Season Three: Week 5: Le' Napoleon Brigade vs. The Syracuse Valley

Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Syracuse Valley

The Brigade is Fox, Namora, Namorita, Skeletor's Crack Troop #1, Jaws, Jaws 2, Aquagirl, Killer Shark, Wonder Woman, Morpheus, Alan Scott, Man at Arms & Teela, The Lochness Monster, Silver Dragon #4-9 (4 & 5 have 9 deaths), Storm Trooper #51-62, Leia Organa-Solo: Jedi, Power Girl, Guy Gardner (w/ yellow power ring), Batgirl, Darth Nihilus, Lara Croft, Jedi Knight #23A-28A, Atreides Soldier #1 & 2, Grape Ape, Spider Girl, Red Lantern #3, Metallo, Nightstar, (Kingdom Come) Flash, Dr. Juliet Burke, & Desmond Hume.

The Valley is Decepticon #1-3, Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue light saber) & Kister in Gas Gasgano's pod, Knuckles (w/ a red light saber), Splinter, Leonardo, Venus Demilo, Doogle & Billy Mays in a Hovercraft, Gremlin #1 & 2, Xenomorph #94-100 (#94 has 9 deaths), Toxic Avenger, Little Goomba #6-29, Kree Soldier #1-6, Treasure Troll #27, Scooter, Guille, Bucky O'Hare, Deadeye Duck, Bruiser, Willy Duwitt, Pilot Jenny, & AFC Blinkie, Boomerang Bros. #1-6, Hammer Bros. #3-8, Fire Bros. #4-9, Giant Hammer Bros. #1-6, Rayden & Kid Thunder, Sub-Zero, Mr. Game & Watch, Shang Tsung, Rayne, Wonder Boy, Baby Nightcrawler, Nocturne, Wald, Beavis & Butthead w/ Buttchunk, Wingnut & Screwloose, Robocop, Godzooky, Navy Sailor #60-93, Teddy Boy, Critters #1-12, & Moritani Soldier #1-12.

This match takes place between the hours of 11pm and 12am…

Previously on FFL

Wonder Woman standing in front of her troops.

Wonder Woman: “This won’t be a battle so much as it will be a slaughter.”

Shot of Wonder Woman talking to the three Sharks.

Wonder Woman: “I hope you’re hungry, because it’s dinner time.”

Jaws, Jaws 2 and Killer Shark devour Navy Soldier’s #60-93.

Leonardo and Splinter are in the water talking to each other.

Leonardo: “Master, this match is a blood bath. What are we going to do?”

Splinter: “Do what we do best, persevere.”

Guy Gardner and Alan Scott are flying above a group of Valley fighters.

Guy Gardner: “You ready Alan?”

Alan Scott: “Let’s do this.”

Guy and Alan create a huge energy bubble around Xenomorph’s #94-100, Kree Soldier’s #1-6 and Wonder Boy and send it down to the bottom of the ocean, where they eventually drown.

A shot of Moritani Soldier’s killing Dr. Juliet Burke and Desmond Hume.

Moritani Soldier #3: “Hey Desmond, I bet you never saw this coming.”

Grape Ape is struggling to stay afloat in the water and right before he drowns, he takes Giant Hammer Brother #1 with him to his death.

Anakin and Kister in Gasgano’s podracer.

Kister: “This is so not wizard Ani.”

Anakin: “Don’t give up.”

Kister: “I won’t, but it doesn’t seem like we are going to finish this one.”

Namora looking at the legion of Valley soldier’s coming towards her.

Namora: “This is the final push Brigade, I hope you are all ready for this.”

Namorita: “Ready for this, this is all I’ve ever wanted.”

The Podracer, Billy Mays and Doogle in the hovercraft, the Bucky O’Hare crew, the Giant Hammer Brothers, Godzooky, Decepticon’s #1-3, Scooter, Robo Cop, Critter’s #1-12 and Moritani Soldiers #1-12 are all racing towards the Brigade on an ever-expanding sheet of ice being created by Sub-Zero.

The Syracuse Valley: “Attackkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!”

Power Girl: “Let’s end this now”

Cut to black.

11:01pm

Wingnut and Screwloose are flying up above the match. The night is dark and the moon is shining down upon the battle. They are witnessing the destruction of their team. They are both considering whether or not to intervene in the fight, but before they can do anything, they are vaporized by Nightstar’s starbolts.

