S6 W2 - The Shemalabama Shit Kickers vs The Empire

(posted on behalf of Robatu)

The Shemalabama Shit Kickers are: Zombie Galactus, Zombie King Kong, Vampire Kilowog, Skeletor w/ Gandolf's White Staff, Tombstone (Spiderman 'lore), and Kenny (South Park)

The Empire is: The Walking Dead Crew: Rick Grimes, Lori Grimes, Carl Grimes, Shame Walsh w/ Darth Malak's Lightsaber, Glenn, Maggie Greene, Dale Harvath, Darryl Dixon w/ Throwing Knives, Theador "T-Dog" Douglas, Andrea, Amy, Tyreese, Hershel Greene, Axel, Michonne w/ Purple Lightsaber, Michonne's Zombie pets #1 and 2, Lara Croft w/ Purple Lightsaber, Full Spectrum Kyle Rayner w/ Green, Yellow, Red, Blue, Indigo, Violet, and Orange Rings, Indigo Lantern Sinestro, White Lantern Swamp Thing, and Devastator, Demolisher, Mixmaster, Long Hual, Rampage, Scavanger, High Tower, and Scrapper.

As I sit in to seeing over my first match, I can't help but notice how erie the damned graveyard truely is. Seen as how the likes of Galactus, King Kong, and many, many others before and after them.

As I think this, I see the first of the combatants, come wandering, into view. It's FS Kyle Rayner, protected by his Green Lantern Ring. Also I see his Blue Ring powering up his Green Ring more. From my left I see a small Orange figure approching, its.............Kenny. Then a flash of something flies by and Kenny falls to the ground with a throwing knife, buried deep in his forehead. FS Kyle looks as confused as I, then appears Darryl Dixon, grinning. FS Kyle looks highly relaxed.

(At this time all I hear in my head is Cartman going "Oh my god, they killed Kenny." Then Kyle, "Those bastards.")

Then appearing from nowhere, Dixon is split in half by the FFL Graveyard Grim Reaper. Ad quickly as he appeared, he's gone again.  On another side of the Graveyard, Devastator is beginning to assemble to better protect itself, and it's parts from destruction. Or so it thought as Zombie Galactus comes to view and starts a violent thrashing of Devastator. The combined strength of of the robot seems to be nothing compared to the strength of the unread Zombie Galactus. As Tombstone attempts to help, they are cut in half by the FFL Grim Reaper. As more parts and pieces, fly off, Zombie King Kong begins a bit of thrashing of his own. Zombie Galactus with one final blow takes down Devastator. And continues on his undead way, along with Zombie King Kong.

Not knowing Dixon is dead, The Walking Dead crew, all of them, or what's left of them, seen as how Dixon sealed his own fate. Ate huddled discussing......something.

Rick: We continue on from here, and hurt our prey the we do best.

Shane: I'll chop'em in half. Those undead..........

He's in half too now. As the whole crew scatters they're picked off one by one as the Grim Reaper, appears and reappears, repeatedly, until only a few are left and he leaves.

Lori, Glenn, and Maggie all scared shitless, the decide to try and find a safe place to hide. (Never thought the whole Walking Dead Crew would be eliminated, by death himself.)

Lara Croft and Skeletor are having it out in an epic battle. Croft with her Purple Lightsaber and Skeletor with Gandolf's Staff. With a wild swing she trips, Skeletor misses with a mighty swing of his own. And as she rises up, she bisects him down the middle from the groin up, and as she continues her lunge upward she inadvertently takes out Vampire Kilowog. Who was flying overhead, about to make a strike of his own. As she comes back down to her feet, the four pieces of her foes fall to the ground at her feet.

Zombies Galactus and King Kong, stumble and drag themselves toward the likes of FS Kyle, White Lantern Swamp Thing, Indigo Lantern Sinestro, Lori, Glenn, Maggie, and Croft.

Thud. Thud. Thud.

Thud.

The last of the unprotected humans fall to the ground at the hands of FFL Grim Reaper. All of that are left are the Zombies, the Lanterns and Michonne and his pets, who are hiding. Zombie Galactus begins to beat at the shield protecting FS Kyle. He uses his Blue Ring to power his Green Ring more. Sinestro is having it out with Zombie King Kong and both fall as White Lantern Swamp Thing chimes in with a blast, and takes out both Zombie King Kong and Sinestro. And before he can protect himself, he too falls to the Grim Reaper. Who put some flair into this one. Slicing from right shoulder to left hip, right hip to left shoulder, crainum down, and across. As all pieces fall, Grim disappears again.

FS Kyle now used his Yellow Ring to try and instill fear in Zombie Galactus, which doesn't seem to work, as he continues his blank stare and attempts to to crush FS Kyle. His Red Ring now comes alight and he starts to pummle back at Zombie Galactus. Though what FS Kyle forgot about, was grim, from him and his team's chance at victory. As Zombie Galactus takes a final blow at FS Kyle, FFL Grim Reaper takes his dead body off into the distant foggy mist.

As Zombie Galactus takes a stumble back Michonne and his pets are crushed as the had wondered too close and became goo under the weight of Zombie Galactus.