Monday, May 3, 2010

The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team S.P.

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Sandworm #14, Hades, The Balrog of Moria, Moltenadon, Fremen #31-42, Sheanna, Moneo Atreides, Juggernaut, Havoc, Daken, Gurney Halleck, Archangel, Pinhead, Hal Jordan Parallax, Medusa, Annihilus, & Sunspot.

Team S.P. is Capt. Carrot & his Amazing Zoo Crew, Speed Buggy, Tinker, Mark, Debbie, Kang the Conqueror, Mr. Figure, Lawrence, Mike, The Sea Captain, Marian Ravenwood, Bob the Goon, Ka-Zar & Zabu, The Enchantress, Kahn, Deathbird, Jubilee, Binary, Vision, Blockbuster, Blink, Giant Man, Spider-Woman, Skrull #24, Mastermind, Stick, Female Sentinel #2-7, & Quicksilver.


Sheanna, along with Gurney Halleck lead the 12 Fremen soldiers in planting a thumper and summoning the great maker of Shai Halud. Both teams stand in awe as the giant Sandworm #14 comes raging out of the dunes, but Sheanna, Gurney, and her sietch of Fremen have no problem setting their maker hooks and climbing on top of the giant worm. Once atop the worm the Fremen have no problem controlling it, like so many of their ancestors have for thousands of years. The worm-riders mow thru their opponents team and in their first run wipe out Capt. Carrot and the rest of the Zoo Crew, Mr. Figure, w/ both of his henchmen Lawrence & Mike, The Sea Captain, Marian Ravenwood, Bob the Goon, Ka-Zar & Zabu, Kahn, Deathbird, Skrull #24 (looking much like Mastermind today), Jubilee, & Stick. Havoc & Daken jump onto the hood of Speed Buggy and make short work of the people inside the living car, killing Tinker, Mark, & Debbie with ease; but The Speed Buggy is able to make a sharp turn and throw the 2 mutants from its hood before they can destroy him as well. The Enchantress uses her powers of Asgardian charm to lure over Moneo and Atreides, but when he shows up she snaps his neck. The skilled fighter does not even attempt to use his lightning fast reflexes to dodge the attack or fight back, because he is so caught up in her mystical spell. Hal Jordan Parallax, Annihilus, Sunspot, & Archangel combine forces to take out both the heavy hitters of Blockbuster & Giant Man, but Mastermind is able to tap into the mind of Hal Jordan. Once inside he accentuates the struggle between the man and the fear entity to such an extreme that it leaves Jordan an absolute vegetable. Annihilus then crushes Mastermind before he can carry out an attack on any of the other Horsemen. The 6 Female Sentinels attack the giant Sandworm as a unit, but they are dwarfed by the mighty Maker. There weaponry has next to no effect on the worm and they are all destroyed by it’s sheer might. Whether it be because he is an android or because he is in a state of intangibility is unclear; but Medusa’s powers seem to have no effect on Vision. Vision does his classic, reanimate the hand bit while it is in her chest and pull out something important to kill Medusa. Spider-Woman & Binary are about to face off against Juggernaut when they become surrounded by Havoc, Daken, Archangel, Annihilus, & Sunspot. Blink runs in to seemingly lend a hand, but instead she creates a portal underneath her and her 2 teammates to bring them back to Team S.P. headquarters. Speed Buggy picks up Enchantress and they race thru the dunes to escape the fight as well. Quicksilver attempts to race away from the fight, but The Fremen push the Sandworm to its limit and catch Quicksilver before he can escape to provide the Sandworm with a snack that was barely worth the effort. Hades, The 2 Balrogs, and Pinhead do not even bother to come out of the depths to join this battle.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!

2 comments:

Lickolas said...

Damn Ryan, you kicked a$$ bro.

Josh the Commish said...

The red lantern ring went to Hal Jordan Paralax. No additional cost as he is already a lantern.