Rayden and Kid Thunder are greatly angered by the way this match has been going. In one of the Valley’s few offensive moves of the match, they both send deadly bolts of lighting down into the water. The bolts land directly on Man at Arms and Teela, killing them instantly. The residual electricity also kills Lara Croft and Fox and seriously injures Spider Girl.

Wonder Woman flies over to Spider Girl and brings her to Guy Gardner, who protects her with an energy force field.

Wonder Woman: “Take care her Guy. I’ll take care of the weather men.”

Wonder Woman immediately flies over to Rayden and Kid Thunder, but before she is able to kill them, they send a lightening strike down upon her, knocking her into the water. As Rayden and Kid Thunder boast to each other about their god-like powers, Power Girl comes crashing down on top of the two valley members, sending them deep down into the depths of the ocean. Once Power Girl brings them down to a certain point, she leaves them to fend for themselves. Rayden and Kid Thunder struggle to get back up to the surface, but before they are able to do so, the Lochness Monster attacks them both from below. It isn’t long before they are both torn to shreds.

11:12pm

Namora and Namorita are ready for the Valley’s big push. The Valley has the strength in numbers and are all beyond stoked for this fight. They get even more excited when they see Namorita leave Namora and head down below into the water.

Kister: “She left, now it’s one against hundred Ani.”

Anakin: “I like these odds Kister.”

By this time the Bucky O’Hare crew has already begun firing upon Namora, who is easily evading the blasts. The Giant Hammer brothers are directly on top of Namora, when the ice platform that they are all standing on suddenly begins to break apart due to the fact that Namorita has burst through the ice from below. The ice platform completely shatter’s, sending the non-vehicled members of the Valley down into the water. Namora makes easy work of Critter #1-12, while Namorita takes care of the Moritani soldiers. Godzooky tries to fly away, but he is unable to take flight as the combination of his weight and the water make it impossible.

Billy Mays wades his way through the now icy waters and tries to pick up Bucky O’Hare and his friends. Mays is able to get the majority of the Bucky crew onto the hovercraft, but it is a futile effort as they are all overpowered by the combined efforts of Red Lantern #3 and Aquagirl. The Giant Hammer Brother’s #2-6 are never able to regain their balance in the water due to their extreme size as they all drown. Robocop quickly followed suit as he short-circuited and died as soon as he hit the water. Decepticons #1-3 were already transformed into water vehicles, so they were able to survive the ice explosion. They would soon find out that the powers of Red Lantern #3 and Aquagirl were far greater then even they could handle, as they were all destroyed in unison from a blast that originated from the power of the Red Lantern’s ring.

11:25pm

At this time Guy Gardner, Alan Scott and Wonder Woman are flying around picking off their enemies one by one. Guy Gardner sends bolts of energy down upon Splinter, Leonardo and Venus Demilo, destroying them instantly. Alan Scott brings the same destructive power down upon the Boomerang Brothers, the Hammer Brothers and the Fire Brothers; killing them all. Wonder Woman also has no trouble-overpowering Gremlin #1 & 2, the Toxic Avenger, Treasure Troll #27 and Little Goomba’s #6-29. Power Girl soon joined up with them, taking care of Scooter and Buttchunk.

During this time, Sub-Zero has been busy building vast ice walls around his remaining team members in an attempt to give at least a minor amount of protection. He has successfully shielded Shang Tsung, Baby Nightcrawler, Knuckles, Guile, Teddy Boy, Rayne, Wald and Beavis and Butthead in an ice enclosure. Wonder Woman was determined to make this ice castle a waste of time, but before she could do anything about it, an ominous black presence from below began to surface.

The four super powered Brigade members got ready for an attack, when out of nowhere, the black presence completely swallowed up Power Girl. Guy, Alan and Wonder Woman instantly began firing upon the dark being. At first it seemed not to do anything, but once all three of them really started hammering down upon it, it started to crack and eventually broke apart. The black presence turned out to be Mr. Game and Watch. A powerfully vague but now dead creature. Power Girl appeared to come out of this unharmed, as she flew back up to meet with her teammates.

Power Girl: “Thanks you guys. If you don’t mind, I think I am going to go back with the others and see if they need any help.”

Guy Gardner: “Great idea. We can take care of this.”

Power Girl then took off and headed back to the rest of the Brigade. Then Guy Gardner and Alan Scott flew down to take care of the ice castle, while Wonder Woman flew down to battle Sub-Zero. As Guy and Alan landed on top of the castle, they blasted a hole directly in the ceiling, but what they found inside what not what they expected. Instead of finding the remaining Valley members, all they found was Beavis and Butthead and Teddy Boy.

