Monday, May 3, 2010

Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obam's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Hayley's Comets

The Commandos are Dave Bowman: The Green Lantrn Starchild, Numnius, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Lazarus Long in an Ornithopter, Sardakaur #13-18, Rodimus Prime, Paul Atreides Ghola, Bashar Miles Teg, Huma Dragonbane on his Red Dragon, Black Dragon #15, The Herculoids: Zandar, Tarra, Dorno, Zok, Igoo, Tundro, Gloo & Gleep, Vorian Atreides in a Mig, Duncan Idaho Ghola #4, (Movie) Devastator: Demolisher, Mixmaster, Long Haul, Rampage, Scavenger, Hightower, & Scrapper, Dex-Tar, Karu-Sil, & Bala Repaul.

The Comets are Sandworm #9 & 13, The Justice Force: Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle, & Boomerang, Ash (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Grottle, Wartorle, Infernape, Dialga, Palkia, Rayquazza, Regirock, Empoleon, Prinplup, Piplup, Jiggly Puff, Wiggly Tuff, Mew, Mewtoo, Diglet, Blastois, Charmeleon, Drago, The Shining Force, Halk Karr, Trygon, Omac, & Watchdog #1-10.


Bowman and Numnius are being forced to put their differences aside by Coach Obama (he just sat down with them for a few minutes and they put aside their dispute kind of like he does with foreign countries). The Starchild and Numnius fly over to Bashar Miles Teg and The Starchild begins to speak: "I understand that this is your home planet Miles, and I also believe the intel that the team we are about to go up against has 2 Sandworms. So I must ask Bashar, how does one go about killing a Sandworm"? Miles Teg answers: "Oh, is that all you wanted to know, it's easy. You just wait 10,000 years for them to die of natural causes". The Paul ghola looks around his surroundings, and finds it strange that he is not comfortable in the setting. He knows who he is supposed to become and that this place should feel right at home to him, but it is still all to foreign to him. The powers that be in the Commando organization have told Rodimus time and time again how enormous the sandworms are, but he is still unafraid of what they have to offer. Rodimus is used to leading Transformers up against opponents that everybody else describes as "huge". Rodimus leads The Constructicons and the dragons into the fray where he is certain that the sandworms will show themselves. In the meantime The Justice Force and The Herculoids are battling with each other, but just like in their respective cartoons nobody seems to be getting hurt (not that the character Nobody is getting hurt, I really mean that nobody is getting hurt). Halk Karr rips Bala Repaul in half before he can even ignite his lightsaber, but Superman's little brother is then instantly destroyed by the powers of Dex-Tar and Karu-Sil. Trygon simply wills the death of Karu-Sil; but once Harry Potter uses his magical powers to back up the magic of Dumbledore, they are able to overcome the evil of Trygon and destroy him. Omac is chasing after Dex-Tar, but out of nowhere, 2 attacks come from either side. Lazarus Long and Vorian Atreides take their respective vehicles to their top speeds and blow Omac out of the air as they pass right by each other. What Rodimus Prime has been waiting for, finally happens as the 2 massive sandworms come crashing out of the sand. Rodimus and The Constructicons are instantly dwarfed by the massive beasts and are then quickly and easily engulfed within the mouths of the great beasts. The Sandworms go on to take out all 6 Sardakaurs as well as all 10 of their own Watchdogs. The Black Dragon as well as Huma & his Red Dragon are next for the sandworms. Numnius and Bowman decide that it is officially time for them to put their differences aside and unify the Commandos once and for all. Numnius uses her immense cosmic powers to pacify the 2 worms momentarily while Bowman uses his newfound power of green energy which is multiplied exponentially by his own amazing abilities. With this power, combined with his green ring and the powers of Numnius he transports the 2 enormous worms millions of miles away, into the vacuum of space. Bowman and Numnius do their best to hide how weakened they really are by what they have just accomplished. Bashar Miles Teg then orders his Commandos to surround what is left of The Comets. The 2 teams are about equal in numbers, but the power surplus lies in the hands of The Commandos. Ash asks Silver Sentry: "What's the plan, now that the Sandworms are gone"? Sentry replies with: "The Sandworms were the plan. How about you Max, does one of your guys have a spell to get us out of this"? He asks of the Shining Force leader. Max replies with: "Yeah, I got the perfect one". Max says as he casts the egress spell, and allows the vast majority of his team to live and fight another day.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA'S "BEST OF BOTH

2 comments:

Lickolas said...

Hey, I actually beat an expansion team in my own division.

Nice match Haley, I am never confident when I have to fight Sandworms.

Josh the Commish said...

The red lantern ring went to Agamemnon. Cost is plus 10.