s6w2- Griswold's Nut-Busters Vs. Layanderlett's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family

Griswold Nut-Busters are: Slym and Red Daysping, Gambit w/ Manoguard Staff, Age of Apocalypse Nightcrawler, the Annoying Orange, The Circle of Fire: Pel Tavin, Ali Rayner-West, Hunter and Forest Rayner, G.L. 7177.6 and Alexandra Dewitt, Batwing, Talon, Vampire Hal Jordan, Taneb Kel and Maggot, Dexter Morgan, Ecthelion of The Fountain and Dos.

 All of the Nut-Busters will be in The Event Horizon Spaceship

Layanderlett's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family are:White Lantern Batman, Count Duckula, Lava Girl on her Lava Cycle, Vampire Asajj Ventress, Vampire Nick Houslander, Kyle Houslander, Zachary Houslander, Thomas Wayne Batman, Vampire Cat #1, Vampire Starfire, Robin (Dick Grayson), Batgirl (Stephanie Brown), Aslan the Lion w/ green lantern ring and Gingerbread Person #2



"Are they ever coming down here? They're just sorta...hovering" asks Stephanie Brown "I'd like to just get this over with, this place gives me the creeps"

"There's only one thing to do" replies White Lantern Batman "Send the children to investigate. Robin, Lavagirl, Kyle, Zack. Head on up to that ship and see what's going on."

"No, we're not doing THAT. Why is that your go-to answer for everything?" his father from the Flashpoint timeline-Thomas Wayne answers. "We need to figure out what's going on with that ship, and why they haven't attacked us yet"

"Dude. That's the ship from 'Event Horizon'. It's like...a haunted ship that drives you insane and forces you to kill people aboard with you, or kills you itself. Have't you seen that movie?" vampire Nick replies "It was pretty badass."

"Ok, so that's the what. But why haven't they attacked yet?"

"Dude. Didn't you hear me?! The ship DRIVES YOU INSANE AND KILLS YOU OR FORCES YOU TO KILL  ANYONE ABOARD. It'd be an awesome thing to have, as long as you only had one guy driving it, and like threw your enemies inside of it. To just use it to transport your entire team isn't a good idea."

"Well, then match over. We win!" exclaims Count Duckula!

"No, cause technically the ship is a member of the Nut-Busters so we don't win till it's destroyed. Someone's gotta bring that thing down." Nick tells him.

"Ok, no problem. Zack! Kyle! Have Lavagirl fly you up there and one of you crash the ship. Both of you going in gives us better odds of one of you making it! It's bulletproof!" white lantern Batman says.

"Jesus, Bruce. No!" Thomas says. "I'll go. I've already lived my greatest nightmare the night Martha and Bruce were murdered infront of me, so I'm already pretty insane and murderous. Plus, I'm better equipped to handle any possible stragglers who haven't met their demise."

"DADDY NO! DON'T!" screams white lantern Batman "SURELY THERE'S ANOTHER SOLUTION! I JUST GOT YOU BACK!! PLEASE, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!! CAN'T WE SACRIFICE ONE OF THE CHILDREN??!!!!"

"Sorry, Bruce. But I'll be back. I just got here, we'll have other matches that maybe BOTH of us will..."

"Dude. Bruce is a white lantern. Why not just bring back Godzilla to bring the ship down and we all survive?"
 Nick interjects.

"Can I...can I do that?" asks Bruce.

"Dude, why not. You'd probably just have Godzilla with you till you die. Like when someone loses an arm or whatever. I don't see the problem with it. It's not like we're in the graveyard all the time." Dick Grayson quickly says. The rest of the Kitties nod in agreement and decide that this is a great plan.

"Ok. Cool. Let's do that, then. Bruce...show me GODZILLA!" Thomas says, a little relieved to not have to be sacrificing himself.

"I still think one of the kids coulda done SOMETHING" mutters Bruce, as he quickly searches the graveyard. He finds Godzilla's tombstone, and uses the ring to resurrect the mighty lizard. Godzilla roars to life, his screams fill the graveyard.

"Ok, buddy. Bring down that ship and let's finish this!" the white lantern dark knight commands.

Godzilla roars in approval and approaches the Event Horizon. He generates a powerful magnetic field from his body, dragging the ship closer to him. He lets lose a nuclear pulse to shut down the ship like an EMP and then uses his atomic breath to finish off the remains. The Event Horizon explodes-showering their opponents with the remains of the Griswold team.

Suddenly, Nick Houslander starts laughing hysterically.

"What's so funny, Nick?" asks Starfire "Isn't this bloodrain making you hungry?"

"Dude. It's just....Godzilla just nut-busted all over the kitties. That's HYSTERICAL" Nick tells her as he emits his trademark laugh.

The Kitties all throw their heads back and have a hearty laugh over their good fortune, when a piece of scrap form the downed ship strikes Gingerbread Person #2. Sending him to the grave for the last time. The Kitties gasp in horror.

"Whatever. He was a 9 death common. F**k him" says White Lantern Batman and the Kitties erupt into laughter once more.