Butthead: “Huhhh, hey Beavis, that green dudes pants are really tight.”

Beavis: “Yeah, yeah. You can kind of see his thing.”

Butthead: “Yeah, it’s like, how do you hide a boner with in those.”

Beavis: “Umm, yeah. You said boner.”

Butthead: “Yeah, huh huh huh.”

Teddy Boy: “Shut up you guys, (looking up at the Lanterns) would you just kill us already.”

Alan and Guy: “Gladly.”

Alan and Guy both sent blast’s down inside the castle, killing all three of them. Then they both looked at each other and said, “Huh”.

Guy: “I think we might be in trouble.”

Alan: “Yeah, let’s head back to base.”

Guy: “Diana, you done with him yet?”

Wonder Woman: “Just a second.”

As she says this, she takes Sub-Zero’s head and in one fluent motion, snaps his neck.

Wonder Woman: “Yeah, what’s up?”

Guy: “Nobody’s in here. I think something is up, let’s head back to camp.”

Wonder Woman: “What do you mean nobodies…”

Just as she says this, she gets a message from the Flash. Even though she cannot see him, she can hear what he is telling her.

Wonder Woman: “We need to head back to camp right now, something terrible is happening and I think we are the only one’s who can stop it.”

11:28pm

Back at the Brigade’s base camp, Power Girl rushes up on the dozens of her team members who have yet to even join the fight. The many brigade members were all able to be out of the water due to the huge platforms that both Guy Gardner and Alan Scott were able to create via their rings.

Power Girl: “It’s almost done, there is only one thing left that we need to worry about.”

Batgirl: “Oh yeah, what’s that?”

Power Girl: “Me”

As she says this, she blasts Batgirl a hundred feet into the air, killing her instantly. She then sends the energy bubbled Spider-Girl down into the water, eventually killing her. She then beats the Atreides Soldier’s to death with her fists and takes Skeletor’s Crack Troop #1’s head clean off.

Leia Organa-Solo: “Kara, what are doing?”

Power Girl: “Ending this match. Oh and don’t call me Kara, the names T.J.”

Leia could obviously see that something was controlling Power Girl, which is why she quickly began to attempt communication with the Flash.

Leia Organa-Solo: “Quick guys, give me some protection.”

As soon as she said this, the Jedi Knight’s and Darth Nihilus put up a defense perimeter around her. Metallo also joined in, as he was really the only one who might be able to stop the super powered girl. Leia concentrated until she was in a deep trance, still barely able to communicate with the Flash.

Leia Organa-Solo: “If you can hear me, tell Diana that she needs to get back here immediately. Kara is no longer herself. This entire match depends on it.”

The Jedi’s, Sith and Metallo were able to keep Power Girl at bay, but as soon as they thought they had the upper hand, the remaining ice castle members appeared out of thin air. Knuckles ignited his red light saber and started to fight with Jedi Knight #23. The super speedy Knuckles is actually able to kill the Jedi Knight, but soon after that was slain in the back by Jedi Knight #24. Shang Tsung instantly took the form of Jedi Knight #23 and without them realizing it was their own teammate, killed Jedi Knight #27.

Guile tried to fight Darth Nihlus, but it was never even really a fight as the Sith Lord easily dispatched of the human.

Jedi Knight #24: “I don’t understand, how did they even get here.”

Darth Nihilus: “They transported here through that blue creature you fool. Now go and kill it.”

Jedi Knight #24: “But it’s only a child.”

Darth Nihilus: “Fine, be that way, Jedi.”

Darth Nihilus then sends a bolt of force lightening into the pint sized Nightcrawler, who instantly transports himself to the other side of the platform. The Sith Lord is now enraged and begins to run as fast as he can towards the mutant baby. The now coherent Leia gets up again and hopes that the Flash was able to get her message to Wonder Woman. She knows that they need them to take care of the Nocturne possessed Power Girl.

11:38pm

Meanwhile, Namora and Namorita have killed Godzooky, after waiting to see if he would drown on his own (he wouldn’t) and have decided they should probably go find Anakin and Kister. They know that they are not really a threat, but it is still a good idea to get rid of them. The two water queens along with Red Lantern #3 and Aquagirl eventually catch up to the high velocity pod and each take turns dismantling the racer. It is only a matter of seconds before both Anakin and Kister are left floating in the water, with nothing but Anakin’s now waterlogged light saber to help defend them.

Anakin: “Kister, I have a bad feeling about this.”

