TEAM Vs. The Abomitrons

TEAM is Sharkticon #47-50, Phibian #1-10, Emerald Weapon, Ultraman, Mon El, Superboy, Lor Zod, Aquamariner, Barracuda, Jack Lalane, Mike Sroka, Presence, Pete Sosa (w/ Mandalorian Armor), Zilla, The Presence, The Beyonder, Imperiex, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee w/ Bill the Pony, James Pond, Crutus Penari w/ his Padawan, The Centurions: Max Ray, Ace McLeod, John Thunder, Rex Charger, & Jake Rockwell, Iron Lantern, Thanoseid, Thorion, Cop-tur, & Jedi Councilman #2.

The Abomitrons are Naboo Soldier #2-7, Immell #1, 4-9, 12, 13, 15-17, & 19, Falco w/ Kyle & Zachary Houslander in a hovercraft, Zombie Neo, Mega Man & Rush, Starfire & Raven, Cyborg, Underdog, Cerberus, Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson, & Kevin, Tom & Jerry, Goofy & Pluto, Capt. Underpants, Ultra Boy, Fineas & Ferb, Perry, Abon Sur, Baby Colossus, Montross, Zombie Jimmy Nuetron, Zombie Tails, Zombie Scooby Dumb, Zombie #1 & 2, Horribul & Creb, The Mountain Dew Transformer, The Football Transformer, Zufa Cenva, Ewok Child #1-5, Starship Trooper #51-68, Purple Muscle Men #1 & 2, Pink Muscle Men #6-9, Sebastian the Crab, leviathan, Danny Ocean, Rusty, Linus, Virgil, Turk, Yen, Frank, Bashar, Saul, Livingston, & Rueben, & Mario & Luigie.


