept #6, Krayt Dragon #4, The Justice Force: Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle and Boomerang, The Defenders of the Earth: Flash Gordon, The Phantom, Mandrake the Magician, Lothar, Lothar Jr., Rick Gordon, Jedda Walker, Kshin and Zuffy, The Thunderbolts: Songbird, Radioactive Man, Swordsman, Mister X, Headsman and Ghost, The Marauders: Scalphunter, Arclight, Malice, Harpoon, Prism, Riptide, Scrambler, & Vertigo, The Shining Force (Unpromoted Version (all 25 characters)), The Ninja Tribunal: Kon-Shisho, Judo-Shisho, Chikara-Shisho and Hisomi-Shisho, The Pet Avengers: Throg, Redwing, Hairball and Ms. Lion, Tech Net: Stryker, Cyblade, Ripclaw, Velocity, Ballistic, Heatwave and Impact, The Loonatics: Ace Bunny, Lexi Bunny, Danger Duck, Slam Tasmanian, Tech E. Coyote and Rev Runner, The Reavers: Body Bag, China Doll, Elmo, Ferro, Ferro 2, Joyboy, Numbers, Ring Toss, Scatterbrain, Thug, Waxworks, Yap, Hard-boiled, Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Cole, Macon and Reese, The Hive Five: Jinx, Gizmo, Mammoth, See-More and Private Hive, Trigon, Halk Karr, Omac, 8-Ball w/ 6-Ball, 9-Ball and 11 Ball in 8-Ball's Ship, Zombie Arisia, Zombie Polaris, Catarine Towani, Jeremitt Towani, Mace Towani and Cindel Towani, Doozer #3, Watchdogs #1-10 and Ewok #76.
P.M.S. is Freddy Krueger (w/ a yellow power ring), Jack Sparrow, The Leprechaun, The Beast, The Sentry, Judge Dredd, IG-88 in a B-Wing, Fizzle, M. Bison, Blue Beetle, Black Dragon #12, Johnny Rico, Ookla the Mok, Blue Devil, Spawn, Chun Li, Predator #47, Xenomorph #51, Balrog #2, The Peach, Assassin X, Major Maxim, Natalia Kassle, J.C., Secret Agent Zero, Deuce, Silicon Valerie, Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers, Wallace Wells, Knives Chau, Stephen Stills, Kim Pine, Sydney Savage, Magnetic Kid, Abbey Chase, Armor, M.O.D.O.T., Christine (the car), Dick Trickle, Naytiri, Sam Whitwicky, Pixie, Typhoid Mary, Terra, The Guild of Drundel Dorks: Dr. Boom Boom Pow, Evette, Arjhan Darkscale, Groudious Maximus and Bagwa, The Candy Land Crew: The Gingerbread People #1-3, Mr. Mint (w/ a blue lightsaber), Gramma Nut, King Kandy, Jolly, Plumpy, Princess Lolly, Queen Frostine, Lord Licorice (w/ a blue lightsaber) and Gloppy the Molasses Monster, Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Darwin and Seaman Anthony Piccolo, and the dudes from Tropic Thunder: Kirk Lazarus, Jeff Portnoy, Kevin Sandusky, Alpa Chino and Tugg Speedman..
Let the battle begin. . . and the adventures of Ewok #76. . .
Space-Inside Space Station
Predator #47 slowly searches for its prey. It locates 4-Lom and Zuckuss. Predator #47 becomes invisible with its cloaking device and stands behind Zuckuss. The small Gand bounty hunter is impaled by the Predator’s wrist claw. The Predator lifts the mortally wounded Zuckuss off the floor and throws him down. Before 4-Lom can react to his partner’s death, Judge Dredd moves behind the bounty hunter and fires. 4-Lom’s body spasms and falls to the floor. Predator #47 joins Dredd as they stealthily move through the halls.
The Leprechaun also roams the hallways (as he did in “Leprechaun 4”). He meets Jedi Master #40. The Jedi Master uses the force to throw the Leprechaun across the way. The Leprechaun lands near an entry portal. The diminutive trickster slowly ties his shirt tails to the ladder adjoining the door and punches the portal button. Jedi Master #40 is sucked into space where he freezes and dies. The Leprechaun punches the button again and the doorway seals shut.
Leprechaun: Never mess with. . . the Leprechaun!
M.O.D.O.T. faces The Defenders of the Earth: Flash Gordon, The Phantom, Mandrake the Magician, Lothar, Lothar Jr., Rick Gordon, Jedda Walker, Kshin, and Zuffy. Since M.O.D.O.T. is only meant for talking, he attempts to bargain for his survival with the Defenders. While the Defenders pay attention to M.O.D.O.T., Predator #47, Judge Dredd, the Leprechaun and Blue Beetle (who has entered the fray) attack the Defenders. Since the Defenders are taken completely off guard, they are slaughtered.
