Week 5, PMS vs The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets

The Midgets are Bat-Mite, Kermit the Frog, Magneto, N.S-5 35 & 36, Magwai #1 & 2, Star Sapphire #1-5, Zombie Silver Dragon #2, Dr. Impossible, Squirtle, Tom Bombadill, Indigo Lantern #2, Ewok Baby #1 & 2, Nosyarg Kcid, Queen Aga'po, Larfleeze, Salack, Katma Tui, G'Kd, Bleez, Tri-eye, Mangy Mouse, Ganthet & Sayd, Air Zonk w/ Power Dump & Astra, Blue Lantern #1, (original) Duncan Idaho, Duncan Idaho Ghola #5, Gobo, Mokey, Evil Dwarf #1, Ginaz Swordsmen #11-13, Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1-3, Hammer Bros. #11-16, Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1 & 2, New Sister Reverend Mother #1, Honored Matre #1, Bene Gesserit #1 & 2, Dark Side Akolyte #1-3, Dark Side Adept #1-3, Gold Dragon #3-8, Noa & Teek, Bontu Sitmus w/ Jedi Padawan #34, & Bill Kelly (w/ a blue lightsaber).

PMS Are: Abbey Chase, Secret Agent Zero, Sydney Savage, Seaquest, The Seaquest Crew, (Consisting Of: Nathan Bridger, Lucas Wolenczak, Dr. Westphalen, Commander John Ford, Lt. Benjamin Krieg, Chief Manilow Corcker, Tim O'Niel, Lt. James Brody, Dagwood, and Anthony Piccolo.) Darwin, Xenomorph #51, River Tam, Balrog #2, The Peach, Assasin X, Major Maxim, Natalie Kassle, Nateri, Sam Whitwicky, Pixie, Armor, Typhoid Mary, Terra, Dr. Boom Boom Pow, Evette, Bagwa, Groudious Maximus, Gingerbread People #1-3, Mr. Mint, Gramma Nut, King Kandy, Jolly, Plumpy, Princess Lolly, Queen Frostine, Lord Licorice, Gloppy, Tug Speedman, Kirk Lazarus, Jeff Portnoy, Alpa Chino, Kevin Sandusky, Jack Sparrow, The Leprechaun, The Sentry, IG-88, Blue Beetle.


The waters surrounding the post apocalyptic city of waterworld are reasonably calm. The oil fires were emitting a pleasant glow and illuminating the forces of PMS who were planning their defense of the city.

"Look, we got a mutant who can manipulate metal, some big ass dragons, a bunch of dudes I've never heard of who keep muttering about mentats and spice, and frikkin squirtle so listen up!" said King Kandy. He was hunched over a map of the the city and plotting out defenses.

The Danger Girl squad was posted on the north wall, the Seaquest crew was submerged deep underwater awaiting an amphibious assault, and everyone else was set on patrol.

The midgets however were not even in the same hemisphere. They had found Dry Land and were mounting their attack. Indigo Lantern #2 began to teleport the Brotherhood into the fight in small groups dropping them at unpatrolled areas of the city.

"Un-named warriors? really? This is no arena for cannon fodder!" shouted the sentry, who began to slaughter anyone whose name he didn't know.

He started with The hammer brothers, deftly avoiding their arcing hammers and tearing them apart one after another... Half expecting numbers to fly up in increasing amounts above their heads the killing happened so quickly. He then turned his attention to the Dark Side Akolyte's and Adepts, who he slaughtered in similar fashion, flying so fast into them that they were torn apart simply by the force of his passing.

The Sentry then scanned the city for another weak target.

Ganthet and Sayd appeared over the city.

"How about these commons you idiot?" and with that the five Gold dragons appeared and proceeded to rend the sentry limb from limb.

"Ooh" said The Leprechaun "I love gold!" and with that he began to play his magic flute.

The flute reached out to a fellow glutton, Larfleeze who immediately created an army of orange lanterns and tore the yellow dragons apart. The Zombified Silver dragon, craving flesh began to consume the orange constructs, not realizing that they were not real. However Larfleeze was marched right into the gaping maw of the zombie silver dragon by the leprechaun's flute.

"Mind Control? Heh, try this on for size little man..." Said, Dr. Impossible.
He then used his hush-tubes to bring in the rest of the team all at once.

The Danger Girl squad managed to kill Tom Bombadill, Duncan Idaho, and Ghola #5 before being destroyed by a mind controlled Bill Kelly.

Kelly's lightsaber flashed through the air, cutting through Xenomorph #51, and the Hammer Empire.

"What the hell is going on?" he said surprised at his own battle prowess.

"Well," said Dr. Impossible, "I figured you could use a little boost so my Fatherbox is controlling your mind, enhancing your reflexes and strength."

"oh, ok then." said bill as he plunged his saber through all three gingerbread people, the sickly sweet smell of super-heated cookies filled the air.

Nateri had had enough at this point, "enough of this madness, I've come to this land of metal and burning fuel, I have not seen a tree since we got here, and it's time to end this.

Nateri then proceeded to work her way through the midgets, she gutted Bat-Mite like a fish, then she sliced Kermit neatly in half, his stuffing flying all over the place. Nosyarg Kcid crooked his finger, attempting to help the situation and accidentally teleported half of the midgets out into the open water. The Reverend mothers and their entourage struggled to stay afloat long enough to see the missile coming from below them.

The Seaquest had entered the fight.

Magneto decided to step in at this point, intending to crush the submarine like a tin can. However the seaquest's genetically engineered skin hampered Magnetos abilities.

Long enough for the Seaquest to go nuclear.

The Seaquest nuclear SLBM missiles impacted the city, Killing the gingerbread crew, the band of dungeons and dragons adventurers turned to dust, Sam Whitwicky, Terra, Pixie.

Blue Beetle grabbed Armor and River Tam and hurled them off the island, sacrificing himself in the process.

IG-88 also dove off the island city, immediately regretting his decision, he short circuited immediately upon entering the water. Nateri dove off after him swimming easily through the water.

Everyone else on the island was vaporized.

"Nok."

The Indigo lantern, teleporting the baby ewoks off the island before the heat from the blast could strike them. They arrived safely on Dry Land.

The crew of the seaquest finally succumbed to magneto's power, the hull breached and flooded immediately killing everyone aboard.

Dr. Impossible did not escape the blast unfortunately, his hush-tubes and fatherbox going completely unused, and also ridiculously named.

Magneto arrived at Dry Land, towing the Two NS-5 robots... they had unfortunately been scrambled by his magnetic powers.

THe indigo Lantern, Magneto, and the baby Ewoks were contemplating their victory, unaware that Darwin the dolphin doesn't actually spend much time IN the seaquest... Nateri, Armor, and River were all holding on to his fins as he sped them towards Dry Land.

"Suck it Magnet boy!" Darwin said as he leapt powerfully into the air, landing on shore and catapulting River Tam and Nateri directly into Magneto.

The two women sliced and pummeled magneto Rivers hand to hand skills requiring no weapons, and Nateri's organic blades completely immune to his powers. Armor's Kinetic Armor allowed her to Crush the baby ewoks into pulp and Indigo Lantern, exhausted from all the travel was an easy target for the three women. They had plenty of time to cart Darwin back to the water before he dried out.

Team PMS is Victorious!

Armor, Nateri, Armor and Darwin survive.

The midgets are all dead.