Both teams are dropped into the water. Sam and Bill the Pony, both cannot swim and drown, this is not aided by the fact that this time Sam cannot be saved by Frodo because Frodo is a zombie. The 5 Ewok Children & Baby Colossus drown as well. Unlike Max Ray, who is swimming thru the water gracefully, and Ace McLeod & Rex Charger who have both taken flight, John Thunder & Jake Rockwell’s suits both cause them to sink to the bottom of the ocean because of all the excess weight, which of course drowns them. Zombie Frodo dies as well when the Presence sends all of The Abomitrons 7 Zombies as well as Horribul & Creb to another plane of existence. The Presence then dies for their sins. The Beyonder & Imperiex effortlessly lay to waste all 18 of The heavily armed Starship Troopers as well as The Muscle Men & The Mountain Dew Transformer before their powers create a void which overloads them both and wipes them from existence as well. Crutus Penari would normally be more than a match for the bounty hunter Montross, but with the Jedi & his padawan treading water, and unable to use their lightsabers. Montross is easily able to target them from the air with his blaster rifle. Danny Ocean begins to explain to his 11 comrades that they were a good choice for the Waterworld match because of his last name, ya know Ocean, but before he can convince them Thanoseid blasts all 11 of the fun-loving criminals with his cosmic omega beams. Emerald Weapon uses his abnormally large guns to annihilate Zufa Cenva, but Mario in his Penguin suit & Luigie (going retro) in his Frog suit prove that they are not only the best video game characters ever but the best water video game characters ever as well. The 2 of them then proceed to make a quick 1000 points out of him. Thorion the Celestial uses his mystical hammer to break the Football Transformer in 2, while Iron Lantern kills Fineas, Ferb, & Perry before they can finish the construction of their new battleship. Iron Lantern, Thanoseid, & Thorion then meet up with Cop-Tur and the 4 of begin an attack run from the air. They move swiftly and take out Gwen, Kevin, Tom, Jerry, Goofy, Pluto, & Capt. Underpants; but their attack comes to an end when Leviathan pops out of the water and consumes both their powers and bodies as if it were a mere snack. Starfire takes out the Jedi Councilman with ease on her way to take on Ultra Man. Starfire is joined by Raven & Cyborg who are both airborne atop a mystical energy construct created by Raven, as well as Mega Man & Rush, who are following behind them. Ultraman is accompanied by Mon El & Lor Zod. These combatants lock with each other in a battle that rages for some time. Under the sea Sebastian the Crab is seemingly getting the worse end of the epic battle that is going on between him and James Pond. James Pond uses some killer moves on the crab, but in the end Sebastian’s FFL experience wins the day as he catches James with a claw to the neck. Ace McLeod uses his superior weaponry to take out Montross, but the Centurion is later killed by a giant fist made of green energy created by Abon Sur. Max Ray battles with Elite Sebastian (Immell #17). The Elite Clone Trooper mixed crab is well-trained & is a great fighter in the water, but in the end Max Ray’s equipment and skills are just to much for the clone to handle. Falco drives the Hovercraft, while Kyle & Zack shoot the laser turrets that Billionaires Tony Stark & Bruce Wayne recently had installed. The 2 Houslanders are able to blast Rex Charger & the Mandalorian armored Pete Sosa out of the air, before the hovercraft is crushed and destroyed by Zilla. Aquamariner & Barracuda attack the Immells that are struggling to stay above water, and somewhat easily take out Paddle, who is unable to ignite her hockey stick shaped lightsaber in time, as well as The Captain, Shorty (Gilleus Thunderhead mixed with Joe Levine), Shannon Flare, Ax-Pilkinton, Death Hammer, Capt. Malcolm Ocean, Zengler, & Ziggimore. The Naboo Soldiers are able to take out Phibians # 2 & 7, but eventually succumb to the sea skills of the Tleilaxlu creations. Mike Sroka never was any good at beating Mario, which is probably why he & Luigie make such short work of him, but The King of the Internet is soon avenged by his buddy Jack Lalane who strangles both of the Nintendo characters with his handcuffs. Leviathon squares off against Zilla who goes in for the kill on Leviathon by trying to bite him in the neck. Although the huge Leviathon is quicker than he looks and evades the attack and then follows it up with one of his own to finish off Zilla for good. Max Ray gets help from Barracuda and Aquamariner in his attack run on Zilla. Max Ray does not survive the attack, but eventually Barracuda & Aquamariner’s combined efforts of water and sea life control are able to pull The Mighty Leviathon under the ocean once and for good. Superboy joins the air battle on the side of TEAM, while Ultra Boy & Abon Sur join on the side of The Abomitrons. Ultra Boy delivers a double fisted punch to the back of Lor Zod, which breaks his neck, but then Ultra Man, proves to Ultra Boy that it isn’t just his name that is better than he is when he Heat Visions the crap out of the Legion of Super-Heroes member. The Abomitrons then up the score of the air battle further when Mega-Borg & Cyborg Norris show up. Cerberus is not exactly at home in the water, but he is still quite a force to be reckoned with, especially when he is joined by Ben 10 (as Ripclaws), Sebastian, and Underdog who is going back and forth from flying to dog-paddling along the top of the water. These 4 are met by Aqua-Mariner & Barracuda at the water line. The 2 water TEAMsters leap out of the water with a vengeance ready to attack but Barracuda is quickly swallowed by the 3 headed Greek Monster known as Cerberus. Aqua-mariner is able to dive back below the surface and grab a hold of the foot of Cerberus, he then pulls the giant dog down below the water to drown him, and then returns to the fight. Sebastian attempts to meet him halfway but Aqua-Mariner uses his water-fueled super-strength to rip the little crab apart. Jack Lalane comes to aid Aqua-mariner, but Ripclaws rips and claws the old athlete apart. Ripclaws squares off against Aqua-Mariner in what mounts up to a pretty even fight, but eventually Aqua-Mariner comes out on top. The Aquaman/Namor mix is swimming triumphantly away until rocketing down comes the enraged Underdog (mad at the death of his teammates and at all of TEAM due to the fact that he was traded from the #1 ranked TEAM during the off-season). Underdog shoots down below the water’s surface and delivers a powerful punch which stuns Aqua-Mariner before he takes that time to finish him off by using his paws to twist off Aqua-mariner’s Atlantean neck. Underdog is then destroyed by Sharkticon #48, who along with the other Sharkticons are making their presence known toward the top of the surface. Ultraman & Mon El rip thru Cyborg & Raven, as well as Mega-Borg; but are in the end shockingly hit by 2 (1 each) enormous laser blasts from Mega Man & Rush. These 2 combatants use up their entire power reserve to do so, but are able to kill both Ultraman & Mon El. The now powerless Mega Man & his pet dog have given all the could, and are unfortunately sent to the Graveyard by a double close line from Superboy. Superboy now finds himself surrounded by Cyborg Norris, Starfire, & Abon Sur. Superboy is able to deliver a killing blow to Starfire with his fist but while he exhausting himself by powering thru Abon Sur’s ring blasts Cyborg Norris hits him with a Heat Vision/Roundhouse combo which finishes Kal El off. Abon Sur’s power ring is at about 15% as he and Cyborg Norris decide that this battle must be finished in the water. The green lantern & the clone fly into the water where they are met by a small army of Phibians & Sharkticons. They fight valiantly and each kill several of each, but the water advantage is just to much to overcome. Only Phibian #8 & Sharkticon #48 survive this A.L. bloodbath.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!