Zombie Polaris senses the deaths of her teammates on the space station and uses all of her abilities to force the station to crash into the Playoff Planet. Although she knows that it will mean her death, she realizes that for the greater good of her team, her sacrifice will be worth it. The station begins to plummet from space. Ewok #76, who has been hiding in a compartment, jumps out of the modular area and rushes to the station’s only life pod. He waves goodbye to his teammate. The station crashes into the planet and explodes. Zombie Polaris is killed, as is M.O.D.O.T., Blue Beetle, the Leprechaun, Judge Dredd and Predator #47.
Space-Outside
Ewok #76’s life pod passes by the battle occurring in space. IG-88 in a B-Wing and Freddy Krueger with a yellow power ring are in a pitched battle against Hordak with a yellow power ring and Sebulba in a B-Wing. The B-Wings enter into a dogfight with one another. Although Sebulba is an excellent pilot, he cannot match the Holowan Lab assassin droid’s intricate skills and perfect synch with his vehicle. IG-88 bests Sebulba and shoots down the Dug and his fighter. Meanwhile, Krueger faces Hordak. The two characters are evenly matched as the dream warrior fights against the technological villain. While the two fight with their rings, Krueger moves in close with his claws and attempts to rip at Hordak’s mask. Hordak’s chest opens up and launches the buzz-saw weapon stored there. The saw rips into Krueger. Krueger’s ring protection wanes as does Krueger’s life. Hordak takes advantage of the situation and his arm becomes an energy cannon. The cannon tears into Krueger and Krueger dies. IG-88 flies his ship at Hordak. Hordak uses his other arm as a mechanical rotor blade. The turbulence whips IG-88’s ship around. Hordak then fires his arm cannon and destroys the ship and robot. At the end of the battle, Hordak notices Ewok #76’s ship. Hordak uses his power ring to guide Ewok #76’s shuttle to safety.
Water Region
The life pod shoots over the water region of the planet. In the water, Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Seaman Anthony Piccolo, Darwin and Jack Sparrow wait for an enemy to show itself. No one comes. . .
Forest Region
Ewok #76’s life pod crashes into the forest where the battle has already commenced. Kirk Lazarus, Jeff Portnoy, Kevin Sandusky, Alpa Chino and Tugg Speedman walk through the trees. Alpa Chino screams as a blast rips through his chest. The shot was fired by Predator #50. Predator #50’s cloaking device kicks in and it becomes invisible. Regardless of its invisibility, Xenomorph #51 manages to pounce on the Predator. The two mortal enemies enter into a furious battle. Xenomorph #51 kills Predator #50. Xenomorph #54 sees its brother enemy and the two fight to the death. Xenomorph #54 kills Xenomorph #51. Portnoy, Sandusky, Lazarus and Speedman rally around each other and kill Xenomorph #54 with gunfire. Terminator #38 storms from behind the bushes and kills Portnoy and Sandusky. Before it is able to destroy Speedman and Lazarus, Black Dragon #12 spews its acid breath at Terminator #38. The Terminator melts. 8-Ball w/ 6-Ball, 9-Ball and 11 Ball in 8-Ball's Ship hovers over the Black Dragon. and with their combined concussion blasted cue sticks, destroy the Dragon. The Balls look to the remaining Tropic Thunder characters. Before they reach Lazarus and Speedman, they are met by Balrog #2, which uses its fire weapons to destroy the ship and kill the entire 8-Ball crew.
Naytiri lurks on an immense branch and focuses on Catarine Towani, Jeremitt Towani, Mace Towani and Cindel Towani. She notches an arrow in her bow and lets the arrow fly. Jeremitt Towani is struck in the heart and dies instantly. Naytiri quickly notches another arrow and kills Catatrine Towani with an arrow through her eye. Ewok #76 jumps on Naytiri’s back. Naytiri shrieks as she attempts to dislodge Ewok #76. She is unable to, trips on a jutting branch offshoot and falls to her death. Ewok #76 rides her down and although he loses his wind, survives.
Typhoid Mary confronts Watchdogs #1-10. Although the Watchdogs appear more formidable, Typhoid Mary uses her mind control to turn the Watchdogs against each other. She also uses her pyrokinesis to burn them. After the skirmish, all Watchdogs are dead. Typhoid Mary then faces Dementors #6 and 9; she is ripped apart.
Spawn kills both Mace Towani and Cindel Towani. He then faces Vigo the Carpathian. Vigo uses his immense supernatural abilities to bring Spawn to his knees. Dementors #6 and 9 finish Spawn off. Blue Devil steps into the fray and uses his hell-spawned supernatural ability to destroy both Dementors #6 and 9, as well as Vigo.
Zombie Arisia flies by and sees Ewok #76 running through the forest. She uses her ring to transports him to safety.
Water Region
Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Seaman Anthony Piccolo, Darwin and Jack Sparrow wait for an enemy to show itself. No one comes. . .
