Welcome, WELCOME! Welcome to the FFL Funeral Parlor. I'm your caretaker of lost souls, Paul Bearer. I'll be keeping you up to date on just how close the various teams around the league are to bringing back some of our departed combatants back to the land of the living, and which teams are going to have to send more souls to the great beyond in order to revive the fallen.
As you all know, the prize for winning your various football games in week one was 10 graveyard points. Quite the boon, for playing ball. Here are the current standings with those 10 points added in. Teams are listed in order of highest amount of points, to lowest.
Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse - 46
Shemalabama's Shit Kickers -32
Team Sleeping Pussy - 26
Horsemen of Apokolips -22
TEAM - 22
Brotherhood of Evil Midgets -22
Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve -14
Layanderlett's Super Orange Kitties & Cats Living Together to Make a
New Family -12
The Transfoamers - 12
President Barack Obama & Taylor Swift's Red Army -10
George Washington's Slaves -10
The Royal Highness -10
Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies -9
Griswold's Nut Busters -6
The Empire - 0
Griffin's High Maintance Dope Fiends & Destroyers - 0
Ooooooohhhhhh YYYYEEEESSSSSSS. I can already feel those souls starting to stir! Well see what happens next week and what team will be harnessing MORE of the power from beyond! For EEEEESPN 8, I'm brother Paul Bearer. I'll see YOU on the next "Spoiler Sport"
OOOOOHHHHH YYYYEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSS!!
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I was going to say that "you will be missed" but instead I'll say "welcome aboard." Awesome.
Are these numbers correct?
We thought so, but if you think they aren't than please say so.
A few of the higher pointed ones seem high. Mine for example. Was there a lot of interest earned? Could we use mine as a breakdown for people as an example?
How many points did we start the season with? I traded ten points to Ryan pre-season.
There was a bit of a miscommunication when the research was being done for this post. Corrections have since been made, and I apologize for the mistake.
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