Kister: “It’s not so much a feeling Ani, as it seems to be a guarantee.”

As Kister says his last words to his best friend, Namora takes them both under water, where they will never again breathe another breathe of Oxygen.

Though Metallo has been putting up a great fight against the Nocturne possessed Power Girl, in the end she is just too much for him as she sends his crumpled body to the ocean floor. Then Power Girl, along with the Jedi Master looking Shang Tsung, took care of the rest of the Jedi’s. Leia was now on her own and knew she was no match for Power Girl, Rayne and Shang Tsung. Being the fighter she was though, she took out her light saber and took on the three of them anyways. Though it was a valiant effort, Leia was overpowered by the fighters and fell to her death, via a blow to the throat from Power Girl.

11:45pm

Darth Nihilus was still trying to catch the mutant baby when he ran into Morpheus, who was with the Silver Dragon’s and the Storm Troopers.

Darth Nihilus: “Where have you fool’s been. We are being slaughtered over.”

Morpheus: “We were unaware. We will head out right away.”

Darth Nihilus: “A great help you’ve been this match.”

Darth Nihilus begins to run away again when Morpheus asks him where he is going.

Darth Nihilus: “I have to find and destroy that baby. It’s very important that he dies.”

Morpheus looks at the Sith Lord and all of a sudden doesn’t feel so bad about missing the fight thus far.

Power Girl, Shang Tsung and Rayne stood proudly over the dead body of Leia, proudly boasting to each other over their victory. Just then, Guy, Alan and Diana reached the platform and surrounded the last threatening members of the Syracuse Valley.

Wonder Woman: “I don’t know what you’ve done with Kara, but I am personally going to see to it that you will not be around long enough to explain it to me.”

An enraged Wonder Woman then flew directly into Power Girl and took their fight far up into the sky. As she did this, the remaining members of the Brigade reached the platform and after a minute or so, attacked and killed Shang Tsung, Rayne and Wald. Namorita took an old piece of a building from the water’s below and drove it through the chest of Rayne. She then tore her head off to make sure her death was eternal. Alan Scott knocked Wald into the water, where Killer Shark and Jaws 2 fought over the body. Shang Tsung wouldn’t go down so easily, but Guy Gardner was able to contain his Tsung’s powers and collapse an energy mass directly on top of him.

As Wonder Woman and Power Girl’s battle continued up in the sky, Wonder Woman only kept getting angrier and angrier.

Wonder Woman: “Just die you stupid b*#$%.”

Power Girl: “You can’t kill me Diana.”

Namora: “Maybe she can’t, but I’d love to give it a try.”

As Power Girl looked over at Namora’s diversion, Wonder Woman hit her with such force that it sent her plummeting to the ocean. Then with the combined efforts of both Wonder Woman and Namora, they sent her deep down into the water. At this point, Namorita took over for Wonder Woman and between the two super powered water women, they were able to finally defeat the Nocturne possessed Power Girl.

Wonder Woman then met up with Guy and Alan as they tried to calm her down.

Guy: “It’s alright Diana, it’s over with. We won.”

Alan: “Yeah, just settle down. The girl’s took take of her.”

Wonder Woman: “But she killed Kara and took over her body. It’s just sick.”

Alan: “I know it is. But the match is over with now, so let’s just head back to base.”

Wonder Woman: “Your wrong Alan, this match isn’t over with yet.”

11:54pm

Wonder Woman instantly takes off and heads towards Darth Nilihus who is still trying to kill baby Nightcrawler.

Wonder Woman: “I killed how many people today and you can’t even catch a baby.”

Wonder Woman then flies over to Baby Nightcrawler and snap’s his little neck.

Wonder Woman: “And you call yourself a Sith Lord. Thanks for the help today Darth, you really did a lot.”

A still angry Wonder Woman then flew away and met up with the rest of her team while a now pouting Darth Nilihus just stood over the dead body of the baby mutant, feeling like a failure in a match that saw his team finally returning to greatness.

11:59:58pm
11:59:59pm
12:00:00am

The Syracuse Valley: All Dead

Le’ Napoleon Brigade: Namora, Namorita, Jaws, Jaws 2, Aquagirl, Killer Shark, Wonder Woman, Morpheus, Alan Scott, The Lochness Monster, Silver Dragon #4-9, Storm Trooper #51-62, Guy Gardner (Yellow Ring), Darth Nilihus, Red Lantern #3, Nightstar and Kingdom Come Flash all survived.

Le’ Napoleon Brigade Is Victorious!!!