Desert Region
Zombie Arisia is distracted at the Desert’s battle and decides to drop off Ewok #76 at the nearest sand dune. She then flies above the current fracas. Ewok #76, from his dune-safe site above, sees Sandworms #9 and 13 move through the sands with Force Adept #6, riding on top of Krayt Dragon #4. They are met by Johnny Rico and Ookla the Mok. Ookla fires paralyzing arrows at Sandworm #9. Rico joins his teammate and fires at the beast. Sandworm #9 slows down due to the arrows and bullets piercing its hide. The Sentry flies in and with the help of Arisia, lifts Sandworm #9 in the air and drops it; Sandworm #9 is crushed by its own weight. Sam Whitwicky and Armor focus on Force Adept #6 and Krayt Dragon #4. Krayt Dragon #4 easily dispatches with Sam Whitwicky. Armor jumps on the back of the dragon and jumps on its rider, Force Adept #6. Armor’s psionic powers destroy Force Adept #6. Krayt Dragon #4 senses its rider’s death and throws Armor off its back. Armor’s armor protects her and she rolls away without being harmed. Terra approaches the skirmish and manipulates the sands around her. Rico and Ookla fire at Krayt Dragon #4, weakening it, while Terra uses her powers to suffocate the great beast.
Acklay #3 approaches Armor, who has recently risen. The Acklay focuses on Armor and is suddenly distracted by Ewok #76. While the furry combatant distracts the beast, Armor reacts and uses her psionic powers to kill Acklay #3. Riik #2 and Nexu #5 join the melee. Fizzle erupts on the site and assists Armor in the destruction of both Nexu #5 and Riik #2.
Duncan Idaho Ghola #10 and Count Hasmir Fenring face Armor, Johnny Rico and Ookla. Duncan Idaho Ghola #10 bests Rico, but is killed by Armor. Fenring dies at the hands of Ookla. Sandworm #13 rushes up from the sands to engulf Ookla. Terra joins Armor and Fizzle and together they destroy Sandworm #13. They are not so lucky when they face Neo-Cymek #19, Cybertronian Guardian #8 and Junkeons #15 and 16. Cybertronian Guardian #8 and Junkeon #15 are destroyed, but Terra, Armor and Fizzle are also killed in the skirmish.
Ewok #76 travels with Sentry and Zombie Arisia to the next fight.
Water Region
Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Seaman Anthony Piccolo, Darwin and Jack Sparrow wait for an enemy to show itself. No one comes. . .
In the City
Ewok #76 is dropped into the city and runs from building to building. Dick Trickle moves behind the wheel of Christine. He sees his target and as if the car can read his mind, Christine storms straight at Waluigie and Doozer #3. The car’s wheels run over Doozer #3, leaving behind a bloody mess. The car then focuses to Waluigie. Waluigie attempts to jump out of the way, but it is too late. Waluigie is hit and flies into the air; his lifeless body ends up in a garbage can. Dick Trickle races through the town and cannot avoid the Blob, who is standing in the middle of the street. The car crashes into the giant mutant and Christine is damaged beyond repair. Dick Trickle has his seatbelt on, so he groggily walks from the vehicle. He is riddled with bullets by both Kid Deadpool and Cable.
The Comets’ teams band together with Daredevil, Arachne and Hannibal King. Thus, the Thunderbolts, Justice Force, Ninja Tribunal and Hive Five join the three non-team Comet members. Songbird, Radioactive Man, Swordsmen, Mister X, Headsman, Ghost, Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle, Boomerang, Jinx, Gizmo, Mammoth, See-More, Private Hive and Kon-Shisho, Judo-Shisho, Chikara-Shisho and Hisomi-Shisho face P.M.S.’s The Peach, Assassin X, Major Maxim, Natalia Kassle, J.C., Secret Agent Zero, Deuce, Silicon Valerie, Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers, Wallace Wells, Knives Chau, Stephen Stills, Kim Pine, Sydney Savage, Magnetic Kid and Abbey Chase. A bloody slaughter ensues; the death and carnage are immeasurable and P.M.S. winds up on the short side of the stick. All of its combatants die in the melee. At the end of the fray, The Peach, Assassin X, Major Maxim, Natalia Kassle, J.C., Secret Agent Zero, Darwin, Deuce, Silicon Valerie, Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers, Wallace Wells, Knives Chau, Stephen Stills, Kim Pine, Sydney Savage, Magnetic Kid and Abbey Chase are dead. Their deaths are not in vain as they manage to kill Nobody, Nano, Chrysalis, Raptarr, Gizmo, Private Hive, Swordsman, Songbird, Headsman, Kon-Shisho, Judo-Shisho and Ghost.
Seeing his teammates victorious without his necessity, Ewok #76 opens a manhole cover and jumps into the sewers beneath the city.
Beneath City-Sewers
The Guild of Drundel Dorks: Dr. Boom Boom Pow, Evette, Arjhan Darkscale, Groudious Maximus and Bagwa face another massive team combination- The Marauders, Tech Net and Reavers. Thus, Scalphunter, Arclight, Malice, Harpoon, Prism, Riptide, Scrambler, Vertigo, Stryker, Cyblade, Ripclaw, Velocity, Ballistic, Heatwave, Impact, Body Bag, China Doll, Elmo, Ferro, Ferro 2, Joyboy, Numbers, Ring Toss, Scatterbrain, Thug, Waxworks, Yap, Hard-boiled, Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Cole, Macon and Reese stand together.
