George Washington's Slaves Vs. Better Than All of You

George Washington's Slaves are Agen Kolar, Ajax Major, Bebop, Ben Skywalker, Bender "Bending" Rodriguez, Bill Rizer & Lance Bean, Cade Skywalker, Capt. Jean Luc Bicard, Capt. James Tiberius Kirk, Cassandra Nova, Colossus, Connor McLeod, Corbin Dallas, Crash Bandicoot, Cthulu, The Gears of War Team: Sgt. Marcus Fenix, Dominic Santiago, Augustus "Cole Train" Cole, & Damon Baird, Dare the Terminator, Darth Plaguis, Dormamu, Duncan Idaho Ghola #7, Inspector Gadget, Jason Bourne, Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez, Loki, B'dg, Zillius Zox, Metroid #19 & 20, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Mr. Miracle, Kyle Catarn, Santa Claus w/ Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen & Rudolph, Scorpion, Coleman Kcaj, Sifo Dyas, Shindor of Brontic, Spongebob Squarepants, Super Soldier, Piecemeal, Ultra Man, & Gizmo.

Better Than All of You is Aquaman, Aqualad, Aquababy, N.S.-5 #1-22, The Four Horsemen: Rick Flair, Arn Anderson, Ole Anderson, & Tully Blanchard, Green Lantern, Sabu (w/ Mandalorian Armor) & Rob Van Damm, Loki & Bartleby, Abomination, Ninja Pirate #3 & 4, Reptile, Red Lantern #1, Yellow Lantern #1 & 2, Batman (Dick Grayson) on a jet ski, Robin (Damien) on a jet ski, & Batman Beyond on a jet ski, Zombie Trinity, Megadeth, Predator #4-15, & Cobra Viper #1.


