TEAM vs Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches

TEAM is God Emporer Leto II, The Presence, Imperiex, Ultraman, Power Ring, White Martian, Johnny Quick, Owlman, Mon El, Superboy, Lor Zod, Voltron, The Shining Force w/ Bokken, Wil-E-Coyote, Roadrunner, and Mike & Laura Sroka.

Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Chip on Black Dragon #9, heading Black Dragons #5-7, 9, 13-14, Dale on Green Dragon #17, heading Green Dragons # 13-18, Ewok #48 on Krayt Dragon #2, heading Krayt Dragons #1-2, Tenderheart Bear on Velociraptor #13, heading Velociraptors #1-15, Cheer Bear on White Dragon #19, heading White Dragons #9-12, #18-19, Warg Rider and Warg #9.

The Presence stands at the forefront of TEAM’s impressive forces, waiting for the Backyardigans to arrive for what is sure to be an epic encounter between these two teams. The Backyardigans soon appear over the horizon and The Presence is able to get a look at his opponents. But instead of starting anyone of importance, Hannibal of Crete has decided to start a bunch of dragons and dinosaurs. “What the F#@&?!?!” exclaims The Presence. “You know what? No, forget this. You guys deal with this insult of a team. I’m not going to even waste my time with them,” he says as he leaves the battle. The fire begins to burn in the eyes of Ultraman and Imperiex as well. “I can’t believe that THIS is the team we have to face today in the blistering sun,” says Ultraman. “Grrrr, Scrimellthay,” grunts Mike Sroka as he ignites his blue lightsaber. Tenderheart Bear leads the pack of fifteen Velociraptors upon Velociraptor #13. Well he was up on top of it, but Velociraptor #12 knocked him off and proceeded to eat him. The raptors charge towards TEAM, but are all killed incredibly quickly by the combination of White Martian, Johnny Quick, Owlman, Mon-El, Lor Zod and Superboy. The Black Dragons, with Chip on Black Dragon #9 and the Green Dragons, with Dale on Green Dragon #17, all swoop in, spraying their acid and poison breaths down on the Shining Force. Several members of the Shining Force fall victim to this attack. However the Black and Green Dragons are unable to make another pass as God Emperor Leto II bursts out of the sand and consumes all twelve dragons and their chipmunk riders. As Leto II crashes down back into the sand, he takes out Krayt Dragon #1, as well as Wil-E-Coyote and Mayonnaise from the Shining Force. The Warg Rider charges in, but has the legs of his Warg cut off by the Srokas’ lightsabers. “Chevelthay!!” exclaims Mike Sroka as he deals the kill blow to the Warg Rider while Laura puts Warg #9 out of its misery. Cheer Bear then leads her team of White Dragons down into battle. They collectively fire a blast of their frost breath, but Imperiex unleashes an incredible counter blast and wipes out the entire pack of dragons. God Emperor Leto II emerges once more and consumes Krayt Dragon #2. But miraculously, Ewok #48 survives the attack. Superboy swoops in and grabs a hold of the Ewok. “Go. Your team is finished. Tell your leaders that the Playoffs will hold a similar fate for your team if you meet us there,” says the young Kal-El. “Yub yub,” replies Ewok #48 as he scurries away. “Did you seriously just let that furball go?!” exclaims Ultraman. Superboy flies away without even giving Ultraman the satisfaction of a response.

TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!