Donald Pierce (looking at the Dorks): You have to be kidding right?
Dr. Boom Boom Pow: We may not look like much, but we have it where it counts!
Scalphunter: We’ll see BBP!
Bagwa: Yes, we will.
The teams begin their battle. The Guild is actually more powerful than it looks with its wizards and warriors. Although the Dorks all fall, they actually take with them, Arclight, Harpoon, Prism, Cyblade, Velocity, Impact, China Doll, Ferro 2, Ring Toss, Yap, Cole and Macon. Ewok #76 joins his teammates at the end of the skirmish and rises to the lands above.
Grassland Region
The Candy Land Crew: Gingerbread People #1-3, Mr. Mint (w/ a blue lightsaber), Gramma Nut, King Kandy, Jolly, Plumpy, Princess Lolly, Queen Frostine, Lord Licorice (w/ a blue lightsaber) and Gloppy the Molasses Monster face off against The Loonatics: Ace Bunny, Lexi Bunny, Danger Duck, Slam Tasmanian, Tech E. Coyote and Rev Runner. Ace Bunny uses his martial arts skills and swordsmanship against Mr. Mint with a blue lightsaber. Although it is a pitched battle, the lightsaber proves superior and Mr. Mint slices Ace Bunny in half. Lexi Bunny rushes at Princess Lolly and Queen Frostine. Frostine uses her powers to create a small blizzard which engulfs Lexi Bunny. Princess Lolly then uses lollipops and weapons against Lexi and kills her. Slam Tasmanian and Danger Duck converge on Gingerbread People #1-3, as well as Gramma Nut and Queen Frostine. Danger and Slam kill them all. Gloppy the Monster sprays Slam and Danger so that they are unable to move quickly. The Candyland Crew uses this to their advantage. Mr. Mint and Lord Licorice slice Slam and Danger with their lightsabers. Tech E. Coyote and Rev Runner manage to destroy King Kandy, Jolly and Plumpy. Mr. Mint and Lord Licorice become enraged animals and kill the remaining Loonatics. As if in response to their animalistic tendencies coming out, the Pet Avengers: Throg, Redwing, Hairball and Ms. Lion, come to the scene. Although the Candyland lightsaber wielders manage to kills Hairball, they are killed by the remaining pets. Gloppy and Princess Lolly die shortly thereafter.
Water Region
Captain Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander Jonathan Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Crocker, Lt. Tim O'Neill, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, Seaman Anthony Piccolo, Darwin and Jack Sparrow wait for an enemy to show itself. Finally!!! On the horizon they see Ash (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Jiggly Puff, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Grottle, Wartortle, Infernape, Dialga, Palkia, Rayquazza, Regirock, Empoleon, Prinplup, Piplup and Drago. Ash is shot down by the air to surface weaponry of the Seaquest submarine. In retaliation, the Pokemon characters attack and actually manage to destroy the Seaquest beyond repair. Bridger, as the Captain, goes down with the ship as does his boy toy, Lucas Wolenczak. After the ship sinks, its crew jettisons out of the sub on a large modified life raft. The remaining Seaquest members manage to destroy Jiggy Puff, Wartortle, Grottle, Dialga, Regirock, Piplup and Drago, before they perish. Jack Sparrow rides Darwin away, but only so far as Darwin is killed by Empoleon and Prinplup. Sparrow escapes.
Arctic Region
It is a smaller match in the Arctic elements. The Beast, M. Bison, Chun Li and Pixie face insurmountable odds by facing Lady Deathstrike, Reverse Flash, Sith Lords #19 and 20, Weirdwolf and Monzo, The Shining Force, Trigon, Halk Karr and Omac. The Beast, M. Bison and Pixie are only able to kill Sith Lord #20 before they perish.
The Final Battle
Almost never have I seen such a match. The odds of P.M.S. are felt by all on the battlefield. The team members that remain are as follows-
Hayley's Comets: Kid Deadpool, Lady Deathstrike, Daredevil, Arachne, The Blob, Hannibal King, Cable, Hordak (w/ a Yellow Power Ring), Reverse Flash, Neo-Cymek #19, Sith Lord #19, Junkeons #16, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Infernape, Palkia, Rayquazza, Empoleon, Prinplup, Weirdwolf and Monzo, Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Tsunami, Green Mantle, Boomerang, Radioactive Man, Mister X, Scalphunter, Malice, Riptide, Scrambler, Vertigo, The Shining Force (Unpromoted Version (all 25 characters)), Chikara-Shisho and Hisomi-Shisho, Throg, Redwing, Ms. Lion, Stryker, Ripclaw, Ballistic, Heatwave Body Bag, Elmo, Ferro, Joyboy, Numbers, Scatterbrain, Thug, Waxworks, Hard-boiled, Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Reese, Jinx, Mammoth, See-More, Trigon, Halk Karr, Omac, Zombie Arisia and Ewok #76.
P.M.S.: Jack Sparrow, The Sentry, Blue Devil, Balrog #2, Kirk Lazarus and Tugg Speedman.
