The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs. Le'Napoleon Brigade

“One of the city's landmarks is the Delta Bessborough Hotel, known to locals as the Bez. Built by the Canadian National Railway, it was among the last railway hotels to be started before the Great Depression of the 1930s brought their era to a close. Although the building was completed in 1932, it did not open its doors until 1935 due to the Depression.”

I look to the teams which will do battle in the frigid region of Saskatoon. They are as follows:

The Midgets: Magneto and Toad, Count Dooku, Darth Yardigan, Asajj Ventress, Psylocke, Superboy, Wonder Man, Aurra Sing w/ Capt. Power, Maj. Hawk Masterson and Sgt. Robert "Scout" Baker in The Outlaw, Adam Warlock, Gamera, Megalon, Baby Wolverine, X-23, Rogue, Aayla Secura, Durge, Nightsister Sith Witch #2, Dark Side Acolyte #1, Mighty Mouse, Ratts Tyrelle in Ebe Endecott's Podracer, Gobo Fraggle, Moky and Zombie Ewok #2.

Le' Brigade: Obi Wan Kenobi, Jedi Masters #1A-7A, Allia Atreides, Duncan Idaho "Kwisatz Haderach" Ghola #12, Lara Croft, Duncan Idaho Ghola #2, Allia Atreides Ghola, Modulok, Jania Solo, Stass Allie, Jetfire and Jetstorm, Yellow Ring Guy Gardner (w/ a red lantern ring), (golden age) Wonder Woman, Silver Dragons #6-9, Penguin, Red Lantern #2, Anakin Solo, Atreides Soldier #1 and Atrocitus.

Let the Battle begin. . .

Delta Bessborough Hotel

Ratts Tyrelle in Ebe Endecott’s Podracer flies through the city. Silver Dragons #6-9 soar at the Podracer. Silver Dragon #6 uses paralyzation gas on Ratts, while Silver Dragons #7-9 hit the racer with cones of cold. Tyrelle cannot move and the Podracer is frozen. The vehicle careens out of control and crashes into the Delta Bessborough Hotel. Ratts Tyrelle is killed. Gamera and Megalon fly into the scene. Gamera breaths its plasma fireballs and kills Silver Dragons #6-7. Megalon shoots napalm bombs from its mouth and kills Silver Dragons #8-9.

Spadina Crescent

Zombie Ewok #2 rushes at the Penguin. As Zombie Ewok #2 is about to bite Penguin, the Batman villain uses a trick umbrella to blow Zombie Ewok #2’s head off. As Penguin waddles along, he is jumped on by Toad. Before Penguin can react, Toad uses his tongue to trip Penguin, who drops his umbrella. The Penguin is undone by his own device as Toad kills him with the umbrella.

University Bridge

Count Dooku, Darth Yardigan, Asajj Ventress, Aayla Secura, Nightsister Sith Witch #2 and Dark Side Acolyte #1 face Stass Allie, Obi Wan Kenobi, Jaina Solo, Anakin Solo, and Jedi Masters #1A-7A on the bridge. The snap-hisses of the ignited lightsabers temporarily drown out the flowing waters below. Jedi Masters #1A-3A rush at Dark Side Acolyte #1 and easily dispatch with same. Nightsister Sith Witch #2 expels her force lightning at Jedi Masters #4A-6A. The brunt of the lightning strikes Jedi Master #4A, who succumbs to the electricity shooting through his veins. Jedi Masters #5A and 6A, in response (not in “revenge” since Jedi do not take revenge) take out Nightsister Sith Witch #2. Darth Yardigan easily slices through the much younger Anakin Solo. Aayla Secura bests Stass Allie. Ventress’ skill with two lightsabers are more than a match for Jaina Solo. Dooku, Ventress and Secura combine their skills to destroy the remaining Jedi Masters. Darth Yardigan faces Obi Wan Kenobi.