Typically in a battle with a setting such as this it would begin with Aquaman swimming out to meet his enemies, but this time Aquaman hangs back away from the fight and concentrates. He is focusing all of his telepathic powers as hard as he can in an attempt to take control of the old one known as Cthulu. Cthulu fights thru this at first and easily picks four of the “99 ways to die” for Dave Mustaine & the rest of Megadeth. But then Aquaman’s hold takes over. Cthulu loses control of his actions for a moment and destroys his own teammates Cassandra Nova & Mr. Miracle; but then fights back mentally and makes his mind his once more. Cthulu sees that this cannot end well & therefore uses his cosmic abilities to transport himself as far away from the fight so he can live another day *(Cthulu is gone from this match for good but did not die). Betters Head Coach Cobra Commander has done everything he can to try and make it so the N.S.-5’s can override the 3 laws and harm humans but has thus far been unsuccessful. So he programmed them and gave orders for them to use their great swimming ability to seek out and destroy any non-human opponent that they can find. The N.S.-5’s execute this order well as they lose only one of their ranks of 22 before they destroy Bender and only one more before they kill Crash Bandicoot. The N.S.-5’s don’t seem to have any freeze rays or missiles but then again I guess they don’t have any life force to drain either, which may be why they easily mow thru the 2 Metroids. Spongebob uses some ka-rot-tay to take out N.S.-5’s #4 & 7, but eventually succumbs to their overwhelming numbers. The robots then take out Gizmo except for N.S.-5 #20 who thought Gizmo was so cute that it just killed him; but Gizmo had already multiplied by the dozens from hitting the water. The N.S.-5’s then become locked in battle with the ever growing number of Magwai; which will allow me to go on to the next part of the story (ya know like in the movies when some big battle starts and they just leave it to show you something else and then just go back to it at the end of the movie and show you who won). The Gears of War guys have set up camp on top of Inspector Gadget, who has more or less made himself into a small robotic boat. They are attacked by Batman, Robin, & Batman Beyond on their jet skis. The 3 Batman sidekicks manage to move in swiftly take out all four of the Gears of War dudes with their Batarangs and such. The 3 of them then throw a few bombs onto Gadget himself and then watch him go-go gadget explode as they ride away. Scorpion and Reptile square off like they have so many times in the past but in this particular fight the setting seems to favor Reptile and it is that that allows him to come out on top. Santa & Corbin Dallas are flying around in Santa’s sleigh when they swoop down with their green lightsabers and quickly take out Predators #4, 6, & 9, as well as Arn Anderson & Cobra Viper #1. B’dg, Zillius Zox, Super Soldier, & Dormamu all take flight, but most of their other team members seem to be “slaves” to the water, and without vehicles or any land whatsoever, they are having a ton of trouble doing anything other than struggle to stay above water. The force users, unlike Santa and Corbin are unable to ignite their lightsabers because they are soaked. Zombie Trinity fights against the team she was on when she died and takes out Kyle Catarn with a bite to the throat, but is then killed by a series of underwater kicks to the head by Jason Bourne. Bourne then kills Predator #13 before he is overwhelmed and killed by the other 8 alien hunters. Colossus starts to sink every time he puts on his organic metal covering, which makes his normal form any easy target for the Predators, who are now on a killing spree. Three Predators die before they can kill the 2 Highlander immortals, and one more goes down while they overwhelm the huge Ajax Major. Agen Kolar, Bebop, & Bill and Lance take out all but Predator #12 before they are sent to their watery grave. It is Duncan Idaho that finally gets in the final hit against the final Predator to finally end their brief reign of terror. The 2 Ninja Pirates take advantage of their mixed abilities of stealth and swimming prowess to kill the defenseless Sifo Dyas & Coleman Kcaj as well as Piecemeal before the 2 are overtaken by Cade Skywalker & Darth Plaguis. Sabu uses his Mandalorian jet pack to fly above the water line and go on an absolute killing spree. Sabu uses his blaster rifle to become the world heavyweight pot shot champion by killing Ben Skywalker & Cade Skywalker before Capt. Kirk pulls out his phaser and shoots him from the water with a perfect shot to the neck that finds a weak spot in the mandalorian armor and sends Sabu to the graveyard. RVD is furious at the sight of his tag partners demise and takes the opportunity to put both Capt. Kirk & Bicard in a strangle hold while holding their heads under water to drown them. RVD isn’t finally defeated until Santa swoops his sleigh down low so his bro Corbin can lop off his head with his lightsaber. Mr. & Mrs. Smith try and rally the Slaves that are still in the water when Aqualad shows up and uses his water manipulation abilities to create body crushing waves which kill Dare the Terminator, Darth Plaguis, Duncan Idaho, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, & Shindor of Brontic. Ultra Man has already wasted Batman, Robin, & Batman Beyond as well as their jet skis when Abomination leads Red Lantern #1 & the 2 yellow lanterns against him. The Red Lantern & Abomination are a great team, as they wail on Ultra Man with intense rage. Ultra Man is able to take out Yellow Lantern #2 and Red Lantern #1 before Yellow Lantern #1 keeps Ultra Man’s arms busy for a second with a pair of enormous yellow energy handcuffs while Abomination delivers a city-shattering two-handed uppercut to the head of Ultra Man that sends his head sailing off into the clouds. Loki fights Loki and Loki wins. The winner then kills Bartleby as well, but Green Lantern flies in and uses his green power ring to completely disintegrate the Asgardian Loki. Green Lantern proves to everyone why he gets to be called Green Lantern while guys like B’dg are just “A” green lantern when Hal Jordan creates an energy construct of a giant cat that bites the head off of B’dg. Green Lantern then squares off against Zillius Zox in what turns out to be a great battle. Hal Jordan cannot directly use his green power ring to attack the yellow energy aura that is protecting Zillius Zox. Jordan feels like he is running out of ideas when Yellow Lantern #2 and Abomination drop in to help. The yellow lantern uses his ring t fling Abomination at Zillius Zox and then Abomination uses his fist to fling off Zox’s head. Dormamu uses his magic to totally annihilate Yellow Lantern #2, while Santa swoops down low in his sleigh for another water run. Santa and Corbin then take out Ole Anderson and Rick Flair before Green Lantern shoots a hole in the bottom of Santa’s sleigh which sends Santa and Corbin falling into the water below them. Santa uses some Christmas magic to kill Reptile, but can’t seem to do anything about Green Lantern chasing down his reindeer a couple miles away from the action and turning them into venison. Aqualad uses his water manipulation powers to create a mighty tidal wave which knocks the remaining airborne Slaves (Dormamu & Super Soldier) into the water. Once they are in the water Aquababy manages to take out Santa Claus (no presents for him this year) while Abomination kills Corbin Dallas. Aquaman then uses his superior, water-heightened strength to kill both Dormamu & Super Soldier. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, the N.S.-5’s all eventually died and the constantly multiplying Magwai are happily populating the post-apocalyptic earth setting known as Water World.
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU ARE VICTORIOUS!