Monday, May 3, 2010

Week 7 Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve vs Alice's Wonder Team.

Da Kennelz are Fremen #1-14, Galactus w/ Nova (w/ a green lantern ring), Terrax, & Firelord, Anakin Skywalker w/ Ahsoka Tano, Green Lantern #1-2 & 4-5, Scorponok w/ Lord Zarock, (movie) Scorponok, & Lord Voldemort.


Alice's Wonder Team is Alice Abernathy (w/ Mandalorian Armor & 2 green lightsabers), Alice Clone #1-3 (all w/ 1 lightsaber each (1 red, 1 green, & 1 blue)), Jill Valentine (w/ a red lightsaber),SSJ4 Gogeta (w/ a green lantern ring), Gen. Zod, Non, Surtur, Hyperion, Brawn, Conan the Barbarian, Warmaster Tsavong Lah, The Anti-Monitor, Mandarin, & Artemis.


General Zod: "Alice! What is best in life?"
Alice: "uh... flipping out... kicking zombie dogs in the face? Waking up on the floor of the showe..."
General Zod: "WRONG! Conan! What is best in life?!"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women."


While Zod was considering how to punish Alice for her incorrect answer, Movie Scorponok Burst through the sand below the feet of the wonder team.


Movie Scorponok Snipped Mandarin in half with his massive metal pincer, and skewered Non with his Barbed Tail.

Alice and her "clone troopers" (WHAT!? They are troopers and they are clones,, the watcher is not to be questioned!) used thier lightsabers to slice the robot into pieces, leaving him sparking and oozing oil into the sand.


They scanned the horizon for a new threat when The Alice Clones Were overrun by 14 fremen warriors, they had been hiding in the sand also, waiting for their moment to strike. During the fight, 4 of the fremen jammed their Kris knives deep into the spines of the alice clones, paralyzing them but not wasting their water by ending their lives before they can be placed into a deathstill.


Alice fired her jetpack, incinerating Fremen 1 and 2 in the process to escape the slaughter.

Super Saya-Jin Level 4 Gogeta saw the slaughter of the alice clones and began to attack.

"Kame! Hame!! HAAAA!!!" The blast of energy From his big bang kamehameha destroyed all of the remaining Fremen and the resulting sandstorm left the other combatants blind. Jill, Zod, Surtur, Hyperion, Brawn, Conan, Tsavong Lah, and Artemis were all struggling to see.


"Where did they go!? I can't see a thing in this soup!" Shouted Jill.

Conan sensed the incoming danger and thrust his sword high into the air.


"OW! sonova!" shouted galactus. Conan's sword had thrust straight through his hand, unfortunately it was not able to stop the weight of his massive hand slamming down on the group. Jil, General Zod, Surtur, Hyperion, Brawn, Conan, Tsavong Lah, and Artemis were reduced to a tangled mess of sinew and bone.


While Galactus was reeling from the pain in his giant purple hand, The Anti-Monitor squared off to take him on.


"Eater of worlds? pfft. I devour entire universes you weakling." And with that he began to absorb the energy from the creatures around him, The green lanterns rings were absorbed, making them easy prey for SSJ4 Gogeta who pummeled them into mush.


The Anti-Monitor then focused his attacks on Galactus, Dismantling the devourer of worlds with ease. Nova, Terrax, and Firelord all attempted to avenge galactus but the found that with his demise that their powers were fading. Alice Abernathy was able to use her telepathy to freeze them in place while she diced them up with her lightsabers.


"Sand... ugh, i hate sand..." said Anakin as he and Ahsoka took stock of the situation... "Sometimes the best thing we can do is live to fight another day Snips. " he said, and with that they ran. The distant screams of the Other Skorponok and Lord Zarock echoing across the sand behind them.


Alice's Wonder Team is victorious!


Anakin and Ahsoka live to fight another day while the rest of their teammates lay dead.


Alice's team Sees Alice Abernathy, The Anti-Monitor, and SSJ4 Gogeta survive the fight.

2 comments:

Ryan said...

Impressive run Matt. It had to end sometime.

Josh the Commish said...

The red lantern ring went to The Predi-alien. Cost is plus 10.