Yardigan: Today will be a day long remembered. It will see the death of Kenobi and soon the fall of the Brigade.

Obi Wan Kenobi: That’s your uncle talking.

Yardigan: Uncle. Uncle? That’s the word you’re going to say just before I kill you- Uncle!

A pitched battle ensues between Yardigan and Kenobi. Kenobi stabs Yardigan through the chest and Yardigan falls. Kenobi stands over the Sith Lord. He quickly turns around to see Dooku, Ventress and Secura rush him. All three kill the Master Jedi.

University Campus

Baby Wolverine and X-23 face Atreides Soldier #1 and Lara Croft. Lara Croft uses her lithe skills to avoid the first slashes of X-23. Croft unloads her weapons into X-23. Although X-23 falls, her regenerative healing factor kicks in. As Croft hovers over X-23 to take a kill shot, X-23 lashes out and rips her stomach apart. Croft falls dead. Baby Wolverine jumps on Atreides Soldier #1 and slashes his face repeatedly. Eventually, Baby Wolverine strikes Atreides Soldier #1’s carotid artery and he dies.

Above Saskatoon John G. Diefinbaker International Airport

Red Lantern #2 and Atrocitus fly into the group which contains Superboy, Wonder Man and Mighty Mouse. Although Red Lantern #2 uses his ring powers, he cannot focus on both Superboy and Mighty Mouse at the same time. Red Lantern #2 is killed. Atrocitus fuels his alien rage to kill Wonder Man. Yellow Ring Guy Gardner (with red ring) joins Atrocitus and together, they obliterate Mighty Mouse. Adam Warlock and Rogue enter into the fray. Rogue flies behind Guy Gardner and absorbs his essence. As Gardner passes out, Warlock rips the rings off his fingers. While he uses the red ring, he gives the yellow ring to Rogue. Warlock and Rogue turn the rings on their original bearer and kill Gardner.

Jetfire and Jetstorm chase Aurra Sing, Capt. Power, Maj. Hawk Masterson and Sgt. Robert "Scout" Baker in The Outlaw. The piloting skills of the Midget team brings about the destruction of Jetfire, but not without cost as the Outlaw becomes damaged beyond repair. All Outlaw occupants jettison to safety. As Jetstorm is about to fire upon them while they descend to the town below, Megalon and Gamera attack and destroy Jetstorm.

In the John G. Diefinbaker International Airport

Aurra Sing lands and joins with Durge in his fight against Modulok. Modulok’s keen skills and ultimate power manages to kill them both. Psylocke takes revenge and uses both her psychic katana and psi knife to slice apart and skewer Modulok.

Psylocke is then joined by Ventress and Secura, who have also arrived at the airport. They face Golden Age Wonder Woman and are victorious in their battle, although Secura loses her life in the process.

Allia Atreides, Duncan Idaho "Kwisatz Haderach" Ghola #12, Duncan Idaho Ghola #2 and Allia Atreides Ghola fight the other Outlaw occupants- Capt. Power, Maj. Hawk Masterson and Sgt. Robert "Scout" Baker. The entire Outlaw Power clan are killed, but manage to kill Allia Atreides Ghola too. Magneto, X-23, Toad, Dooku, Baby Wolverine, Gobo and Moky battle Allia Atreides, Duncan Idaho "Kwisatz Haderach" Ghola #12 and Duncan Idaho Ghola #2. Although Toad, Gobo, Moky and Baby Wolverine are killed, the carnage left is not for the faint of heart.

Above the Airport

Atrocitus pushes himself to fight to his utmost ability. As a more experienced user of the ring, he kills the faux-ring bearers, Rogue and Warlock. Superboy manages to batter Atrocitus, who is then blasted by Megalon and eaten by Gamera.

The Midgets: Magneto, Count Dooku, X-23, Asajj Ventress, Gamera, Megalon, Psylocke and Superboy survive.

Le' Brigade: All dead.

THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!!!