Bruce's Bodacious Bullies are Sandworm #10, Eeth Koth, Starkiller, Xio Jade, Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #3-5, Dementor #7, Predator #49, The Leader w/red lightsaber, Xenomorph #33, Lord Dredd, Dr. Voodoo, Ultra Magnus, Ducan Idaho Ghola #8, Blue Wizard #2, Cybertronian Guardian #10, Junkeon #17 & #18, Force Adept #1-4, Yellow Jacket, and Majik.
Logical Genocide is Sandworm #11, Ion, Nekron, Ed the Neo Cymek, Predator #48, Zombie Tyler Durden, Warwolves #3,6,7,&9, Black Dragon #11, V w/yellow ring, Bane, Shatterstar, Manhunters #1-3, Magmar, Hawk, Starman, The Ray, Red Lantern #2, Jedi #28, and Chris Seeney.
Logical Genocide’s locker room has been in quite the disarray this past week, due to Chris Seeney’s violent eruption after losing the “Green Lantern Ring Match” against Built Ford Tough. Head Coach Geoff Johns has decided that the best way to solve this problem is to unleash him out on the desert battlefield of Scorched Wallach IX this week and hope he can properly channel this anger. “There is great rage inside of you boy. Let’s see if we can get you that Red Lantern ring this week,” growls Red Lantern #2. “Just stay out of my way!” yells Seeney. The four Warwolves rush in together and attack the Bullies three Jedi Lightsaber Scientists. The Jedi’s are able to kill all four Warwolves, but only Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #4 is alive. Chris Seeney sneaks up and steals the two lightsabers from the fallen Jedis. “Ahh, this is just what I need,” Chris says to himself. He then double backs and joins up with Bane and Hawk. The three angry members of Logical Genocide then all jump Lord Dredd, Xio Jade and Force Adepts #2 and #3. Bane picks Xio Jade up and snaps her back over his knee. Seeney in his blood lust rage surprisingly kills both Force Adepts. Hawk then viciously kills Lord Dredd. The three men are now absolutely soaked in their opponents’ blood. Just then the sand begins to quake beneath the two teams’ feet. Both teams Sandworms burst out of the sand and devour Magmar, Jedi #28, Zombie Tyler Durden, Predator #48, Force Adept #1 and Blue Wizard #2. They then begin to attack each other as Ion and Nekron decide to finally work together. Ion takes flight and mustards all his power and with Nekron they kill the Bullies’ Sandworm. But their own team’s Sandworm is causing just as much devastation. It has now also killed Black Dragon #11, Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #4, Predator #49, Manhunter #1, Junkeon #17 and Force Adept #4. The team of Starkiller, Eeth Koth and The Leader, who is wielding a red lightsaber, all find themselves surrounded by Shatterstar, Starman, The Ray and V with his yellow power ring. Starkiller leaps into action first and slices Shatterstar’s dual swords in half, and then follows it up by doing the same to Shatterstar himself. V blasts The Leader’s lightsaber out of his hand with a yellow energy blast, which makes The Leader susceptible to an energy blast from Starman which kills the intelligent being. The Ray then uses his powers to overload both Master Koth’s and Starkiller’s lightsabers. Starkiller then attempts to kill The Ray with a blast of Force Lightning, but The Ray just absorbs it and redirects it back and even more powerful at his opponents, which vaporize them. Ultra Magnus leaps up onto the back of the massive form of Ed the Neo-Cymek, while it’s being attacked by Cybertronian Guardian #10. The Neo-Cymek defeats the Guardian, but Ultra Magnus is able to blast open the protected area where the living brain is stored. Magnus destroys the brain, thus killing the Neo-Cymek. Duncan Idaho Ghola #8 swiftly moves through the desert and uses his Ginaz sword to run through Hawk before he can even put up a fight. Chris Seeney has his two stolen lightsabers ignited awaiting the Idaho Ghola who is rushing towards him. But before he can reach Seeney, Duncan Idaho Ghola #8 is blasted into nothing by Ion. “Arrrrrggg!!! I could have taken him!!” screams Chris at Ion. Nekron then uses his power over all that is evil and dark to destroy Dementor #7 before turning his attention to Dr. Voodoo. The Sorcerer Supreme tries to cast several spells on Nekron, but they are all for not, as Nekron rips the very soul from Dr. Voodoo, killing him. Red Lantern #2 flies in and blasts a hole right through the chest of Junkeon #18 and flies right through it. The two remaining Manhunters then blast away the lone Xenomorph. “Magik, you have to get us out of here!” shouts Ultra Magnus. The little sister of Colossus then uses her mutant powers to teleport herself, Yellowjacket, and Ultra Magnus far away from this battle. “FINALLY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I’VE WON!! I DID IT!! ME!! ALL ME!!! I’VE WON!!!” yells Chris Seeney.
LOGICAL GENOCIDE IS VICTORIOUS!!
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Well it's about time. Nice victory Chris. Though I hope this doesn't end the your post's for this season.
The red lantern ring went to Mera. Cost is plus 10.
Rather than launch into a large, self congratulatory post over my huge win this week, I shall take this opportunity to quell the large tsunami of questions as to why Mera was given the red ring, as opposed to me.
After much thought and deliberation it was decided that Mera had far less deaths than I do, plus is a well known "diva" in the Logical Genocide lockerroom. Mera doesn't hesitate to let everyone know that she is royalty, and should be treated as such, despite the fact that she was an off-list pick. She's especially upset that she's on such a "sub-par team with poor management, and would much rather be on the team with her husband Aquaman" so incensed at that fact that Aquaman is on a different team, Mera refuses to even let the name of said opposite team be mentioned.
Another key factor is the fact that if I had received the ring, I wouldn't be able to communicate, aside from the words "HATE", "RAGE", and sunsequent fire plasma vomit. That, and the fact that my hatred for Harrison Ford and Built (Bill) Ford Tough, would have probably led to more unpleasantness for our teams, and I'm trying to move past all that business. Yeah, giving me a red ring would be the equivelent of putting dynamite and plutonium in a microwave with some forks and turning it on. Something's gonna blow up pretty big, and it'll totally ruin your "Hungryman Salisbury Steak frozen dinner"
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