Sparrow: Farwell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain;
For we received our orders, to put a sail back to Boston,
And so never more shall we see you again.
Tugg Speedman: You tell the world what happened here.
Kirk Lazarus: What happened here?
Tugg Speedman: I don't know, but you need to tell them.
In a scene reminiscent of the finale of “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid,” the P.M.S. crew meets their maker. Although none survive on P.M.S., they manage to kill Ewok #76.
P.M.S.: All dead.
Hayley's Comets: Kid Deadpool, Lady Deathstrike, Daredevil, Arachne, The Blob, Hannibal King, Cable, Hordak (w/ a Yellow Power Ring), Reverse Flash, Neo-Cymek #19, Sith Lord #19, Junkeons #16, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Infernape, Palkia, Rayquazza, Empoleon, Prinplup, Weirdwolf and Monzo, Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Tsunami, Green Mantle, Boomerang, Radioactive Man, Mister X, Scalphunter, Malice, Riptide, Scrambler, Vertigo, The Shining Force (Unpromoted Version (all 25 characters)), Chikara-Shisho and Hisomi-Shisho, Throg, Redwing, Ms. Lion, Stryker, Ripclaw, Ballistic, Heatwave Body Bag, Elmo, Ferro, Joyboy, Numbers, Scatterbrain, Thug, Waxworks, Hard-boiled, Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Reese, Jinx, Mammoth, See-More, Trigon, Halk Karr, Omac and Zombie Arisia survive.
HALEY’S COMETS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
Monday, April 26, 2010
Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Team S.P.
Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches are Dark Phoenix, Ego the Living Planet, Mogo, The One Above All, The Living Tribunal, Ranx the Sentient City, Orion, Yendar Plantis, Tyvokka, Ash (w/ Mandalorian Armor), War Skrull #6-10, Brood #6-10, Cyclonus & his Armada, Dracula, Deadman, Dementor #1-5, Doublecross, Duncan McLeod (w/ a green lightsaber), Nightbird, Warpath, Michael Myers, Magog, Nazgul #3 w/ Fell Beast, Green Dragon #13-18, Black Dragon #5-7, 9, & 13-14, Brother Blood, Spike, Triggerhappy & Blowpipe, Slugslinger & Caliburst, Skullcruncher & Grax, Predator X #1-5, Krayt Dragon #1 & 2, Fangry & Briscoe, Flywheels, Black Widow Shark, Naga, Abe Sapien, Hush, Clawful, Max Mercury, Killer Kroc, The Arc Troopers: Arc Trooper Captain, Arc Trooper Lt. #1 & 2, Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Expert, Arc Trooper #1-5, & Storm Trooper #15.
Team S.P. is The X-Men: Cyclops, Jean Grey (w/ a green power ring), Beast, Angel, Thunderbird, Quicksilver, Jubilee, Blink, & Banshee, The Enchantress, Unus the Untouchable, Mastermind, Female Sentinel #1-10, Vision, Giant Man, Spider Woman, Blockbuster, Binary, Deathbird, Super Skrull, War Skrull #1-5, Skrull #23-50, SHIELD Agent #1-6, Xenomorph #1-43, Compsagnothid #29-60, Capt. Boomerang, Cloak, & Dagger.
Ego the Living Planet looks over to his right and sees the mighty Joshatu preparing to witness the match. Ego speaks: “What brings you here Joshatu, I was under the impression that Ryatu was to witness out inevitable victory. Josh says: “Yeah, he was but his washing machine crapped out on him this weekend and he asked me to sit in for him”. Ego replies with: “Hah”. “Why is that funny”? Josh asks. “Oh ya know, just the whole “all powerful Watcher thing” ya know. And then you end up with a puked out washing machine. Sorry, but it’s funny”. Ego says. Josh replies: “ya know, life isn’t that easy for us Watchers, crap happens to us to and then it gets pretty rough. For instance a plumber shows up atone of our houses and he’s all like: (said in a dumb voice) “Ooooh you’re a Watcher, that means I can charge you up the butt for like 5 minutes of work””. Ego speaks once again: “Still, I mean we’re about to do battle for domination of the Universe here, and the only witness can’t make it cause his washing machine is broke”. “You have to admit, it is kind of funny”. Mogo adds. “Hey, nobody asked you Moags. And besides why am talking to you guys anyway, I’m breaking the rules, I’m not supposed to talk to talk to the combatants”. Ego says: “Oh come on Josh, it’s us, it’s not like you’re talking to Ron Popeil or Homer Simpson or something, it’s us. We’re living planets, I mean I think we are on the same level as you”. “Yeah, what’s the big deal”? Ranx the Sentient City adds. “Ya know Ranx, I don’t need your crap right now. I’m not in the mood. I’m not gonna lie, I’m still kind of pissed at you about the thing.... with the dude..... You know....... Last week..... Well, either way, I’m still just not going to talk about with you. It just isn’t the time or the place“. Josh says. Mogo adds: “Yeah really Ranx, shut up! Nobody wants to here your crap today” “Don’t tell me what to do” Ranx says. Mogo replies brilliantly with: “Why what are you gonna do about it? Huh?” Ranx sits in silence for a minute when Mogo adds: “What are you yellow”? Ego jumps in and tries to play peacemaker by saying: “Okay guys, enough of this green/yellow stuff. Just cut it out. It doesn’t matter what color you are”. “Jeez, who invited Al Sharpton”? Josh says drawing uproarious laughter from the 2 lantern planets. Josh then finishes up with: “No but seriously. stop talking to me, we really should get down to this match. I mean the deadline was like 17 hours ago and it hasn’t even started yet, so lets do this”. The One Above All appears in the form of a giant Mint Oreo (for obvious reasons, to any one who has ever tasted one). The One Above All would normally have a more apathetic attitude toward such things, but he is pissed off that he wasn’t included in the HILARIOUS monologue to this match. The One Above All then decides that the gabby trio of planets should have to actually prove their worth. The One Above All & his minion The Living Tribunal teleport all 10 female