Friday, April 9, 2010

Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches vs Bruce's Bodacious Bullies

Beckerman's Backyardiagans Beeyaatches are Abe Sapien, Black Widow Shark, Belle, Capt. Nemo in the Nautilus, Killer Kroc, Naga, Mer-Man, Trident, Lizard, Rain, Hondo Maclean in Sea Attack, Sly Rax in Pirahna, Skullcruncher & Grax, Predator X #1-5, Skrull #6, 9, & 10, War Skrull #7, 8, & 10, Sentinel #1-18, & Sharkticon #1-10.

Bruce's Bodacious Bullies are Opee Sea Killer #9 & 10, Hydro-Man, Caiera the Oldstrong, The Leader (w/ a red lightsaber), Zodak, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Predator #49, Terminator #39, Xenomorph #53, Lord Dredd, Speed, Yondu, Maj. Vance Astro, Nightmare (w/ yellow power ring), Proteus, Plastic Man, Elrond, Elros, Elladan, Elrohir, Isilidor, Atlas, Magik, Eeth Koth, Starhawk, Starkiller, Nikki, Xio Jade, Aleta, Galadriel, Hellion, Blue Wizard #2, Patriot, Hulkling, Wiccan, Hawkeye, Stature, Iron Lad, Black Alice, Dr. Voodoo, The Stranger, & Theodred.



In the match for the two B3 teams, the eighteen Sentinels are sent in first and produce a devastating affect on the Bullies. They lay waste to the entire Guardians of the Galaxy as well as searching out and killing Magik and Hellion. But before their demise, the Bullies members do take out Sentinels #1, 3, 6, 10, 14, 15, and 18. Captain Nemo then orders the Sharkticons to attack. They swarm the Bullies and viciously rip apart Lord Dredd, Terminator #33, Predator #49, Leader, Xio Jade and Isilidor. Stature then grows to a massive size and starts crushing the Sharkticons. They then swarm here and claw their way up her body to her head. The Sentinels fly in and help out the transformers. They are able to take down the giant girl, but she eliminates Sentinel #11, and Sharkticons #6-10 before she dies. Hondo MacLean inside Sea Attack and Sly Rax inside Piranha drive across the water, firing their weapons at the Bullies, but Hydro-Man controls the very water they are driving on and uses it to swallow the two ships whole. The two Opee Sea Killers then attack the Black Widow Shark and rip it to pieces. The Creature from the Black Lagoon dives deep underwater and engages the Lizard. He is able to defeat the former Dr. Conners, but is then double teamed by Mer-Man and Killer Kroc. Mer-Man stabs him with his sword as Killer Croc crushes the Creature’s skull. Plastic Man has made himself into a large boat for several of his members to ride on. Elrond leads Elros, Elladan, Elrohir, and Thoedred against the War Skrulls and Skrulls. Elrond and Thoedred manage to kill all three Skrulls, but the War Skrulls have taken on the attributes of Doomsday, Vulcan and Dark Phoenix. The War Skrulls eventually rip through all of the Elves and the King of Rohan. Zodak then appears and uses his cosmic power to eradicate the three War Skrulls, as well as Naga. Captain Nemo then surfaces the Nautilus and fires several of it’s weapons, taking out Plastic Man, Hawkeye, Wiccan and Patriot. Caiera the Oldstrong manages to climb up onto the Nautilus and makes her way inside. She is quickly attacked by Nemo. He spins and flips with his saber, but she blocks most of the blows. She uses her vast strength to crush the captain against one of the Nautilus’s walls. But Nemo knew that this was a fight he could not win, so as a failsafe he armed the self destruct sequence. The Nautilus explodes in such a blast that it takes out Caiera, Speed, Eeth Koth, Blue Wizard #2, Iron Lad, Sharkticons #2 and 3, and Sentinels #7-9. Trident then swims quickly up behind Starkiller and runs him through with his trident. But Nightmare blasts him away soon after with his yellow power ring. Nightmare soon finds himself surrounded by seven Sentinels that are able to overpower him. The three remaining Sharkticons then quickly devour Hulkling. The Opee Sea Killers continue to look for prey deep underwater and soon find Skullcruncher and Grax. They rip apart Grax, but Skullcruncher in his crocodile form tears into Opee Sea Killer #1. The three Sharkticons swim down and finish off Opee Sea Killer soon after. The Stranger finally gets involved and uses his vast powers to vaporize the seven remaining Sentinels that have been causing his team severe damage. Galadriel then uses her magic on Belle and kills her with great ease. Unfortunately for her, it is with the same great ease that Killer Kroc kills her. Atlas then attacks Killer Kroc, in an attempt to avenge Galadriel. They struggle with each other as they fall deeper into the water, but eventually, and mainly due to the water atmosphere, Killer Kroc defeats Atlas. Abe Sapien then comes up out of the water and pulls of an amazing sniper shot and kills Zodak. Proteus sees this and takes control of Abe Sapien’s body and then liquefies the last of the Sharkticons. Rain then hits Abe Sapien/Proteus with his water blast and then hits him with his lightning fatality, which kills both Abe Sapien and Proteus. Black Alice targets Rain and steals his powers which weakens him and allows her to kill him with them. Dr. Voodoo and Black Alice the dive underwater to go after Mer-Man and Killer Kroc. Killer Kroc quickly swims up behind Dr. Voodoo and chomps down on his head before he can cast a spell. Black Alice then finds herself actually triple teamed by Mer-Man, Killer Kroc and Skullcruncher. But all of a sudden, those three are being dragged deeper and deeper underwater. Hydro-Man, who has been lying low since the early parts of the battle, is controlling the water, dragging them down to crushing depths. And in probably the biggest upset in this season…

