The Right Wing vs Better Than All of You

The Right Wing is Superwoman, The Voltari: Aro (w/ a red lightsaber), Caius, & Marcus, Victoria (w/ a red lightsaber), Jool Nooret, Silver Surfer (w/ a green lantern ring), Lyra the She-Hulk (w/ a green lightsaber), The Pantheon: Agamemnon, Achilles, Ajax, Andromeda, Atalanta, Cassiopeia, Delphi, Hector, Jason, Paris, Prometheus, Perseus, Ulysses I, & Ulysses II, Jacen Solo, & Blue Lantern #2.

Better Than All of You is Loki & Bartleby, Gray Hulk, Abomination, Iron Spider Man, Anti-Venom, Red Lantern #1, Yellow Lantern #1, Jedi Councilman #1, Hulk Hogan (w/ Mandalorian Armor & a blue lightsaber), & Gandalf the White.

The sand on Scorched Wallach IX whips through the night air violently as these two National League teams square off. Grey Hulk and Abomination are the first to attack. They both leap right into the middle of the Pantheon and smash Ulysses I, Ulysses II, Perseus, Andromeda, Atalanta, Delphi and Cassiopeia into the ground before there is even a counter attack. Jool Noret then leads Achilles, Lyra and Victoria against the powerhouses. Victoria uses her speed and cunning to defeat Abomination with a lightsaber to the back of his neck. Jool and Lyra try and double team Grey Hulk, but Jool is smashed by Hulk’s mighty fists. Lyra wounds Grey Hulk with her lightsaber, but she is grabbed by the throat of the grey goliath. She then has her neck snapped by the giant they call “Mr. Fix-It.” Victoria quickly regroup with Aro, Caius and Marcus as they quadruple team Jedi Councilman #1, who is unable to defend such an attack. He is however able to slay Caius. Iron Spider-Man then flings in and takes out Agamemnon and Jason with his upgraded suit. Not to be out done, Hulk Hogan flies in, wearing his Mandalorian Armor and kills Hector and Paris with his blue lightsaber. “Beat that brother!” barks Hogan to Spidey. “You know, I was always more of a Macho Man fan myself,” quips Iron Spider-Man as he leaps away. Hulk Hogan then finds himself being attacked by Achilles, Ajax and Jacen Solo. The three of them beat him down to the ground, but Hogan knocks them all off of him. He then begins to shake his head from side to side as Ajax continues to pound on him, but the blows seem to have no effect. Hulk Hogan then blocks Ajax’s punch and points right in his face. But Jacen Solo plunges his lightsaber into Hogan’s back, killing the Real American. Grey Hulk then slams down on top of Ajax, crushing him. He then squashes Achilles’ skull with a mighty clap of his hands. Gandalf the White follows Grey Hulk up with a powerful bolt of magic which kills Jacen Solo. Superwoman (the Lucy Lane version) then flies in and tries to attack Gandalf. The powerful wizard quickly uses his magic to knock her back into the waiting arms of Grey Hulk. She struggles to free herself from Hulk’s grip, but in doing so, she ruptures the containment field of her suit. “Bruce, quick launch her into the sky!” yells Gandalf. Grey Hulk then fires Superwoman up into the air, just in the nick of time as her body explodes. Silver Surfer then see’s his teammate’s body explode and swoops in to try and tip the scale back into his team’s favor. The fallen angels, Loki and Bartleby, attempt to block Surfer’s path, but both just receive a dual blast of cosmic energy and green energy from Surfer’s new green power ring. They are reduced to mere ash as ‘Ol Chromedome continues his path. Red Lantern #1 and Yellow Lantern #1 team up and take out Prometheus as Blue Lantern #2 is just a little too slow to aid her teammate. But Blue Lantern #2 is able to complete cancel out Red Lantern #1’s power ring, which allows Aro to leap into the air and cut him in half. Marcus and Victoria are then attacked by Anti-Venom, who uses his powers to reverse the vampire curse that has given Marcus his longevity. But in doing so, Marcus’s body instantly reverts to his proper age, which is roughly 3,300 years old. Victoria then viciously hacks Anti-Venom to pieces with her red lightsaber as the sonic boom of Silver Surfer’s arrival sounds overhead. “Gandalf the White, take your team and go. This battle is over,” Silver Surfer calmly says to his opponent. But before Gandalf can answer Surfer, Yellow Lantern #1 flies in and tries to attack the leader of The Right Wing. Silver Surfer doesn’t ever break eye contact with Gandalf, but he does raise his right hand and blasts Yellow Lantern away with a braided bolt of cosmic and green energy. “I will not say this again,” Surfer says now with a much more sterner tone. Gandalf knows that Silver Surfer is right, the match is over. He uses his magic to get himself, Grey Hulk and Iron Spider-Man off of Scorched Wallach IX.

THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!