sentinels, The 28 Skrulls, & The 6 SHIELD Agents onto Ego, The 43 Xenomorphs onto Mogo, & the 32 Compys onto Ranx. Once these characters are teleported onto the living planets, the ultra-powerful cosmic beings are able to use their natural resources to ensure the death of all of their opponents. Back on the play-off planet 5 Super Skrulls square off against 5 Dark Phoenixes in a pitched air battle. They battle with each other brutally, but in the end only one of the Dark Phoenixes remains (actually War Skrull #3), but that one is destroyed by the real Super Skrull shortly after he victory, Master Mind focuses all of his mutant ability and is successful in tapping in to the collective minds of The One Above All and The Living Tribunal. He breaks in thru their mental barriers, but is unable to control the immense knowledge that their minds contain. Mastermind loses his life, but the price he payed was well worth it for his team, as he takes the all powerful One Above All & The Living Tribunal out with him. Duncan McLeod and Michael Myers begin fighting with Capt. Boomerang, but the fight is broken up by an attack from Jubilee. Michael Myers gets some help from Hush and stays and fights Jubilee, gaining an eventual victory, but Duncan just can't keep from coming back to Capt. Boomerang (get it). Duncan then gets some aid from Killer Kroc and they easily take Capt. Boomerang down under (get it). Naga and Abe Sapien are playing 2 handed Euchre in the water area of the play-off planet, while Black Widow Shark watches. The 3 of them are just hoping that Team S.P. played some water character, but we all know that this didn't happen. In the desert area: Unus the Untouchable creates a force field that entraps the 2 Krayt Dragons, making them freak out and kill each other, but Max mercury vibrates thru the protective field of Unus and then kills him with a super-vibrato karat chop to the throat. Yendar Platis and Tyvokka use their 7 total lightsabers to remind Quicksilver that he is the lamest relative of Magneto's that Marvel has ever created. Oh. I get it. Hah, I didn't get it until right now, but now I get. I totally get it. **WARNING THE 4th WALL IS ABOUT TO BE BROKEN** So Becks thought that Ryan was writing his match, so he started ever Transformer on his roster, and then, Josh ends up writing his match and well...... ain't that about a bi**ch. Jean Gray with her new green lantern ring and her old flame Angel decide that this going to be the match that they totally rock out in. The 2 of them fly into action and take out Cyclonus & his Armada, Doublecross, Nightbird, Warpath, Triggerhappy, Blowpipe, Slugslinger, Caliburst, Skullcruncher, Grax, & both parts of Flywheels, before Dark Phoenix shows up and decides that there is no better person to give Green Lantern Jean Gray her first death and Angel his last than her. Dark Phoenix releases the full power of the Phoenix force to kill not only them but Thunderbird as well, not to mention some collateral damage on her own team, namely the 5 Predator Xes. Dagger uses her powers of light to take out Nazgul #3, along with his Fell Beast, while Cloak engulfs the 6 Green Dragons within his massive cloak to send them to another plane of existence. Magog, Brother Blood, & The Brood then avenge their teammates by defeating Cloak and Dagger (only Brood #7 & 9 don’t survive the fight). The Arc Troopers stealthily move from building to building in the Metropolitan area of the planet and are able to take out both Beast & Banshee before either of them are able to defend themselves. Blink jumps out of nowhere and uses her powers to send Storm Trooper #15, and Arc #1, 3, & 4 into a volcano on another planet, but The heavy Weapons Expert uses his laser bazooka to blow her head off. The Enchantress attempts to use her powers of male persuasion of Ash, but since he is such a “gay” character he instead uses the built in blasters on his Mandalorian Armor to blow her away. The real Super Skrull squares off against the real Dark Phoenix, and the real Super Skrull ends up real dead. Vision, Cyclops, Giant Man, Spider-Woman, Blockbuster, Binary, & Deathbird each take a Black Dragon, but they are then attacked by what remains of the Backyardigans (at least the ones that aren’t off in the water or out in space). Tyvokka blocks Cyclops optic blast with his lightsaber, while Yendar Platis uses his 6 lightsabers to rip him to shreds. Vision is in his intangible form, but Dark Phoenix uses he powers to simply change that and then render him brain dead. This is a great move that shows off the amazing range of her power, but it at the same time inadvertently killed Deadman & The Dementors in the exact same manner. Blockbuster is attacked by what remains of The Brood and The Arc Troopers. Blockbuster is able to use his superior strength to kill Brood #6, as well as Arc #5 & Arc Lt. #1, before the 2 groups take him down. Binary tries to attack Magog, but before she can Dracula sneaks up behind her and begins draining the blood from her neck. Orion uses his new-god powers to tap me on the shoulder and remind me that he is in this match. He then proves that he is to good to forget about by laying waste to Giant Man, as if he were called Ant Man (oh, that’s right, he was wasn’t he). Spider Woman knocks Michael Myers to the ground and is about to put the smack down, when Duncan McLeod uses his katana (he still uses the katana in his right hand and the lightsaber in his left(old habits die hard)) to lop off Spider Woman’s head. Deathbird delivers a deadly kick to the head of Clawful, but then, before he uses his hand to hand combat skills to kill her, Brother Blood uses his mental powers to telepathically remind Deathbird that she was just a part of what has got to be the shortest 2500 point match of all time.