BRUCE’S BODACIOUS BULLIES ARE VICTORIOUS!!

9 comments:

Lickolas said...

Wow, I didn't see that coming. Nice work Ry.

Congrats Bruce, a very impressive victory.

Solobeck said...

Pablo: Ryatu-You are an embarrassment to the entire Watcher-clan! I understand why you chose family over friend the first time you "watched" over our team in the pre-season, but really-you now go so far as to in-laws? Shame on you!!!

Vader comes into the room where Pablo has issued this statement and pushes the young penguin aside.

Vader: Ryatu-We are sorry for the disrespect our young coach has shown you. As others in this league must realize, as in the NFL, the "any given Sunday" motto is true. . . We will handle this disruption immediately and only wish our congrats to the other B3 team in its success, both now and in the futre.

Solobeck said...

Uniqua: ABSOLUTE AND UTTER B&LLSH#T! RYATU, KISS MY PINK, POLKA-DOTTED. . .

Vader:UNIQUA!!!!!

Uniqua: What I meant to say was, Ryatu-we respect your "watcher" abilities and only hope that you are as fair in your assessment in our future matches as you were in this one. Congrats to B3-2!

Vader: Much better. . .

Ryan said...

Thank you for your honorable words Lord Vader. I am however, insulted and a little embarrassed for your organization that there are individuals in your ranks that would make such bold accusations.

As for you Backyardigans, I have recently spoken to several members of the Horsemen of Apokolips, namely Admiral Ozzel, and he has told me to put your money where your mouth is and meet them on the icy tundra of Saskatoon in a few weeks.

That of course was only the opinons of Admiral Ozzel and the rest of the Horsemen and not of this Watcher's.

Josh the Commish said...

The 2 Blue lightsabers were given to Inigo Montoya & Blitzkrieg Bat. Cost is plus 3 for both.

Krisatu said...
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Krisatu said...

In a few weeks, Logical Genocide will be facing the Bullies on Scorched Wallach IX. I have no idea what that is, but I see the prize is a red lantern ring.

I'd like to apologize in advance to Ryatu for making him bear witness to the slaughter I will inflict upon his father-in-law's team. It won't be as bad as the hell I will be reigning down upon Built (Bill) Ford Tough, but it'll be close. I hope we can still be able to be friends after I beat his ass six ways from sunday and get myself another lantern ring.

And to the Backyardigans. I'd be more than happy to kick your precious, little heads in to show that an expansion team doesn't have to be related to the watcher to smack you around. I have no doubt of the impartiality of watcher Ryatu, you guys just made the mistake of underestimating the Bullies. Something I won't be guilty of.

I've been looking for a team to rival with and you beeyatches sound like you'd be perfect. I await your response to my offer of rivalry. It can only benefit us both.

All my best,

Chris Seeney

owner of Logical Genocide and CEO of Kicking Your Ass, Inc.

Solobeck said...

Pablo: To the owner of LG--
Let the battle begin! Hopefully we'll have a watcher who is worth his salt and has no ulterior motive to. . .

Vader, once again, walks in and cuts Pablo off from further remarks.

Vader: Please be advised that our little friend Pablo has recently escaped from rehab again so his words are not his own. We apologize to all who witnessed his previous outburst. As for Logical Genocide, although we would like to accept your gracious offer, we believe that a rivalry should not be our major focus at this time. We have another. . . That is not to say that one will not develop in the future though. We understand that you will probably taunt this team and state that we are "afraid of you" or that we are "ignorant ninnies." We will allow you to flaunt your eloquent words on the message boards since this is a free FFL, but only state that you should measure our behavior on the battlefield,which will hopefully show us to be what we truly are.

Krisatu said...

I can accept and honor your words, Lord Vader. I do understand that you have some pretty stiff competition on the horizon and would like to focus on those battle, rather than a young bunch of upstarts looking to make a name for themselves at your expense.

I wish to extend the best of you in your upcoming matches, and hope that when we finally to cross paths, we're able to honor you with the battle worthy of a team of you caliber.


I do have a favor to ask, next time you see Amidala, could you ask her if she hid your testicles in the same place she hid your children from you? Cause while I respect your decision, I was surely disappoint to find you didn't have the cajones to accept my challenge, despite your future matches, Annie.
See you in a few weeks,

Chris Seeney

owner of Logical Genocide, and all around good guy.