BECKERMAN’S BACKYARDIGAN’S: BEEYTACHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Team S.P. is The X-Men: Cyclops, Jean Grey (w/ a green power ring), Beast, Angel, Thunderbird, Quicksilver, Jubilee, Blink, & Banshee, The Enchantress, Unus the Untouchable, Mastermind, Female Sentinel #1-10, Vision, Giant Man, Spider Woman, Blockbuster, Binary, Deathbird, Super Skrull, War Skrull #1-5, Skrull #23-50, SHIELD Agent #1-6, Xenomorph #1-43, Compsagnothid #29-60, Capt. Boomerang, Cloak, & Dagger.
Ego the Living Planet looks over to his right and sees the mighty Joshatu preparing to witness the match. Ego speaks: “What brings you here Joshatu, I was under the impression that Ryatu was to witness out inevitable victory. Josh says: “Yeah, he was but his washing machine crapped out on him this weekend and he asked me to sit in for him”. Ego replies with: “Hah”. “Why is that funny”? Josh asks. “Oh ya know, just the whole “all powerful Watcher thing” ya know. And then you end up with a puked out washing machine. Sorry, but it’s funny”. Ego says. Josh replies: “ya know, life isn’t that easy for us Watchers, crap happens to us to and then it gets pretty rough. For instance a plumber shows up atone of our houses and he’s all like: (said in a dumb voice) “Ooooh you’re a Watcher, that means I can charge you up the butt for like 5 minutes of work””. Ego speaks once again: “Still, I mean we’re about to do battle for domination of the Universe here, and the only witness can’t make it cause his washing machine is broke”. “You have to admit, it is kind of funny”. Mogo adds. “Hey, nobody asked you Moags. And besides why am talking to you guys anyway, I’m breaking the rules, I’m not supposed to talk to talk to the combatants”. Ego says: “Oh come on Josh, it’s us, it’s not like you’re talking to Ron Popeil or Homer Simpson or something, it’s us. We’re living planets, I mean I think we are on the same level as you”. “Yeah, what’s the big deal”? Ranx the Sentient City adds. “Ya know Ranx, I don’t need your crap right now. I’m not in the mood. I’m not gonna lie, I’m still kind of pissed at you about the thing.... with the dude..... You know....... Last week..... Well, either way, I’m still just not going to talk about with you. It just isn’t the time or the place“. Josh says. Mogo adds: “Yeah really Ranx, shut up! Nobody wants to here your crap today” “Don’t tell me what to do” Ranx says. Mogo replies brilliantly with: “Why what are you gonna do about it? Huh?” Ranx sits in silence for a minute when Mogo adds: “What are you yellow”? Ego jumps in and tries to play peacemaker by saying: “Okay guys, enough of this green/yellow stuff. Just cut it out. It doesn’t matter what color you are”. “Jeez, who invited Al Sharpton”? Josh says drawing uproarious laughter from the 2 lantern planets. Josh then finishes up with: “No but seriously. stop talking to me, we really should get down to this match. I mean the deadline was like 17 hours ago and it hasn’t even started yet, so lets do this”. The One Above All appears in the form of a giant Mint Oreo (for obvious reasons, to any one who has ever tasted one). The One Above All would normally have a more apathetic attitude toward such things, but he is pissed off that he wasn’t included in the HILARIOUS monologue to this match. The One Above All then decides that the gabby trio of planets should have to actually prove their worth. The One Above All & his minion The Living Tribunal teleport all 10 female sentinels, The 28 Skrulls, & The 6 SHIELD Agents onto Ego, The 43 Xenomorphs onto Mogo, & the 32 Compys onto Ranx. Once these characters are teleported onto the living planets, the ultra-powerful cosmic beings are able to use their natural resources to ensure the death of all of their opponents. Back on the play-off planet 5 Super Skrulls square off against 5 Dark Phoenixes in a pitched air battle. They battle with each other brutally, but in the end only one of the Dark Phoenixes remains (actually War Skrull #3), but that one is destroyed by the real Super Skrull shortly after he victory, Master Mind focuses all of his mutant ability and is successful in tapping in to the collective minds of The One Above All and The Living Tribunal. He breaks in thru their mental barriers, but is unable to control the immense knowledge that their minds contain. Mastermind loses his life, but the price he payed was well worth it for his team, as he takes the all powerful One Above All & The Living Tribunal out with him. Duncan McLeod and Michael Myers begin fighting with Capt. Boomerang, but the fight is broken up by an attack from Jubilee. Michael Myers gets some help from Hush and stays and fights Jubilee, gaining an eventual victory, but Duncan just can't keep from coming back to Capt. Boomerang (get it). Duncan then gets some aid from Killer Kroc and they easily take Capt. Boomerang down under (get it). Naga and Abe Sapien are playing 2 handed Euchre in the water area of the play-off planet, while Black Widow Shark watches. The 3 of them are just hoping that Team S.P. played some water character, but we all know that this didn't happen. In the desert area: Unus the Untouchable creates a force field that entraps the 2 Krayt Dragons, making them freak out and kill each other, but Max mercury vibrates thru the protective field of Unus and then kills him with a super-vibrato karat chop to the throat. Yendar Platis and Tyvokka use their 7 total lightsabers to remind Quicksilver that he is the lamest relative of Magneto's that Marvel has ever created. Oh. I get it. Hah, I didn't get it until right now, but now I get. I totally get it. **WARNING THE 4th WALL IS ABOUT TO BE BROKEN** So Becks thought that Ryan was writing his match, so he started ever Transformer on his roster, and then, Josh ends up writing his match and well...... ain't that about a bi**ch. Jean Gray with her new green lantern ring and her old flame Angel decide that this going to be the match that they totally rock out in. The 2 of them fly into action and take out Cyclonus & his Armada, Doublecross, Nightbird, Warpath, Triggerhappy, Blowpipe, Slugslinger, Caliburst, Skullcruncher, Grax, & both parts of Flywheels, before Dark Phoenix shows up and decides that there is no better person to give Green Lantern Jean Gray her first death and Angel his last than her. Dark Phoenix releases the full power of the Phoenix force to kill not only them but Thunderbird as well, not to mention some collateral damage on her own team, namely the 5 Predator Xes. Dagger uses her powers of light to take out Nazgul #3, along with his Fell Beast, while Cloak engulfs the 6 Green Dragons within his massive cloak to send them to another plane of existence. Magog, Brother Blood, & The Brood then avenge their teammates by defeating Cloak and Dagger (only Brood #7 & 9 don’t survive the fight). The Arc Troopers stealthily move from building to building in the Metropolitan area of the planet and are able to take out both Beast & Banshee before either of them are able to defend themselves. Blink jumps out of nowhere and uses her powers to send Storm Trooper #15, and Arc #1, 3, & 4 into a volcano on another planet, but The heavy Weapons Expert uses his laser bazooka to blow her head off. The Enchantress attempts to use her powers of male persuasion of Ash, but since he is such a “gay” character he instead uses the built in blasters on his Mandalorian Armor to blow her away. The real Super Skrull squares off against the real Dark Phoenix, and the real Super Skrull ends up real dead. Vision, Cyclops, Giant Man, Spider-Woman, Blockbuster, Binary, & Deathbird each take a Black Dragon, but they are then attacked by what remains of the Backyardigans (at least the ones that aren’t off in the water or out in space). Tyvokka blocks Cyclops optic blast with his lightsaber, while Yendar Platis uses his 6 lightsabers to rip him to shreds. Vision is in his intangible form, but Dark Phoenix uses he powers to simply change that and then render him brain dead. This is a great move that shows off the amazing range of her power, but it at the same time inadvertently killed Deadman & The Dementors in the exact same manner. Blockbuster is attacked by what remains of The Brood and The Arc Troopers. Blockbuster is able to use his superior strength to kill Brood #6, as well as Arc #5 & Arc Lt. #1, before the 2 groups take him down. Binary tries to attack Magog, but before she can Dracula sneaks up behind her and begins draining the blood from her neck. Orion uses his new-god powers to tap me on the shoulder and remind me that he is in this match. He then proves that he is to good to forget about by laying waste to Giant Man, as if he were called Ant Man (oh, that’s right, he was wasn’t he). Spider Woman knocks Michael Myers to the ground and is about to put the smack down, when Duncan McLeod uses his katana (he still uses the katana in his right hand and the lightsaber in his left(old habits die hard)) to lop off Spider Woman’s head. Deathbird delivers a deadly kick to the head of Clawful, but then, before he uses his hand to hand combat skills to kill her, Brother Blood uses his mental powers to telepathically remind Deathbird that she was just a part of what has got to be the shortest 2500 point match of all time.
BECKERMAN’S BACKYARDIGAN’S: BEEYTACHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
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